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2013

24

Oct

Ripped 64 Year Old of the Day

Here you go fat people…mainly fat chicks who blame their metabolism or medication or being a mom for their horrible bodies…instead of blaming giving the fuck up…because giving the fuck up or at least admitting you gave the fuck off isn’t as good as pretending your body is beyond your control…cuz this dude is fucking old and ripped and even if he’s on testosterone…he fucking kills it…and I think it should inspire all you fat fucks to stop eating those donuts and to do a few sit-ups…myself included…but these donuts are so good…I’ll just let this psycho freak of nature prove us all wrong while I slowly eat my feelings and hate myself into diabetic shock….

I’d say I want to see the 64 year old women version of this…but no matter what you do…64 year old vagina is still like sheets on the clothes line blowing in the wind on a brisk fall day…so we’ll stick to homie…

If you don’t like that – here’s some Russian Fight Club

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something magical about meeting your soul mate, or at least a girl you think is your soul mate while wasted, only to tell her she’s your soul mate, and have her believe it because she’s wasted too, leading to love in a piss filled back alley…usually unprotected…that all goes to shit when she asks you for 50 bucks….

Here are some links…

Mena Suvari’s Got a GUNT
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A Bunch of Girls in Sweaters
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So Many Side Boobs…
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The Video of Kanye Proposing to Kim
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Andy and Amy’s Haunted House
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I Like This Girl Addicted to Breast Implants
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A Whole Bunch of Booty
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6 Scary Prank Reactions
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Natalie Portman See Through
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The Best Awkward Celebrity Interviews
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How Well Can You Guesstimate…
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GIRLS LIVE GIRLS BEING LIVE GIRLS….
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Child Stars All Grown Up
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BONUS – French Actress Adele Exarchopoulos in a Hot Lesbian Scene – GIFS – Scissoring
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I never try to convince strippers to be pornstars or escorts, especially when they are giving me lap dances, because that’s my time, and they’re working for me, my career counselling starts when they come back to my hotel with me for an extra couple hundred bucks to turn that lap dance upside down…and make it actual sex.

I always try to convince everyday girls to be pornstars or escorts, because I generally want to see them all naked.

That said, here are some links…

Stephanie Seymour Trying On Lingerie and It’s Good
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A Whole Lot of Amazing Booty
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Sean Penn Gets Off to Julia Roberts Eating
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Anna Kendricks’ Weirdo Face
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32 Pics of Side Boob
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38 Facts About Candy
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Kate Upton so Fatty
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Gorilla Scared By a Goose
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A Bunch of Random Shit You’ll Appreciate
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The Hottest Miley Cyrus Selfies
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Her Name is Maria Venus – She’s Alright
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Katy Perry is Getting Married and Her Tits are Awesome
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Alyssa Milano Lives
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Reese Witherspoon in a Tube Dress
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Courtney Stodden on the Beach
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Irina Shayk Amazing in Vogue
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Salma Hayek’s Got Some Cleavage Pokin’ Out of her Dress….
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Alicia Rodriguez is an Awesome Nude Model
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Bike Racer Hits Seagull
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Claudia Romani Close Up Ass Shots
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French Actress Adele Exarchopoulos for GQ
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Dakota Fanning Cleavage
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Great Moments in Moustache History
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Hey Hey Look Who Just Got Some New Blow Job Lips
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace See Through
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The Best Pictures of a Young Carrie Fisher
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Jordan Carver and Girls with Big Tits
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Why Water is Cooler Than Beer
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Boardgames You’ve Been Playing All Wrong
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Vote for the Most Annoying Sidekick
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The Most Unhealthy Haloween Candy
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9 People You’ll See in the Stands at Every College Game
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Even Alec Baldwin Hated Rock of Ages
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Top 5 Ladies With Insured Body Parts
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Bird VS Train
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Face Meets Guard Rail
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Some Chick Named Vee Priestly Posing on the Beach in a Hot Video…
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More Christie Brinkley!
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Billie Joe Armstrong and Norah Jones Make Some Good Old Country Music
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Pauly D’s Baby Momma is a Ball of Fake Tanned Classiness
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This Bitch Is Only Good For One Thing. Maybe Two…
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Faceplant News Blooper
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Girls With Dirty Faces
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Facebook Bragging
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Some Real Dumb Shit Said on the Internet
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Live Nude Girls…Live Nude Girls….
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Random Offensive Pics
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Cam Girl Deep Throats
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Kinky Asian
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Emily Browning Full Frontal Part 2
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Extreme Face Sitting
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Some Girl and Her Huge Boobs
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2 Naked Girls on a Boat
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Some College Hazing Fun
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Girl Vs Vacuum Cleaner
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Her Name is Faith Nelson – and She’s Into Big Boob Play
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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I LIKE USING SEX TOYS….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Oct

Ellen Page Alleged Video Game Nudity Stunt of the Day

So Ellen Page was cast as a character in a video game put out by Sony called Beyond Two Souls, I guess she’s not getting much other work….

Here’s the scene these alleged nude pics are from that you’ll like since you prefer cartoon women better than real women, they cost less and don’t talk back unless you program them to….weirdo…

Apparently, she was never naked on set, that Sony is saying the body is someone else’s body and that Ellen Page was in a spandex suit when they were doing her body imaging….and that these leaked pics aren’t of her…but Ellen Page is still suing them…

I don’t follow Ellen Page or video games, I just post the pics…and here they are…and they sound like a huge publicity stunt to me…because nerdy video game programmers can make even the most clothed girl naked…that’s kinda what their sex life is based on….

