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2023

11

Jan

Rita Ora’s See Through Dress of the Day

I am a few days late on Rita Ora’s see through dress at some pre-Golden Globes event because you can’t actually see her nipples, so who the fuck cares about her attention seeking…..

I mean sure, she’s got great tits that she’s used to get to wherever the fuck she’s at, which I hear is a pretty good place because she made 15 million dollars last year, despite not having an album or hit song despite claiming to be a popstar, she gets paid in other ways, I guess.

I figure if she was to launch an OnlyFans, she’d probably make as much if not more with less effort, but being at all the events she can is sort of what she does.

Anyway, the recently married to some Hollywood star writer/director….has been in the gym, because she’s giving the signing thing a go again….

A few hours ago she posted the preview to her new single, which I don’t think will be a hit based on how shit it is, but don’t take my word for it, so many shit songs become hit songs when the person involved has proven themselves to the demons that run the music industry….and Ora has put in the work…

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I’m more into her smaller, saggier, older, tits on her fit body being used for marketing purposes, as they always have….

I figure she’s got a few good years left in her and she probably feels the same, which is probably why she’s putting out the music she was supposed to put out back when she Fucked Rob Kardashian into America after singing to Jay Z’s label that dropped her after Rihanna got jealous…..you know, you can only have a limited amount of beta kittens in your satanic den.

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2023

11

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pants on ladies only make sense to me when I can see their full vagina through said pants and luckily, a lot of ladies agree with me….they use pants as a way to show off their vagina lip fatness and it’s amazing.

I know it was a big deal for lesbians and feminists of the 1900s to make the move from dresses to pants but thak god they did…

They were ostracized, alienated, treated like freaks, like lesbians, kicked out of families, dumped by potential suitors…the people would say “who’s that weird bitch in pants…does she think she’s a man”….laughs ensued….BUT who’s got the last laugh now….LADIES IN PANTS DO, that’s who…

You see, none of those motherfuckers realized the potential of pants, they didn’t know there would be improvement in pant technology as more and more women incorporated pants into their feminist lives….they didn’t know the pant would allow a lady to leave the house with her pussy lips forward, taking that big step into letting randoms look at their pussy, cuz they’re pussy’s all fat and eating said pants….the way NATURE intended.

Without the pant, we’d have to be looking up a skirt and coming across as a predator, so that panth has gifted to us EVERY DAY thanks to the pussy wedgie….and slutty women into rocking a pussy wedgie….to help market the importance of pussy wedgies that don’t always come to us via pants….but also from panty, bikini bottom, shorts, but it all started with pants so let’s celebrate that…

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2023

11

Jan

Boot Adjustment and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Ass at the Gym

Exericse Bike Ass

Gettin Dressed

Shoe and Sock Removal

Weird Hair Dancer – Still Dancing

Gym Shorts

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2023

11

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I am always pretty suspicious when things that were illegal for such a long time are suddenly made legal, after knowing people who have been arrested or at least shaken down by bad dudes for being involved in the trade prior to it being legalized…

It’s like people died over weed, did time over weed, it was always pretty stupid, but then one day, cops were opening smoking weed, the same people who shook people down months earlier..it just never sad right with me….

But I guess it’s more evidence of how retarded we are as a species, the excitement of “daddy” changing the rules is enough to forget how stupid the rule was, or all the punishments “daddy” made against people who broke the rule, before daddy realized he could make money off the very thing he was mad people made money off….

It’s all so fucking weird….WHY do they want us HIGH or at least to have access to getting high on basically every street corner….not that weed is bad, I think it’s probably a gift from nature that helps in a lot of ways for a lot of things, it’s just a fucking plant….it’s just all pretty suspicious…but maybe I’m just paranoid on this legal weed high….

The hope is that the smoking of weed opens people’s eyes, but people are dumb, so they’ll just be full retards, sedated….but at least they get naked with weed as a prop to give you some weed content from ALT girls into weed smoking, making moves in the WEED culture, because people are as lame about weed as they are about craft beer, or wine, or whiskey…you know the type and hustling money out of a half retarded stoner by doing the very thing they love is a hustle that probably works…

SO here are some weed girls supporting the weed movement….by using weed as a prop in their SMUT….Heathens…

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2023

11

Jan

Pixie Lott’s in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t really know anything about Pixie Lott, besides that she’s a UK popstar from a decade ago.

She’s obviously not all that famous because her link in her instagram bio is to her rendition of Landslide, the Stevie Nicks song…which is a pretty popular song amongst sad white girls, so you know it’s being googled.

She posted it 2 years ago, it only has 171,00 views….she has something like 400k followers, went to the trouble of hiring a film crew to get the angles, she went to the trouble of hiring a classical orchestra to back her, they rended some location, she had hair and make-up done, it was lit by pros…this video cost money….

VERY UNIMPRESSIVE….what a waste of money…..I mean kids who do cover songs of pop songs end up being Madison Beer thanks to the perverts, and that’s with no support from labels and management, just keen stage parents with a dream.

