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2013

01

Oct

Alyssa Miller for Esquire of the Day

Alyssa Miller is alright when half naked for Esquire…except for the simple fact that Jake Gyllenhaal, my enemy who actually got me into the tabloids after he attacked the girl I was fucking after I said “aren’t you the dude who killed Heath Ledger”…which was a valid question and didn’t need dude to react like a spoiled brat that he is…

So when I see her amazingness, I smell the tainted Gyllenhaal vagina, but you never know, cuz he’s gay..

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2013

01

Oct

Alyssa Arce Titties for Terry Richardson of the Day

Alyssa Arce is some model who was shot by Terry Richardson for LUI Magazine…and he posted some of the outttakes…I have never heard of her, but I do know she’s got huge tits, and an inny vagina, which is pretty rare, and I guess now so do you, because you’re looking at the same fucking pics as I am, since I just posted them…and there’s no way you’re reading this…right….

I did some research, she’s a Playboy model, knows the importance of getting naked to get ahead, and now has been shot by the world’s top Fashion photographer, making her better than the other playboy models who just don’t matter…she’s’ figured out how to transition from soft core cheap nudity to more luxurious nudity…while other girls just end up in porn.

It’s all about @missalyssaarce …she’s going places…

Posted in:Alyssa Arce|NSFW

2013

01

Oct

Horrible Creeper Video of the Day

This is a video of some creeper who puts on a mask, a lot like I do, and films unsuspecting girls hiking, which I don’t think is all that bad, if anything it’s just funny and could have been done way better, I mean, maybe more camel toe, hard nipples, sweaty asses, kidnapping, offering them money for sex, even masturbating on them without them knowing, I mean if anything this guy has failed at being a creeper….this is the worst creeper video ever done…

Apparently, the authorities are looking into this shit, and beefing up security in their Montana park, because now you’re not allowed to take scenic pics of your surroundings, it sets off alarms…I mean what a waste of money and time, obviously this idiot is just an idiot and the video isn’t even that good….

Also, the internet is based on pics and videos of random people doing random things, don’t blame some pervert, blame technology…he is the victim here…

Here’s a funny news report on the video…

Posted in:Videos

2013

01

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

In the last couple of weeks, I have had two people come out of the woodwork from my past, you know people who I barely knew but had some funny exchanges with, and who I barely remembered having those exchanges with…I guess in some time to come clean and let go of the past forgiveness shit…

So it turns out, that I am a mean spirited asshole, and to make things worse I don’t remember being a mean spirited asshole, because when these people breakdown how much of an asshole I am with stories of me being an asshole, I laugh and say to myself “I am amazing”….

So yesterday I found out that in 2009, in front of a group of people, I made fun of a girl’s face and followed her to two bars, trying to take pics of her vagina, and that’s why she deleted me on Facebook…

I mean…as far as I’m concerned, that’s more of a reason to invite me to all their parties…

Circus clown up in this motherfucker.….

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Avril Lavigne Pregnant Performance
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Miley is Not Pregnant with Academy Award Winner and Twerk Leader Juicy J
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Songs to Make You Feel Bad Ass
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Blur Song With Dog Yawning…
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The Best Place to Find Naked Girls…Getting Naked….and I’m Talking Actual Babes….Naked
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Intense Roman Coppola Arcade Fire Music Video
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Kaley Cuoco’s Weird Proposal Story
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The Simpsons PLan on Killing off an Iconic Character this Season…
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Stupid Tramp Stamps
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2013

30

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Apparently girls don’t like the whole idea of being domesticated, even though they pretend they do, and you’d think the whole sex in the city movement would have passed and all these slutty career girls would be broken down and tired by now…so much dick that has left them disappointed but instead…when you ask them to move in with you to be your house keeper, and to do your laundry, even when you tell them you’ve got dishes in the sink and a pile already separated and ready to go in the washer, they tell you to fuck off.

