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2023

03

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Hey boys, want to head down to the wharf and do some fishing….only at this wharf the fish catch themselves with their own fishnets that they go out and buy….

I figure the only angle I have for a FISHNET round up today is a series of STINKY RANK PUSSY jokes…

I don’t have any STINKY RANK PUSSY jokes because I don’t think stinky pussy smells all that fishy, sure it smells, and I have encountered at least a few that have made me gag, but it was never in a “all you can eat day old sea food at the buffet” kind of way, but maybe that’s because I don’t eat seafood so I don’t make the connection….I’m just like it smells like feces was used as a tampon…..on a really hot day….for about three weeks…..but not like a paella or some shit…

But yeah, let’s get to the WHARF, hop on board, and stare at all the SEA URCHINS stuck in the NETS because COMMERCIAL FISHERMEN DON’T CARE ABOUT MARINE LIFE….

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2023

03

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence Sheer Outfits of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is the daughter of TV producer Bill Lawrence who has some hits and a ton of money….and the hole he came inside who is the now BOTCHED Kate from Drew Carrey show….I saw a trailer for Jason Segal’s weird Apple show with Harrison Ford and she plays the neighbor and she’s a fucking monster….

Anyway, I don’t know what went wrong in their daughter’s life, but she’s doing the fake model, attempt to be an influencer, pretends to be a popstar hustle and the only time anyone pays attention to her is when she posts her see through to tits.

She’s at fashion week, you know, since she’s in the scene thanks to her parents and can afford this kind of thing, and she is wearing lace hosiery outfits like she works at the brothel, but she’s too rich to work at the brothel, her whoring is done different…

So yeah, no complaints with the nipples always out, but I have one complaint about when she emailed the site in third person to remove her pics….what a joker.

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2023

03

Mar

Skinny Girl Grows an Ass and Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Extreme Flexible

Crazy Dancer

Pool SLut

More Flexible

Fishing Ass

Showing some feet

Just a Girl Getting Dressed

Leg Flex

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2023

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have nothing to say.

Here are some stepLINKS

No wait…

I have something to say, let me just post my manifesto, my memoirs, my words of enlightenment….how about the lessons I’ve learned along the way that can help you be the worst version of yourself.

We could make it into an online course….HOW to coast badly….when there are so many easy scams to pull to coast NOT BADLY…

I could give you digital marketing courses on HOW TO LOSE WEBSITE TRAFFIC and never build an actual brand…

I could give social media advice, SHOW YOUR TITS, but in an era where all girls show tits, even that’s not good enough….

Or I could go back to HAVING nothing to say….

No wait…

I can write about politics, since that’s what everyone seems to write about, LEFT vs RIGHT, the RACE wars, the colonialists, the miserable 75% mental health diagnosed medicated idiots….OR maybe we go into 15 minute cities, future pandemics and CLIMATE change….but that’s why everyone is so miserable….so we won’t talk about that.

I can tell you embarassing sex stories, like the time a woman thought I was trans or an ugly lesbian with a dick clit because my long hair, titties and INNY cock….after I came on her….THAT AIN’t SQUIRT bitch…

Or I could go back to having nothing to say….just a post the stepLINKS and move on….

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Madelaine Petsch See Through on Instagram!
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Billie Eilish Tans!
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Genie Bouchard Hits the Gym
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Christina Ricci Pokies
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Olivia Culpo Cleavage Rub
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Nudity in Season 2 of Sex/ Life
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Dove Cameron at an Event
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Crazy Facts
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Lindsey Pelas – Fully Nude
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Justin Fields’ New Girlfriend
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Jenna Ortega Hot Sauce Interview
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Sophie Rothschild Crochet Dress
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Teen Mom Alum Arrested for Stalking
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Elephant Drinks from Pool
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Gisele Does Yoga
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Kim Kardashian Bikini Hose Down
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Chihuahua Mom and her Puppy
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The Person Behind GPS
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Livvy Dunne Makes Katie Sigmund Collab Official
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Weird Super Mario Bros Movie Trailer
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Compilation of Weird Internet Things
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43,000 Dollar Phone Camera
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90 Year Old Film Gets Developed
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Antonio Brown is a Team Owner
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Swat Team Using Flash Bang on Suspect
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Road Rage Incident
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Jackie Robinson Parkway Fail
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Billboard Music Women Event Looks
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Arianny Celeste Bikinis
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Billboard did a Sexist – WOMEN IN MUSIC – Event and Sluts Showed Up….
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Halsey in a Bra at Fashion Week
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Sophie Turner at an Event
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Sara Sampaio Street Walking
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Sofia Carson in a Dress
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Noah Cyrus at an Event
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Amanda Holden in Red Outfit
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Emma Roberts in a Yellow Dress
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Taylor Hill in a Photoshoot
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Bella Thorne in a Photoshoot
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Tessa Thompson in a Dress
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Peyton Roi List in a Dress
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Olivia Rose Keegan in a Dress
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Jessica Alba at Fashion Week
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Kendall Jenner Pumping Gas
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Kira Kosarin in a Black Outfit
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Masked Dildo
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6 Public Acts that Make You Whore
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MINA is the Reddit Amateur
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Ass to Ass
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Can’t Help Falling in Love
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Hair Dryer Fucker
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Tit Flash at the Fishing Store
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Banana Rammer
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AN Old Set of Iga’s Tits
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Goddess on a Fuck Machine
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Bitches Be Crazy
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Pussy Rub from Behind
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Fucking a Set of Big Tits
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All Four Dildo Fuck
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17 People Having Shit Days
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Shower Time
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Amateur Fuck
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Legs Up Creampie
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Big Dildo Ride
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Heather Sucks Dick
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2023

02

Mar

Miley Cyrus Ass of the Day

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I assume people still like Miley Cyrus, probably not Hannah Montana perverts since she’s aged out and is far too aggressive, naked, run through, sexual to speak to their weird, watching kids shows for romance fetishes….

