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2013

08

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones in a Whipped Cream Sex Party of the Day

I didn’t bother watching this video…but I do know that it is some kind of celebration in irrelevant tits that have a fan base because they are tits but that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things because when your talent is having tits, especially ones you bought, you are easily replaced by other girls, younger and fresher with better tits…and this celebration has baked goods to celebrate…apparently…if you consider whipped cream baked goods….I call it….fame whores fame whoring..

Posted in:Rosie Jones|Sara Jean Underwood

2013

08

Nov

Some Sex Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Sex of the Day

Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux are in some banned from the American movie theatre movie from France that is no longer banned in American movie theatres because it involves lesbian sex, which funny enough is actually a G-Rated kids movie for the Holiday season in france, not that France has any movie rating when it comes to sex, but they generally like to ease their sluts in training with lesbian porn…before bringing out the penetration…they save that for their 13th Birthday, it’s the Parisan Bar Mitzvah…

I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I am onto something…

Posted in:Adele Exarchopoulos|Léa Seydoux|NSFW

2013

08

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

One of life’s great tragedies is spending the night in a bar where not one of the girls was good enough for you to fuck…not one…even though you have no standards and have fucked sandwich meat at least once in your life…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Emmy Rossum is a Horrible School Girl
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The Most Powerful Celebs….
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Girls Doing Clothing Wrong
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Selena Gomez in Lingerie for Flaunt
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More on the Bieber Hooker
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How To Use Your Car as a Wingman
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Evil Moms Bully Disabled Babies on Facebook
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Horrible Blow-Up Dolls
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Only in Russia Compilation
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I fall in love with Cam Girls Every Day…They Just Don’t Know it…And Either Does My Wife…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m like the black guy in the back alley girls cross the street to avoid….but the internet version with a smaller penis only instead of raping you, i will sing you love songs, which some would argue is worse than rape.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Steve Porter Does the Crack Mayor Remix
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Toronto Mayor’s High on Crack Rant
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Selena Gomez Hot in Flaunt
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This is the Trans Who Fil=lmed
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Babes With Tats…
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You Will Like Chanel Westcoast
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The Showering Raccoon
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Natalie Portman’s Still Got It…What Exactly I mean by IT…I Just Don’t Know…
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Courtney Stodden is My Dream Girl
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Some Bitch You’ve NEver Heard Of Unless You’re Weird in a See Through….
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Jennifer Aniston’s Got her Ear Pierced and it’s Weird….
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Max George Eye Fucking Maria Menounos’ Tight Ass
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Tori Black for the Seahawks
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Bitches with Selfies
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Sky Diving Through a Cloud
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Jordan Carver Big Tits
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6 Best and Worst Types of Sex
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Just Show Us Your Fucking Tits And Be Done With It Already
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Faith Hill is Some Boring Ass Pussy
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Greek TIts!
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Dogs VS Sprinklers
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Bitches at the Country Music Awards
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Nine Bands Accused of Plagiarism
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Claudia Romani is Hilarious
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Kate Middleton has Grey Hair – Illuminati’s Getting her Down…
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Models Getting Sexy with Daft Punk…
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Laugh Attack on TV Compilation
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Naked Skiing
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Hot Girls From Revenge Naked and Amazing
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Paulina Gretzky…Justifies her Fame Whoring…
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Record Player Hack
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Selena Gomez Performing Round Up
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Car Selfies
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You’re a Badass Slideshow
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Today in Farrah Abraham
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Selena Gomez Shitty Boooty Flash
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15 Actors You Wouldn’t Recognize in these Roles…
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Dog Stuck in Fridge
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Sex Toy OF THE Day
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PUSSY ON CAM PARTY
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Inner Working of an Asshole
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Man Gives Birth to a Baby Dinosaur..>Get Him on Oprah
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Eastern European Naked…
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Ridculous Tits
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Drunk Girl Tries to Fist Herself…
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Today’s Naked Amateur
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Spread That Asshole Girl
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Nov

Tati Neves is the Hooker who Filmed Bieber of the Day

Tati Neves is apparently the fame whore who will be offered a sex tape because she’s a hooker and she’s famous, at least for a minute…cuz she trolled Bieber when he was in the brothel she worked at by posting a video of him that I was the first to post but no one noticed because I am irrelevant in the grand scheme of the gossip world…even though I have my finger on the pulse of pop culture…/finger i this dead hookers vagina…looking for a pulse…if you know what I mean…and that is that she is Brazilian hooker, which means she’s probably got a dick, cuz those are the only hookers anyone pays to fuck in Brazil…that’s a fact…and if she’s not a dude, her troll like figure…and decent round Brazilian ass…is tranny enough for me to believe in the power of tucked testicles….

