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2014

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When trapped inside a cabin in the woods with my obese disgustingly fat wife on some team building trip that should end in murder suicide but that will just end with me locking myself outside hoping I freeze to death…

I have no choice but to spend my nights trying to convince girls to take pictures of themselves with random household objects in their asses..

So far no one has pulled through…making this weekend far worse that I expected it to be…which is already very very very bad.

Here are some morning links…

Jane Seymour is 62 in a Bikini
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Top 10 Uncle Phil Moments
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Worst Topless Beach Pic You’ll See Today
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30 Celebrity Make-Unders
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Ultimate Weather Bloopers
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Alison Brie Reaction Faces in GIF
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Winter Babes!
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WATCH – Girls Getting Naked for Free
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Choreographed Christmas Dance of the Day

I am very late on these Maria Menounos choreographed dance videos where she seems to be in a bikini because like the rest of the world…I don’t give a fuck about Maria Menounos, if anything I hate her because she is a host of a celebrity gossip show owned by the people who own the celebrities and that in and of itself just makes me angry…

I don’t find her all that hot, all that interesting, and I’ve already seen her vagina sticking it’s tongue out at me…but I’ll post it anyway.

TO SEE SOME RECENT BIKINI VACATION PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

2014’s as shitty as I expected…but the good news is girls are just as slutty as they were in 2013. That keeps me going….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Baby Gives Jenny McCarthy Side Eye – FUNNY
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Girls Without Bras
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This CHick is Ripped….
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AnnaLynne McCord Lives and is Still Skinny in a Bikini
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Rihanna’s New Years on Instagram
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Bridget Malcolm in Lingerie
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People WHo Have Failed in the New Year
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Marg Helgenberger’s Pokies
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Subway Pisser
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Nina Agdal in Revista
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Charlize Theron in a Bikini
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Some Slut
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Frog Walking….
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Keira Knightley in a Magazine….
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The Science of Chocolate
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Margot Robbie and Kate Mara
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Scientists Levitate Small Objects
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Topless Beach Pic of the Day
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini
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Chris Kluwe On Why He Was Fired from The Vikings
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Nina Agdal in Beach Bunny
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Cara Delevingne Eyebrows
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Famous Women You’d Have a Beer With
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Paris Hilton in a Sleazy Tight Dress
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Jessica Simpson Mega Gallery….
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stepNEWS – TOPLESS SPEEDING WOMAN ARRESTED AND AMAZING
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Hot Girl Making Cookies
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Tori Spelling Staged Pic
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Chocolate Bananasa Gone Wrong
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People Living Like No One is Watching
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Sexy Snow Bunnies
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The Hottest Pic You Will Ever See of Kayley Cuoco
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Dude Got in Trouble for Fucking the Window
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini Yo
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Holly Wolf Titty Model
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500 Foot Moving Goal
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Kate Winslet is Worried for Miley
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11 People Who Forgot to Work Out at the Gym
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The Year in Celebrity Booty
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More Demi Moore Bikini Pics
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Kaley Cuoco in a Pink Dress!
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The Ultimate Weather Bloopers of 2013
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Rob Kardashian Wants to Quit his Family
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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CAM GIRLS FOREVER
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Model May Andersen’s 2011 Nude Pics are making a Comeback
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Your Favorite Celebrity Nude Scenes
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2 Finger Handjob is Kinda Homo To Watch But Pretyt Alright
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Weird Titty Cam Show
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Goth Porn
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Breasts Against Glass
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Seriously Uneventful Masturbation
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Giant Webcam Tits
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Awesome Squirt Video
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2 Girls One Cam
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A Couple Girls Dyking Out
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Amateur Fucks Herself with a Wine Bottle
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

Jan

Demi Moore in her Bikini of the Day

Demi Moore is more science than human so whenever her bikini pics happen, I stare and wonder how someone at 60 with 3 kids looks better now than when she was nude modelling to pay her rent back in the 80s before she slept her way into movies…becoming some kind of it girl despite having no talent or skill…something that we can all agree you don’t need to be an actor…since it’s all a smoke show pile of bullshit lie…kinda like Demi Moore’s bikini body she paid for…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Demi Moore

