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2013

14

Nov

Lady Gaga’s Nipple for Terry of the Day

If a desperate for attention, potentially very talented monster, who even calls herself a monster because she’s disgusting to look at, even for herself…shows her nipple…does it make a sound…I’m going with not at all..

You see what Gaga did in her popstar career was try to make as much noise around her as possible so no one really noticed or focused on how disgusting she was. Instead of being an authentic talent and putting herself out there…she put on a disguise and put herself out there win the most annoying of way…a way that involved some nudity, a lot of annoying, and now she’s struggling because there is no shock value left…

Sure she’s sitting on a pile of money, but when all you want is people to like you, and respect you and notice you again, that money, once you have it means nothing…

She sold her soul, sabotaged herself, and now when her nipples come out, they don’t make a sound, no one gives a fuck, and won’t give a fuck, until she livestreams her suicide for the sake of her bullshit “art” that is “art” cuz she says it is…another problem in society that we don’t need to get into…especially not when it involves clowns and their ugly clown faces…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

14

Nov

Sylvie van der Vaart in Hunkemöller Lingerie of the Day

Because last night’s Victoria’s Secret informercial staged as a fashion show starring babes designed to sell product to the wishful thinkers on X-Mas… wasn’t enough redundant pics of girls in their underwear for you…because there is no redundancy to girls in lingerie ever…at least not to you…you’re addict and can never get enough pics of girls in their underwear…I get that…

But I find the whole thing boring on almost all levels…from masturbation…but I guess looking at these girls…makes life better for the single man…knowing that girls like this…or like the Victoria’s Secret girls exist…while making life for the married man better because they get to visualize this when fucking their fat wives…before realizing they didn’t marry this…or ever fuck anything like this…and masturbating to this is depressing…and this couples with their fat wife represents all that went wrong in life….

Her name is Sylvie and these are her lingerie catalog pics of the day….

Posted in:Sylvie Van Der Vaart

2013

14

Nov

Ass Grab of the Day

I don’t know when this video of some China man in China unable to contain himself when in the elevator…pinching some mom’s ass on her way out of the elevator…a concept that is pretty clever if he mastered the timing of it…where she gets out and the doors actually shut…so that they never see each other again and he has something to jerk off to…when he gets home because thanks to the baby making laws in China…Chinese dudes pinching ass like you’re on the high school football team and you just scored a touch down is the only sex you get…cuz dudes out number women by 1000 to 1 or some shit…

Who cares about their problems, and who really needs sex when you own everything, even America….

Posted in:Videos

2013

14

Nov

Cameron Diaz Lookin’ Old on Set of the Day

Cameron Diaz is old as fuck…which is convenient because what is also old as fuck is remaking a movie..even if it is a classic…every 10 years for a new younger audience..when they can put money into developing new story lines and new classics for generations to come…ideally starring role models like Miley Cyrus…not haggard corpse women in their 40s who think they are still 20…

This entire thing offends except for her shorts…those I kinda like

To see the rest of the pics click here

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2013

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s amazing how uptight people are when you are in a restaurant talking about retard porn and the importance of a retard cage fighting league…in some kind of retard rumble…it’s like everyone has a handicapped family member…or are retarded themselves…I am just into good ideas…god…

Here are some links….

Kim Kardashian’s Weird Dumpy Ass
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Girls With Bare Backs
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Science Fail of the Day
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First Look at the 50 Shades of Grey People
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These Pics Made Me Jerk Off This Morning.
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8 Bit Hunger Games
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First Full Length Hunger Games Trailer
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Awesome Vanity Plates…
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Naked Girls On Cam Are More Fun than Naked Girls Bugging you to Do the Dishes
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China Just Invented A New Way To Torture Children And It’s Awesome.
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Mariah Carey Hates American Idol
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Chicago’s Best Wrappers Dis Kanye
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Nov

Tina is the Babe of the Night

Her name is TINA and she’s a lovely American girl with some pretty intense eyes…who doesn’t look like she’s got daddy issues or a drug addiction but rather that she’s hot enough to be a serious fucking model…but instead chose the naked and amazing route…because she’s into being naked and amazing…like an exhibitionist who wants you masturbating to her…because she had options…but chose this life instead…and you owe it to her for all her hard work…seriously…she’s amazing…

TO SEE TINA MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

TO SEE MORE AMAZING BABES CLIKC HERE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

14

Nov

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section…

I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited…

The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me…

Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day


In case you were wondering…This is a bad pick-up line:


Maybe you’ll answer my fake profile since – twitter, facebook, your phone, messenger pigeon, the homeless dude I recruited to sing love songs on your fire escape, the Vegas elvis I sent to your parent’s house to ask for their permission in our marriage, the tattoo of our wedding picture rendered by an artist who normally does those “what kidnapped kids look like now” I got on my chest…are all not working….

It creeps girls out….

Here are some links…

Nic Cage Sex Pics
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Freaky Cross Eyed Model.
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Fake Tits in a Bikini
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Danica Thrall Lingerie
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When Harry Met Sally in Real Life…
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Jennifer Lawrence Curves
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I love Cheating Wife Lover Escape Videos….
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Taylor Swift and Lorde Do Lunch
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Joanna Krupa Bikini
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Bar Refaeli Post Surgery Pose
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Arianna Grande Halloween Puffy Nip Slip!
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Everyone Loves Jordan Carver Tits
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Random GIFS to Make You Smile
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Funniest Celebrity Make-Unders
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Jessica Alba’s Boobs at the Park
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Katy Perry See Through Dress
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Jonah Hill Talking To a Slut on Set
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A Woman’s POV Got A Lot of Tits
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You Will Like the Lithuanian Soccer Bloopers
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I am So Into This THROWBACK Katy Perry Recorder Failing..
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College Snack Hacks
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How Your Favorite Characters Got Their Names
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Superhero is a Pedestrian in Disguise…
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I feel like at least one of you has Masturbated to This
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Girls Showing Off Their Dope Asses
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Kate Hudson in some Shitty Magazine
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Frustrated Elephant Breaks a Stick
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GQ’s Man of the Year and my friend TESL Rob Heppler – the hardest working man in no business – was at some shitty GQ Sausage Party that I wasn’t invited to to celebrate his win….
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Audrina in a Shitty See Through
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Some Chick Named Sarah Honeywell Topless
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Ali Larter Legs
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Meagan Good Shitty See Through
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I LIKE GIRLS WHO LET ME WATCH THEM PARTY…NAKED….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Solo Masturbation Action
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Jayden James – Big Titties Building Shit
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Some awesome Naked Babe Getting Out of the Bath
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Best View Ever….
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Hippie Masturbation to Orgasm
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Gigantic Vagina Insertion
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Serious Fucking Body…
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Slut Gives Pizza Guy a Blowjob
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Girl Pissing at the Gas Station
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Big Black Ass
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Good PORN
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Speculum in Ass
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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TOP CELEBRITY SEX TAPES EVER- THE MEGA POST
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THE BEST SEX TOYS EVER MADE FOR PUSSY ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

Nov

Emily Ratajkowsi for GQ of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is a very nice girl….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

13

Nov

Granny Wrecking Ball Vine of the Day

If you find this Granny doing her best Miley impression oddly erotic, than you are probably just odd…because her raspy hard smoking voice…reminds me of my elementary school janitor…and that dude was up on some Freddy Krugger level pedo shit…but I do like seeing that old birds can still have some fun when all else has died in their lives except them.

Posted in:SFW|Videos