No one appreciates anything anymore…

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Xenia Deli in Short Shorts
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New York Motorcycle Ride Ends in Range Rover Rampage
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Miranda Kerr’s Solid Dress
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Carey Muligan Creepy Dark Hair
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Marching Band Suffers Tuba Pile-Up
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Salma Hayek’s Old Mexican Tits in a WHite Shirt
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Scarjo in Don Juan Promo Pics
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Guy on Excstasy at Willie Nelson Concert
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Your Guide to Craft Beer at the Local Bar
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Girl Survives Leaping n Front of a Train…
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Some Fat Kate Upton
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Puppies VS Slides
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Drunk Mail Man Prank
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Depressing Facts About Hip Hop
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Stripping taking her work to the street to become a street stripper is amazing
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Jessica Alba’s Scared Face
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How to Destroy a Magnet…
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23 Animal Photos You Won’t Believe Exist
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Adele is Too Big for the Big Screen
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5 Reasons Why Masters of Sex is the Best Show
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Joanna Krupa – Bikini
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I’d Bury My Face In Miley’s Ass…Here’s Why…
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Angelina Has Nipples Still?!
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Yayaying Rhatha Phongam is Flashing Nipple in this Movie
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Courtney Stodden LOokin Old and Broken iN PVC
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Brazilian Family Lives with Tigers
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Girls in Lingerie
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Fireman Saves Kitten
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Sex Offenders
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Doutzen Kroes Lookin’ a Little Beat Up
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Melissa Joan Hart – Big in a a Black Dress
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Joanna Krupa Nipples And Wet Pooch
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This Woman Aims to Fuck 100,000 Men…
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Gangsters Rob a Businessman
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Miley and Britney’s Colab.
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Unexpected Turn Causes Mountain Pile-Up
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Biggest Girl Ever…
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Some UK Reality Show Star in Her Bathing Suit
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I Still Masturbate to Lohan’s Selfies….
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Girls in Sports Bras
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An AMazing Booty…
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I Want to Marry Francesca Eastwood
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Rosie Huntington Whitely See Through
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Holly is Some No Name Babe from the Internet
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Some Kendra Perez Chick in a Bikini Top
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2013

30

Sep

Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day

As Miley Cyrus’ biggest fan, my day is not complete without looking at at least one picture of her, because I understand that every move she makes is calculated, designed to get press, and to make her money, and I appreciate that her hustle works so fucking efficiently, and involves the perfect level of slutty, to get her point across and to influence young girls into understanding what’s important in life…and that is getting hits to make hits all thanks to the twerk…she’s so dreamy…love her or love her…those are your only options.

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2013

30

Sep

Rihanna Kills it on Instagram in her New Video Outfit of the Day

Rihanna always fucking wins. I mean this girl just puts herself out there when she really doesn’t have to and she looks good doing it…and that to me is the single most important thing a person could be doing with their celebrity. Fuck make a wish foundation or charity causes…

It’s like she didn’t get famous for being the half naked attention seeker who feels like it’s cool or artistic or high concept or even hot to get half naked…but she’s become that and it’s great for all the young girls watching to grow up thinking this is ok…because it is ok…in fact it is better than ok…it’s how you get fans, noticed, money and my approval…which we all know everyone seeks…

She may have been a hooker as a teen to get here, she may be an exhibitionist now, but she’s killing the instagram game, making it masturbation worthy, and for that we should celebrate her…

This is from her new video and this is the best thing that happened today so far…even though I’d prefer this without the black bars…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

30

Sep

More Sophie Simmons Thickness of the Day

THere are some things in life that can’t be explained and one of them is that I am oddly attracted to Sophie Simmons in her bikini…and my body is giving me awkward boners to these pics…boners that should never happen to a girl of her stature…especially since unlike every dude she’s ever had sex with, I am not a KISS fan, but I guess this is just a testament to hot good of a marketers Gene Simmons is, I mean I’ll buy into all he produces and puts out there…at least when it’s thick like this…

Trust me, this is against everything I stand for…which I guess is ok, since I am sitting…

But seriously, where’s her eating disorder, why are the high Fructose Corn Syrup manufacturers winning…why is it that at the club all the young girls are fat and I like them…is this the end of me? I guess only time will tell…

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2013

30

Sep

Hispanic Girls at the ALMA’s of the Day

If you like your Hispanic women being celebrated for their work in the latin community, given loyal latin fans something to look up to, and hope that they can one day be the token latin person in some shitty show or movie or even record label trying to speak to the Latin American market’s roster…than you’ll be glad to know that the ALMA awards happened and a whole lot of curvy bitches with shitty tits attended and we’ve got the PICS
pics…

If you’re like me, you prefer your Hispanic women cleaning the house, or hotel room for less than minimum wage, because they are more accessible and easier to have sex with, especially when you have a business card of a middle manager at immigration, you’ll still appreciate these pics of the top tier hispanics, who tell the lower tier how to dress and more importantly, that sucking dick to get ahead can pay off…I’m talking to you Eva Longria….

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Posted in:Alexa Vega|ALMA AWARDS

2013

30

Sep

Barbara Palvin’s Hot Selfie of the Day

Barbara Palvin is doing some good fucking work…taking selfies like an 18 year old who isn’t in war torn eastern Europe, but rather reaping the benefits of being a million dollar earner in modelling, who can afford a smart phone…

I like that she’s letting us all know that despite possibly having sex with Bieber like she was Miranda Kerr…even though she was just the exit strategy or the PR spin on that Miranda Kerr story to divert people from knowing that Miranda Kerr sleeps around…with adult 12 year old pop stars….because putting the new Hungarian 18 year old at the scene of the crime just makes more sense for the public to accept while keeping Victoria’s Secret clean image, as clean as it can be…so the Christians don’t start protesting these smut peddlers and just accept them as underwear producers, since we all need fucking underwear….she’s still kinda hot…

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