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2023

10

Jan

Noah Cyrus Titty Flash of the Day

Noah Cyrus is the ugly sister of Miley Cyrus, which would likely make living in her shadow more painful…

You know, other sisters of celebrities have been forced into the shadows of their mnore famous siblings, but at least when people would tell them they were cute, or that they had talent or something to offer, it was a little more believable…even though you know these people likely hate themselves no matter how hard they pretend they don’t….

I mean people hate themselves after watching too many influencer instagram models on instagram on a luxury vacation they likely sucked dick to be on….so imagine being in that world, face to face, everyday…..sibling rivarly you can and will never win….no matter how much the parents try to build you up, or how hard you leverage the name, you know…you’re trash…not in the grand scheme of the world, they are elites, but in the home, where you’re supposed to feel safe and warm..

It’s the kind of thing that would make you feel the need to pull out your awkward titties on a mountaintop, all GOTH and DOUGHY….filled up muppet face…just trying to find the place in the world….not nearly as hot as when Miley first started pulling her tits out when trying to find her place outside Hannah Montana, but we didn’t expect that…she’s the half assed sister.

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2023

10

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits in my head….may not be the Don Ho song, but MAYBE it is….

Who is to say the Tiny Bubbles are about champagne…or actual bubbles because to me it is tits….but then again everything to me is tits…

I am but a simple minded pervert who thinks all tits are great tits and tiny tits are tits and offer all the same thing as big heavy tits, less sweat, back ache and easier to handle….often on a tighter frame.

I encourage the tiny tits of the world to stand up and rejoice…so we can stare at them!

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2023

10

Jan

Bella Hadid Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid’s face has always thrown me off, but she’s looking pretty rough in the top pic, maybe old as fuck, the fillers are failing her, like her hair is thinning, male pattern baldness, too many energy drinks, anorexia….a dick….I don’t know….

Keep in mind that Bella Hadid posted this content of herself…so she thinks she looks good, or she is trolling, since her being a top model is a pretty funny troll….

She’s got a body though…clearly that’s the hook…works for me…who needs a face or hair when you have a hot body…NO ONE…the answer is no one a face or hair when they have a body…

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2023

10

Jan

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Surf’s up motherfucker….

Bikini culture is the only culture society needs to be united….in this heavily divided world.

I get it all you people love all your variety of cultures because diversity, you love calling people out for cultural appropriation because of inclusivity…you probably don’t actually like diversity…you just say you do to not get cancelled….you racist…

Real inclusivity is bikini culture….nothing more democratic than stripping bitches down,, oiling them up and building a sex doll instead of a sand castle to fuck while you stare at them…..

Bikinis are life.

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Posted in:swimsuit

2023

10

Jan

Important Fitness Tips and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Legs

Embarrassing Dance on a Boat

Just a couple retards

Polish Girl in Heels

Flexible

Ballerina

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2023

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The end of the world is really taking a long time happen, so I guess I have to go back to the drawing board and take a different approach to this fall of society wait…

From figuring out how to go off grid, in a bunker, with escape routes mapped out, I realize I just have to sit around being poisoned like the rest of us, and the actual fall may be decades away….

So I guess, instead of going off grid on the HAM RADIO broadcasts…..

It’s time to pull off the ultimate troll…becoming a dot com billionaire.

Money is just random numbers on a screen, easy to get, I think it could easily be pulled off…

But even easy things are exhausting, so I’ll just go back to posting some stepLINKS….

What do I need a billion dollars or legacy for…to prove I can do it…why bother…it’s better to have the attainable but seemingly unattainable dream….because once it happens…then all that’s left to do is spending that money on hotter whores, luxury parties amongst the worst people in the fucking world….

I’ll stick to stepLINKS….on this not for profit disasters….so here are some stepLINKS….

Kristin Cavallari’s Backside in a Bikini
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Bella Hadid Bikinis
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EmRata Bikinis in the Jungle
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Naomi Watts in a Wet Bikini with Pokies
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Megan Fox Big Bikini Cleavage
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NFL Coach with Hot Girlfriend Gets Fired
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Rita Ora in a Sheer Dress
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11 Terrible Sports Injuries
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The UK has a Show Called Deep Fakes and It’s Ridiculous
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Arianny Celeste Bikinis in the Snow
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Barbara Palvin Hot in Lingerie
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Candice Swanepoels’ String Bikini
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Emperor Penguin Gets Promoted to Brigadier
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Loading Snowmobile Fail
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Rihanna Releases Clothing Line for her Half Time Show
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Liz Hurley Bikinis in the Maldives
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Optical Illusion Eye Test
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10 Chunks of Ice Causing Damage
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Fastest Drifting by a Man with No Arms
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Gronk’s Bob Ross Impression Goes Viral
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Kendall Jenner in her Bra and Panties and Gloves
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Robber Gets Shot
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Bird Sounds Like a Machine Gun
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Making a Realistic Chocolate Nautilus
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The Blonde Bomber Gets a Mural Outside a Coffee Shop in Her Honor
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Reindeer Gets Saved
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Don Cheadle was Given 2 Hours to Make his Marvel Decision
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Street Racing Mustang Has an Accident
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Pedestrian VS Ice
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People are Mad at the CPR’s “Too Soon” CPR Celebration Dance
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Claire Danes is Having a Third Kid
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Lab Chimps Get Released After 30 Years
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Testing Shoes that Make You Walk 250 Times Faster
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Kate Hudson’s Bikini Body
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Arianny Celeste Bikinis in the Snow
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Upgrade your Game Day
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Rita Ora’s Tits Outfit
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Kara Del Toro at a Golden Globe Party
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Jenna Ortega Golden Globes
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Heidi Klum at the Ski Hill
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Addison Rae in a Tight Dress
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Ashley Benson Legs
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings
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Kate Hudson in a Pink Dress
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Aubrey Plaza Blonde
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Geneieve Angelson in a Magainze Wearing Sheer Outfits
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Some Hot Model Named Meika in a Shoot
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Olivia Wilde in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!!

