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2013

23

Oct

Ellen Page Alleged Video Game Nudity Stunt of the Day

So Ellen Page was cast as a character in a video game put out by Sony called Beyond Two Souls, I guess she’s not getting much other work….

Here’s the scene these alleged nude pics are from that you’ll like since you prefer cartoon women better than real women, they cost less and don’t talk back unless you program them to….weirdo…

Apparently, she was never naked on set, that Sony is saying the body is someone else’s body and that Ellen Page was in a spandex suit when they were doing her body imaging….and that these leaked pics aren’t of her…but Ellen Page is still suing them…

I don’t follow Ellen Page or video games, I just post the pics…and here they are…and they sound like a huge publicity stunt to me…because nerdy video game programmers can make even the most clothed girl naked…that’s kinda what their sex life is based on….

Posted in:Ellen Page|NSFW

2013

23

Oct

Rihanna’s Instagram Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

The interesting thing about Rihanna is that she doesn’t need magazines to do photoshoots for her anymore…she’s bigger than the fucking magazines and press is just a waste of her time…she’s her own fucking empire and can just put the shit out on her instagram and make shit pop..

Rihanna is the biggest fucking thing out there now and here she is posting pics of some random shoot that I am going to assume is for her instagram exclusively, because why the fuck else would they upload dozens of pics to the shit…I mean I guess due to narcism but in her defence, she’s from the fucking caribbean and was a loser growing up, but not the entire world loves her and throws money at her, it’s kinda hard to stay grounded and not thing you’re some messenger sent from heaven to bless the world with your bikini pics, it just can’t be possible that she ever thinks she doesn’t deserve this, because if she did, her handlers would be failing the record label, bitch needs to think and believe that she is important and that what she does betters the fucking world..and I guess these pics probably don’t represent that…but they are still worth looking at…because you know if a girl you worked with uploaded a dozen bikini pics to her instagram you’d think “what the fuck is wrong with Jenny”…then you’d probably masturbate to them….and ask yourself “what the fuck is wrong with me”….

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2013

23

Oct

Hayden Panettiere’s Ridiculous Product Placement of the Day

I know celebrities from all levels, some personally, some who have told me to fuck off and some who aren’t actual celebrities but rather fame whores with a lot of followers on their social media…I’m talking actors, singers, pornstars, athletes and I’m not bragging, they are all horrible people…

I also know managers, agents, and publicists and PR people…again, not bragging they are horrible people…

Based on my experience, there is no way this Hayden Panettiere, little person to the stars, is just casually eating Burger King fries…holding the box like a spokesmodel at a tradeshow…like she’s getting paid, because she is getting paid, nothing like this is free…because if it was free, she wouldn’t be giving them free press, but rather she’d order in, cuz no one wants anyone to know they eat Burger King…even at 4 am when drunk…

I guess that makes her a little more of a whore than you probably originally thought, I mean what else will she do for money, she’s clearly shameless, let’s hope things that involved a sex tape…because I’d like to see that circus clown performance…more that I like watching her eat fries..

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|SFW

2013

23

Oct

Isabeli Fontana in Some Lingerie Campaign of the Day

I like to think the most fascinating thing about Isabeli Fontana has nothing to do with the fact that she’s some OG model from Brazil who got half naked for Victoria’s Secret, a company that pretends they aren’t child pornographers, but rather lingerie vendors…a gig that got Victoria’s Secret in trouble, because casting tweens to model their shit should be against the rules, I mean it is for my neighbor who is all about that shit..so it should be for billion dollar companies too…

But rather that she was engaged to Bob Marley’s son…meaning she’s gone black like she was Miley…she also has a couple of babies…and for some reason all of her seems so intact…making her a magical specimen of half nakedness for some lingerie company….

If only all 30 year olds looked like this, instead of like the weirdo 30 year olds I saw in a diner talking about how shitty being 30 is, all fat and alone drinking and eating away their pain, those 30 year olds were the fucking worst…while Isabeli in all her ethnic sounding name elegance is a fucking babe.

