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2014

05

Jan

Kim Kardashian Makes Her Ass Small of the Day

Smoke and mirrors – Pornstar turned “Reality” Star “It” Girl – Kim Kardashian, the master of the lie…has decided to share her secret to New Years Resolution of fighting whatever baby weight her plastic surgeon left behind – by posing with a chick who has a fatter ass, probably Brazilian Butt Lifted (that’s where they inject you ass with fat from other parts of your body, a procedure, girls, including Kim Kardashian get to have a fat ass, because for some reason, thanks to hip hop, fat asses are all the fucking rage)…

It’s the good old proportionately, next to this fat ass, my ass looks tight, hustle so many girls do on the regular…and who really cares…this is Kim Kardashian we are talking about…the absolute epitome of evil the world has to offer…

I just hope she’ll disappear because let’s face it, it’s time…even if it’d be hard for her to disappear since she’s so fucking fat.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

04

Jan

Lea Michelle’s Brazilian Cut Bikini Ass of the Day

For those of you who don’t pay attention to bikinis, this is a Brazilian cut and it’s pretty much what ever girl is wearing now that butts are more important than pretty much any other body part, thanks to hormones in the food and fitness…

For those of you who don’t pay attention to genitals, when you’re looking at a MOURNING Lea Michelle, showing her ass for the internet, it’s like she doesn’t have a penis or tranny face at all.

I am into this…she’s got a good ass but at this point in my life, I’m pretty much into anything.

Posted in:Lea Michelle

2014

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It is still 2013 in my soul…

Here are some links…

Anastasia Ashley’s Ass
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Selena Gomez Segway’s With Bieber
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Girls Posing in Front of the Mirror
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This Guy Just Won the gym
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Alanis Morissette in a Bikini – Monster…
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Ryan Seacrest is Scared of Girls in Bikinis
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Jane Seymour in a Bikini at 62
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Taylor Swift Does New Years
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Tight Dresses
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Vanessa Hudgens Hikes
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Cool Man Made Surf Break
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Ejected from Car and Run Over By Car – FAIL
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30 Celebrity Make-Unders
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Oil Up This Chicks Ass And Go To Town!
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Selena Gomez is Banging Lil Romeo
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Ashley Roberts – Hot Cleavage
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Aubrey O’Day’s Instagram Tits
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Troian Bellisario for Seventeen Magazine
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Best Dad Joke Ever Told
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Julia Pereira Hot BikinI Body
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The Best Social Media Pics of the Week
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Nicole Boner for some Magazine
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12 Ways To Take Adavantage of the Snow
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Julianne Hough Legs
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How To Avoid 7 Uncomfortable Situations
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Kaley Cuoco’s Plumber Crack
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Big Titties Getting Wet
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Byranna Holly’s Hot Instragram
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Some Beast Named Jill Martin in a Bikini
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Jen Selter’s Ass on Instagram
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Greek Whore of the Day
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Stupid Hooker of the Day
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Ultimate Weather Bloopers
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Drifter into the Crowd
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22 Pictures of Real Ghosts
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Drugs Through a Microscope
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Mariah Carey Performed for a Dictator
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Maria Menounos Butt in a Bikini
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All Girls Like Cumming….This Helps Them…
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Watch Girls Suck / FUCK / Touch….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Awesome Amateur Lesbians
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Mesh Panty Masturbation
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Dirty Water Bathtub Masturbation
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It’s Not Gay if there is a Girl
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Uneventful Masturbation
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Shitty Cam Girl Dance
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Tits on Webcam
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Weird Stage Performance….
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Hot Naked Girl
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Jan

Anastasia Ashley for PopDat Culture of the Day

Pro surfer Anastasia Ashley is pretty okay to look at, but way more interesting to jerk off to, whether in bikini bottoms or shorts, surfing, or just posing, I am down to lick the sea salt off her entire body…

