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2023

03

Jan

Molly Sims Bikini of the Day

Molly Sims is like 50 years old and in a bikini, which you’d think should have a set fixed age limit on who can wear the bikini, along with a set weight limit, but unfortunately we’re not controlled by our overlords to that extreme yet.

You know 10 points off your social credit if you put people through the sight of your fat old ass tanning in a g-string….it’s a logical step or maybe it should be a generally understood sense of decency even in this world of degeneracy…but it’s not.

Now, I am not one to complain about a once hot Swim model in her bathing suit at any age, plus she’s not hideous.

I just think it’s funny that knowing there’s an archive of her hotness out there, why bother trying, she’s done it, it’s out there, the legacy lives on…no need to come out or retirement for the fans, only weirdos want to see how she’s aged out.

So yeah, the more skin I see the happier I am on any age, size even if it’s a disaster pile of gross old lady from the diner who eats too many french fries in her 70s out on her balcony tits out in the summer….I like to experience it…

When it’s a famous chick people have jerked off to, I wonder is it confidence, do they think they aged hot and want to show off their rich girl diet and exercise routine that could stand up to new models with less drive, because they don’t need it.

Is it just what they are programmed to do without any thought, or is it what they think they are supposed to do, or are expected to do until the day they die…..or do thy just not really care either way like after one too many gyno appointments you don’t get too concerned with showing a room of people your scabby cunt, but the bikini selfie version…

Give these exhibitionists the freedom to show off whether they think they are still hot asses….or don’t care if they are hot asses but do it anyway or not…

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2023

03

Jan

Stella Banderas is Hot Celebrity Daughter of the Day

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I have a daughter of celebrities navigating the scary world of living in their parents shadows but doing a decent job of it because they are rich and because their parents are celebrities, not serious people.

The daughter of the celebrity is the ideal kind of stunted rich bitch you’d want to have romance with because unlike daughters of real estate tycoons, or serious business people, they are raised by people who never grow up, don’t work very hard, but like having a good time while living on their elitist perch above the rest.

That’s not to say other rich kids aren’t as fucked up, aren’t as fun, don’t have weirdo parents that throw money at them because they can, it’s just to say I don’t care about those other rich kids, while celebrity rich kids and their shadow dwelling, made of their superior genetics is a way more fun social experiment because their parents are public figures.

So. Stella Banderas, the daughter of Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas, born in Spain in 1996, obviously 50% Spanish and at least 25% Tippi Hedren, the lion tamer, model and BIRDS actress who was sexually assaulted by our boy Alfred Hitchcock…multiple times….

Thanks to her mom Melanie being the rich kid, daughter of a celebrity before becoming a celebrity’s whoring, she’s also got a half sister named Dakota who you may remember as the wet napkin cast to play the 50 Shades of Grey girl…that gay ass Coldplay singer has adopted….

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2023

03

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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The year is 2023 and I haven’t seen more tits this year than I have in my lifetime, but if I did, it would still not be enough tit, as I am into tits…

I have been thinking a lot about how great a nice big tit is, even a fake big tit, becaue I am conditioned to love the big tit and to want to suck the big tit, it’s probably coded into all of our DNA, hence the titty obsession that lets the big tits win at life.

Since big tits are obvious for obvious reasons and great for obvious reasons, I still like to give the tiny tit some love too….

I am a bit of a contrarian, forced to hate the mainstream, forced to find lame what the mainstream finds cool, and for as long as I can remember, I am more into supporting the underdog, which the TINY TIT owner is….

That’s not to say tiny tits aren’t hot or amazing, but to say that tiny tits face big tits everyday and likely feel insecure about their tinyness, even when they love them, because SYSTEMIC RACISM against their tits…

Yet, we must pull our shirts up and champion the cause, stop the negative self speak and realize that all tits are great and deserve to be jerked off to…and hacking them up and inserting toxic plastics is not the solution….showing us all your great tiny tits is.

Here are some TINY TITS for more tits in 2023.

