2013
16
Dec
Kate Beckinsale amazes me.
She’s the one 40 something year old mom of an 18 year old who has booked less than 5 movies in her hot as fuck life…but who manages to maintain a crazy nerd following that is so loyal to her and her amazing ass that she doesn’t really have to bother doing shit…
Which is really a place I like all girls to be…I mean when you look like this, why fucking bother doing anything else.
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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale
2013
16
Dec
Ireland Baldwin stripped down to her underwear to pose in her Boyfriend’s t-shirt collection, because that’s what good girlfriends do, they whore themselves out for the man who has brainwashed them into thinking their young love is forever, even though everyone else knows he will cheat on her, break her heart and really let her daddy issues shine…as she fucks her way into trying to find another love like this…
I hear it now…”How could you do this to me, I even let you take pics of me in my panties for the internet because I thought we were one”….
Love…is the best way to pay girls into doing things for you….and I am a fan of seeing dudes master that hustle…
Posted in:Ireland Baldwin
2013
16
Dec
Photographer Jonathan Leder, who I have been a fan of for a while, because he takes awesome vintage erotic pics, which is kinda what I am into…and model Amy Hood, who I have been fucking with on Instagram for at least a year, are launching a 1950’s under the counter, nudie-mag inspired, one of a kind collectible publication and it is awesome…
It is called FETISH MANIFESTO and it is featuring original pics of models Emily Ratajkowski, Britany Nola and other revalent girls, who have become more relevant thanks to Jonathan Leder’s pictures early on in their careers.
I am a huge fan of whatever is going on here, and here are some of the pics. Support. FETISHMANIFESTO
Posted in:stepFASHION
2013
16
Dec
Eliza Gonzalez is some up and coming Mexican singer who has decided to do the Shakira and use her Mexcio money to sneak her way into the USA the legit way, without having to crawl under fences or float in on rafts or any of that shit.
Apparently, she’s booked the Dusk Til Dawn TV series, cuz people fucking love vampires…but more importantly, she’s decided to flash her panties to draw a bit of attention to herself, I mean she’s living the American dream and not working as a hotel maid illegally, this is pretty big time…
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Posted in:Eliza Gonzalez
2013
16
Dec
I always laugh at Nina Agdal because she looks like she’s semi retarded, because she may be semi retarded and apparently, at least based on Brooklyn Decker, Sports Illustrated likes that look, otherwise they wouldn’t be pushing Nina as aggressively as they do….but to every retard head is a vagina, a usually a body, that sometimes makes you see past what most would consider a flaw…to focus on what is important, and that is the rest of her…and every once in a while, the rest of her, all half naked and shit, looks fucking ripped, hot and ready to be mounted in a way that makes all of us wish she was less of a retard head and more of a retard, all institutionalized, so that we could get a job working as her orderly changing her diaper, with out mouths…..
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2013
16
Dec
Joan Small is a Puerto Rican model who I have never heard of, but who is pretty accomplished, even though I try to avoid Puerto Ricans because I fear Puerto Ricans…They are a little too passionate, especially the women, especially the big and tall ones who can overpower me, because they all have a level of thug life, gangster that makes me think having sex with one will end up with my dick cut off…blame Lorena Bobbitt.
Posted in:JOAN SMALLS
2013
16
Dec
Some old as fuck, yet fresh faced, breast cancer surviving, soccer player wife, dutch models, who in 2003 was named Netherlands sexiest, are still worth looking at in their lingerie…
Her name is Sylvie van der Vaart, she’s been on the site a bunch of times, she’s 35, she’s rocking’ some breast cancer survivor implants, and I am a fan of her 5 foot 2 “Glamour” model hustle….
Posted in:Sylvie Van Der Vaart
2013
16
Dec
Nina Agdal’s PR team is on hyperdrive right now. They know SI is making the cover decision and they know that they need to get as much press as possible so that they chose Nina…she’s up against all the overrated SI models….as well as new girls like Emily Ratajkowski, who I assume is actually going to get the cover, but that doesn’t mean that the Agdal team isn’t going to put up a fight…book campaigns, do paparazzi, pics, come up with a scandal…it’s fucking now or never…motherfuckers…and here she is bikini modelling…cuz retard head or not, she’s still half naked…
Posted in:Nina Agdal
2013
16
Dec
I will forever love Lindsay Lohan…no matter how weird her face gets with all the fillers she jacks it up with…because all girls that I meet who are under 25 are into this Botox and Lip injection shit now, and the whole thing is silly cuz it makes them look 40 and like a Real Housewife, but it’s just something we gotta get used to and to every negative there is a positive, and a face that can’t move is one that’s easier to come on…
So here Lohan is making appearances, getting ready for her fourth or fifth wind, and all I want is to see her Vagina like it was 10 years ago…I want to see how that fucking thing has aged and she’s just so close to making those dreams come true…all she had to do was move that hand…look at the camera with sex eyes, spread eagled…but instead…she went the safe route…
The good news is that desperation comes in waves, there is hope, that we will have a pantyless Lohan…again…even if it was probably better that it happened when she was barely 20…vaginas have a way of not getting better with age…
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2013
16
Dec
I don’t know why I find the wind in Norway video so fucking funny, but it’s my lead in Monday morning video…cuz lets face it, we all probably feel a little like these Norwgians trying to get our bearings after drinking our faces off and contemplating suicide at least once yesterday as to not go to work, or really bother with the holiday season that is approaching, even though it’s supposed to be the happiest time of the year, filled with X-Mas parties…
If you don’t like that – here’s the 10 Oz Louisiana Hot Sauce Challenge – Sponsored by “Js on his Feet”
Or a Middle East Snow Day
Or the News Anchor of the Day
Posted in:Videos
