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2013

12

Nov

Miranda Kerr in Self Magazine of the Day

Miranda Kerr is doing some photoshoot for self magazine, where she’s showing off how she stays in good enough shape to cheat on her homosexual husband with barely legal popstars who will always been annoying youtube brats to me…no matter how many 100s of millions they make…or how big his penis is rumored to be…or how goood in bed he is…like some kind of Brazilian hooker….

Any girl banging his hairless…child body…who isn’t his age or younger or a Brazilian hooker…especially when that girl is pushing 30…and a mom…is fucked up….

You see I don’t think Bieber shouldn’t be banging models, girls are drawn to celebrity and even the guy who stars in the local furniture clearance commercial gets laid…Bieber should be in every pussy…but that doesn’t mean I can’t judge the girls who could fuck anyone they want when cheating on their Boyfriends, because they have just as much access as Bieber to man pussy….and the fact this went down is just fucking weird sexual dysfunction…like when you find out your lawyer bangs trannies…pre-implants..it’s like there are so many options you chose this one cuz you’re a fucking weirdo…

All this to say…at least she’s a weirdo who looks good…half naked….I just can’t help but wonder if Bieber stuck it in in this pose…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

12

Nov

Sofia Vergara’s Booty Pic of the Day

One of the co-stars of Modern Family posted this picture of Sofia Vergara hiding her old face because she is 100 years old…while photobombing the picture with what made her matter in the world of entertainment…her ass…an ass that doesn’t necessarily look good in these leggings…but when you factor in that it’s 100 years old…whether in SPANX or not…it’s still an ass mooning a camera…and that’s gotta count for something…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

12

Nov

Alana Blanchard on Set at Women’s Health of the DAy

Alana Blanchard is a pro surfer…ranked in the top 17 girl surfer’s in the world and her ass…like most surfers…is a pretty next level fit ass…which would explain why she’s doing a shoot for women’s health….

Her ass is all round and lovely like it was a black woman…without being a black woman…on a little blonde white girl who is probably annoying and into going to the mall and signing along to Miley songs and shit…

Because surf girls are athletes all fit all balancing on a wave in a half squat for 5 hours a day…shit does magic…

Not to mention, their sport involves them in a bikini all day…all while fighting off sharks…making us look like pussies…while trying to look at their pussies….

Living that beauty and the beach lifestyle …now if only surfer life made their faces better…but I guess there’s no bad face when it’s being shoved into a pillow…on all fours…the way this ass wants you to treat it…

Follow her on Instagram …it’s worth it…

Posted in:Alana Blanchard|SFW

2013

12

Nov

Worst Tech Demo of the Day

I feel like this is probably what goes on – every time nerds come together…literally…because that’s how these kinds of machines get invented in the first place…but it is still an awkward convention booth demo…but sometimes awkward is the funniest shit ever…like what went wrong in this dudes life that made him think volunteering to be this guy was a good idea…I guess we’ll never know…

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am so old I remember when sexting was called cyber sex….and it was far less interesting because people who cybered looked like people who cybered.

Here are some links…

Genius Way to Make Fat People Less Fat…All Vending Machines Need This
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This is the Ultimate in Slut Dresses
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Kate Upton is the Entourage Lead – This Movie Is going to Suck
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If you Can Masturbate to This – You are a Masturbation Champion
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Jenna Jameson is Too Old for Porn – But She’s Back – To Finance her Addiction…
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Some Dancing Birds
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7 Best Boob Inventions
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This Baby Seal is Such a Bitch – He Needs to get Clubbed
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Tramp Stamps Y0
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So Many Webcams…So Many Girls…So Much Amazing
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A Bunch of Thigh Gap
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The MTV EMAs in Picture
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

12

Nov

Iggy Azalea Checking Out Her Vag Pic of the Day

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2013

12

Nov

Clover is the Babe of the Night

Her name is CLOVER …and she must be FOUR LEAFED because looking at her naked makes me feel like the luckiest drunk green midget around…I mean…I guess if I was actually the luckiest drunk midget she’d be in my bed, sitting on my face, singing me Irish lullabies, not that she’s even irish, and either am I, but for tonight…at 3 am…I can be whatever the fuck I want…as I look at this masterpiece of a model…all naked…and shit…and you should be too…

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Via X-Art

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

12

Nov

Miley Naked and Painted in Some Love Song of the Day

I didn’t watch this love video song…but I know I would not sing it to my dream girl who is recently single…she’s a model…and for some reason my pitch that every tall model needs a short fat guy to make her a 10…because this love song doesn’t rape my insides like a good song should…but rather is just commercial pop bullshit that’s overproduced and lacks all substance that anyone with taste would look for…but the commercial..mainstream…mall rats and suburbanites will love it….

I just like that Miley is body painted and doesn’t look like that cow Kate Upton…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Eating Lesbian Burritos isn’t as fun as watching lesbians eat Lesbian Burritos…because Lesbian Burritos were made for that shit…if that makes no sense to you, that’s OK, cuz it makes no sense to me…what doesn’t make sense to me is drinking and that’s where I am going to be, as I wait for death to put a damper in this routine…something I try to tell suicdal people all the time…because it is the number one cure for a lot of things…even if you’re too dead to realize it…

Here are some links..

Salma Hayek Big Cleavage…
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Taylor Swift is Amazing…
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Girls With Stupid Big Tits
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Katy Perry Big Titties at the VMAs
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Ferrets VS Packing Peanuts
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Iggy Azaelea Glued Her Panties to Her Pussy – STOOOPID
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20 Things Simpson Fans Can’t Hear Without Laughing
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Man Vs Wild Hacks
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Roxann Celeste is Pretty Lovely in these Pics
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What Does a Michael J Fox Say…
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Awkward Interviews with Cosplay Girls….
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Krysten Ritter Windy Upskirt
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Young Girls Misbehaving…
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Lady Gaga’s Flying Dress is Insane…not in a Good Way…
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Broken Leg of the Day
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Gaga Nudes for Attention
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Kate Beckinsale is Still Lovely
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Need A Warm Bed? Crawl Up Joanna Kruppa’s Ass
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The Weirdest Things Captured on Google Street View
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What Parkour Looks Like
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Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe!
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Naked Babes from Some Movie…
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Sacha Baron Cohen is Silly
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MIley Cyrus Shows Off Her Cunt
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7 Mascots Observing a Serious Moment
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Celebrity Polaroids
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Bossy Cat Drags a Dog
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The Best Pic of Demi Moore Remains No Pic of Demi Moore
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Jessica Biel Tube Dress
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The Movember Mustache Matrix
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Ultimate in Fails
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So Many GIRLS on Webcam….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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I love the Lactating Cam Girl
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Goth Chick Fucks Her Car
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Masturbation Video
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Some Chick in the Shower Video…
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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My Girl Kayden Kross Stripping
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Pussy Shave
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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TOP CELEBRITY SEX TAPES – THE MEGA POST
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Panty Selfie of the Day

Dreams do come true…One door opens…another one opens…and by door I mean vagina…

This picture…of Lohan doing the low hanging fruit…bottom feeding selfie…tells me she’s in this to win it…and she’s going to win it back from all those amateur instagram fame whores with more followers that her by doing their same hustle…because she’s a professional…

I am her number 1 fan…I am so glad Lohan in panties happened…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan