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2013

08

Nov

Winona Ryder for V Magazine Like it was the 90s of the Day

Remember Winona Ryder, the actress from the 90s who fucked everyone and was marketed as being way hotter than she was…either do I…

But apparently she doesn’t want you to forget her, and she’s done gone posed all slutty for some fashion magazine like it was still the 90s…an era she probably misses every fucking day…because it was an era where she wasn’t seen as some junkie slut who steals…but as some teen heartthrob who needed to be in every movie making bank…

I am all for bitches trying to squeeze into their wedding dresses after drinking a bottle of wine during a mid-life crisis…those girls are easy targets and I assume that is what’s going on here…the ex-hollywood heartthrob version…

Posted in:SFW|Winona Ryder

2013

08

Nov

Selena Gomez Big Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know why I feel obligated to post Selena Gomez milking the photo opportunity thanks to Bieber being caught with hookers and making the Christian market feel sorry for the girl who “loved” him so much but couldn’t “save” him…like she was that dude Lea Michelle…or Rihanna and he was the dead one/Chris Brown…because the media loves to spin things for women…cuz men don’t care about the storyline, they just care about he tits…tits they can find on free porn sites that don’t need to belong to Selena Gomez…because Selena Gomez tits are clothed, uneventful at best and her face is really fucking freakish…like a bootleg mexican carnival circus clown…but I’m not like every guy and I don’t mind endorsing cleavage…even if cleavage hasn’t got me hard since I was 11.

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2013

08

Nov

Heidi Montag’s Breast Reduction Tits Still Suck of the DAy

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There’s always a level of funny when someone who thought they were so important, like Heidi Montag, who would do insane things like get ridiculous amounts of surgery to look like a Barbie Doll, is forgotten for a few years and decides the only storyline people will notice is if it involves downsizing her broken, sad, failure tits to a smaller implant size, because maybe, just maybe, some asshole with a site will find it absurd, pathetic and funny enough to post the “after” photoshoot…like her tits, or her fucking matter…so she was on a massive reality show, like all reality shows, bitch is forgotten…as she pushes 35…and remains a talentless hack…with an overbearing weirdo husband…who she is only with because she’s still living in the fantasy bubble of her shitty fucking 4 minute long career…fuck this bitch…literally..with my mouth…I would totally try to home wreck just for the sake of telling people I fucked Heidi Montag…10 years after she died…

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Posted in:Heidi Montag|SFW

2013

08

Nov

Japanese Competitive Climaxing of the Day

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I heard about this yesterday, basically Japanese gameshows have taken TV to the next level and had a gay pornstar suck off some dude to see if he would reach orgasm against his will…in front of a live studio audience because Japan is amazing…even if watching a gay dude suck off another dude is not…

I just the fact that they can get away with this shit…I mean this is around the level of hardcore American TV should be…I want to see real life reality where Survivor involves eating each other…I mean let’s get down to basic human nature…

And there is a serious humor behind a straight guy trying to stay straight while getting a blow job from a dude competitively in front of a live studio audience…it’s insane…

Posted in:Videos

2013

08

Nov

Girl VS Electric Fence of the Day

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I like seeing girls in their natural state of idiot…

I know the lesbians will go nuts with that statement because they don’t understand that I am like them…and love pussy and the host brains that operate them…I just don’t think they are always the brightest when it comes to pretty much anything besides maybe breast feeding in public…or having sex with me…even though that’s usually one of the worst decisions they ever make…but like I said…I am into idiots…

If you don’t like that…here’s a Drunk guy vs Pigeon

Or a Mobility Scooter Doesn’t Give a Fuck

Posted in:Videos

2013

08

Nov

Selena Gomez Does Flaunt of the Day

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The conspiracy theorist in me is going to say that Selena Gomez is the reason for Bieber’s hooker escapades, you know telling him to meet her in some brothel room, only to expose him as a practical joke that will make him look like an idiot, while making her, the ex, seem like the victim, just in time for her to release these lingerie pics…because nothing in Hollywood just randomly happens, these people are puppets and controlled by people who are trying to control us…

That said, here she is in her lingerie for Flaunt…because that’s what they want us to stare at…

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

08

Nov

Toni Garrn for H&M of the Day

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Toni Garrn had sex with Leo…or at least he hired her to be his Model girlfriend for a week or two like she was a hooker, because if handled properly models are hookers, it just depends who’s paying and how much…

I’ve heard he doesn’t even bang these girls, he just likes them around and likes the press he gets, and doesn’t even talk to them, and uses them as people to just shit on and ignore, but I heard that from one of the girls he hired to be in his entourage and she was probably just bitter she was there for scenery and not a main bitch…

Either way, Toni, unlike Tony Danza, is modelling underwear for H&M, in catalog pics that suck, even if she doesn’t…

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2013

08

Nov

Helen Flanagan for 100 Years of the Bra Photoshoot of the Day

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Helen Flanagan apparently posed for 100 years of the bra…that started with Miley in her VMA performance and ended in I don’t even know what or how this is celebrating the bra or 100 years of the bra…Miley doesn’t even have tits or wear a bra…but whatever……

I Just know she’s a busty actress no one cared about who figured she’s better off being a glamour model because in the UK, Glamor models are all that fucking matter, they are the only girls who get retirement plans from the rich dudes, all from not wearing the bra…making this way too high concept for my handicapped brain to grasp…

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

08

Nov

Phoebe Tonkin for Calvin Klein of the Day

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I don’t know who Phoebe Tonkin is, but apparently she’s Australian and I love Australian girls even if they are gutter, rough around the edges and ex criminals, you know not quite classy or elegant, but a lot of fun to get drunk with, partially because they just like cruising’ with the dudes and don’t act like high maintenance cunts about it…even if their bodies and faces are hot enough for them to be…because they know they are Australian and second rate and being second rate means they try harder…

I think I am in love…

Posted in:Phoebe Tonkin

2013

08

Nov

Irina Shayk’s Miami Fitness is Amazing Enough for Me of the Day

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Sometimes all you need to motivate yourself is pictures of some Russian mail order bride who scammed her way into celebrity with her vagina…that I assume is a magical place her boyfriend never touched…because he’s gay…but he paid her off to not tell anyone by getting her in SI and giving her the American Dream all Russian girls want…and deserve because I guess during communism rule…all the ugly ones died off mysteriously as they were crafting an amazingly hot nation…I mean if pictures of babes don’t depress you while you’re either laying in bed jerking off to them..knowing you will never fuck them…or at work making money for your fat wife you knocked up to be conventional to spend all your shitty money…

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