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2013

11

Sep

Danica Thrall Titties for NUTS of the Day

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Danica Thrall must be a Glamour model because she’s showing her tits in a Lad Mag…like Nuts…who basically took the Glamour model movement to the next level and gave more and more strippers and walmart workers a venue to show off their awesome sized tits, despite being average at best looking, taking them to an international platform that will land them a rich husband who is into this whore look, cuz having a girl that dudes jerk off to, is like having a Rolls Royce, even if to anyone with a brain, we know it’s a fucking 1985 Honda who knows how to whore her way to some weird level of celebrity…but why analyze when you can stare at them tits.

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2013

11

Sep

Audrina’s Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

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My best Audrina Patridge story is that she’s still making money from being on The Hills, which is insane, and that she’s more relevant than Heidi Montag, which is expected since Heidi Montag is garbage, and that is actually the one who bankrolls her husband or boyfriend who cheats on her…because Audrina is a broken girl who can be mistreated, but you probably already knew that from her fake tits…

I don’t give a fuck about this bitch, or any of the MTV reality show idiots that were exploited to make MTV a lot more money than they made themselves….but I do like bikinis….so as long as she brings it…I’ll still listen to her half retarded bullshit..

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2013

11

Sep

Naya Rivera Bra for Latina Magazine of the Day

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One Glee cast smoked heroin to death, another one is has fully made her conversion from tranny to chick…and the Mexican one is dabbling in being a half naked bitch in photoshoots…because half naked is the kind of shit that gets your pop tart existence noticed…and luckily it’s the kind of promotion I can get behind and endorse because it helps some of you get off but more importantly it helps young girls into Glee realize getting in their bra is what will get you famous..and we need

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2013

11

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski’s See Through Dress of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski has made it. She’s officially bi-coastal.

A working model who isn’t getting naked for free or for exposure anymore like she used to and despite that shit getting to her head, making her think her tits are more important than they actually are, because they are getting paid and noticed and loved by everyone from A-Listers to you assholes jerking off in your mom’s basement…

She’s been at this shit a long time, even though she’s in her early 20s, and she did shit properly…and she still looks good enough for me to stare at…even if I’ve quit her and stopped writing her love songs…because I get bored when the desperation leaves the equation…

Here she is in some see through dress at fashion week…and her fake lips look hilarious.

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2013

11

Sep

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day

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Years ago, I used to do a feature called Lookin’ Good Sweetheart, where I would feature a beautiful creatures sent from heaven to grace our day with happiness, and unicorns and butterflies and all glorious and angelic thing sent from heaven…only far more disgusting, old, fat, haggard, but at least her nipples are hard..

Here’s Alicia Silverstone…looking’ good sweetheart…

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2013

11

Sep

Candice Swanepoel for Agua Bendita of the Day

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I would say that Candice Swanepoel is cheating on her manufacturers over at Victoria’s Secret, you know the team of scientists who made her and pretended they found her off some beaten path in South Africa, amongst the blood diamonds and AIDS Rate…with this company called Agua Bendita, who make bathing suits….but I am going to assume that she is owned and operated by the team at Victoria’s Secret and that they have far too much money invested in her to allow some other obscure brand to use her, unless of course, that obscure brand is just another one of their product lines to really monopoly on the fabric on pussy, whether underwear or bathing suit, global market….

That said, the pictures are boring, she should be fisting herself, if they even made her with a vagina, and I don’t think they did, because vaginas call for too much time spent in post production retouching the camel toe out, but it would keep things interesting, and she come across as eager, because at this rate, all her pics are the same and she’s just got old, tired and lazy…but the good news is…her body hasn’t…

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2013

11

Sep

Miley Cyrus Leaving Her Hotel of the Day

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The funny thing about Miley is not that she’s a coddled rich girl who was exploited by her parents at a young age forcing her to grow up with no soul…

It’s not that she’s had a team of people accommodating her because she was the money maker in the family and upsetting the money maker is bad strategy..

It’s not that she’s lived this sheltered existence, forced to spend her night on the internet, because she’s too famous to leave her house…

Or that she’s taking a liking to rap music and incorporates it into her music by seducing rappers with money and exposure…

The funny thing about Miley, is that I think she’s hot….and I like what she’s doing, even though I shouldn’t…

I mean even watching her leave hotel rooms in tight clothes is enough for me…but maybe I’m still amped about this vine of her naked in her wrecking ball video…

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2013

11

Sep

Some Girl Arguing Age of Consent of the Day

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I don’t know what this video is all about but I have a feeling that you’re going to like staring at some girl who acknowledges her dyke hair arguing about how old you should be to fuck because she’s had her tits since she was 12….

It bored me, but I feel like she’s a beacon of hope to your pervert cause….

If you don’t like that – maybe you prefer seeing a girl getting her face smashed by cops…

Some Girl Arguing Age of Consent of the Day

I don’t know what this video is all about but I have a feeling that you’re going to like staring at some girl who acknowledges her dyke hair arguing about how old you should be to fuck because she’s had her tits since she was 12….

It bored me, but I feel like she’s a beacon of hope to your pervert cause….

If you don’t like that – maybe you prefer seeing a girl getting her face smashed by cops…

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2013

11

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whitely for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is amazing…I don’t know what it is about her but I know I like it and that’s all I have to say about that…

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2013

11

Sep

Iggy Azalea Nipples in Her New Video of the Day

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Smoke and mirrors, piles of make-up, fat ass stripper who made it as a hipster girl rapper, because she rocks her videos in her stripper costumes she probably couldn’t afford back when she was stripping, but now that she’s got a record deal, she can be the Lady Gaga of pop rap music, Iggy Azalea, just released a new video, people love it, and I just like that you can see her nipples in the first scene but then again, nipples are timeless, but this bullshit is just some fad shit I can’t even bother listening to…but as shit as it is, you gotta respect that she’s getting naked on the big stage now…cuz naked makes girls matter…and if you don’t believe me, just email me nudes and I’ll prove it.

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