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2023

03

Jan

January Jones Lace Cleavage of the Day

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As someone who didn’t watch Mad Men, I don’t give a fuck about January Jones. You know how this celebrity witch craft works, they play a character in a show that you’re into because your actual life sucks, so you think sitting on the couch and watching a bunch of overpaid assholes play pretend for you as a mechanism to tell you stories, that has a bit more production value than a podcast, but is usually just as fucking mindless and boring, but it’s way easier than actually reading because imagining characters is hard on the brain.

So yeah, they lure you in with their tits on the show you like and you are forever engaged by their behavior and what they are up to, like they jerking off to them decades later is some sort of pat on their back or message to the universe that may land you up inside them one day, even though the chances of that are few and unlikely….but you’re allowed to dream of impossible situations instead of dreaming of realistic things that can improve your life immediately.

ANYWAY, all I see is an old single mom, using her tits on her skinny enough frame for some attention as her neck melts away and her face is run through apps and filters giving it an almost gently erased look, it’s the internet, why have HD wrinkles in this vapid and empty world.

I also see the tits, in lace, which is what this is about, so some tits in lace on a pretty uninspiring Hollywood cum dumpster….

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2023

03

Jan

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Not all of us have the luxury of hopping down to the beach like a homeless crackhead living in florida, exposed to all that hot weather half nakedness on the daily, a great place to be homeless, until some zombie eats your face off under the bridge.

Not all of us are fortunate enough to be able to afford some tropical beach vacation, even the ghetto ones where the hotel rooms give you aids, and even if we were able to afford that bootleg shit, the bodies in swimwear around us would be our fat wives and not some hot chicks wanting to show off their bikinis, those ladies hang out in places the likes of us can’t afford.

Some of us live our own prison life in the walls of a mould filled apartment and the only bikini action we get because we live in a frozen tundra is at the public pool, which is predominately occupied by old ladies in what we hope are water proof diapers cuz they aren’t the kind of bodies I want to be producing the piss I am soaking in….

So we turn to the internet and do this random ass round up of random ass girls in some form of swimwear or another. It brings us hope or inspires us or some shit cuz girls half naked in swimwear is timeless classic hotness.

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2023

03

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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When I celebrate Tight Pants, which is actually on a daily basis, at least on the days I leave the house and enter the public domain, because bitches they wear tight pants and tight pants look fucking good.

I realize that the tight pants are probably doing some slight of hand style tricks that are misleading, but as far as I’m concerned that’s about as close to naked as we can get, even if she’s actually being held together but he equivalent of PANTS MADE OF DUCT TAPE…I’m not ever seeing them naked, so I’ll take the modified illusion of what they look like naked, their ass roundness, their pussy puff, all while picking up a bunch of bananas in the produce aisle….or while pretending to walk my dog as they bend over to pick up the dog shit….you know, tight pants are versatile and fucking everywhere…

Unfortunately, they are really everywhere, because I am also seeing a lot of dudes rocking the tight pants and they aren’t even GOTH, Gay or Trans…I’m talking fitness dudes who do fitness things and feel that they are best executed in a pair of leggings marketed as compression pants to ensure ultimate fitness..

I used to take issue with dudes in bike shorts, walking around like it’s tour de france, with their bellies out….thinking their fat ass is not benefitting from the spandex so why do they want to put us innocent bystanders through the shit….

NOW, I get the same feeling when other dudes move through life in their leggings and no, it’s not because I get turned on or accidentally check them out thinking their ass belongs to a chick and it makes me question my sexuality….it’s just that men in leggings is twisted, inappropriate and definitely in need of being shamed or outlawed….

So here are some Ladies in tight pants the way the legging was meant to be worn before men tried to jump in the trend and make it about them, those MISOGYNISTS never letting women have their time to shine, just eagerly trying to show off their dick prints like they are pussy prints…..perverse.

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2023

03

Jan

Boot Show and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Shirt Removal

Big Girl Pool Exit

Hot Horse Girl Dismounts

Titty Dancers

Flexing

Dance Dance

Pelvic Floor Routine

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2023

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Happy fucking New Year….

