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2023

12

Jan

Jodie Marsh Still Has Big Tits of the Day

Jodie Marsh is a 45 year old UK Glamour model who used to pull her titties out in Page 3, the way Newspapers were meant to be, featuring a daily dose of tit.

She was probably one of the more famous Glamour models of the Glamour model heyday and she went onto do Big Brother, natural body building, writing books, who the fuck cares….

According to this picture, she’s still got her tits out, and that’s gotta count for something….I am just not sure why….I guess another old timer still monetizing the tits since the tits have been so good to them, arguably the tits are the only reason they exist…so keep on getting paid from her tits…but the good news is that she also owns some sort of animal sanctuary….so you know her tit money from exclusive content to the perverts who aren’t satisfied with her old titty content cuz they’ve burned through it…is going to support animals in need…which is pretty amazing and something I am all about supporting.

Good job Jodie Marsh and here’s a link to her ANIMAL SANCTUARY AND FARM where she’s doing good things with that TITTY Money.

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2023

12

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are a little different that titty droops, which I guess happens after pregnancy, obesity, aging, loss of elasticity in the skin, you know that miserable shit that helps a woman rot, HOWEVER titty droops could probably help in titty drops, since a perky tit has a lot less give than one that looks like it is bungee jumping.

The point is, dropping the tits from out of the shirt is a movement, a culture, a sport, an activity, a game, something people apparently do, whether it’s a form of sexting or just some showing off, who fucking cares, it’s tits, being RELEASED from the shackles of shirts….for all of us to watch, usually in slow motion….ARTSY.

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2023

12

Jan

Rihanna Promotes her Lingerie of the Day

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Big girl Rihanna, the girl with the weirdest origin story that I just can’t really wrap my head around, since every version of it, is a version of human trafficking, maybe it’s legal, maybe it’s by rich people, but the starlet was apparently brought from Barbados to America and created into a star, when really not having the look, the talent or the following to justify that.

There are probably girls in the islands with 1000s of followers, who can sing, better and look hotter than Rihanna today, in this internet era, unable to make magic happen, but in a pre-social media time, some dude just scooped her up and said “let’s bring you to NYC and sign you to Jay Z’s label”….we deserve answers….

Anyway, in her being famous, she’s launched a billion dollar direct to consumer brand, as these people do, it’s a way to game the internet, sell them celebrity endorsed crap like it’s a late night infomercial, only pretend it’s all high end quality and not trash….people of the internet have credit cards, they will buy anything they are told, they are hive minds….

She did get back into music this year, I heard her song on the radio in a store and could tell it was her, but obviously wasn’t impressed knowing it’s just more programming, robotic, formulaic bullshit that resonates with the retard brain and goes viral and gets popular due to resonating with the retard brain. The music industry is a big industry, obviously they can control minds using sonic warfare.

Part of her selling her billion dollar brand, since she’s more than just bad played out over hyped music people love, is that she gets into some of her gear, big girl tits out, and I figure it’s worth looking at, sine it’s a famous chick with a questionable origin story worth billions being whorish….FUN.

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2023

12

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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When you’re buried in a foot or two of snow, freezing your balls, assuming you have balls, which I don’t, but freezing your balls off, it’s a figure of speech, Tanlines are as much a spit in the face and not the romantic kind you get the hookers to do to you because you’re a pervert, but a mean kind that makes you mad…..but yeah they are as much a spit in the face, or kick in the frozen balls, assuming you have balls, which I don’t….as they are some aspirational thing….

Until you remember you don’t need the sun for tanlines, which is great news since you know they are blocking out the sun to cool down the planate and geoform it for the reptilians….couples with people being made to fear the fun, fear the benefits of the sun and assume that the sun causes the cancers and not the chemicals they ingest or topically apply to them…

But yeah, tanlines come in a jar bro, a spray can, like the airbrushed T-Shirts at the flea market, so strippers in your area are tan-lined up, even in sub arctic weathers, so you can get your fucking ALOHA on regardless of the whole freezing your balls off…

Sluts, they think of everything when it comes to HIGHLIGHTING THE GOOD PARTS!

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2023

12

Jan

Twerking as a Spiritual Practice of the Day

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These whores will try to intellectualize anything by using big words, linking it back to generational trauma, and other ridiculousness, when it really just comes down to ‘You Like Shaking Your Ass” because we live in a society where whores are celebrated, whores are rewarded and whores recruit other girls into being whores in efforts to live their best life, to get that bag, to get their dreams…..

Why can’t twerking just be about shaking your damn ass for dudes to jerk off to….instead it’s some “too many word” bullshits…

Boring ass bitches with their words, less talk, more twerk.

