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2013

10

Sep

McKayla Maroney Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Who’s in the mood for an underage girl who is very flexible and eager to be famous, because being Hollywood is far better than being some bullshit Olympic winning gymnast who has to get all jacked and take hormones to turn her into some short, flat chested Hayden Panettiere looking thing in a one piece…when being Hollywood is far more glamourous…even if she was bred to be that Olympian, the real money is in shitty TV shows and a pervert fans who don’t want you to ever turn 18….

Well here is this McKayla chick wearing a bikini..You fucking creeper…and the funniest thing in all this is 16 is legal where I am from, yet I have no interest in fucking with that, while it’s all you guys want or crave…I guess you always want what you can’t have…if you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t take whatever it is you want…

Here are her slutty basic…teen tit pics she put on the internet cuz she knows what you want to see…she’s playing you.

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2013

10

Sep

Faith Picozzi Naked for Lotus Josephine of the Day

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I used to fuck with Faith Picozzi on the internet, but not in a traditional sense of “Fuck With”…but in a new generation “fuck with”…because I’m old as fuck, but the girls I try to have sex with or at least eat out by feeding them false promises are not…so I gotta get down with their slang…by fuck with Faith Picozzi I mean I flirt with her with random bullshit about having faith…and wanting faith…and needing faith as long as it is a hot enough nude model making moves…by getting naked…I am a fan.

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2013

10

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger’s Twerking in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder if anyone cares that Nicole Scherzinger is twerking in pictures wearing a bikini for instagram…because to me, it’s a little too much like this…

Only a little more desperate, you know trying to milk the movement, because she’s a professional dancer and has been twerking since before it was called twerking…back when it was called booty shaking in order to pay the rent before getting cast in some pop band or vegas show…from stripclub to popstar weirdness…

But here are the pics anyway.

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2013

10

Sep

Ashley Greene Sunbathing on Set of the DAy

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Ashely Greene is a some hooker, but I guess in her defence, she is from Florida, and being from florida kinda makes her a hooker by default.

She’s landed Twilight, milked that shit hard, catered to that tween demographic, even dated a Jonas brother and pretended they were virgins, even though getting on Twilight and even moving to Hollywood in the first place can’t really cancel out that whole whore factor…it’s one of those we know you’ve had multiple dicks in you, you’ve probably even fucked a few married men on the casting couch, your purity ring bullshit is just that…bullshit..

But it’s nice to see that she’s gone back to her roots, with these topless tanning pics of her on set of anything that she could get in…and I think this is probably the most important thing she’s done…pretty much ever…

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2013

10

Sep

Kid Finds Mom’s Dildo of the Day

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Kids who find their whore mom’s dildo and think it is a toy…is amazing…but parents who film it are even more amazing…especially based on the fact that is a massive double sided dildo, not one of these dainty feminine classy dildos …but rather a nasty fleshy one she probably doesn’t wash very well…that you’d expect to find in some gutter homeless porn…You know she shoves that up in her and that may even be the reason she has that kid in the first place…because she is a whore who loves when her big vagina feels full…the kind of mom I wouldn’t mind stepfather the kids of….

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2013

10

Sep

Nina Agdal Catalog Pics of the Day

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So if you are a water head with a body hot enough to get a modelling contract to pay for your assisted retard living that leads to banging Adam Levine…when he is broken up with the Victoria’s Secret model he is slated to marry…you will end up a catalog model…for a company that is not quite Victoria’s Secret, you know a little lower on the status scale, not that Victoria’s Secret is high end, but Victoria’s Secret is what all these cunts aspire to work for…so when I look at her not only do I see a groupie tainted by Adam Levine, a guy girls may love, but I can’t stand because his shitty pop music pollutes my life…but also a bitch who wasn’t even good enough for Adam Levine, who just comes in second…and sometimes the second place girl is the easiest one to fuck.

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2013

10

Sep

Kate Upton’s Still Fat of the Day

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This just in….Kate Upton is still fat…oh and overrated…

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2013

10

Sep

Anastasia Ashley’s Best Ass Instagram Video cuz I Shot It of the Day

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Surfer Anastasia Ashley, who as far as I’m concerned not because of her surfing, even though she’s been competing for the last 20 years, because let’s face girls can’t be athletes, we only allow that because lesbians complain when girls aren’t allowed in the country clubs, taverns, etc, so to shut them up, we gave them their own league….

The benefit of their own league, at least in sports that don’t require a dick sized clot, like pro body building, or WNBA, or really anything that a bitch needs to be large as fuck….I am talking sports like tennis, figure skating, even gymnastics and Beach volleyball, and I guess now surfing, if that’s even really a sport, rather than just an excuse to hang on the beach all day and tan….is that the girls are fit..and a fit body, especially booty, is the one thing that everyone can appreciate…and the only thing that really counts when it comes to female athletes….I mean how can you get excited when a bitch breaks a record, when that record doesn’t even come close to records dude broke 5 decades earlier…even just saying “female athlete” makes me laugh…I prefer hot body that does sports and gets paid because we’re equal opportunity…

That said, since I don’t care about surfing, Anastasia is best known for her warm-up twerk video and she’s got fans because she’s got a round ass that someone has told her one too many times is amazing….because she keeps posting it…she is always in a bikini…a skimpy bikini…but not in a slutty way…but in a “I’m just going to work” way…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s hotter than all the obvious attention seeking sluts who don’t have any real skill, or ability to really do much more than duck face in selfies….

This video is probably some of her best work, and I’m not just saying that because I am the one who shot it…because I am the one who shot it…oh wait..that’s exactly why I think it’s her best video…because good ass or not…it is all about me….and my iPhone cameraman pervert skills….

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2013

10

Sep

DrunkenStepfather Car Twerk of the Day

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This is what we do with girls we meet on the side of the street…every once in a while…if you can even notice that there is a girl riding dirty in the car…twerking better than she was Miley…because you’re too busy staring at my beautiful face making all those silly facial expressions for the fans…because we know I’m obviously all that matters in this video we shot for instagram…and that ass jiggling’ doesn’t have shit on me….all this to say, I didn’t have sex with this girl, but I am pretty sure I can still smell her on my pants, and I just can’t stop sniffing them…

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2013

10

Sep

Emrata’s Boring Ass Pic for Instagram of the Day

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The worst thing about Emily Ratajkowski is that her social climbing whoring worked out for her. I am a much bigger fan of what the social climbing doesn’t work out for a bitch and she ends up working at the stripCLUB, or worst, a waitress or GoGo dancer at the club, because you know they pretend they like it, or that it is good money, and they pretend like they are hot shit and too good to talk to you, but really you know, and they know they are failures who need to get the fuck out…and if you position yourself as the guy who can help them…the’ll do anything for you…while girls like Emily Ratajkowski think they did this on their own, and ignore people like me, who I am pretty sure was one of the first people giving her hype, but now she’s just too fucking cool for school, cuz she’s naked in a fucking music video and milking that like all the cock she’s milked before…unfortunately none of them were mine, but one of them was rumored to be Kanye…and the sick thing in all this, is that I’m still totally down with writing her love letters, songs and poetry to perform for her the day it all falls apart for her, when she’s no longer 20, hot bodied and desired…I’m a bottom feeder like that….

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