I’m of the Miley fan from her reinventing herself after Hannah Montana by posting nudes on the internet phase, when she basically emulated all the whores of the internet and brought that to the mainstream, destroying a generation by normalizing that kind of behavior that I always thought was an act, not authentic, just marketing hustle because Hollywood sucks and rips off trends….

She’s gone through waves of nudes, to non nudes, back to nudes, and I’ve been into it. She’s promoting some new iteration of her creative journey, showing off a fit body, a sculpted fit ass, and I like it because Miley’s a candy-coated, Hollywood manufactured Star baby!

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2023

02

Mar

Jenna Ortega See Through of the Day

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Jenna Ortega is the newest industry vixen that they pulled out of their cloning labs, or human trafficking facilities, I don’t know where they source this talent, I just know it gets fed to us like it’s just randomly surfaced to the top of celebrity and I know far too many whores who want to be famous, who commit their life and a lot of sin to getting famous, but never get famous…so when one does become famous, I doubt it’s a random event..THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES…

But anyway, she’s an it-girl, created by the industry, doing the GOTH thing, thanks to being in a Goth role for Goth Tim Burton, where she choreographed a dance all the lame GOTHS of the internet have recreated because they don’t have original thought and don’t realize crying for attention like a basic bitch is NOT goth at all….it’s the opposite of GOTH apathy you’d find in the 90s.

Anyway, she’s in a sheer dress, showing big panty on her small frame, I don’t see nipple, but it’s ok…since she’s been marketed as important, then she MUST be important.

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2023

02

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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It’s pretty hard to play off the asshole peek as just a little accident, or a consequence of a skimpy thong that barely covers the asshole because it’s an inefficient panty, assuming you’d probably want the asshole covered since toxic shit spills out of it, instead of a pussy that needs to be aired out….it’s like the THONG is the reverse of what it should be, cover the asshole and string the fucking pussy for the permanent frontal wedgie. Maybe I should design panties…..I’d be a hero to the industry.

Anyway, the asshole behind thong, theoretically a cheeky, oops there’s my asshole moment, RUINED by girls taking close up pics of them pulling their assholes apart while wearing the thong.

No one understands SUBTLETY or the tease, just GRAPHIC and CRUDE….but the asshole is the window to the soul in this ass obsessed parasite brain driven world….so check it out.

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2023

02

Mar

Avril Lavigne Thigh High Boots in Bed of the Day

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Avril Lavigne was apparently dumped by her handler, who was Bella Thorne’s handler before he was Avril’s handler, because for some reason, demonic ratty troll looking clowns from a horror movie are what they use to manage these celebrity chicks….

The perpetual TEENAGE MALL SHOPPER FROM THE SUBURBS who hasn’t really evolved her look is finally trying to make some noise, probably to upset or get attention from her now ex circus sideshow carni freak….because girls are fucking basic.

Especially when they are egos, surrounded by yes men, who are famous and think they are important….HOW WILL YOU DUMP ME….I AM 48 year old MENOPAUSAL, EGGLESS AVRIL…..

So they produce fuck content for attention, in fuck me boots and pantless, like WHO IS THIS creature and wear are the oversized SKATER pants….definitely weird, I wonder if she’s launching an Onlyfans…or she’s rich enough to whore out on instagram like a normie.

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2023

02

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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What’s that sound?

TITTY DROPS…

Not that dropping a tit would make a sound, unless you were a psychopath who cut off a titty, or robbed one from the Plastic Surgeons office or maybe if your version of titty was a prosthetic one made for the trans, or a sex doll, you get what I am saying….

TITTY DROPS….are a wonderful titty flashing game for the internet, a MARVEL in content creation, something I assume the SILENT FILM PIONEERS of the early 1900s expected their technology to be used for because flashing tit is really a timeless and amazing thing that never gets boring to stare at.

SO here are some TITTY DROPS.

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2023

02

Mar

Madison Reed Bodysuit of the Day

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Madison Reed is Victoria Justice’s half sister who never was. I don’t even know if Victoria Justice even matters anymore, she basically retired from my understanding at like 23 years old after being blown out by the industry, or maybe being forced to blow the industry, there are conspiracies about the teens who make it at Nickelodeon and it’s not a very pleasant storyline……but they are rich, small price to pay, there are actual street whores doing far worse for a can of soup, so even if that shit is true…who cares…

Not that this is about Victoria’s Justice, it’s JUST like you to turn a MADISON REED post into a Victoria Justice Post, like Madison Reed doesn’t have her own identity, meaning, personality, person.

The only thing I know about Madison Reed is that she was an unfortunate victim of the leaked nudes that happened a bunch of years ago that someone went to jail for….and in her leaked nudes one of the pussy pics was medical almost, with a WELT on it.

I am not saying it WAS her pussy, the internet, he lies, but what a SHIT leaked nude to have leaked even if it wasn’t her BOX….

I don’t know why someone would track a herpes sore on their BOX in photos for the iCLOUD, maybe to get that prescription from the doctor or to telll off the guy who gave it to you.