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2013

18

Dec

Maja Simonsen Nude Modeling for Chris Kontos of the Day

Maja Simonsen is some busty enough tall girl who I guess wants to be a model and friended some photographer who was tapped into the Purple magazine blog, who decided to submit the pics and thanks to the internet, and not my love of uptight fashion magazines and the uptight people they cover who take themselves too seriously, but rather the fact that fashion is bullshit, but bullshit that tricks girls into getting naked, making it something I may not participate in, but definitely pay a bit of attention to, because young tall girl tits, under any circumstance, exposed for any reason, is good enough for me….

Posted in:Maja Simonsen|NSFW

2013

18

Dec

Bikini Model Turned into Santa Claus is my Porn of the Day

Thanks to the internet, it’s getting harder and harder to get off. There was a time when Sports Illustrated or a Sears catalog was enough, but now we’ve gone throughout the depths of hell in terms of porn and what girls can put themselves through, that now the only thing that can get me off this holiday season is when I see a bikini model turned hotter with photoshop, then turned into santa, because I know she doesn’t have a dick when she started….reminding us all that everything we see on the internet is practically cartoon version of real people and we like it that way.

If you don’t like that – here’s airport security saving a baby that a dad was probably trying to kill off because babies ruin lives…

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When it is cold as fuck and I don’t want to leave the house, even though I hate my wife, I I have no choice but to FaceTime random phone numbers, sing them love songs, and get them talking about their tits, in efforts to get them to show me their tits…only problem is random phone numbers never lead to tits…

Here are some morning Links…

Christina Aguilera’s Tits
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Eva Mendez is Single
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27 Winter Holiday Tradition Origins
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Celebs Who Never Age
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Behind the Scenes Calendar Shoot
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Girls Gaming
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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The Best Sports Plays of 2013
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Here’s a Little Lingerie Christmas Dance…
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Pictures of Ass
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn at a Deal
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2013

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I like laughing at misplaced ads on the internet…it’s a fight I fight because no advertising networks what to advertise here since posting pics of celebs and models is “pornographic”…for some fucking reason I call the worst kind of porn ever…since people like taking the safe route…even though Youtube has the weirdest fucking videos around but everyone wants to advertise on youtube…it’s the lie that is the ad industry…

Not that you care, but mormon ads next to vodka ads with girls in lingerie…is genius…now I’m going to go crash some holiday parties.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Picture of the Day
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Colin Farrell Banged Liz Taylor in 2009
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Girls and Their Bare Backs Not Getting Barebacked
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Busty German Chick of the Day
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The Suite Life of Zach and Cody Dick
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Cara Santana Short Legs in Leggings
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Fake Tits in a Cheesy Photoshoot Posing of the Dya
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Christina Milian Side Tit in Public
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Rihanna is Boring for Balmain
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Alyssa Milano’s Classic Nude Scene in Embrace the Vampire…
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Joanna Krupa Lets Her Tits Fly Loose
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Things Santa Does that Would be Creepy…
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7 Ways to Avoid Giving Christmas Gifts This Year
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Jaclyn Swedberg in a Bikini
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John McClane Would Have Died – This Many Times….
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Top 5 Super Model Instagrams
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Bieber Kills Women
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Miley Before she became the New Miley
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Lamar Odom’s Daughter is 15 and Taking Selfies
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Kelly LeBrock Still Hot in her Mugshot
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25,000 Dollars to Promote a Movie…and This is What Dude Did….
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Chinese Man and Shot Glass Shoved Up Ass
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Maegan Good’s Big Old Tits for Complex
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Lindsay Lohan in Shorts
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Cat Attacks Women in Snow
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Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip
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Nasty Super Woman Tits
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Lady Gaga Tied Up
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Girls Listen to Mom Fucking
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Ali Larter Ass in Tight Pants
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Some Dirty Mexican Pussy. Is There Any Other Kind?
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Kim Kardashian Big Tits and Her Babe with the Paparazzi for Attention
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Trashy Christmas Pics
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Crawl Your Cock Inside One Of These Hot Asses
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Katy Perry and Cowboy Video for you to Kill Yourself To…
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Interesting Greek Chick in a Bra That’s Too Small
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Iggy Azaelia May Be a Man
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Kim Kardashian Waxes her Baby’s Eyebrows
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Get Girls To Love You With Toys…Everyone Like Toys
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You’ll Think Twice About Raping Her
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Leah Michele Grieving in Black Showing Flesh
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Here’s a babe and her Sexy Irish X-Mas Dance
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Amateur Fucked with a Broom
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a Girl and her Dildo
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Girl in the Kitchen Strips
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Violent Masturbation
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Rugged Girl Masturbates
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Nude Beach Floaties
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Nude Blonde and a Boat
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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Lingerie X-Mas Dance
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

