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2013

30

Sep

Willie Nelson Concert Dancer of the Day

This guy may not give a fuck, if he posted this to his social media he’d write something clever like #zerofucksgiven or whatever it is every girl on my instagram is posting with pictures of themselves that make me think they actually give a fuck and telling me they don’t is just their way of trying to trick me….

But I am sure his kids give a fuck now that this has gone viral…because he’s old, and has clearly lost his fucking mind, or maybe, this is just what people need to do, feel the Willie Nelson music like it was EDM…

Either way, this guy won at the internet today…

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fell in love with a fat girl in training, who wasn’t quite a fat girl yet, but who I could tell was retaining water from too much salt in her diet, and beer drinking…she carried it in her face…but the rest of her was semi tight enough to rock the crop top her big titties were spilling out of and the booty shorts her ass was spilling out of as she twerked her drunken ass on every random guy…

She was the kind of girl I would write love songs for, but instead, I came home alone to listen to love songs instead…cuz I never got her name…I just told her I was a professional Instagram Photographer and invited her to my basement studio….after her and her friend asked me to take pics…for some reason that doesn’t get girls excited…

As of now, she’s the one who got away…but here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE

Rihanna’s Got Raped for Glamour!
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14 Music Facts That Will Make Feel Old
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Her Name is Amanda Cerny and is Some Playboy Twat and She’s Promoting Bullshit in a Bikini….
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Guy on Excstasy at Willie Nelson Concert
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Huge Monday Titties…
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4 Die Hard Movies That Were Almost Other Movies…
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LeAnn Rimes Short Shorts Crotch Shot
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Meme Hunters…
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Some Emma Watson Action…
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Sex Offenders
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30 Scarlett Johansson GIFs
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SO MANY Girls Getting Naked For You…For Free..Naked..For Free…Best Date Ever…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My new play is the fake auto-correct..

My favorite is repeatedly writing “Let’s Bang, Let’s Bang, Let’s Hang, Sorry Autocorrect”…but that’s some vanilla shit…the ultimate, if you’re talking to the right girl, is “Hey, I want to bend you over like the hooker that you are and shove my fist in your ass so hard you shit yourself all over my face, all while squealing like a pig”….and following up with “OMG AUTOCORRECT”…what I meant to say was “Hey, I want to go out for Chinese food and a movie, are you down”….and then blaming the iPhone for being so crazy and having a mind of it’s own…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE

Kim Kardashian’s Post Pregnancy Body Thanks To Plastic Surgery
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Meryl Streep As Lady Gaga
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Ireland Baldwin Big Cleavage
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Scarlett Johansson Promo Pics for Don Jon are Fucking Solid…Even THough She Isn’t…
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Jewelry Store Owner Sends Robbers Packing
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Girls Posing in Front of Mirrors….
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This Week in WTF
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30 Scarlett Johansson GIFs
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Haley Joel Osment’s Big Tits…
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I would Love to Sniff Lohan’s Leather Pants
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Angelina Jolie Perky New Boobs…
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Maria Venus is a Babe with Big Tits…
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Best News Bloopers of September….
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Adele is Gonna Be Big on he Big Screen…
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Smart Dog Drinks From Bathroom Sink…
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7 Reasons Being a College Student is Just Like Being Old
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Would You Bang The Average Woman?
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Some Gilligan’s Island Throwback Erotica…
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Natalie Portman in ELLE
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Anna Safronick See Through
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Check This Cat
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Emamanuelle Chriqui Lookin’ Hot in Stinky Leather Pants…
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Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party at Marquee
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Best Fails of September 2013
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The Faces Behind 17 Iconic Voices
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Behind the Scenes of Dumb Dumber To….
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Lohan is So Old and Hot
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I’ve Been Standing Naked Next To This Guy For Years…
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini…
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Pattison’s New Piece…
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Jessica Alba – MILF
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The Howe Twins….Are Slutty
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Demi Moore’s Old Face
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Miley Cyrus Knows How to Cook Meth Cuz of TV
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Michael Lohan Hates His Love Child
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Xenia Deli is Hot as Fuck….
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Miley Loves Molly
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A WHole Lot of GIrls for Page 3
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Miley’s Jungle Fever in Picture
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These Ads Make Me Think About Sex
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Drunk Asshole Knocked Out
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101 Hottest Celebrity Instagram Pics
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Amanda Cerny Wet T-Shirt for Some Water Company
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Vanilla Ice Trolls Miley…
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Ultimate Cat Fails Compilation
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Rihanna Squatting
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Billions of Girls Getting Naked For You…For Free..Naked..For Free…Best Date Ever…
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Danielle Sharp Topless
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Arab Chick Shows Her Huge Natural Tits
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Girl Showing Off Her Holes
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Pulsating Pussy After Orgasms
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A Girl and her Dildo Table
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A Girl and her Dildo
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The Best Cam Girl EVEr – FIND HER FOR ME
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A Girl in a Weird Position
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Sep

