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2013

27

Nov

Nicki Minaj Selfies of the Day

Nothing says Thanksgiving like Nicki Minaj posing in Selfies showing off her tits like they matter…because like all tits..they do matter to someone out there..I was never a fan of Nicki Minaj, I used to find her a fat Gaga try hard with shitty music, but for some reason, a reason I call love, she’s grown on me…and every tit pic she posts I like her better..I think there’s something admirable about a girl just trying to get ahead even when she’s’ already ahead…by posting sleazy pics to the internet intentionally…sure it’s bottom feeding shit…but it means she’s in the right headspace.

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2013

27

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Showing her Nipple of the Day

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I’m thankful these J.Lo mom nipple in her 50s slip from a photoshoot…aren’t J.Lo mom pussy slips…

Not because I fear pussy, but because I fear J.Lo pussy…

It’s one of those pussies that I am sure eats you up and spits you out…leaving you confused and wondering what just happened….because how else did she get this famous with average looks and average booty…it’s gotta stem from the pussy’s evil powers…

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2013

27

Nov

The Masturbating Walmart Dude of the Day

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This guy is the best. What better way to ring in the Holidays than to take your morning jerk off to Wal Mart’s women’s bathroom, because masturbating at home is just dated and repetitive and your lonely life needs more excitement and weirdness…

I’m a fan of this kind of insane behavior, or maybe I’m a fan of the offended women who likes her masturbation to not exist, the bible doesn’t like masturbation….

I hope he starts a trend. It’ll make Walmart less about depressing obese women buying toilet paper and more creepy perverts getting down…

Good times.

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2013

27

Nov

Lydia Heast is Magical of the Day

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Lydia Hearst is one of my favorite people in the world which is saying a lot because I hate everyone and everything…

I follow her on the internet and she is the perfect girl. She’s got a great sense of humor, she’s cool as fuck, driven, down to earth and most importantly not a useless little whore princess, like she was Paris, who she could have very easily become if her parents weren’t just as cool as her…

Apparently, as you can see in this video, she is hot as fuck…now if only she’d respond to the love letters I’ve been mailing her…she’d know my heart goes out to her today, and everyday. She’s amazing and has already won. I LOVELYDIAHEARST. She’s one of the last standing good souls left…

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2013

27

Nov

Diane Kruger’s In a Bikini of the Day

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Diane Kruger is in a bikini.

She has sex with Joshua Jackson.

She is German..

He shits on her.

That’s all I have to say about that, I think that’s technically a poem. I’m an artist, at least that is what I tell girls, because it’s easier to trick them into getting naked….because girls are dumb as fuck especially when it comes to tricking them into naked.

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2013

27

Nov

Miranda Kerr is Reaching…in a Skimpy Clothes of the Day

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Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for being a whore wife in a fake relationship with a gay guy who didn’t want people knowing he was gay because it is bad for the teen heartthrob marketing pitch….you know the kind of whore wife who fucks the neighbour’s kid and gets caught for it..only to have to story swept under the rug because a billion dollar brand with all kinds of power didn’t want that getting out…leaving Miranda Kerr scared, alone and even her boyfriend Bieber gave up on her and went the route of whores…

So she did the only thing she could..and that’s rock a bikini or bra skimpier than any of the shit she ever wore for Victoria’s Secret…that will show them…even though we can just google you to see you nude you fucking model retard.

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2013

27

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Ass for Marie Claire of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens may have been fat and half naked in Spring Breakers while re-inventing her career from being a Disney molested kid raped by the industry and the execs hard enough that she knew how to take and leak nudes of her and her hairy little chipmunk vagina to the internet in protest…

You know, the talk of the industry for a few days last year…after being the talk of the industry for a few years after the nudes were leaked…

But now that it’s all said and done, she’s gotta master her hustle and figure out where to go, and luckily that involves this GIF made from the behind the scenes of some shoot in September…where she’s on her stomach, the position you want any chubby girl you’re fucking to be in, so that you don’t have to look at the wrinkle in time that is her belly..

Hot GIF…

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2013

27

Nov

Alana Blanchard’s Bullshit Video To Promote Her Pretty Dope Ass of the Day

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The nice thing about the pro surf industry is that the girls involved, even when they are average at best looking, are fit and have great asses…the other nice thing about the pro surf industry is that those fit girls with great asses are in their bikinis every fucking day with a valid excuse to be in their bikinis…so that they don’t look like daddy issue, attention seeking whores, which is a nice change of pace from every single girl I’ve ever slept with, or even met…even though I know that this bitch is an attention seeking daddy issue whore…and not just because I know her dad took these creepy pics of her…he’s her manager…but because she has a vagina and that’s all part of being a girl, like getting your period…

Either way, here’s her ass.

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2013

27

Nov

Emily Ratjkowski is Better Naked of the Day

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This just in…Emily Ratjkowski is a better model when she’s naked…

She didn’t get here wearing clothes, why the fuck did she start doing it now.

This is the fucking worst…and makes no sense.

What is she thinking.

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2013

27

Nov

Exploding Whale or Kate Upton Beach Photoshoot of the Day

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When I first saw this video I thought it was Kate Upton “bikini” model following her leader and “Anna Nicole Smithing” Herself…you know eating herself to death…only to explode during an SI shoot because SI hasn’t got the memo that bitch is a pig and they still think she sells magazines to people who think she’s hot…who also are people who don’t have computers…and in this generation people with no computers are the people who would find her hot..backwoods inbred illiterate hicks…it’s the only thing that makes sense.

Turns out it’s just a whale exploding.

It makes me want to do the deadly snake dance

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