Anyway, what IS impressive is that the singer is in Maldives being rich and famous in the islands and she posted a series of bikini pics of her SITTING down in the bikini. BOLD.

Even the most fit girls don’t do sitting bikini pics, especially in their 30s, legendary.

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2023

11

Jan

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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SO apparently there’s an article circulating about getting your fat kids fat person surgery, I assume stomach stapling, provided the diabetes medication the Kardashians take to stay fit don’t work….this is in recent medical guidelines…for fat kids as young as 12….

Since 20 percent of kids are morbidly obese, a number I think is totally fucking downplayed since every kid I see is pretty fucking fat and I don’t live in the depths of poor America where people are on the Walmart Mountain Dew diet….all malnourished and starving but not emaciated…how does that work.

So instead of good diet or exercise, they say BIG PHARMA, pay the medical industry to keep them alive until they die prematurely, it’s good business…..

Why feed them real food, or have them outside working out, that’s RACIST, or that’s bigoted and if you look at all the fat chicks in the media, being used by brands, even celebrated and not fetishized in the right way, like for weird perverts into weird fat chicks, but rather for marketing hustle…to sell more product people don’t need to miserable, lazy, tired, exhausted, sick people who may or may not still have all their toes.

I think it’s fucking criminal, propaganda really to normalize obesity just because 50 percent of shoppers are obese and need to be told they’re fine, they’re happy, they’re good, all 600 pounds of them…

Which is why I have a NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED policy, unless it’s to outline the obesity crisis, but then there’s the whole INCLUSIVITY and HATE CRIME aspect of diversity posts, so I don’t seem like a BIGOT against FAT FUCKS, as they are a species or race of their own…..

So it’s a two birds one stone, fat ladies are a fetish for the chubby chasers….so here’s that….but normalizing obesity kills….so we should go back to pushing unrealistic body expectations as anorexia kills less people than fat.

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2023

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the Golden Globes tonight, I don’t mess around with any of that boring masturbatory, manipulative, psy-op, mind control, propaganda bullshit…

BUT there was a time I was a judge at the AVN awards….the glory days where you don’t get paid, but you got the glory man…

Basically, you got sent 1000 porn DVDs or more of basically every movie that was nominated and they expected you to watch that shit. I didn’t have a TV so I just tried trading them with people for drinks…which worked….

I then randomly selected my winners based on the title of the movie….it was the closest thing I got to being in any sort of Academy….doing my part to change the life of whores…

I even managed to get asked back, until one of the sponsors found out and blacklisted me because I did a post on one of his porn girls in a dirty white bikini saying that her ass had been blown out and she no longer had control of her bowels….an OBVIOUS…even weak joke…but one that forever changed my course of relevance….because I was never asked back…

I saw the AVNs happened last week and not once did I think, I could have been there…but if the universe wrote my sad story differently and if I didn’t make one asshole blown out joke….I coulda been there baby….

I guess the moral of the story is be cautious about who you make blown out asshole jokes about….

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Barbara Palvin’s in Lingerie
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Hailey Bieber’s Cleavage
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Charlotte McKinney Bikini By the Pool Looking Good
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Karrueche Tran’s Bikini Ass
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Reporter Strokes Out
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Olivia Dunne’s Hotness Causes Riots
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Olivia Ponton By the Pool
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Gwen Stefani is Not a Cultural Appropriator – She is Part Japanese
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Hidden Doors and Secret Passageways
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Princa G in Sheer Lingerie
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Topless Model at the Fashion Show
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Hot Model Debbie St Pierre is a Steelers Fan
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Ellen VS the Water
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First Look at Pam Anderson’s Documentary
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Nicky Wright is the Viral TCU Cheerleader
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What’s Up with iPhone Cameras
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Luxury Watches Under the Microscope
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Redbull Athlete Jumps from Space
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Jennifer Lawrence is a Witch in January….Weird.
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5 Biggest Fireworks Shells Ever
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Playing GTA San Andreas Theme While Riding Bike
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Moose Sheds Antlers in One Shake
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Bad Crash at the Race with a Nissan GTR
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The Number of Youtube Users from Countries Around the World
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Ukrainian Model has her Boobs Out
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Ashley Benson Leg
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Malin Akerman at an Event
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Nico Parker in a Dress
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Nicole Richie in the Drunk
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Lauren Ambrose in a Dress
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Mathilde in Mesh…
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Fatal Attraction Panel Featuring Lizzy Caplan
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Kim Kardashian is Trash
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Kathryn Newton on Set
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Jordana Brewster in Jeans
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Amelia Hamlin in a Skirt
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Big Tits in the Park
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An Apple a Day
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Public Fingers
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Corn Hole
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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2023

10

Jan

Stella Hudgens has her Titties Out of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, Stella Hudgens is the sister of Vanessa Hudgens, who we’ll assume has seen some shit from a vile industry which is why she’s made the move to selling titty content…

But the reality is that you don’t have to be a victim of rape or molestation like pornographers of the past, it’s all part of the right of passage girls go through now, deciding whether they go full porn, or just showing their tits, to exploit money out of dudes like they were bred to do….

