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2013

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…get your twerk on…or at least get some girls to get their twerk on for you…i just hope it’s way sexier than this….

Even though the most enjoyment I get in my day is watching the asian cashier struggle while counting money because she’s either bad at being asian..or she’s just not used to our money…I mean that and trying to convince girls to come over for a hot tub party only for them to realize my home is a janitors office and the hot tub is a mop bucket…doesn’t really get them excited by the dead bolt lock helps…

Some much good happens on my JOIN ME ….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Taylor Swift’s Dress is Kinda See Through
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Jennifer Lawrence Wants you to be Nicer
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The Best GIFS out of Japan
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Alien Cat Communicating Weird
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Girls Who ARen’t in Bras
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Today in Brooke Hogan News…He Dumped his Fiance
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Jennifer Lawrence Fucks
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Her Name is Barbie – She’s as Classy As You’d Expect
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Bar Paly is Hotness
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Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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Anastasia Ashley in this HANDY Shirt is the DOPE SHIT
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Hilary Duff’s Fat Ass in Tight Jeans
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10 Google Earth COCKS
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Deer who Plays Dead
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Elephant Freaks Out After Seeing Ocean the First Time
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Drunk Guy Vs Patio Furniture…
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Cute Animals Being Assholes
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Andrea Calle in a Bikini
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Angelina Jolie Has Big Nippes for a Girl With No Tits
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Zach Braff Photobombs a Wedding
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Eidita Topless Video
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Angry Dude Stabs his Ex GF
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Top Model Selfies on Instagram
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Hugh Jackman Had Skin Cancer – and By Skin Cancer I Mean He’s Gay
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More Hot Social Media Pics…
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Get Down Party Girls…
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Laura Cremaschi – Red Bikini
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Blackhead Removal Video of the DAy
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Jennifer Lawrence Faked a Meltdown
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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5 Carnival Games for ADults
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How To Date Rita Ora
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Chloe Sims Bikini
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Yoda Was Supposed to be a Trained Monkey
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Girl Sings With Her Mouth Closed – FREAK
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Baby Sharks Birthed on the BEach
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This Company Launched the First “Adolescent” Lingerie Company
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Sabine JemeljanovanBikini & Ass for Front…
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Textastrophe is Pretty Genius
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Latin Grammy SEE THROUGH
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Walking a Pet Dino in Central Park
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Josh Brolin…Checked Himself into Rehab
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A 2012 Rosie Huntington Photoshoot to Masturbate To
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Solo Babe Tastes Herself
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I Jerked Off to this Video
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Michelle Marsh in an Awesome Nude Video
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Strippers On Your Computer….
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Amateurs Showing Off their Bods
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Girl VS 10 Inch Rubber Dick
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Some Chick Doing Condoms Shots
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Become a Squirt Master!
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SEX NEEDS THESE ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Nov

Lindsay Lohan on Behind the Scenes of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s social media manager put up these pics of her…behind the scenes of some set…I don’t know what this is a behind the scenes of…maybe it’s her Oscar winning performance…maybe it’s a commercial to help pay her rent…maybe it’s a TV show or photoshoot she’s doing a cameo in because she has no shame and is trying to get back into some level of relevance because despite looking 40…she’s still in her 20s…and most people in their 20s I know are still in college and haven’t started shit yet…so with all the people she knows and the fact that she’s Lohan…I believe in her second wind…anything can happen…even LINGERIE FOR TWEENS

Lohan’s looking good…it’s just too bad she never calls me anymore…one of life’s great tragedies..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

22

Nov

Abigail Breslin Posing for Tyler Shields of the Day

I’ve met Tyler Shields , he was with some young hot model who I wanted to marry without knowing, but she was too busy working the photographer to be his subject and to make herself more high profile…as these things tend to always go…

At least, when it comes to photographers…who aren’t gay…the only reason I straight dude would ever get into photography or DJing or music in general…or even sports is the pussy…

He seemed like a good dude and his pictures are theatrical, maybe even a little on the cheesy side, but his friends are famous, his product is fine, and he makes huge money selling his shit…so he’s obviously onto something…

And that something is taking pics of 17 year old Abigail Breslin naked, in a towel, etc…because she’s probably actually in her 20s, it’s just that she had to lie about her age to book Little Miss Sunshine..

I don’t know much, but I know Tyler Shields isn’t a pedophile, because 17 is legal in Canada, more importantly, the difference between 17 and 18 really isn’t much..it’s not he shot these when she was Little Miss Sunshine…

Here are the pics…and BUY HIS BOOK

Posted in:Abigail Breslin|SFW|Tyler Shields

2013

22

Nov

NYMPHOMANIAC Trailer with Blow Job of the Day

When I was in High School and addicted to shitty 70s porn, back when renting a movie was based on the nudity warning, I had this concept of putting real sex in movies, because these assholes get enough and all whores anyway, that if they really wanted to work for their pay, and be “artists” who were “authentic” and not mainstream puppets with dark private lives, but a great public image, they’d get into their characters and penetrate girls…or whatever…

Since High School, there have been a few movies that have had real sex in it, I mean you’re a pervert and probably know them all, I’m not going to bother naming them or googling them to find them…but I will say, that it is the way movies should be made…all movies..even Disney movies…

Well, now the latest in sleaze is a movie called NYMPHOMANIAC that isn’t paying to advertise her, but that did put up a trailer on youtube with a fucking blowjob in it…

But since it’s a mainstream movie, Youtube didn’t pull it or ban the account, but instead ran banners and pre-roll ads on it…

Even though when I post a video of a girl in a bikini, my shit gets deleted…

Big business gone dirty and big business being hypocritical…always a good time when there are dicks in mouth involved…

Here is the YOUTUBE featuring BLOWJOB – good job GOOGLE….

