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2013

01

Nov

Coco’s Amazing (Not in a Good Way) Ass of the Day

Everyday may be Halloween for dumpy hooker Coco…you know always wearing her stripper outfits from the cheap sex shop she gets all her outfits from…like this was any other day and like she was still that stripper she was…but instead a prostitute with one john living the life of luxury as a wife…only left with memories of what was…that she can’t let go…even if she should…showing the world her ass in a silly big backed way…that may be a body double dude…but can’t be too sure because I am still trying to understand these fishnets or more importantly, why she’s standing like she’s holding a shit in…and with that Halloween is over….

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2013

01

Nov

Nicki Minaj’s Amazing Costume of the Day

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Nicki Minaj understands Halloween…if you dress slutty 365 days a year…step that shit up on Halloween and dress real slutty…I am just bummed her costume isn’t a girl with a spread asshole…because the asshole is gateway to woman’s soul…and I like staring at it…

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2013

01

Nov

Topless Girls at TSA for LAX of the Day

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So LAX is an airport I’ve been going to more than any other Airport the last 6 months, because I am all Hollywood and shit…and they got shot up today, one of the friendly TSA guys who may or may not have fondled my balls last Sunday, was killed, and the whole story is very very sad…insane and makes you wonder how good Airport security actually is, because homie shouldn’t even be at TSA with a gun, but now that this has happened, security at Airports is going to get a hell of a lot more annoying…the only tragedy is that they could have taken out a Kardashian but instead took out a poor bastard at work….

But I don’t believe in Sadness so here is a video of a girl taking “take off your shirt” literally…the ay all girls should take “Take Off Your Shirt”…

If you don’t like that here’s a dude getting sexually molested by a soldier…

Posted in:Videos

2013

01

Nov

Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Jonathan Leder of the Day

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If you read this site you will know one simple thing…and that is that I am in love with Emily Ratajkowski. She is a sweet and delicate flower sent from heaven to ruin my life with her amazing body and even more amazing…body…

She has done this rise to the top thing through strategic nudity better than pretty much anyone to date and now she’s gone all hollywood, far too big for me to ever trick her into dating me, but in my defence, even the girl mopping the floors at the local diner after hours, cuz it’s the only gig her criminal record and retardation allows her to have, is too big for me…

Either way, that doesn’t mean I can’t hope that one day I will be with Emily Ratajkowski long enough to get her pregnant by throwing my sperm at her as she walks by….that’s my new hustle…

This is love…endless love and she’s fucking amazing…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW

2013

01

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Showcased Some Tit This Halloween of the Day

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It’s always the midgets and freaks who get excited about Halloween because it is the only time of year they can really exploit their birth defects in a humorous way, except maybe Christmas where they play the mall elf, or Valentines day where they play the cupid, but Halloween, gives them more freedom to choose their own costume, instead of being type cast, and this year Hayden Panettiere chose tits…

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2013

01

Nov

Girls Posing in Selfies at Funerals of the Day

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This is a fucking genius concept – at least for a minute and if the pictures were better – but I still got a kick out of the SELFIES AT A FUNERAL tumblr, because what better place to take a selfie than at someone’s last stop before the dirt…

Sure I am a little less into PG shit, and ever since my mom died, I haven’t been overly sensitive about death and think it’s funny to mock it, so I’d be more into seeing people pranking the corpse, it’s like the street art of funeral parlours…but I think it may be illegal..

That said, here’s the best selfies at funerals these people could find on Instagram, I am sure if I looked it up, there would be more and they would be better…

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2013

01

Nov

Rihanna Loves Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake of the Day

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I am so annoyed of Halloween….Rihanna just put that nail in the coffin…but she’s doing it with her tongue sticking out like she was Miley…and I love Miley so I guess it is ok…what is not OK is that in her everyday life, she dresses sluttier and more half naked, and Halloween is a time for girls to scale down their clothing, not layer it…making it a huge disappointment, but I am sure in her life, this isn’t the first time she’s let someone she doesn’t know down…I mean that night with Chris Brown woulda been better if she couldn’t tell on him…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it’s that these Rihanna pics remind us that Halloween can be boring as shit…after it’s been shoved down our throat for two weeks and we’ve spent multiple nights surrounded by overly excited and eager Halloween assholes who don’t realize this shit happens every year like clockwork and that they should chill the fuck out…

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2013

01

Nov

Heidi Klum Didn’t Wear a Costume this Year of the Day

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I guess when you’re an old, tired, ex-model, German with an image to maintain, you spend hours of your life trying to hide the fact that you are old as fuck, but one day a year, you can get out of your mask, and let your natural self make an appearance, because everyone will just assume it’s a costume…even when it’s just real life…

Here’s Heidi Klum this Halloween….looking how she looks every morning…

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Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2013

01

Nov

Kelly Brook has Fun Halloween Instagram Pics of the Day

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Here are some pics Kelly Brook posted to instagram that were amazing because they weren’t of her and I find her a tired and annoying pile of old big tits still holding onto those tits cuz they make her money…they were of her friend dressed like Betty Page who I want to get pregnant with my mouth…when you are old and irrelevant attach yourself to hooter versions of you to make people pay attention – it’s a good strategy…and it worked today…good job Kelly.

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2013

01

Nov

Carmen Electra Revisted Baywatch of the Day

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Sometimes it is hard for a girl to accept that she’s a one or two hit wonder who peaked when she was on Baywatch, so she milks that shit as hard as she can, because it was the first mainstream stamp of approval she had after MTV and Playboy that made her feel like she was hot enough to really matter in life, and in that, she can’t let it go and pretends she’s just wearing it to be ironic on the Today show, or as a Halloween costume but is really what she sleeps in every night because her Baywatch life is the only thing that matters….it’s almost sad, but at least she’s still looking hot at 40…more 40 year olds need to follow this lead…

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