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2013

30

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Hot Body for Agua Bendita of the Day

Looks like Victoria’s Secret either has a majority stack in Agua Bendita, or Candice Swanepoel has been traded to the competition, something they’d never do, at least not now, after investing millions in making her a star and she’s still got so more use out of her hot little model body, that is probably very big and sturdy, and was handy on the South African farm she was raised on, but in pictures shit’s just taint and proportional and fucking lovely…they are going to wait until she’s old and retired, broken down with stretch marks so thick and deep they can’t be photoshopped out, and a vagina so broken from all the kids, that it looks like she’s got huge balls…I mean they are milking this pony until she’s barely able to walk from all the arthritis her bikini modelling has given her, since we all know it’s such hard work to sit around half naked for a few hours as photographers take pics and handlers serve you drinks and food and anything you fucking want…what a joke…

I’ve actually lost interest in Candice, I was all about her last year, but I guess like anything that involves not have sex with her, it gets old faster than she gets old…I am sure she’s sad that I’ve broken up with her in my crazy little mind…a pain all the girls who I break up with that I’ve met must feel..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

30

Sep

Jungle Music Scam and Other Videos of the Day

Some Australian sounding back-packers, because if you’ve ever traveled you’ll know they are all fucking Australians, were traveling deep in the jungles of Guadalcanal….wherever the fuck that is…and they came across a man with a UKULELE who wasn’t a hipster girl on her way to the park….which is so strange in and of itself…since that’s what I thought UKULELE’s were invented for…

These Australians asked him to play them a song, in a Dance Monkey Dance kinda way, and he did his on the shoulder stunt that all the tourists freak out for, thinking they just met a man untouched by society with natural talent, when really dude learned how to play this shit on Youtube…

They ended up throwing 50 dollars at him, reminding the jungle man why he and his UKULELE do this scam in the first place….and the whole story makes me laugh…that’s why I am posting it…

Stupid Australians…

If you don’t like that…here’s a kid fucking with a cat…until the cat attacks him and it is the best LOLCat video of ever

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Sep

Some Glamour Models and their 2014 Calendar Pics of the Day

I’ve never heard of Melissa Debling, Stacey Poole or Chanelle Hayes, at least not that I know of, but I have probably seen their tits, which would explain why they remain nameless, or why I don’t waste any space in my brain remember who the fuck these nobody whores are…

I hate Glamour models and the whole Glamour model movement. I think they are a waste of fucking space and just misguided strippers who are over exposed, over celebrated and who have egos and think they are important, when they aren’t….

No, I haven’t been broken hearted by a Galmour model, and a Glamour model hasn’t turned me down for sex…that’s not where this comes from…you see I just don’t beleve these average at best girls deserve the attention even if they have big titties and take a decent cheesy as fuck picture…I think that they should be giving lap dances instead…

But I guess on the flip side of strippers turned famous twats, there’s Walmart worker inspired for a better life, but not into stripping cuz that’s for whores, turned Glamour model, cuz it’s ok to be naked in a photo studio and it always leads to soccer playing rich Boyfriends…

But they are still nearly hot enough to call themselves a model…or get any of the perks of being a model…but instead they do…and here they are modelling for their 2014 Calendars because their white trash fans still buy Calendars for their blue collar jobs and trailer park homes, since smart phone and computers require knowing how to read to operate…

Enjoy.

Posted in:NSFW

2013

30

Sep

Ashley Smith is My Cheerleader in NYLON of the Day

Ashley Smith is an up and coming model who makes me interested in getting up in it and getting it cumming provided she answered me on instagram, where I’ve been sending her love letters and messages of how we are soul mates for at least a year…only to be ignored…because as you know sometimes words just get in the way of feelings…you know don’t speak, just keep doing photoshoots with your gap tooth and big titties to show me that you care…unless she’s more of a if I ignore the creep he doesn’t exist and will go away…but that can’t be the case..I mean how could anyone…not want to love me back….