17

Dec

Brooklyn Decker’s Nipple Slip on Photoshoot of the Day

Andy Roddick’s wife who I like to think, at least based on her average at best body, and handicapped looking water head, is only a bikini model because of serious scamming…that comes with having pro athlete boyfriends…

There are a lot of hot girls in the world, a lot of tall hot bitches in the world, a lot of tall hot bitches with rocking’ fit bikini bodies and nice round tits in the world…the fact that a handful are singled out has got to be some Illuminati shit…or maybe just old school, era before instagram, when everyday babes were never seen, and the handpicked girls who fucked the right people were the ones published and once published…they became the ones that mattered to the world…

Either way, we can all agree Brooklyn Decker doesn’t matter…but her nipple slip on set of a bikini shoot, I doubt she’s even getting paid for, matters enough for me….not because nipples are a big deal, but because I like looking at them.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|NSFW

2013

17

Dec

DrunkenSweatshop X Gordon Holdon Collab T-Shirt of the Day

“NUNS LOVE JESUS A LOT” is the name of this perfectly timed T-Shirt designed by artist Gordon Holden for DrunkenStepfather.com, because it is Jesus’ birthday in a week and what better way to celebrate it than to have a couple ladies who devoted their life to him, licking what could be an ice cream cone, or a candy cane, or really a Jesus statue…but you’d never know, since we censored it!

We had stepGIRL MACBUD model it on her recent vacation in MIAMI….

TO GET ONE OF THE MOST OFFENSIVE AND INSANE SHIRTS OF THE YEAR CLICK HERE

Posted in:DrunkenSweathshop|stepEXCLUSIVE

2013

17

Dec

Anna Beatriz Barros Does X-Mas of the Day


Anna Beatriz Barros is an amazing 6 foot tall Brazilian model….who would probably be scary to be next to in person, but in pictures she’s fantastic…

She has been in Sports Illustrated a bunch of times and was at one point in time a Victoria’s Secret chick and who the fuck knows or really cares what she’s been up to the last couple of years, because all that matter is this campaign she did for some magazine for Christmas that really touches me at my core…because I feel like this is how my mind sees Christmas every year…lingerie clad models with creepy drunk santas and midgets having their way with her…

I am in love with this campaign.

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2013

17

Dec

Naomi Watts Does Bathing Suits of the Day


These bathing suit pics of Naomi Watts would be far more interesting if she wasn’t 100 fucking years old…

I mean we can all celebrate her 100 year old mom body in a form fitting one piece like shit’s a fucking masterpiece…even when it’s not…

We can be like “OMG, for a mom of two Live Schreiber babies, she’s not all that bad”…but that’s like saying for a fat chick, she’s not that bad…or for an amputee, she’s not that bad…or for a serial killer, she’s not that bad…or for a herpes ridden aids infected hooker, she’s not that bad…

It’s always fucking bad…at least when comparing her now…to what was…

Sure it could be worse…but this that great…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Naomi Watts

2013

17

Dec

Jewish Mom vs Naked Trainer Christmas Video of the Day

My friend Sam Jones has a fun web series that involves all kinds of wild and silly adventures.

I have been asking her for sex for the last two years and she constantly rejects me, in fact she deletes a lot of comments I leave on her Facebook referencing her NUMBER 9 asking how tight it is…and how I can have it smeared on my face like a Santa Beard…tis the fucking season….

But I can take the rejection, especially after seeing this video with the legendary Naked Trainer, who she hired for her hot Jewish mom’s Jewish Christmas gift…a mom I would like to have sex with, because despite being older, she’s seems like she’s got all the right moves…but more importantly..getting with her would mean I would be Sam Jones’ actual stepfather…and dreams would come true…

Posted in:Videos

2013

17

Dec

Sara Sampaio for Free People of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a greasy Portuguese fish eating model who is modelling for Free People in bikinis…and shit is about as exciting as bikini catalog pictures go, which is not exciting at all.

They are all the same…

If anything, the random fame whore attention seeking sluts on Instagram are more interesting and have more compelling pictures than this…but because Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model, I am going to pretend that them lending her out to other companies that they probably manufacture for, is more important than the amateur models looking for this kind of campaign…because..that’s what the media wants me to do…I blame the illuminati.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio