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2013

19

Dec

Kate Upton’s Boobs in Slow Motion for a Trailer of the Day

I am sure I posted the behind the scenes paparazzi pics of this movie, because I remember seeing them, but feel a little uninterested in looking for Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton on the beach, but I don’t mind posting the edited footage of Kate Upton’s tits on the beach, not because I like her awkward shitty ass body and shitty acting….or even because I like her tits…but because you do…and I’m accommodating like that…I mean if anything this is a massive fucking Judd Apatow joke…thanks to an Sports Illustrated swimsuit joke….the worst….but tits…sloppy or not…are tits…

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2013

19

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Instagram Slo Mo Dance of the Day

Candice Swanepoel put up this cute slow motion video of her on instagram that I assume Victoria’s Secret manages for her….because they have too much invested in her and she’s too busy being rich as fuck to bother with this low level communicating with her fans social media shit…

It’s a critical time for the billion dollar evil empire generate as much buzz and revenue that they can from people with horrible taste in gifting…and why not use this amazing body, at least amazing in pictures, because you know she’s 6 foot tall and in person that food is bigger than your fucking head…

But luckily since we don’t leave our house, pictures of and videos of her are good enough to masturbate to.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

19

Dec

Ashley Tisdale’s Michael Jackson Nose of the Day

I have been laughing at Ashley Tisdale for a long time, because she is a lie….

She also has a really creepy fan base that I love pissing off because they take her seriously….a fan base that I assume are creepy old dudes, probably broke unemployed who are either pedos into the Disney Channel, or dad’s who are forced into watching the Disney channel and realized that young pussy is better than their shitty wife…

But back to the lie, the lie is that she was marketed as being hot…when she wasn’t even after plastic surgery she seems to keep on getting….because her nose is doing the Michael Jackson….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

19

Dec

Miley Cyrus Private Jetting in Short Shorts of the Day

People really seem to care who Miley Cyrus is getting off on private jets with…literally….

Making me question humanity more than I already do.

Miley is some it girl, she’s famous and rich and clearly is a puppet in some money making scheme…she’s getting hit up from every angle, probably has a lot of down time, and in that down time, why not get fucked as often as possible, because guess what, fucking is what life is all about…

I am much more interested in her having a vagina slip, than what she slips in her vagina.

We don’t know Miley, she is not our friend, our relationship with her is strictly looking at pictures an videos of her, and whatever else she does, doesn’t fucking matter…unless this was a picture of her inserting things in her skinny, white, twerking ass….whether those things are Kellan Lutz or 8 Black dudes…I’m down.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

19

Dec

Nothing Say X-Mas Like an Armed Robbery on a Bus of the Day

The holiday season is pretty stressful for people trying to buy the latest Furbie for their illegitimate kids…

Sometimes you have to go to extreme measures, even a month before Christmas, to get the money you need to help carry your family/drug addiction through Christmas…This is a modern day “It’s a Wonderful Life”…

This footage is from November 25, in Seattle, where a dude robbed people of their phones before one passenger, who probably hated his life and was ready to die, proven in that he was on the bus to begin with…reminding us to never fuck with a dude on a bus, you don’t know how much he hates his life…because buses are pretty much rock bottom.

Either way, the rest of the bus jumped in, subdued the robber in a people, despite our differences, coming together, to do what’s right for man-kind, inspirational moment, that makes you think there is still hope for our species…even though there isn’t.

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Dec

Emma Forbes in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Emma Forbes is a TV presenter in the UK, which means she pretty much doesn’t matter and barely exists, and that was before she squeezed into her bathing suit, where she really got the point across that she pretty much doesn’t matter and shouldn’t exist, at least not in this setting…put your shirt on bitch no one needs to see this shit.

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2013

19

Dec

Chuck Norris Does the Van Damme for Lockheed of the Day

I don’t really know what this is, but I am going to assume an corporate holiday video that Lockheed sends out to clients or staff to remind the world that they have too much fucking money on their hands and that at the end of the year, thanks to all the military equipment they’ve made billions of dollars selling to governments, they should have some fun with it…and what better way than to tell Volvo trucks to fuck themselves up the ass, and throw some Chuck Norris, who is less gay and more viral, doing some on airplane blue screen stunts with the most ridiculous beard of all time…because why the fuck not.

I never understood why Chuck Norris was a meme, why he was a big deal on the internet before cats took his title, but this video for some reason, makes me laugh and that reason isn’t that Lockheed Martin have an ad running on the site, but they should.

Posted in:Chuck Norris

2013

19

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence vs Butt Plugs of the Day

I know that people are probably posting this Jennifer Lawrence story and giggling amongst themselves in their offices because people have very little going on and butt plugs is such a funny word…and such a naughty toy to prude bitches who don’t like anal play because they’ve never had anal because like the guys and Duck Dynasty, why stick it in the shitter when there is a dripping pussy next store, because I guess we’ve lost our Christianity and use contraceptives and anal isn’t the only full proof option for no babies

I know I would much rather watch Jennifer Lawrence with her butt plugs, that I am sure she didn’t use, because otherwise she wouldn’t be telling this story on Conan, even if she was an anal fiend, unless this is just her way of making fun of the fact that she got busted with anal plugs you know diffusing the story because no one likes admitting they use anal plugs, they but that shit anonymous online…because with every gag gift you give someone in the form of a sex toy…it will always get used at least just once because it is there…

So my assumption is, Jennifer Lawrence is into ass play, has used butt plugs, is joking about it, because let’s face it it’s not a big deal, and now her maid and anyone who finds her dead after a drug overdose knows it was just jokes.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2013

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The thing that amazes me most about the world is that we are not allowed to have an opinion that the masses think is politically correct…yet the people who are telling us not to hate or be negative are full of shit and haters too…and not just cuz they are hating on haters but because if you hang with one of these assholes posting about homophobia and duck dynasty on Facebook…you’ll learn that they make fun of people too because everyone does they just pretend they don’t…fuck em all…hate who you want to hate.

Here are the morning stepLINKS…..

The 10 Worst X-Mas Songs ever
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Redheads!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does the X-Mas
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The Best Picture You Will See Today
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Big Tits!
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The Best Nelson Mandela Quotes to Use on your Friends
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Scientifically Accurate Santa
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REMEMBER – ELF with PUGS? GENIUS.
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20 Smart Celebs
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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2013

18

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The funniest thing with one night stands, like not the kind you pay for, but the kind you find in a bar or on the internet, is that the sluts you’ve never met who you are fucking, are the ones who want to kiss the most, cuddle the most, and feel loved the most, because they are broken the most…you know eagerly seeking intimacy and romance one stranger at a time…especially this time of year…when the daddy issues shine!

So Many Asses for Wednesday
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Miranda Kerr Botox Face
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Mayor Tom Ford Dances
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Some Chick Named George in a Bikini – Lookin’ Good
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ELF the PUG Edition – WTF – There is a God
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Jenna Dewan in a Bikini Top
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Funny Christmas Moments
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Sasha Grey Nude – But Not For Porn Pics
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The Craziest Dash Cam Video of the Year
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Miley in Shorts!
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Emmy Rossum in a Magazine
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The Hottest Christina Aguilera Pics
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Lohan Loves Cocaine
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Boner in your Pants Fails
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Fuck That Ass, Fuck It Good
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Ariana Grande Cameltoe
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The BEst Gym Video Ever
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Celebs Who NEver Age
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Vanessa Hudgens in Overalls
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Random Half Naked Slut….
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Naked Models in Vogue Russia
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Bitch Just Loves Black Cock
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Christmas Cards for Single People
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Girls Playing Videogames
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Girl I Want to Fuck in Esquire
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Xmas
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Ultimate Rubber Band Gun
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The Real Walter White Sentenced 12 Years for Meth
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Edita Vilkeviciute Titties!
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Girl Knocks Herself Out
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Elizabeth Olsen Photoshoot…Hipster
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Teeter Totter Fail
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Bieber is Retiring
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Naked Girls in VOLO Magazine
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Cara Delevingne Overrated in Vogue
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Here’s a babe and her Sexy Irish X-Mas Dance
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Girls With Tattoos
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More Pics of Brooklyn Decker on the Beach
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The Homophobes from Duck Dynsasty
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Miley Cyrus in Short Shorts
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Get Girls To Love You With Toys…Everyone Like Toys
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Nude Beach Floaties
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Some Chick Stripping
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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Lingerie X-Mas Dance
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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