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2023

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know if it is a Canada thing, since the dead Queen is on the money here, but everyone is talking about Prince Harry like he’s even Prince Charles son and it’s all so boring….a ginger cuck killer who whines a lot…..it’s just fucking weird….yet everywhere I go, people are talking about it….who cares….can’t they go back to hating unvaccinated people, I mean they are still wearing masks, or crying racist…or changing kid’s genders cuz they like pink…you know the better and weirder shit to get the hive mind excited about…

If I was a conspiracy theorist, and I am, you’d have to wonder why they are trying to push this on all of us, to get the hive mind dialled in, not realizing it’s far more fun when the hive mind are just producing and jerking off to porn all day….living that empty dream on their anti-depressants…

I am not even going to go into the whole Sean Penn Golden Globes performance, or that SPORTS are fake…..so long as it entertains us before dying suddenly of climate change as they spray you like bugs and take away your gas stoves….you demented fucks…

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2023

11

Jan

Tatjana Patitz is Dead of the Day

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Tatjana Patitz is a German model from the 80s or 90s who just died of Breast Cancer at the age of 56….she was apparently a super model, I don’t remember her, but I don’t remember anything pop culture because that shit pollutes your mind, but I also don’t remember girls I was actually having sex with in the 80s or 90s, so it’s nothing personal Tatjana Patitz, not that she cares, she’s dead.

Since we like tits and thus hate breast cancer for targeting the things we like to murder the host body of tits, I figured we’g give her an RIP motherfucker the only way I know how, but encouraging you perverts to jerk off to her model tits from their prime, like it was still the 80s or 90s and like her tits didn’t kill her, unless you find jerking off to the tits that killed her titillating….you sick titty fuck…

Point of the story, this is her when she wasn’t 56 and dead…with tits…

She was also in the George Michael Freedom video…

RIP MOTHERFUCKER.

Some movie scenes:

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2023

11

Jan

Sabrina Carpenter for V Mag Looking Racy of the Day

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There was once a time that I would troll the internet and one of those trolls was entering a male model competition that some of the people around these parts who may still be out there, but who could be dead, decided to do some nerd shit on and make me win by setting up some auto-refresing voting script, where are those pals now, we could make a billion dollar software, I need it.

Anyway, the contest was for V-Man, which I assume was a male version of V-Mag, but I guess I could be wrong….they didn’t honor the win, give me the contract, or any of that which was pretty rude of them, considering I fucking won.

Well, apparently they are still around and they’ve done a shoot with some child star, pop star named Sabrina Carpenter who some of you may have jerked off to since she’s hot.

In the shoot, they have her in some slutty outfit in knee highs and these are the outtakes and really that’s all I got to say about that….fuck V-Mag while you want to fuck yourself using random household objects looking at pics of Sabrina Carpenter like the creep you are.

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2023

11

Jan

Jojo Pulls the Titty Out of the Day

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Jojo is some chid star who fell off the map when she was no longer a child, I figure she had a ton of money and hated the industry for molesting her, but maybe it was more to do with the industry not wanting anything to do with her as it is flimsy and goes after whatever the next big hit once the current hit has dried up by 20 years old…

Anyway, she made a come back by pulling her tit out on instagram, her full tit in an instagram live and it was a HOLY SHIT JOJO HAS BIG TITS….which turned into a collab with Rihanna’s billion dollar underwear brand that has replaced Victoria’s Secret, bringing us a lot of half naked Jojo where we all got to see she has big tits on a more regular basis….I don’t know where that collab is now since I don’t use social media or care, but I saw this GIF of her pulling out her tit, or flashing her bra, like a common prostitute or stripper trying to make her 5 dollar tip at the table, and it was enough for me to look to see if she had a longer version….

Along with seeing she’s reading Napolean Hill’s Think Rich, Grow Rich, or her reminders to do 2 workouts, drink a gallon of water for her squirt show before taking progress pics….she also posted a making the bed fetish video….for those into having their bed made by a woman….or their mom….

AND more cleavage…since the titties are always the money maker when used right…

She’s also in a slutty dress…..

Some cleavage….

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2023

11

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a society where 50 percent of people are obese, 20 percent of people are overweight, 10 percent of people are lazy, sloppy and soft….the 10 percent of people are underweight due to AIDS, CANCER, STARVATION….

So the final 10 percent of people who do fitness, who get that toned and defined body, who have that athleticism and ability to bounce on dicks for a longer and more inspired amount of time, since they practice at the gym doing squats daily are important to encourage or fetishize.

I get it, some girls with their big strong muscles are scary, even masculine, their pec titties not a titty you’d want if you were sculpting a tit out of your mashed potatoes to jerk off to….

But I think encourage the strength training, the fitness, the musculature and trying to normalizing a little fitness since it makes for a better fuck, even the higher testosterone, albeit gay sounding, makes bitches horny….and bearded…but HORNY…and domineering, maybe scary and into fucking you with a strap on, but it’s a small price to pay to encourage healthy living….

So get to your local gym, identify as a woman, get in the woman’s locker room, or join the local spin class, or HOT YOGA class, just to stare at the fit asses and smell the gym farts, it’s worth it…and soon it won’t exist anymore…since fat is far fucking easier….unless we get more FIT FETISHES going, where girls ASPIRE TO BE FIT, cuz being fat is SHUNNED….

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