If Youtube pulls it…here it is…

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Nov

Kelly Brook Sleazy on Instagram of the Dat

Kelly Brook is pretty much a 40 year old high class escort who markets herself by booking random campaigns for magazines using her tits that I can only assume she doesn’t get paid for.

We call it the “Chrissy Teigan Day Rate”…meaning she’s probably signed to an agency, she probably has a fantasy day rate like a real model, but really only books jobs she does for free to increase her profile…or to make her feel better about being 40 years old…

She’s always naked or half naked, her tits are still pretty fun to look at, and she just posted this on instagram…saying “look at me, look at me, I hope this gets me more followers”….in her head…because playing it cool, like that she does this for work, and not for ego…is kinda all part of it..

I’m not complaining because I don’t care…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

22

Nov

Graphic Gangnam Style Accidental Murder of the Day

This song makes motherfuckers go nuts…and not just Koreans in dance…

Apparently, I am not the only person it makes me wanna kill a motherfucker….///

Here’s some horrible footage doing the rounds from some Yemeni wedding in 2011 where an AK47 close range hit some of the party goers in the head!!

If you don’t like that – here’s a 25 year old blackhead getting removed….

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Hot and Naked for i-D Winter of the Day

This is hands down the best shoot I’ve seen of Candice Swanepoel in a long time…she looks like a typical instagram whore and not like her top model self…and she’s doing it fucking naked…with skateboards and chucks…and Mickey Mouse props on some hipster kick…

I mean…is there more to this model than being a Victoria’s Secret robot in shitty, cheap, over-priced, heavily marketed, evil empire lingerie…that is hardly lingerie…could there be a down ass bitch behind all the million dollar contracts…I mean could Candice Swanepoel be as dope as her ass…or is this just representative that nothing is underground, everything is mainstream…

You know, there was a time, when annoying hipster club kids would go to parties high on MDMA when it was called E and not Molly….wearing mouse ears and Mickey gloves…and it was annoying then…when getting drunk and angry next to them….but when top models with hot bodies do it…it’s magical…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

22

Nov

Emily Blunt Pregnant in a Bikini of the Day

This just in…Emily Blunt is pregnant…I break all the news stories…and all it took was a couple bikini pics of her from a few days ago…to figure this one out…partially because I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…partially because I am a horrible private investigator especially when it comes to girls I don’t know…I’m only good and being a peeping tom…but mainly because when a girl gets pregnant, especially one I am dated…they are dead to me…no one wants that alien shit of something growing in their vaginas..that in 9 months will crawl out of their vaginas..its to unnatural to me…

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Posted in:Emily Blunt

2013

22

Nov

Tito Ortiz Releases Jenna Jameson Spy Cam Footage of the Day

In the event you don’t give a fuck about Jenna Jameson, or her Anna Nicole Smith overly medicated porn slut fall from the top of some bullshit, broken, daddy issue empire she created and went mainstream with…the bitch is crazy…

I’ve talked to her ex boyfriends…and even in the 90s she was a fucking headache, that’s why she is a porn slut..

Now Tito, MMA Fighter, married her, had kids with her, and I guess got caught up in her porn slut behavior, maybe even was happy about it, thinking like a typical dude, “Omg, i fuck Jenna Jameson, everyone wants this”…without realizing so many less damaged, less broken, even normal girls would have got with him for his money alone…

So now they are in custody battles, where he’s’ a good dad to them, and she’s a medicated, drunken, porn slut….and in efforts of proving that…he’s released this spy cam footage that shows other porn sluts in the house, and her constantly drinking, because that’s what broken bitches do…

I find it hilarious on so many levels…from getting this involved with such a broken liability…to the faxt that he’s releasing spy footage…the whole thing is fucking genius…way more fun than a sex tape…

Posted in:Jenna Jameson

2013

22

Nov

Aubrey O’Day Naked for Twitter of the Day

Today’s philosophical question is…if a girl Diddy fucked from a TV show no one cared about..posts a strategic nude pic…a decade and 40 pounds later…does it make a sound…

I guess enough of one for me to post, but that’s just because I watched her season of Celebrity Apprentice, and hated her fat face every time it opened her mouth, and can really only jerk off to girls I fucking hate…or girls who fucking hate me…I’m weird like that…but only now that she’s not pushing 250 pounds…because even I have standards…sometimes…very rarely…but sometimes…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day