You may not bother with resolutions, but I like to think they are inspiring, especially when you think of the most offensive resolutions possible, that you can present to your family so they don’t think you’re a loser…like inserting larger objects in your ass, or finally becoming a woman so you can jerk off to yourself by cutting off your dick in your basement and gluing your fleshlight to the scar tissue….or maybe you’re more simple than that and just want love, happiness, health, wealth, a new job, a job, a blow job….you get what I am saying here….

Resolutions are hopeful, exciting, give you and your ambitions some meaning, a benchmark, maybe something to work towards….otherwise you just coast through life without any real goals or attempts to do better…just same old take it as it comes and that’s not self improvement or maximizing your human experience in that period between birth and death….

Unless you’re the kind of person who can set those other days of the year and who don’t need a bullshit oppresive calendar system to control you…

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Gyneth Paltrow and Daughter Bikini on a Boat
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Did College QB’s Dad Grope his Girlfriend?
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Jordyn Jones Plays Around in Hot Tub
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10 Most Ridiculous Hate Crime Hoaxes from Colleges
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Twerking on a Cop for an Arrest
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Caylee Cowan See Through
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Bella Thorne Topless Dance
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Miley Cyrus’ New Year Bikini Surprise
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Paige Spiranac Brings the Short Game Tutorial
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Giving Herself a Wedgie in her Bikini
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Woman Feeding the Decoys
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Jeremy Renner Ran Over his Own Leg with his Snowcat
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Heidi Klum in Hot Tub on New Years
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Hot Surfer Babe Tia Blanco is Pregnant With Brody Jenner
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Beverly Hills New Years Eve Vandal
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Fentanyl Gets Rapper Gansta Boo
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Cat Destroys Ceiling and Walks it Off
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Rita Ora’s Bikini Time
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Fan’s Viral Lamar Jackson T-Shirt
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Customer Tries to Escape without Paying
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Beaver Builds Dam in House
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Weird Mashup of 2022 Movie Trailers
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Dua Lipa’s New Years Eve Thong
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This Dart League has Dancers
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Man Runs in Every Kind of Footwear
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Historical Facts About Chocolate
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Bird Impersonates R2D2
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini on New Years
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NFL Player’s Girlfriend is a Professional
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Ashley Roberts Shows Off her Bikini Body
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Deaf Cat Enjoys Bike Ride around London
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Freezing Soap Bubbles is Cool
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Biggest Grossing Movies from 1976 to 2022
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Kate Hudson Does a Bikini Snow Angel
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Demi Rose Red Hot for New Years
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Man Wards Off Somali Pirates
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Ice Artist Makes a Cuckatoo
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Baby Monkey Makes Friend with a Dog
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Sara Sampaio Bikinis in Hawaii
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Chantle Jeffries Bikini Bod
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Kliff Kingsbury’s Girlfriend Veronica Bielik is a Great Distraction!
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Raccoon Tries Catching Snowflakes
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Nostalgic Animation about Life in Brooklyn
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Audi Drives on Snow
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Selena Gomez is in a throuple with Nicola Peltz
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Creepy Promo for the M3GAN Movie at the Chargers Game
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Bikini
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Taylor Hill in Underwear
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Jessica Parker Kennedy Bra Top – Not Sarah Jessica Parker
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Ashley Greene in Leggings
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Camila Mendes Fit Body in Bikini on Beach
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Kostek and Gronk are in St Barts
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Emma Stone in NYC
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Emma Brooks in a Black Dress
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Maisie Williams has a Smoke
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Kiernan Shipka in a Slutty Dress
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Rita Ora Titties at an Event
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Lily Rose Depp in a Beauty Salon
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Hailey Bieber Legs
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Girl Night In
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Peer Pressure Always Wins
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Mental Mondays
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Actual Fucking Hooters
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Pushing the Dildo In
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That was unexpected
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Blonde Got Hot Tits
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Girl on Girl
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Baby Got Back
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Big Titties Flashed
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Outdoor Dildo Ride
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26 Shitty Days
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Beach Girls Have Fun
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Arms Up Boob Flasher
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Nika in the Shower
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Outdoor Dildo Ride
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Boat Owner Fucks
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Panties to the Side Orgasm
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Wand Time Orgasm
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Butt Plug in for the Show
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Dick Sucker
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Tits Out Dildo FUck
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Mom and her Exchange Student
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Panties to the Side Dildo In Ass
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Cheerleader Sex Tape
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2023