Either way, she’s dressed like a Cheerleader in hipster turned pop magazine, and I like it even if it isn’t edgy enough, but in my defines, I like everything Ashley Smith does…especially when it involves showing her nips..

She’ll be famous soon, I am sure of it.

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2013

30

Sep

Porn Star Mom Kim Kardashian Brings Out Her Boobs of the Day

Unlike her sister KOURTNEY , Kim Kardashian, Porn Mom, decided to be a little be more shameless in her self promotion for this season of the Kardashains, and instead of covering up her Porn Mom tits, she decided to put them on blast, in a see through dress, so that everyone focuses on her tits, instead of the work she’s had done to her face….

Now everyone can question why her nipple is aiming so far to the left, is it trying to escape her body because it is so fucking horrible to be associated with Kim Kardashian, kinda her kid while it tried to hang itself with the umbilical cord in the womb, or is it just trying to escape her body because it has seen so many horrible things done to it on this quest to make 100,000,000 dollars a year with no real marketable skill, and it is ready to turn in the towel… or maybe is it just trying to starve out the kid, assuming Kim breast feeds it, because that would end the next generation of this shit…but we all know she doesn’t breast feed anything, she’s probably only seen the kid once, it gets in the way of her porn mom-ing, self promotion…

Either way, she’s horrible, this is expected, she is the one who gave her vagina to the world to get a reality show…I mean titties in a dress with a window ain’t much a thing…

Here’s what Kanye has to say about it…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

30

Sep

KOurtney Kardashian is a Whale on the Beach of the Day

I will say this once and one time only…the Kardashians, or at least one of them has some level of decency and respect for the public, and unlike the rest of the self involved, attention seeking assholes, showed a little shame, by slipping her thick, mom of two body in a one-piece rather than a bikini, and I know any bitch on the beach in a bikini or bathing suit for the paparazzi is fame-whoring, and that celebrating the fact that her mangled mid-section that no one wants to see, and that she wants no one else to see, because it goes against the sex appeal lie she tries to project, is like celebrating a girl who only sucks dick for money, but doesn’t actually fuck for money while climbing the ladder of opportunity, you know she’s still a whore, but a more respectable whore because she keeps some of her sacred…or a gold digger who only fucks dudes with 10 million in the bank, because at least that way we can pretend to have some dignity…

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Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian

2013

30

Sep

Willie Nelson Concert Dancer of the Day

This guy may not give a fuck, if he posted this to his social media he’d write something clever like #zerofucksgiven or whatever it is every girl on my instagram is posting with pictures of themselves that make me think they actually give a fuck and telling me they don’t is just their way of trying to trick me….

But I am sure his kids give a fuck now that this has gone viral…because he’s old, and has clearly lost his fucking mind, or maybe, this is just what people need to do, feel the Willie Nelson music like it was EDM…

Either way, this guy won at the internet today…

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fell in love with a fat girl in training, who wasn’t quite a fat girl yet, but who I could tell was retaining water from too much salt in her diet, and beer drinking…she carried it in her face…but the rest of her was semi tight enough to rock the crop top her big titties were spilling out of and the booty shorts her ass was spilling out of as she twerked her drunken ass on every random guy…

She was the kind of girl I would write love songs for, but instead, I came home alone to listen to love songs instead…cuz I never got her name…I just told her I was a professional Instagram Photographer and invited her to my basement studio….after her and her friend asked me to take pics…for some reason that doesn’t get girls excited…

As of now, she’s the one who got away…but here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE

Rihanna’s Got Raped for Glamour!
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14 Music Facts That Will Make Feel Old
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Her Name is Amanda Cerny and is Some Playboy Twat and She’s Promoting Bullshit in a Bikini….
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Guy on Excstasy at Willie Nelson Concert
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Huge Monday Titties…
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4 Die Hard Movies That Were Almost Other Movies…
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LeAnn Rimes Short Shorts Crotch Shot
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Meme Hunters…
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Some Emma Watson Action…
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Sex Offenders
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30 Scarlett Johansson GIFs
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SO MANY Girls Getting Naked For You…For Free..Naked..For Free…Best Date Ever…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My new play is the fake auto-correct..

