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2014

07

Jan

Ashley Benson’s Bra Pic for Instagram

I don’t know if anyone cares about Ashley Benson, the chubby girl from the movie Spring Breakers, who I assume may have been on something else prior to Spring Breakers, and who is probably on something now other that Spring Breakers, because that’s what working actors do…they work…but I will also assume that she’s missing the attention she was getting this time last year, because why else would she put up some bra pic, showing off her tits, in what has to be a “Hey look I still have tits, please look people, I need THUMBS UPS and LIKES, they make me feel validated and like I matter….”….

But I could be wrong. Maybe she just likes titty pics and it has nothing to do with fans liking her pics…that’s why she posted it to instagram…

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2014

07

Jan

Rihanna and Cara Delevingne are BFFs of the Day

It doesn’t amaze me that “it” girl model Cara Delevigne is friends with Popstar superstar Rihanna. It seems like a natural fit of two girls who have achieved what the world consider greatness, without really deserving it. It’s like a couple girls making too much money for their own good doing things that make no sense, and that probably come with a shitty fucking diva attitude. I mean famous people need friends, especially when going to public events…they probably even lick each other’s assholes….

It does amaze me that looking at Cara Delevingne, her weird neck chin, her broken down unshowered crackhead face…with what I would say is little to no sex appeal, definitely little to no beauty, but who is a Victoria’s Secret model…< haref="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2014/01/06/cara-delevingne-for-la-perla-of-the-day-2" target="_blank"> BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS shit’s confusing.

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Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Rihanna

2014

07

Jan

Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video of the Day

I know there was some controversy about Kaley Cuoco getting married, I didn’t pay attention to why, but here is a video of her wedding, which is more of a sales pitch for her make up artist…where Kaley looks a lot like a fat Britney Spears…

I just hope the only people who masturbate to Kaley Cuoco are socially awkward, aspergeres nerds who like her because she plays the accessible “hot” girl on a really huge show, that I don’t think should be a huge show, but that for some reason everyone watches all the fucking time…making her more relevant than she should be….

I can only assume, like Kaley’s sex appeal, some brain washing is going on….you know all a fucking lie…

She’s annoying as fuck, no wonder John Ritter self destructed on set with her.

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2014

07

Jan

Emmy Rossum’s Naked in Shameless of the Day

Emmy Rossum doesn’t like me, she’s blocked me and told me off prior to her landing her Shameless show….a show that she got because she is willing to get naked all the time…because I guess her shitty struggle in Hollywood needed a break and she got to the point of showing tits on TV rather than tits in a stripclub back home…or tits to some married executive who pays her to fuck…because those kind of tits don’t come with fame.

I know very little about Emmy Rossum, her career, or even why she annoys the fuck out of me…I just know she’s naked in Episode 1 of this season’s Shameless, like she’s been naked so many times before, and I don’t hate her as much as I thought I did….

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2014

07

Jan

Kim Kardashian Big Ass and Titties for the Paparazzi of the Day

Smoke and mirror, plastic surgery ridden, fat troll who marketed herself as curvy, porn star Kim Kardashian…Because in the event you don’t remember SHE WAS A PORNSTAR BEFORE A REALITY TV STAR …yet always a fucking spoiled cunt who I am sure disappointed her murderer supporting dad who lent his whore wife to his client before dying..where they produced the ugly one…not that you care about the Kardashians, because you are like me and want them to disappear…

I can’t help but take every opportunity to mock Kanye’s baby momma and the lie that is everything about her…I know she called the paparazzi, and that these were possible photoshoppped badly…I know she’s a vapid twat with too much money but more importantly I hate that I’ve masturbated to her sex tape at least once 5 years ago…

People are celebrating her post baby weight, that she’s had plastic surgery to achieve but that she is still fat…confusing…right…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

07

Jan

Nina Agdal’s Cristal Beer Commercial of the Day

Nina Agdal was photoshopped to shit in both the promo pics and actual pics of this Cristal beer commercial she was cast to be a part of…because Nina Agdal is reaching…doing all she can because this year is probably the last chance she has to have a cover in Sports Illustrated which is all that matter to her, since Sports Illustrated owns her…unfortunately, Emily Ratajkowski is probably going to be the cover girl, back burner-ing Nina…but at least she’ll always have Cristal beer….

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

07

Jan

Taylor Swift Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift brought out her legs while wearing a Victoria’s Secret shirt because I guess it is safe to say…she got paid for it…or maybe she’s sponsored from all the sex she has – she goes through all kinds of panties…

Now I don’t know why I feel compelled to post these pics of Taylor Swift, but I think it has something to do with how much sex she has had, with the number of people she’s had sex with, all while being able to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…like some kind of money making sex kitten genius…that I wouldn’t mind climbing up her thighs, and crawling into her big scary used up, even at 22, vagina…and dying inside her very rich womb….

That’s all I have to say about that, this has been a moment of weakness…

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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

07

Jan

Fanny Francois in the Worst Lingerie Catalog Ever of the Day

Fanny Francois is from Belgium, she is signed to an agency, which isn’t saying much, considering I know fat girls signed to agencies, because it doesn’t cost agencies money to sign a girl, but they can make money if the girl goes onto have sex with the right people….

She probably lives in New York with the other models, in some one room apartment, where they slam 12 young dumb babes into until they start making money for the company, but where they usually just develop insecurities, a coke addiction and a need to fuck rockstars to get out of the hell they are living….

But sometimes, they get jobs, that they get excited for, because finally they have 500 dollars to put on their credit card…and here’s Fanny Francois, a model who may not be all that low level, I am too lazy to look it up, looking like she was pulled out of the gutter, thrown into panties and photoshopped to shit.

I have an healthy obsession with hating catalog shoots, and this is the worst of seen, so bad it’s good.

Posted in:Fanny Francois

2014

07

Jan

Kristina Tsvetkova Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Russian IMG Model Kristina Tsvetkova did some nude shoot, all greased up and lovely….

I’ve never heard of her, but like most models I’ve never heard of, I have seen her nipples…and I guess that’s better than I know most girls in my everyday life, like the bitch who serves me coffee, or the bitch who serves me donuts, or the bitch at the welfare office who always rejects my request for food stamps….I mean I even know this babe better than I know my own family members, and my neighbors, and people I went to high school with, and 98 percent of my Facebook friends…because this model has the decency to know, show your titties for your career, it’s better like that.

Posted in:Kristina Tsvetkova|NSFW

2014

07

Jan

Gas Drinker of the Day

Gas huffing homeless natives is an ongoing stereotype that I guess stems from their inability to handle booze, resorting to gas to get fucked up or whatever, so seeing a dude drinking or huffing gas is really not all that shocking, the world is fucked up and people do fucked up things, but the way this motherfucker walks up to the gas pump like it’s a bar, pours his own drink, and chugs the shit like he’s Clint Eastwood in a cowboy movie, I’m talking full fucking swag on, shit makes me want to take up Gas drinking, it’s fucking funny.

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