2013
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Micaela & Bettie (Sexy Video) by DIJKKI
Micaela Schaefer is an attention seeking German nobody who is in a music video for a horrible song that you will have no choice but to appreciate because they are naked…so no matter how badly it is shot, how ridiculous they look, how cheap and shit it is…you’ll like.
Posted in:Micaela Schaefer
2013
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I posted a few of the pics of Alyssa Miller in Galore yesterday, questioning whether she had a vagina or not, mainly because she’s Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard and I can only assume she doesn’t have sex with him, that shit is all for image, like dating anyone she can to get relevant, it’s kind of her thing, because in case you didn’t know, she’s contrived tits from the people at SI to be seen as a bigger deal than she actually is. Not quite a real model, at least not before they made her, just trying to hang on and build from where she’s left off, because tricking the world into paying you to model is way better than an actual job guys…that’s why she puts so much into it…
And here is her boring nipple.
Posted in:Alyssa Miller
2013
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Alessandra Ambrosio went to an AIDS charity event showing off some tits…tits that may inspire you to go and hire a discount hooker to fuck to get AIDS of your own…to both get off and hope one day she comes through your hotel room on her charity tour…or maybe, she’s just into the amFAR AIDS charity because it is one of the it events to be at every year, but I like to think it has more to do with Brazil being the source of a lot of AIDS in the world…those damn trannie pros with their anal tears…ruining it for everyone…
Either way, cleavage may not be as exciting as it was 20 years ago, we’re the mouth rape generation, but it’s still good enough to look at…
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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2013
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Terry Richardson is directing the R-Kelly and Lady Gaga video and he posted a behind the scenes picture of them in a white studio, Gaga in lingerie on all fours while Kelly pretty much overpower her…remaining me of every time Gaga went to the gay bathhouse back when she had a dick…
It’s not very controversial, it’s more like 3 people who are out of ideas coming together saying “anything we do will get watched, let’s just do what’s easy and what we don’t have to leave the studio for, I want to be done in an hour, I have naps to take”….
But I guess you can always imagine she’s about to get peed on, progressing in her artistic direction, into a place she should be…a place we call the “Kim Kardashian Urinal”…black guy peeing on overly famous for nothing white enough girls…
Who cares.
Posted in:Lady Gaga
2013
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Dec
Today, I fell in love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, at least according to this MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET where you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her, but more importantly where you can see some of her titty work….all models, especially the euros have titty work.
I’ve never heard of her, this is my first post on her, and she’s posing in some bikini campaign, good enough to inspire me to sing her love songs, and hold her tall girl hands, gazing in her eyes and planning our future together…and by that I mean trying to masturbate to her and failing because according to every radio and TV commercial, I have low testosterone and I am not a man, and I should do something about that, because that’s the new hustle….
Posted in:Maja Krag
2013
13
Dec
Alessandra Ambrosio is a bikini model, so these pics of her modelling bikinis in The Edit may be shocking to you.
This is like Kim K releasing another sex tape, or Beyonce giving away an album because no one would ever by her shit, she’s got a lot of money, coupled with her thinking she’s a patron saint sent to rule the world with song, thanks to an ego that’s been fed more than her fried chicken ass and all the publicity upside it comes with….
Only the bikini model version, which is a lot better than shitty self righteous bottom feeding cunts, because because bikinis models are angels sent from heaven…and Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the leaders…
She also leads in mom here to show other moms they are fat and lazy and that their banding together to perpetuate a lie that it’s ok to have pregnancy weight is in fact not ok…and I like that about her…
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2013
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Michelle Jenneke was the rugged hurdler everyone fell in love with thanks to her cute, smiling warm up video, without googling to see the monster she is without that cute, smiling warm up dance….but lucky for you, two years and an SI Spread later, she’s put herself in a bikini, only to take a few selfies for the fans, and it really isn’t not quite bikini model enough for me, but a lot too strong and big….
Posted in:Michelle Jenneke
2013
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Here are a couple of 25 year old Plastic Surgery sisters who look like they are 40 thanks to their creeper dad who does surgeries on them because he’s some kind of pervert with a god complex.
The kind of guy who wants his kids to look perfect, at least according to him, because he’s a plastic surgeon. Or maybe he’s embarrassed by his kids not being perfect, even if one of his kids is black trying to look white, because you can’t have a walking billboard for your brand looking like shit…
That’s the rich Orange County way, I wonder if he’s done some vaginal rejuvenation on them…I am sure he would…because he’s more of a creeper then the dad who just jerks of to his daughter’s friends after a pool party…
Either way, this is weird….but I guess the more I talk to people, the more I see they have Botox, even at 23, the more I realize people in the future are all going to look like freakish cat people…
This is totally unnecessary shit. Really. I find this fake beauty ugly as fuck. Counter productive to actual beauty…
The only plastic surgery I understand is a nose job, or tits if their tits are really bad, the rest of this shit, awful…
Posted in:Videos
2013
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Isabela Soncini is the Bikini Catalog model of the day, posing in shit that’s hardly interesting, but still in a bikini, making that totally OK, because sometimes porn is just boring and repetitive and all we need is a little bikini model erotica to get our fire started, in this world that is all about gaping spread vaginas – but that doesn’t need to be.
Posted in:Isabela Soncini
2013
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Dec
This is probably the worst video you will see today….
It is a video of a cat being saved from an electrical pole, only to not be saved at all. I assume this ended tragically and that makes this video pretty sad especially on the internet, where cats are fucking king.
I don’t like seeing cats die…and you probably don’t either so here’s a hispanic kicking some people off the bus
And here’s a former cage fighter fucking with someone trying to rob him
And here’s some Swans surfing…
Posted in:Videos