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana

2013

23

Oct

Dildo in Space and Other Videos of the Day

Well if this isn’t the most romantic thing a lonely women who can only get off thanks to her rubber dick since no dude wants to fuck her…I don’t know what is…

It’s like she can pretend her inanimate eblack dildo traveled through space and time to be re-united with her big gross vagina…

Set this shit to some love songs and I feel like every lonely fat women with a black dildo will not have a dry eye…

If you don’t like that, here’s some sneaking up on Crackheads…good concept but not enough cannibalism…

This guy doesn’t like people who skateboard…because I assume a skateboarder fucked his wife…

This guy built a pretty freaky ghost with a remote control helicopter thing you see virgin loser adults playing with

Posted in:Videos

2013

23

Oct

Samantha Gradovile is Amazing in GQ UK of the Day

I posted THESE NAKED PICS OF SAMANTHA GRADOVILLE FOR VOGUE or some other fashion magazine, because in the event you didn’t know this, fashion is all about the nudity, because nudity is so anti-fashion, making it ironic, and ironic is so in, and I’m not fucking complaining, I love tricking hot models into getting naked as much as the net guys…not that this Samantha chick, who is American, despite not being 400 pounds, covered in greasy acne, and eating a burger or fried chicken or a bag of chips, which threw me off too..and she’s amazing…this time of GQ UK and not naked, but still lovely.

Posted in:Samantha Gradovile|SFW

2013

23

Oct

Alexa Vega in a Music Video of the Day

I am going to assume that you’ve been masturbating to Alexa Vega since she was on Spy Kids, because that’s just the kind of weirdo middle-aged guy you are…you just jump on the fresh meat like you’re Robert Rodriguez, because it is ok in Mexico, and thus ok here as long as the authorities don’t find out, and the whole thing is weird to me, because teenage girls are fucking annoying, and everything is so dramatic, I prefer getting them in their 20s when they are a little less bright eyed, and the world is no longer their oyster and in a lot of cases they’ve given up on their dreams and love…making it a perfect opportunity to get up on it…

Either way, Alexa Vega, hot little hispanic body to someone who has never seen her child star work, and I would say it is unfortunate she’s doing low level shitty jobs but I think it’s giving me more hope that she’ll come do my laundry for a couple hundred bucks when times get real tough…that’s my fetish.

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2013

23

Oct

Kat Dennings has Really Big Tits of the Day

In case you forget….Kat Dennings LEAKED A BUNCH OF NUDE/TOPLESS PICS (scroll down) early on in her 3 year career, to make sure you remember who she is, to generate some buzz, and to most importantly, get cast in stupid TV shows people seem to like.

She’s always been a doughy, curvy, oestrogen filled fertile looking woman that I assume people love

CLICK HERE TO SEE HER THROWBACK LEAKED A BUNCH OF NUDE/TOPLESS PICS

Posted in:Kat Dennings

2013

23

Oct

Miley Cyrus Back of the Day

I am totally a fan of Miley and her Hip Pop hustle. I think it’s borderline clever, which is saying a lot for Miley, seeing as nothing she does is clever, she’s like a high school drop out with a good team of people telling her what moves to make, which I guess in and of itself is clever too, only those people have their hands in her pocket and are taking all they can from her…

I am also a fan of her taking twerking to the mainstream, because seeing white college kids twerking, is pretty fucking funny and often times hot, because they get all horny knowing they are being watched by perverts like me while trying to be sexy…

The funny thing in all of it, proven with this backless dress, is that Miley really has no ass, bitch needs some Brazilian Butt lifts, squats and maybe even some surf lessons…cuz this isn’t built for twerking, but luckily, it is built for fucking…but then again so is everything…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

23

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with rapists is that they never want to work together to reach a common goal, but rather just thrive when the other party involved protests…I guess there are problem other problems with rapists…but you don’t have to worry about that, because unless you’re in prison, no one is raping your pathetic ass since no one likes you enough to rape you…unless they have no choice…

On that note, here are some morning links..

Hot Black Chicks
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Fat Kat Dennings and Her Giant Breasts
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Last Year’s Halloween Costumes
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Everyone Loves the Amputee Flamingo
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How Not to Load a Snow Mobile into a Truck
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10 Pranks that Went Horribly Wrong
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The Perfect Guide to Holiday Etiquette
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10 Brutal Murders That Happened on Halloween
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These People Don’t Know WTF Anything Is
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I Am Into LeAnn Rimes
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Autoshows According to the Spokesmodels
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Live Nude Girls…Live Nude Girls….
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