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2013

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The best friend I made today was a drunk black dude who wanted more drink at 10 am…because he just got out of jail after 13 hours of being held…and his money was only going to be released to him at 1. He showed me all the paperwork so I had no choice but to give him 20 dollars..

I support Alcoholism…especially when it is at a criminal level…

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Tila Tequila Lives…
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Dolly Parton Rapping…
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This Kid With the Bieber Surgery is Hilarious
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Taylor Momsen PORN / Music Video
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Driver Drives Truck into Pond
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Girls in Shorts
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Vote For the Best Dog on the Internet
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Alessandra in a Hot Dress
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How Does this Angelina Jolie See Through Nipple Pic Work
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Fails of the Week
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3 Recent Human Sacrifices
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Jordan Carver Big Stupid Tits
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Celebrities Who Were Once Roommates…
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Anna Kendrick Ass Face
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Sex Addict of the Day
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Katy Perry is Fat in the UK
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Her Name is Aneta and She’s a Whore
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Reinventing the Parallel Park
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Russian Gas Station Guy Dance
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Sydney Leathers Posting Topless is the Worst Thing Ever
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Zombie Phone Prank
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Tanning Mom Porn Looks Amazing…Even Though It Isn’t Porn…
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Pregnant Again and No One Cares…
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Salma Hayek VS Sofia Vergara
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Insulting the Boss with a Punk Rock Video
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Male Gingers VS Female Gingers
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Girls With Dirty Faces
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Bird VS Train
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Biggest Mountain Bike Back Flip
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Ashley Greene Pokies
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Just Can’t Kill Herself
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A Whole Bunch of Nina Agdal
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Ashlee Simpson May Be Homeless
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Selena Gomez Midriff
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Every News Anchor Say Yeah Baby
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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The Hottest Pics of Anna Kournikova
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The World’s Fastest Mobility Scooter
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Facebook Newsfeed Drinking Game…
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Girls, Nude Girls, Very Very Nude Girls….
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Her Name is Sophia Knight and She’s in Black Stockings…
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Beer Bottle Insertion…
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Some Girl Showing Her Vaginas…
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Lesbian Trio
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How Glazed Donuts are Made…
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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2013

18

Oct

Anastasia Ashley Does the Kim Kardashian Fake Selfie of the Day

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Yesterday, Kim Kardashian posted a photoshopped picture that she pretended was a selfie, but that was clearly a picture taken by a photographer, and edited by a photographer, because Kim Kardashian is a lying famewhore pig who doesn’t fuck around with her “social media”…because you have a team of people who do it for you…and when they do…they try to get as much buzz as possible…because the Kardashians are finally falling off, unfortunately not a dying breed, but still irrelevance is looking and that excites me…but not as much as if OJ took them out instead of his actual wife back in the 90s.

Last night, the lovely pro surfer Anastasia Ashley, who clearly has a “good sense of humor”…decided to show the world that “sense of humor”…with a pic of how a white one piece is meant to look on a bitch taking a selfie in front of a room divider…it’s like what can’t this babe do…from big wave surfing during the day, to taking bikini selfies that make fun of the lowest pile of shit in the corner of pop culture…and I guess we shouldn’t look too much into it, but rather we should look in her soul, by way of her fit, round, surfer ass I would, and have tried to chip a tooth on at least once…

The whole thing was so well played and I am not just saying that because she is the love of my life, my favorite person, my soul mate who just doesn’t know it yet, the girl I write love songs and love poetry about locking in my basement after drugging her and abducting her in my van because it shows how much I care even when she doesn’t cooperate or give back…and I just hope her next play is a sex tape starring me, that we film tonight…after we get married…like I was lyonsada….connected at the soul like it soul like it was Final Destination 5….

All this to say, she’s so silly and I got a kick out of this pic…post more….and by post more I mean…let me get you pregnant.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW

2013

18

Oct

Nicki Minaj Pasties for Instagram of the Day

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The worst thing about Nicki Minaj is that she’s a bootleg Lady Gaga designed for the urban market, with far more annoying songs…but for some reason she annoys me less than Lady Gaga…maybe because a Gaga impersonator, is just trying to get ahead, while an actual Gaga should be more responsible and rid the world of herself…

Or maybe, I just like Nicki Minaj, because her cries for attention, involve showing off her big fat ass and big fat titties on the internet, for no reason other than wanting the world to see her big fat ass and big fat titties, and you know what…I am totally into seeing them…because they are pretty spectacular…and what I can assume got her the record deal in the first place…

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2013

18

Oct

Samantha Gradoville Naked for Fashion of the Day

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Samantha Gradoville is some model, and here she is getting naked for Vogue Germany, that may not be a porn mag, at least not in Germany, because it doesn’t involve people gagging and choking on piles of feces while wearing latex and being hung from the rafters with giant metal hooks….or whatever it is those ex-Nazi, aryan freaks do to get off sexually in their demented sex club life…but she’s still naked, and that’s porn enough for me…because this girl is getting paid to show the world her tits, call it high fashion or art, but it has the same outcome as paying a more desperate girl to get naked for anything else…it’s just a scale of how bad your addiction is, and more importantly, what your addiction is, is it fame, or is it meth…because ultimately, they are doing it for something, and in the end who cares, cuz we still get to see them tits…

