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2023

20

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I like to think that Fishnets as a lingerie are great, accessible, middle of the road way to spice up an otherwise boring sex life…..even if they are really mainly bought by goth dudes to wear under their satan shorts…

But the truth is, fishnets, or at least fishnets on a girl uploaded to the internet are obviously some sort of subliminal message to warn us of the dangers of the INTER-NET, b because FISH are INTER water, and NETS are NETS….it’s so clear to me….right….world wide web like the web of the nylons gripping our souls and by souls I mean boners.

Or they could just be girls sexing up their public content with some accessible lingerie…but it’d be far more exciting if it was an international conspiracy communicating to all the schizos through HOSIERY.

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2023

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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You know you are old when you plan your benders…

There was a time that I’d just come into 100 bucks and I’d end up wasted for 4-5 days, roaming the streets with phone and wallet lost, sometimes barefoot, and not rememebering where I lived or how I got there….or what went wrong to get me to that point, because usually at the time, it felt like everything was right….until snapping out of it, coming home, taking shit and dealing with week long hangover and a bitchy wife….

Now, I’m looking at my google calendar that most people use for work things, thinking maybe next week or the week after that will need a bender pencilled in, like some kind of corporate asshole.

My benders are fucking boring, strategized, white boarded….but my business isn’t…because I am still a degenerate and once on the bender….all is good….it’s just the build up that’s so stuffy…and old…

Here are some stepLINKS…while I map out alcoholism.

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Selena Gomez See Through Tank Top
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Lindsey Vonn Launches a Ski Collection with Gucci and HEAD
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Hot Agent Provocateur Sale
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Hailey Bieber’s Booty in Leggings Selfie
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11 Weird Deaths
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Kliff Kingsbury’s Hot Girlfriend Takes Him to Thailand
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Kim Kardashian Buys Princess Diana’s Jewelry
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Vanessa Angel’s Nude Throwback from Acapulco in the 80s
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Kim Garner’s Hot Body in a One Piece
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Krew Boylan Topless in a Show
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Bond Between a Man and His Bear
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Baby and Momma Elephant Get Stuck in the Mud
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Ben Savage Runs for Congress
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Payton is a Hot Athlete WAG
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Komodo Dragons Fight!
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Scary storms from Australia
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Shania Twain’s in a Photoshoot
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Hot Singer from Norway
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Why Don’t Rockets Melt?
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Husband and Wife Lock Themselves in Dog Crate
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2023

19

Jan

Iggy Azalea’s Big Ass of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has probably made her first million dollars on OnlyFans by now, it’s been a few days and was a big story because people are bored and like talking about people they don’t know, turning a cash grab of selling racy content that they’d otherwise give away for free if they knew they could get away with it when they first launched their careers without ruining their careers.

There was a time in pop music, or in fake rap music, where a performer could be racy, but not too racy, they had morality clauses and shit in contract because too much money was involved, so even the edgy ones were contrived, controlled and not going as extreme as they probably did to get the deal in the first place. DICKS WERE SUCKED.

Now that they know they can’t get cancelled or that they barely exist, or the powers that control their popularity don’t really matter to them or have their puppet strings in hand, but more importantly, now that they can monetize that shit as an additional revenue stream to album sales, concert tickets, brand deals, appearance fees, royalties, merch, etc…DO IT.

So Iggy, who has played up the hot bimbo chick who strips, with a silly ass, is a perfect candidate to extend her ARTISTRY to selling nudes.

I’ll give her credit, she’s posting new SMUT daily, like this fake ass shot from a few days ago that I figure is worth looking at, since her ass is and has been ridiculous, even if it’s old and a mom now…..if you look hard enough you may see some AFTERBIRTH hanging out.

Jokes, it’s too photoshopped for that!

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2023

19

Jan

Lili Reinhart in Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of boudoir shoot for Valentine’s Day this is, but I do know that Lili Reinhart is basically a 45 year old mom body trying to add spice to her boring, tired marriage, and doing it through smut….even though she’s probably in her 20s.

For those who don’t know, she’s the wrongfully cast as BETTY from the BETTY AND VERONICA comics for RIVERDALE, the worst planned show in the history of TV, that I’ve seen episodes from most of the seasons and think to myself “what is this shit”….

She obviously doesn’t look like a Betty, but more like a big girl who should be working at the mall, but in her bigness, she had big tits…

For some reason, her tits in her boudoir lingerie shoot are deflated and disappointing…Maybe she’s on some weightloss hustle because Hollywood hates big girls, or maybe she photoshoppped her tits to be smaller, or maybe her broad shoulders make the D-cups look A….PERSPECTIVE….

I guess you can’t really hate on a girl for posting lingier pics to her feed and 1,000,000 people have liked it, so whether I think she’s hot, a good actress, a good Betty, a good fuck or not is irrelevant, she’s relevant.

Apparently, it is for Riverdale, a porned up Riverdale anything to get people to watch…because Cami Mendes got in lingerie too…also a mediocre casting for Betty, but half naked….wooooooooo

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2023

19

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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You gotta wonder if the asshole behind thong was a known design flaw when rolling out the thong, like did the thong manufacturers get complaints from moms who wore thongs around their kids’ friends realizing that they were showing off their second fuck-hole, so they’d write strong worded letters, maybe even commission a lawyer to run a class action lawsuit, because they were promised they were underwear and not fabric that barely covers the shit hole…..