Unless we’re all wrong and this is the OG shit….

Posted in:Tati Neves

2013

07

Nov

Abbey Clancy Underwear Flash of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Abbey Clancy is and I am not going to bother looking her up because I figure all these cunts kinda blend into one pile of irrelevant vagina…that thinks it is more important than it is…and there’s really only 5-10 people actually care about…the rest we just look at when they flashing their shit, period, miscarriage panties at the paparazzi..like this Abbey Clancy who I am sure is a lovely creature with an ego who thinks she’s more important than she is…just the way we like to hate em…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Abbey Clancy

2013

07

Nov

Genevieve Morton is Fat of the Day


There is a terribly sad trend going on in bikini models – they are all eating too much salt, or just eating too much…

This Genevieve Morton chick probably got cast by this company who booked her from her hot pics of yesteryear…before Kate Upton told her it’s ok to be plus sized…because dudes who buy magazines are into fat chicks…cuz they are married to even fatter chicks…comparatively…these are babes……not knowing they were getting a pig…only to get a big old pig…unable to re-schedule because budget was spent..they just went with it…despite what they actually wanted.

Call me old school, but I like my bikini models to be fit…I don’t think there is anything wrong with getting a girl who does her squats in a bikini and paying her…but I do think there’s a whole lot wrong with getting a girl who looks like she ate her weighted squat weight in donuts…in a bikini…

The funny thing in all this is that she’s gonna be in SI Swimsuit this year. High Standards yo…

Someone needs to give me a magazine, where I will recruit actual fucking babes…not girls who played Babe pig in the City in their church Christmas pageant…while eating a plate of pork products…seriously.

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2013

07

Nov

Gisele and Daft Punk for WSJ of the Day

Terry Richardson shot Gisele and her Brazilian implants because like all Brazilians she was born with a penis…and she’s posing with Daft Punk…the producers of the most commercial electronic music that even your grandmother sings along like she was rolling on Molly at the Rave that isn’t really a rave because it is corporate sponsored and not an underground warehouse party you had to sneak into like it was the 90s…you know an actual rave…but we’ll like the Frat Boys and College kids who are obsessed with electronic dance music think what they are doing is wild and crazy and wild…and not the equivalent of going to the fucking mall….while I remain a bigger old timer who doesn’t give a fuck where the girls are getting fucked up..so that I can move in on them and have my way with them…with my penis…and the reality is that rave being mainstream brings out hotter pussy…all those girls who woulda shopped at The Gap in the 90s too conservative to get high and fuck in a after hour bathroom …are now raging in American Apparel…getting fucked on the dance floor…evolution isn’t all that bad…

Posted in:Gisele

2013

07

Nov

Kate Upton Gets Body Painted of the Day


SI is trying to generate Buzz by releasing the world record winning body paint video in the category of “Most Paint Used To Cover The Massive Vagina of this Cow of a Model”…I heard they went through thousands of dollars of the paint..and craft services..that’s a whole other story..feeding this girl on set the 14 hours it takes to body paint her…was more food than an african village consumes in a month…money better spent hiring actual HOT bikini models…but no one listens to me…they just hate on someone calling a huge girl who shouldn’t be in a bikini out for tricking the world in the weirdest way with sloppy tits….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

07

Nov

Russian Swinger of the Day

I prefer my swingers to be hot 20 year old trophy wife’s of old rich guys…who have made part of the deal fucking other dudes…who have dicks that actually work…but swingers are never that but always…300 pounds of “we’re too disgusting to want to fuck each other, let’s pollute the lives of other people”…

But this Russian Swinger…is pretty fucking Russian about swinging. He is a champion of the shit…Gold Medal winner like his country crafted him with rationed bread and work programs to make him strong like bull and capable of out-swinging any American swinger..

What it comes down to is that I love all things Russian, especially my girlfriend Irina…who doesn’t know she is my gf, or doesn’t really want to be my girlfriend… but will know when she is finally arrives in the mail from bride service I bought her at…based on her pictures…she’s got a great personality…and I will offer her the American dream…which to anyone who is American knows…is full of disappointment and failure…

When she acts up, I will show her pictures of war torn Russia….back in the iron curtain era…to keep her in line…BOOM.

Here’s a dog who know how to cross the street…

Posted in:Videos