She’s rocking’ her POPDAT CULTURE TRILL CLINTON SHIRT and I may or may not be in love…but you sure as hell should be…

GET ONE OF THESE SHIRTS

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

03

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Best Bikini Pic of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in this pic of Gwyneth Paltrow showing off her healthy living, healthy eating, healthy bikini body…but I know I love it…

Not necessarily because I am not as offended or turned off of Gwyneth Paltrow as I should be knowing her age and more importantly knowing she’s in her 40s and still just some privileged rich kid who only matters cuz her dad was in the industry….she kinda has a hot body…

But because whoever edited out the other person in the pic, left for something magical and ridiculous that makes me laugh…and laughing is sometimes all we need, even if I don’t generally believe in laughter as an activity…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2014

03

Jan

Ava Sambora’s Instagram Bikini of the Day

Richie Sambora and Heather Locklear’s troubled tween…who I assume is troubled because her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad Richie Sambora….you know Richie Sambora always in and out of rehab causing rockstar issues and Locklear constantly trying to kill herself..leaving poor little Ava, alone to fend for herself while her parents are too into themselves, with her million dollar trust fund and more importantly, money she’s made on her own thanks to being thrown into the industry at a young age, leaving her in Hawaii posing in bikinis for Instagram, that would be creepy to look at if Ava at 16 wasn’t more grown up than more 25 year olds thanks the living the rockstar life, her whole fucking life…

These are some pics of her instagram, she likes to show off her butt, I guess she thinks it is cute…who cares…

Posted in:Ava Sambora

2014

03

Jan

Rumer Willis Bikini in Miami of the Day

It is a sad day when you get turned on my pictures of RUMER WILLIS in a bikini…knowing what womb RUMER WILLIS crawled out of…but importantly, after years of trying to understand her big awkward looking face that Demi made…I mean this is a girl I’ve made fun of consistently forever because I am an asshole..who I guess has figured out that a hot enough body cancels out a wonky looking face any fucking day…or maybe, just maybe, being locked in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife has made me desperate for anything in a bikini that isn’t my fat fucking wife…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rumer Willis

2014

03

Jan

Gertrud Hegelund Nipple for Elle Australia of the Day

Gertrud Hegelund is a danish model living in New York and she is in a recent issue of Elle Australia. I guess that is considered making fucking moves…because first you start with Australia and then you take on the world…even though I’ve never heard that ever…except maybe with Steve Irwin, but look where he ended up…dead.

Either way, I think I can see her nipple. Which isn’t a big deal for anyone, especially not a model, who’s career is based on being willing to get naked in camera…because lets face it, it is just a nipple, even if all the girls you ask for tit pics freak when you ask for one…since you aren’t a photographer on set for a magazine, where any girl would take their top off because that’s the scam with photography…it’s modern day puppet mastery…

I’ve never heard of her before, but I think I like her…especially in this hot cowboy shoot…

Posted in:Gertrud Hegelund

2014

03

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio in an Artistic Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is getting all artistic in her bikini selfies for instagram….running them through filters hard even though they are hardly selfies but rather over produced nonsense shot by what is probably professional photographer fans and run through the team at Victoria’s Secret quality control department before posting it – because she is owned by them and everything you see in social media is a fucking lie….a lie designed for fans to feel like they can connect with her on whatever level this is….

I just think it’s too bad she cropped out her pussy definition, which happens to be my favorite part of any bikini….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

03

Jan

Gas Sniffer of the Day

They say that Gas Sniffing is bad for tweens who can’t legally buy booze, but can legally buy cans of toxic aerosol chemicals…

I say it’s pretty fucking funny to watch…on so many levels, from how idiotic a bitch has to be to get into this shit, thinking it’s a good idea, when it is only really a good idea when you’re practically homeless and can’t afford actual drugs…but more importantly, how good it is to see her fall from the stairs…

Sure I am more into teens being slutty on the internet, but I figure this is a solid gateway activity to that…it burns off them brain cells proper…

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