It’s all pretty soulless, but they offer a service, I mean there was a time when Stella Hudgens was tits in a T-Shirt or bikini we wanted to see, and now, thanks to wanting easy money, rebelling, the dopamine hit, seeing how much she can get out of lonely sad dudes with a financial domination fetish….TELL ME HOW POOR AND LAME I AM HUDGENS SISTER….so I send all my available credit card balance her way…to have that BRUSH with Hollywood….WE GET TO SEE THE GOODS….

They were more exciting in the bikini but isn’t that always the case….once you get the anything you want, you need to step things up….or move on….it’s like you get the titty pics, but now you need the more aggressive nudes, until she’s having train run on her…when not having any nudes kept everyone wanting something…anything….
SLIPPERY SLOPE…but for now…it’s the tits…CHECK EM OUT.

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2023

10

Jan

Jameson Baldwin is a Hot Celebrity Daughter of the Day

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When it comes to the Baldwins or at least the products of nepotism that the Baldwin sperm has made in the pussies of seemingly hotter pussy….we know the two main players…

We’ve got the Ireland Baldwin, daughter of Alec who is most known for being called a pig by Alec, back when he used his anger to abuse little kids and not to shoot people on set accidentally / allegedly…

She is not a pile of slop just because she looks like she is, in fact she’s now pregnant, which can justify her outrageous size…a size that came stock with massive tits but do you really care when the rest of her is a fucking mental case disaster…YES WE FUCKING DO….Bring them titties MOMMA….is she lactating yet?

We’ve got Hailey Baldwin, who in a way stole the spotlight from Ireland, because Ireland came to the scene first and was playing a beachy babe who was dating some surfer bro, when she was younger, fresher, and less of a dumpy pile of now pregnant, prison tattooed giant tits….

Hailey followed the Jenners around like a lost puppy, hoping someone would notice, luckily for her Bieber noticed and despite failing as an instagram model, she could fulfill her fantasies of mattering and just the other day was playing into the NEPO BABY trend, pretending that people give a fuck about her due to STEPHEN BALDWIN….who?….EXACTL…trying to play it up anything to attribute her new found success to being married to the number one pop star of a generation….GROUPIES GONNA GROUPIE TO THE TOP…..

Well, there’s another Baldwin, this time a skinny one with tits, she’s from the lesser known, or lesser successful Baldwin, who is actually pretty embarrassing on Twitter last I saw….BILLY BALDWIN….the star of what would be straight to DVD if DVDs were a thing, or straight to STREAMING before STREAMING featured legit talent….he’s a real fucking loser of a Baldwin which is why I like him the best….

Anyway, he knocked up Chynna Phillips, of Wilson Phillips fame…HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY…..

INSERT HOLD ON HERE…..

Done…

So yeah, Chynna Phillips, daughter of the Mamas and the Papas main players….is still MARRIED to William Baldwin, who knew since no one cares, which is probably better than her half sister Bijou married to Danny Masterson, or her other sister Mackenzie who is of the fucking wall and claimed to fuck their dad….

Anyway, they have 22 year old daughter and she’s hot…THE ONLY BALDWIN COUSIN to matter…..

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2023

10

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I didn’t see any fucking tight pants on any fucking chicks today and it made me wonder about those motherfuckers who decided to run fur trading up in Canada back when the a trading corporation basically armed themselves as a police force and did what they had to do to set up shop in North America..or at least Canada after experiencing one winter…fucking psychopaths….

I get there was money, there were resources and the King send over a bunch of French Hookers to keep the dicks wet when travelling along the fur trapper trails….

They didn’t think that the future generation, who have locked themselves away indoors because they can be weird internet weirdos for work, instead of actually leaving the house, would have to suffer through harsh winters with heating, take-out and 100s of thousands of hours of streaming entertainment to distract them….because if they did…they’d realize winter would affect my ability to see half naked chicks out in public…or at least chicks in the skin tight, uninsulated, hot tight pants a pervert like me needs….YOU CAN USUALLY DECIPHER the FATNESS OF THE PUSSY…on a stranger…PERFECT….

There were no tight pants on the streets, in the parks, none picking up dog shit…no tight pants anywhere to be seen….not even at a coffee shop being trendy…none at the library, not that I went to library…do libraries still exist or are they just called homeless shelters because even they have to avoid the cold…

I saw one bitch in snow pants…another in ill fitting jeans she probably had tight pants under…and other obese woman who may have been in tight pants because it’s the only pants she knows…she’s fat…but she doesn’t count…

So I turn to the internet, like the oracle, the magic 8-ball, the AI that controls our life….it KNOWS tight pants since the girls who want to be seen in tight pants are uploading their tight pants to be seen…so we don’t have to face the horrible winter weather like a bunch of crazed with syphilis for trappers to find their beaver….they bring it to us for marketing purposes…

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