Posted in:Ellen Page|NSFW

2013

23

Oct

Rihanna’s Instagram Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

The interesting thing about Rihanna is that she doesn’t need magazines to do photoshoots for her anymore…she’s bigger than the fucking magazines and press is just a waste of her time…she’s her own fucking empire and can just put the shit out on her instagram and make shit pop..

Rihanna is the biggest fucking thing out there now and here she is posting pics of some random shoot that I am going to assume is for her instagram exclusively, because why the fuck else would they upload dozens of pics to the shit…I mean I guess due to narcism but in her defence, she’s from the fucking caribbean and was a loser growing up, but not the entire world loves her and throws money at her, it’s kinda hard to stay grounded and not thing you’re some messenger sent from heaven to bless the world with your bikini pics, it just can’t be possible that she ever thinks she doesn’t deserve this, because if she did, her handlers would be failing the record label, bitch needs to think and believe that she is important and that what she does betters the fucking world..and I guess these pics probably don’t represent that…but they are still worth looking at…because you know if a girl you worked with uploaded a dozen bikini pics to her instagram you’d think “what the fuck is wrong with Jenny”…then you’d probably masturbate to them….and ask yourself “what the fuck is wrong with me”….

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2013

23

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Ridiculous Product Placement of the Day

I know celebrities from all levels, some personally, some who have told me to fuck off and some who aren’t actual celebrities but rather fame whores with a lot of followers on their social media…I’m talking actors, singers, pornstars, athletes and I’m not bragging, they are all horrible people…

I also know managers, agents, and publicists and PR people…again, not bragging they are horrible people…

Based on my experience, there is no way this Hayden Panettiere, little person to the stars, is just casually eating Burger King fries…holding the box like a spokesmodel at a tradeshow…like she’s getting paid, because she is getting paid, nothing like this is free…because if it was free, she wouldn’t be giving them free press, but rather she’d order in, cuz no one wants anyone to know they eat Burger King…even at 4 am when drunk…

I guess that makes her a little more of a whore than you probably originally thought, I mean what else will she do for money, she’s clearly shameless, let’s hope things that involved a sex tape…because I’d like to see that circus clown performance…more that I like watching her eat fries..

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW

2013

23

Oct

Isabeli Fontana in Some Lingerie Campaign of the Day

I like to think the most fascinating thing about Isabeli Fontana has nothing to do with the fact that she’s some OG model from Brazil who got half naked for Victoria’s Secret, a company that pretends they aren’t child pornographers, but rather lingerie vendors…a gig that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble, because casting tweens to model their shit should be against the rules, I mean it is for my neighbor who is all about that shit..so it should be for billion dollar companies too…

But rather that she was engaged to Bob Marley’s son…meaning she’s gone black like she was Miley…she also has a couple of babies…and for some reason all of her seems so intact…making her a magical specimen of half nakedness for some lingerie company….

If only all 30 year olds looked like this, instead of like the weirdo 30 year olds I saw in a diner talking about how shitty being 30 is, all fat and alone drinking and eating away their pain, those 30 year olds were the fucking worst…while Isabeli in all her ethnic sounding name elegance is a fucking babe.

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2013

23

Oct

Dildo in Space and Other Videos of the Day

Well if this isn’t the most romantic thing a lonely women who can only get off thanks to her rubber dick since no dude wants to fuck her…I don’t know what is…

It’s like she can pretend her inanimate eblack dildo traveled through space and time to be re-united with her big gross vagina…

Set this shit to some love songs and I feel like every lonely fat women with a black dildo will not have a dry eye…

If you don’t like that, here’s some sneaking up on Crackheads…good concept but not enough cannibalism…

This guy doesn’t like people who skateboard…because I assume a skateboarder fucked his wife…

This guy built a pretty freaky ghost with a remote control helicopter thing you see virgin loser adults playing with

Posted in:Videos

2013

23

Oct

Samantha Gradovile is Amazing in GQ UK of the Day

I posted THESE NAKED PICS OF SAMANTHA GRADOVILLE FOR VOGUE or some other fashion magazine, because in the event you didn’t know this, fashion is all about the nudity, because nudity is so anti-fashion, making it ironic, and ironic is so in, and I’m not fucking complaining, I love tricking hot models into getting naked as much as the net guys…not that this Samantha chick, who is American, despite not being 400 pounds, covered in greasy acne, and eating a burger or fried chicken or a bag of chips, which threw me off too..and she’s amazing…this time of GQ UK and not naked, but still lovely.

Posted in:Samantha Gradovile|SFW

2013

23

Oct

Alexa Vega in a Music Video of the Day

I am going to assume that you’ve been masturbating to Alexa Vega since she was on Spy Kids, because that’s just the kind of weirdo middle-aged guy you are…you just jump on the fresh meat like you’re Robert Rodriguez, because it is ok in Mexico, and thus ok here as long as the authorities don’t find out, and the whole thing is weird to me, because teenage girls are fucking annoying, and everything is so dramatic, I prefer getting them in their 20s when they are a little less bright eyed, and the world is no longer their oyster and in a lot of cases they’ve given up on their dreams and love…making it a perfect opportunity to get up on it…

Either way, Alexa Vega, hot little hispanic body to someone who has never seen her child star work, and I would say it is unfortunate she’s doing low level shitty jobs but I think it’s giving me more hope that she’ll come do my laundry for a couple hundred bucks when times get real tough…that’s my fetish.

Posted in:Alexa Vega