stepGIRLS Playing in Beds of the Day

stepGIRLS are a lot of fun, especially when we get them together, stripped down into hot fucking clothes and taking pictures, while hugging and protecting each other while perverts like me watch and try to get them to be a little more than just friends with each other…and a lot more naked with each other…because no matter how platonic my life with stepGIRLS may be…I am still a man and I still have needs..and those needs are to see more of them in pictures…..but I am pretty happy with what they’ve done so far…

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2013

27

Sep

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely Nipples for Balmain of the Day

It’s Paris Fashion Week…and Rosie Huntington-Whitely, who you may know from Transformers, or more importantly, for being the one who showed Megan Fox she’s a talentless hack, and who I know as one of the hottest models who gets naked for fashion, and who bald guys know as the beacon of hope that they will one day find a Rosie of their own when they are rich, famous and jacked enough….

Well she’s showing off some new trend that showcases her nipples, something I can’t wait to see off the runway and in the local mall…because the internet has made us all whores…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION

2013

27

Sep

Topless Protestors of the Day

It’s Paris Fashion week, and with that comes protestors who jump on stage and get topless to endorse or draw attention to some idiotic cause that I have no choice but to laugh at because clearly they are misguided idiots, but love, because tits do get noticed, even on lesbian activists, and I figure if you’re gonna cause a scene do it without your clothes on…especially when sitting at a table next to me at restaurant while you complain about your steak….

Here’s the video…

Posted in:NSFW|stepFASHION

2013

27

Sep

Chelsea Handler in a Bikini of the Day

It is safe to say that the only reason anyone knows who this hack Chelsea Handler is, is because she was good at getting into this position…

There’s a sex tape somewhere out there, some casting couch blow job shit, she’s a bottom feeder who reminds us all that being a whore means you can make it…as long as you can live with your vapid opportunist self…which she can…but she should trying living with herself in a one-piece…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2013

27

Sep

Katherine Webb’s Carl’s Jr Commerical of the DAy

Katherine Webb is some random useless pageant star who got famous and on the single dumbest reality show of all time about divers…and now she’s doing the prestigious Carl’s Jr ad, like she was Emrata…or Sara Underwood…making moves eating fatty shit food, one burger at a time…and you’ll probably find this hot…

Posted in:Katherine Webb

2013

27

Sep

Claudia Romani Hates DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

In life, you can’t please everyone…

Here’s bikini model, paparazzi queen who seems to be shot by the paparazzi while in a bikini everyday…telling me how much she cares about me…

I feel the love in her voice, I think she’s just playing hard to get….

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Posted in:Claudia Romani|stepEXCLUSIVE|Videos

2013

27

Sep

Preview of Britney’s New Hot Video of the Day

As fun as it is to see a mom in her 30s play dress up like a half naked slut a month before Halloween because she’s a vapid puppet who no longer has a mind of her own thanks to all the medication and brainwashing…because it makes everyone millions…

I am more into this for the quality of the lyrics…you want a Lambo, a Mas, a Bugatti, you better work bitch…

Thanks for the tip Britney…or you could always just find a shell of a human to exploit like her handlers did…it worked for them yo’…

Posted in:Britney Spears