2014

02

Jan

Eva Longoria in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Eva Longoria posted a bikini pic…and clearly knows her angles because she’s looking good despite being the Rihanna of Mexicans, who hates being Mexican so bad that she hires Mexican servants to make herself feel more important than the average Mexican…

I never found her hot, maybe because I am a self hating Mexican, or maybe because I know what corn tortillas to do an ass when eaten the way real Mexicans who haven’t gone Hollywood eat…but for some reason I am finding her hot today…maybe because I have Mexican hooker mommy issues that are flashing back now that we are starting a new year and I am reflecting…and I see my mexican hooker mom in her or maybe because I never banged a Mexican and being half Mexican want to see myself in her…covering her fish taco with my salsa…right?

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2014

02

Jan

Olga Kent’s Got Good Bikini of the Day


Olga Kent is some Russian girl who I am celebrating in her bikini because unlike other Russian girls she’s managed to get into Movies and other shit…rather than working for a webcam company where she pisses on command if you ask her for fear that the Russian Mobster than owns her kills her family if she doesn’t do it….however I kinda prefer desperation of a girl who had relatives wait in line for rationed bread to someone getting paid…no matter how good she looks in a bikini…

Apparently, she’s a bond girl…I’m more into her vagina definition in her bikini..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Olga Kent

2014

02

Jan

Katie Holmes Interesting Things Happening to her Crotch in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if this is the seam where they sewed the human flesh back onto her robot frame in Tom Cruise’s scientology lab in the basement of his house where he re-built Katie Holmes after ripping his chosen baby out of her – a baby that wasn’t created through sex because he is gay…

Because if I was building a robot women using alien technology, the pussy would be the access point where all the electronics would go…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2014

02

Jan

AnnaLynne McCord Bent Over Administering CPR in a Bikini of the Day

When you don’t matter – like Annalynne McCord – who was on one TV show that didn’t matter for a long enough to accidentally think she mattered – when really it was just wishful thinking so that she didn’t have to crawl back to Texas her tail between her legs – in the kind of she will do anything she has to do to be famous – and probably has done all she can do to be famous – leaving her nothing but a LA hooker who isn’t a legit hooker but fucks for money indirectly to pay her bills…get in a bikini and people will care enough to remember you exist…anything for attention yo.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Annalynne McCord

2014

02

Jan

Ellie Goulding in Marie Claire UK of the Day

Ellie Goulding is topless in Marie Claire UK…well technically topless because she’s not wearing clothes…but not topless enough since we can’t see her nipples getting milked the way all topless pics should be…

But we have seen her TOPLESS IN FLAUNT …or at least she’s shown off her hipster rocker nippples that weren’t all that hot but still happened and once your nipples exist on the internet there is really no need to ever wear a shirt in pictures again – you kinda lay the groundwork for yourself to be topless for life…and not just topless like this…and the real issue in all this is why the fuck am I talking about Ellie Goulding…

Posted in:Ellie Goulding

2014

02

Jan

RIP Motherfucker the James Avery as Uncle Phil Edition of the Day

I always get in trouble when people die because I laugh at death, I am hardcore like that, it’s like fuck you death and the person you took, even if I am well aware that death sucks as a concept…

You know seeing the world collectively hold hands crying for someone who they never met and who didn’t give a fuck about them just confuses me…sure they are celebs, but do they really matter, and did you really care that they were alive yesterday.


CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TOP 10 UNCLE PHIL MOMENTS

Every time a celeb dies, I lose followers, traffic partners, all because I get carried away, so today, I resolve to be nicer about death…to may my RIP Motherfucker posts more tributes that poking fun at their lives…Because never has there been a tragedy as great as a 65 year old obese man dying…because he was on TV….


TO SEE THE UNCLE PHIL TRUBUTE CLICK HERE

Posted in:RIP Motherfucker