My favorite is repeatedly writing “Let’s Bang, Let’s Bang, Let’s Hang, Sorry Autocorrect”…but that’s some vanilla shit…the ultimate, if you’re talking to the right girl, is “Hey, I want to bend you over like the hooker that you are and shove my fist in your ass so hard you shit yourself all over my face, all while squealing like a pig”….and following up with “OMG AUTOCORRECT”…what I meant to say was “Hey, I want to go out for Chinese food and a movie, are you down”….and then blaming the iPhone for being so crazy and having a mind of it’s own…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on HERE

Kim Kardashian’s Post Pregnancy Body Thanks To Plastic Surgery
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Meryl Streep As Lady Gaga
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Ireland Baldwin Big Cleavage
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Scarlett Johansson Promo Pics for Don Jon are Fucking Solid…Even THough She Isn’t…
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Jewelry Store Owner Sends Robbers Packing
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Girls Posing in Front of Mirrors….
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This Week in WTF
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30 Scarlett Johansson GIFs
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Haley Joel Osment’s Big Tits…
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I would Love to Sniff Lohan’s Leather Pants
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Angelina Jolie Perky New Boobs…
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Maria Venus is a Babe with Big Tits…
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Best News Bloopers of September….
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Adele is Gonna Be Big on he Big Screen…
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Smart Dog Drinks From Bathroom Sink…
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7 Reasons Being a College Student is Just Like Being Old
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Would You Bang The Average Woman?
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Some Gilligan’s Island Throwback Erotica…
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Natalie Portman in ELLE
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Anna Safronick See Through
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Check This Cat
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Emamanuelle Chriqui Lookin’ Hot in Stinky Leather Pants…
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Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party at Marquee
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Best Fails of September 2013
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The Faces Behind 17 Iconic Voices
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Behind the Scenes of Dumb Dumber To….
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Lohan is So Old and Hot
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I’ve Been Standing Naked Next To This Guy For Years…
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini…
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Pattison’s New Piece…
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Jessica Alba – MILF
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The Howe Twins….Are Slutty
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Demi Moore’s Old Face
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Miley Cyrus Knows How to Cook Meth Cuz of TV
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Michael Lohan Hates His Love Child
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Xenia Deli is Hot as Fuck….
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Miley Loves Molly
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A WHole Lot of GIrls for Page 3
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Miley’s Jungle Fever in Picture
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These Ads Make Me Think About Sex
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Drunk Asshole Knocked Out
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101 Hottest Celebrity Instagram Pics
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Amanda Cerny Wet T-Shirt for Some Water Company
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Vanilla Ice Trolls Miley…
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Ultimate Cat Fails Compilation
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Rihanna Squatting
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Billions of Girls Getting Naked For You…For Free..Naked..For Free…Best Date Ever…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Danielle Sharp Topless
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Arab Chick Shows Her Huge Natural Tits
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Girl Showing Off Her Holes
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Pulsating Pussy After Orgasms
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A Girl and her Dildo Table
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A Girl and her Dildo
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The Best Cam Girl EVEr – FIND HER FOR ME
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A Girl in a Weird Position
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

Sep

stepGIRLS Playing in Beds of the Day

stepGIRLS are a lot of fun, especially when we get them together, stripped down into hot fucking clothes and taking pictures, while hugging and protecting each other while perverts like me watch and try to get them to be a little more than just friends with each other…and a lot more naked with each other…because no matter how platonic my life with stepGIRLS may be…I am still a man and I still have needs..and those needs are to see more of them in pictures…..but I am pretty happy with what they’ve done so far…

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