Posted in:NSFW|Samantha Gradoville

2013

18

Oct

Candice Swanepoel for the Fantasy Bra of the Day

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Here is a video of a girl finally reaching her hot body dreams…of being the chosen one within the insular company that created her and made her into whatever it is that her hot body is…you know it’s like getting that promotion at your shitty warehouse job where everyone around you, even yourself if you were not in that shitty job, would not normally give a shit about something as stupid, or as much of a waste of resources than a multi-million dollar bra…but when you’re in it, all competing with other girls for the stupid title, you lose track of how stupid the whole thing is, and think how much of an honor, or how beautiful the craftsmanship is on this very expensive garbage…but I guess when a company takes you from farm girl to millionaire model…you’ve got no choice but to love them, drink their Koolaid, because without them, you don’t exist….and what it comes down to is that she’s got a great accent…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

18

Oct

Chanetlle Houghton’s New Type of Publicity Stunt of the Day

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Chantelle Houghton was a low level Glamour Model from the UK, but in her defence, they are all pretty fucking low level, who bottom fed her way into getting some level of publicity, that she probably from being some skinny fake tit Paris Hilton type without the trust fund staging up skirts but now she’s taken that “big brother trash”…to the next level of putting herself out there, this time showing off her fat ass body, that may be broken down thanks to being a mom, or that just may be broken down thanks to being a broken women who’s dreams and aspirations of being a top level fame whore, rather than a low level fame whore, never panned out…

All this to say, this new “I’m fat look at me half naked and talk about me so I can pretend I take ownership on it, even though my entire existence has been a vapid superficial cunt with plastic surgery, and this fat thing is just an angle to get noticed”…publicity stunting is the fucking worst for those of us who like our fame whores fit.

It’s funny when the fake face, tan, make-up, hair, body, comes off, you really see how ugly this girl is and you get why she tried so fucking hard…

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2013

18

Oct

2 Drunk Australians, 1 Taser of the Day

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As an alcoholic, I think I’ve realized that being drunk doesn’t necessarily make life more fun, it just makes the boring times more tolerable because your judgement is clouded and you do things your sober self would think is idiotic, like playing with a low level taser, or more importantly, bringing home fat dirty chicks and having unprotected sex with them, even cumming inside them, getting them pregnant enough to guilt you into marrying them and never leaving their side, because that’s what a good dude does…when if you were sober, you’d just go home and jerk off…

These Australians, are ridiculous, but this video made me laugh…and it will make you laugh too…

Or maybe you like weird Brazilan bike thief videos….

Or maybe you like Russians slapping up Americans on a train videos…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

18

Oct

Eliza Sys in “Stalker” by Paolo Santambrogio for S Magazine of the Day

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I have never heard of Eliza Sys, but I just fell in love with these pictures of her and was forced to google her, so that I get into her before she gets famous, cuz looking at her naked for fashion, I know that I am in love, or at least totally into seeing more of her naked, ideally every morning I wake up until learning that hot naked girls are just as horrible and annoying…demanding and evil as the ugly naked girls you sell your soul to…

I mean this up on some hotter than Video Vixen Emily Ratajkowski shit…someone get this girl more work so I can stare at her more often in pictures…because leaving my house and computer is scary…

This girl is perfect…

Posted in:Eliza Sys|NSFW

2013

18

Oct

Victoria Justice is on All Fours of the Day

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I don’t really know who Victoria Justice is, or what all the hype around her is, I just know she’s some Child star in her 20s, who older creepy dudes lust after, because she’s on TV, and I guess because when forced to watch kids shows with your kids, you start trying to find the one character you’d have sex with, which happened to be this one….

I also don’t really know why she’d post this pic of her on all fours, maybe she’s a cock tease, maybe she just likes being silly, but I do know that the dudes checking her out are fucking jokes…busted creeping’…it’s just too bad they aren’t real creepers jerking off to her antics….cuz that’d be a better photobomb….

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2013

18

Oct

Vanessa Paradis Modelling for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Johnny Depp’s ex baby momma from France, who like most french girls probably has anal on the first date, that is not really a date, but rather the first encounter, of the good kind, is out there modelling like she wasn’t a mom of 2 in her 40s, because that’s what divorce, even when not married does to a bitch, it makes her step up and re-start where she left off all those years ago, whether it is through fitness, plastic surgery, or just banging all the dudes that come her way, because thanks to being who she is, she’s top echelon socially, and equipped to bang all the rich and famous, especially when wearing her leather pants in magazines…

Now I don’t love cougars, but when they look like they are still in their 20s, while their souls are not, I can totally fuck with the idea of them…

Here are some of those fashion pics…