Or was the asshole behind thong a known design feature….

I guess it depends who you ask, but in this parasite controlled society of perverts who love eating eachother’s fecal matter by licking asshole….to spread the parasites…its’ obviously a design feature….

Plus, you can show asshole without feeling exposed, slutty, or NUDE….and everyone likes a good asshole, even a bad asshole, because that’s what the parasites spread through feces WANT us to like….TASTY.

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2023

19

Jan

Bella Thorne in Pink of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the Disney kid who had to break free from Disney to keep her influence on her fans as they outgrew Disney.

Too much was invested in her fanbase to let them run off and support other people and I guess the crackteam of Disney market researchers figured they’d pretend they dropped her, put her out to the world, let her become an influencer or social media personality who is in the mix with the other gutter social media people, only to do better than them, since she was on Disney first….

She’s transitioned that into being some kind of porn star who doesn’t do porn, but sells nudes, but doesn’t get nude, it’s really a fucking weird situation but she gets fucking paid.

I don’t find her hot, she’s a little clunky and her outfit reminds me of a Drag Queen show that I wouldn’t be jerking off to like an irresponsible parent taking his kid to storytime not realizing that the whole drag movement is adult content due to sexual themes….but when you have Disney kids selling non nudes as if they are nudes you gotta wonder if they really care about an 18+ to enter the strip club, or are they just trying to destroy a generation of young people with all that internet porn.

So yeah, she’s looking like a clunky drag queen, this isn’t hot to me, you can see her nipple barbell through her fetish gear, and it’s all pretty uneventful but better than nothing, I guess.

The good news is there’s a barely a nip slip circulating, so that’s something…not great, boring, played out, tired, exhausted, depressing, but STILL a nip slip on a DISNEY kid, that’s gotta count for something.

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2023

19

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are just a reminder that if you’ve got tits, you might as well pull them out on the internet in a fun and exciting way…

You can set the titty flash to music, put in slow motion, or even just simulate slow motion by moving in slow motion….so long as the tits fall out of the shirt, like an unboxing video, but instead of it being a shipment of random products a sugar baby got from some cuck losers into FINDOM, it’s unboxing tits….

I think the evolution of Titty Drops, or the next step in unboxing tits, is unboxing box, so maybe they’ll work on labia drops, but I guess you need some mutant blown vaginas for that….but where there’s a WILL there’s a way.

In the meantime, I’m good with tits being flashed by the female hive mind.

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2023

19

Jan

Salma Hayek’s in her Bath Robe of the Day

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Somewhere out there, there’s a motherfucker who’s number one fetish is jerking off to Salma Hayek in her bath robe. so he’ll be happy to know that his dream girl in his dream outfit has happened for him…and he probably doesn’t care that this is so photoshopped she’s basically an AR filter from SNAPCHAT….I mean, maybe this is a dude using his HAYEK filter, making everyone a HAYEK to be jerked off to by the unsuspecting HAYEK fanboys that we all know still exist because they haven’t been able to move on…STUNTED.

I’m more into her big old lady tits that haven’t been cancelled despite her husband’s luxury brands doing weird ass marketing campaigns that made the world question whether they are actually in the business of luxury fashion, or if other things are on their shipping containers…CONSPIRACY TIME!

The good news is rich Mexican, before being the Rich Mexican /American celebrity in the movies, before being the Rich Mexican American Celebrity in France married to an even richer motherfucker, still has her tits, CANCER hasn’t gnawed away at them yet, despite her age…so that’s a celebration….worth celebrating…

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2023

19

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Summer means many things to many people, but to me, it means TANLINES….I mean it also means that one stripper who left a period stain on my sweatpants all those years ago, but that wasn’t really her real name.

I may not be a beach bum or pirate of the Caribbean sitting at a beach bar offending the patrons with my drunkeness, but I fucking should be….and I may not leave the house because I am lazy and don’t have to….but I do hate winter and I do love summer…and since summer means tanlines to me….I love the tanlines….

More importantly, since tanlines don’t need the sun, in this fucked up Sci/Fi world we live in, we don’t need summer to get them….

Even more importantly, since no one needs to leave the house, the tanlines are just presented to us on the screen, you don’t even have to venture out looking for some bitch in a bikini that is skimpier than her usual bikini, or better, sunbathing with her tits out.

This internet things definitely got some value….at least in the quest for tanlines..or as I call it the endless summer that doesn’t need summer.

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2023

19

Jan

Nicola Peltz Panty Selfie of the Day

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Nicola Peltz posting aggressive panty selfies like a low level instagam model trying to find a sugar daddy or subscribers to help her pay rent only unlike the low level instagram model looking for someone to save her, Nicola Peltz is already rich, taken care of, connected, dialled in, married to David Beckham and Posh Spice’s kid…so her panty flash is strictly attention seeking.

I’ve always said that the rich ladies who get the shit plastic surgeries to stay hot are not all that different than the crackhead strippers who manage to get the shit plastic surgery to make money…

The poor and the super rich are not all that difference because neither have anything to lose….

So this young billionaire’s hot daughter, who has been in movies, who is in the scene for a while, who doesn’t really need anyone’s attention because she’s hot and has it all is just as whorish as a young, single broke girl with a dream…maybe it’s human nature, maybe it’s human nature for me to keep zooming in on her vagina to see if I can see labia…

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