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Tits Out For The Dildo Bang
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Did Not Expect Those Massive Tits
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Baby Got Back
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Awful Moments in Internet Porn
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Big Boob Flashing
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Pink Haired girl
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Redhead Does a Titty Drop
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26 People Have A Shit Day
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Hot Nude Babe Gets Cozy
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Sexy Outfit for Dildo Ride
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It’s Probing Time
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Real Mother Daughter on the Casting Couch
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Naked Butt Plug Girl
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When the UFOS cum
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Sitting On Your Face Larping
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Real Wives
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Ny Ny Lew’s Big Tits in a Blue Dress
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Dildo Fucking Time
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Mila Azul Says Happy New Year
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Masturbating Girl
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Carlotta Does an On/Off
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Chair Sitting Dildo Fuck
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Nude Model Eugeniya’s Big Boobs
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Girl Uses Strap On on Friend
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Young Amateur Dick Sucks
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Spanking Herself with the Dildo In
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Epic Cum Shot Guy
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Riding the Saddle Cowboy
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Fingering Girl
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2023

09

Jan

Donna D’Errico Bikini of the Day

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2023

09

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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Growing up, only one or two of the moms were hot….

It was pretty ghetto so there were young moms, stripper moms, but not really any I wanted to fuck. The appeal of the mom you wanted to fuck was likely that she had experience, or that she could show you all the right moves, and fuck you with great spirit, in ways only a sad, bored mom could….and when she was done she’d make you a good sandwich or do your laundry.

In this era, I don’t know if moms really have any appeal. All the ladies who don’t have kids, is because they don’t want them getting in the way of their fucking, so they do the whole hook up sites, the whole birth control, the whole abortion if they slip up…..all while the actual moms are too busy doing mom shit to fuck….

So when you get a mom who’s divorced or looking for adventure, she’ll likely come into it with a lot of energy, a lot of excitement, ready to put in years of suppression into the effort rather than years of experience into the effort….married people don’t fuck and if they do…it’s each other……..

So the reality is they’d probably be less experienced, which is funny, since they did sex to completion…and you’d think they’d be professionals at it.

It’s all so confusing…but here are some moms getting into the scene to say “we don’t die when we have kids, even if people think our pussies look like they’ve been murdered after we have kids, that’s just a myth, a terrible myth, now let me make you a sandwich and do your laundry”….

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2023

09

Jan

Jordyn Jones Boring Lingeire Selfies of the Day

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I don’t really understand how Jordyn Jones got as big as she did on social media, but it probably has something to do with them wanting Jordyn Jones to be big on social media, before realizing that she didn’t convert or offer what they needed from being big on social media, so instead of making her a pop star or a big teen actress in her 20s but who plays a teen because she’s been stunted by being sold to the industry, thanks to the hormones they put her on….

I do know she’s got a ton of followers and instead of doing mainstream shit, she does half nude shit, rocking lingerie in the most boring, unoriginal, plain and simple shoots…

No real concept goes into it, just buy some panties and wear them and the amazing thing is people are paying for this kind of thing..

I don’t think it gets more hardcore than this, this isn’t the preview landing page, this is potentially the full offering…

She didn’t even hire a photographer, get a prop, just her dancing reality show ass posing in her LA apartment….

Sure, big dreams from small town Michigan come in all forms and she’s not selling meth for dick sucks in a barn outside the local bar, and she’s making stupid money, it’s pretty lazy content to be getting paid off, but I guess that’s the point or the troll in it all…

“look at how dumb these pay pigs are, I don’t even have to try and I pull in 500k a month”….

Why bother doing more, when you’re rewarded for being mediocre at best!

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2023

09

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I guess I am one of those weird fucks who hates hospitals, medical facilities, and will do anything I can to not go to one….

Whenever I talk to someone who’s got a cold and their running off to urgent care, I laugh, knowing that I shat blood out of my dick for 8 years refusing to go….it cleared itself up eventually, I figure if it doesn’t take us out, it only makes us stronger…

Point being, medical people give me anxiety…even before COVID was ever an idea on the globalist drawing board after the first wave of SARS didn’t work out in 2009, I’ve seen scrubs and thought Feces, Bacteria, Death, Disease….and the last thing I think of is getting up inside them without a shower involved.

I will fuck a hooker who smells like feces, death, bacteria, disease….in her stripper outfit….with my mouth…

But put some ill-fitting scrubs on a bitch, even a hot waiting for marriage with big college graduate, pension generating, high salary job…and I’m out…

I think I’d have to be hospitalized and bored as I wait to die in my hopsital bed to really see the nurse appeal….you know their kindness, or negligence, titties pushed against me while medicating me…to really understand this…but I’d probably rather wait it out mall parking garage before ever reaching that level of medical worker fetish is real – enlightenment….

So…the medical worker fetish is not for me, but professional women who get naked on the job, or exploit the job, because some people find it hot, is….

GET THAT side hustle selling nudes payments girls….

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Posted in:NURSES