02

Jan

Maya Hawke Tits of the Day

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I saw some paparazzi pics of Maya Hawke in a white swimsuit in St Barts being a famous in her own right thanks to hit shows she’s been cast on, but probably would’ve been in St Barts regardless of her IMDB credits or her own personal savings account balance because her parents are Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke…

Anyway, when I saw the pics, she looked a little dumpy and I thought, typical rich kid who has a career from nepotism just rubbing it in everyone’s face by not being fit.

I don’t care about nepotism, I embrace it and feel like generational wealth, inside advantage is all part of the fun of life….and if you don’t have that access, those connections, that trust fund, like most of us don’t…you can find other ways to distract yourself like through chronic masturbation targeted at those who do.

But I do care about fat chicks normalizing being fat and skinny chicks can be just as soft and sloppy as a fat chick. We call the SLIM FATS…like the drink, but different.

Anyway, along with negatively analyzing some strangers body I said “that white swim suit should be more sheer”…seeing as so many white swimsuits have gifted a voyeur like me some pussy lip and nipple flashes through the fabric….but the published pics weren’t as fun as I’d like.

Luckily, Maya Hawke is an exhibitionist hipster type who doesn’t give a fuck about pulling the titties out of the near sheer swimsuit for the paparazzi, cuz tits are good for marketing, and for chronically jerking off to nepotism hires….so it’s a win across the board.

A new year miracle one would say….if their resolution of self improvement invloves jerking off to nepotism hires in the hollywood realm since this one’s basically from Hollywood Royalty….

TITTIES!

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2023

02

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned the whole medical crisis of 2020 no longer exists, we’re past that, let’s focus on more positive, uplifting, exciting, inspiring, perverted, erotic, fun, mainly fun things…

Sure there are still a handful of assholes in masks, pushing shots, praising shots even if they die of the shots because they feel it was a virtuous thing to do…there are still people dying suddenly or getting weird surprise cancers that take them the fuck out or at least take them deep enough into suffering that they get government assisted death…a fucking weird new trend that they’ve romanticized.

Sure, there’s still some PTSD, although PTSD is pretty fucking pussy way to describe anything that happens in your life unless you’re a veteran, because if your trauma was being locked out of society for not getting a shot and being forced to stay in until a group of truckers decided to change the course of history, it’s pretty decent PTSD…even if it keeps you looking over your shoulder thinking something else is planned for your kind…

So a mass percentage of society fell for a marketing campaign and turned on those who didn’t and may now die because of it….just earlier today someone sent me a Wall Street Journal article saying those with the shot are 3.5 more likely than those without to get covid and anyone with the shot has likely had terrible bouts with the virus while those without the shot didn’t get sick…the control group they wanted to eliminate lives…

Anyway, 2023, we gotta put all that behind us, but never forget that the medical workers who loved the attention were all part of the propaganda, lying or inflating the crisis when they knew better, putting potentially poison in the arms of millions who trusted them, because they were told to, and they acted like authorities on an experiment because it got them attention and we’re the ones who are suffering because of it.

So with that, never trust anyone but your gut, and only support the medical workers looking for attention through online erotica….it’s a better cause, a less annoying way to get attention, one you can jerk off to and one that doesn’t need to disrupt our mindless lives and expose all the layers of corruption….that WE all fund through taxes….far better to fund naughty nurses through your credit cards….and here’s the proof.

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