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2013

19

Sep

Sara Underwood Yoga of the Day

Sara Underwood does Yoga because she’s got very little else going on for her…that’s what happens when you let Seacrest pretend to fuck you to get on a TV show that gets cancelled after whoring your body out to Playboy at 18 to get in this position in the first place…you decompress and try to find purpose through Yoga…I get it Sara Jean you fake titty trash….remember there’s always stripping…even though she thinks she’s above that…like most of these prostitutes do…even though they are way worse than any stripper I know when it comes to selling their souls and dignity….here are the pics…of her being zen…

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2013

19

Sep

Car Work Out of the Day

Here’s a babe who clearly works a horrible retail job that finances her fast food eating…and she’s not ashamed to be a big personality to compensate for her big person…

I don’t know if I would take any morning workout advice from her…I mean unless without this workout she’d be another 250 pounds…maybe this is skinny her…

The irony is that song tells her to put her neck into it…but she doesn’t have a neck…

Redneck shit yo’….but at least she’s having fun…and the scariest thing in all this is that some motherfucker, somewhere out there, fucks her….

Video sent in by FOETUS because he masturbated to it.

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Sep

Ashley Smith Naked for Purple of the Day

Ashley Smith is amazing, at least her gap tooth and big natural titties are…

She ignores me on social media, which you’d think would make me hate her, but instead makes me want her more…..

I am an internet legend no one has every heard of, so you’d think I’d get the respect I deserve…I am talking requests for autographs, NOODZ and blow jobs, that I deserve…but instead…I get nothing…

The good news is that a mutual friend of ours, told me that Ashley Smith thinks I am a creep..which is better than her not knowing who I am…making me feel like I’ve won, or at least like I am one step closer to fucking…because now all it takes is me spinning it a bit…and really, who needs to actually fuck, after looking at these pics of her for Purple, I feel like we already have.

Posted in:Ashley Smith|NSFW

2013

19

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new play on getting nudes from girls with boyfriends is trying to convince them to send me pics of their vaginas being penetrated by their boyfriends…in the whole fun for the whole family situation…so far it hasn’t worked…bitches just want money.

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Babes in a Towel
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Miley’s New Album Cover INcludes Her Naked
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Butts Vs Busts
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Kardashians’ Just Shot Their Fake Xmas Episode
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John Stamos’ New Show is On Celebs Losing Their Virginity Stories..Weird.
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Thirty Seconds to Mars Does RIRI
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Stupid Golf Trick Fail
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Acapella Science!
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Hot tits Being Held Up By the Hulk
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This Chicks Tits Will Knock You The Fuck Out!
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Best Pants Ever
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Kelly Brook Hot, White Panty Upskirt
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So Many Girls Getting All Naked and Shit Yo….
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2013

19

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Underwear really gets in the way when you are standing at the bottom of a staircase in the mall looking’ up to see what kind of skirts girls are wearing…until security makes you leave…

If underwear was never invented, today would have been a better day…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Lindsay Lohan Has a New Bf
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Girls Showing Off Their Hot Asses
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I Want to Fuck Eddie Murphey’s Girl…I’d Even Fuck the Tranny to Get to Eddie Murphey’s Girlfring…Kinda Like Eddie Murphey Did…Right?
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Ireland Baldwin’s Funny Titties
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15 Parenting Fails – the Selfie Edition
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How the National Anthem Should Always Be Sung
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Some Chick Named Jada Cheng….Posing….
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Olivia Wilde in Allure
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Kelly Brook in a Tight Dress with a Movie Producer
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Houdini Dog….
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Walking Dead’s Lauren Cohan Did Maxim
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People Who Are Mad At Their Cleaning Ladies
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A Girl Gets Jailed for Stripping
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Christina Aguilera as Hot as She’s Ever Been in a Video
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6 Insane Sports From Around the World.
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Kate Winslet’s Not Taking Her Husband’s Awesome Name
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Courtney Stodden is Hilaroous
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Eva Mendes in a Motherfucking Jacket – Hiding Them Hispanic Tits
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Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant
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Cher On Miley Cyrus
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Our Friend Lisa Zee Doin’ Some Beach Style Posing
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Naomi Watts in a Lacce Dress
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Kim Kardashian is a Fame Whore…Really?
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Some New R.Kelly
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This Claudia Romani Upskirt is Hilarous
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Adriana Lima’s Got Long Legs
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Amy Adams – Cameltoe
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Fernanda Marin Bikini…
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Man Loses Penis in an Argument over X-Box Volume
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Hair Bras are the New Hand Bra
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Homemade Chicken Plucker…
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Anna Kendrick is Slutty on Twitter
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Lucy Hale in SELF
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7 Reasaons You Shouldn’t Get the Celebrity Tattoo
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Some High Girl Rolling Around in the Mud
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Sumo Wrestling Video of the Day
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Fantasia is Some Scary Shit in her Bikini in Barbados…Shit…
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Hide Your Wife – Hide Your Kids – Antoine Dodson’s Knocked a Bitch Up
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Elizabeth Hurley Struttin’ Her
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The Jenner Sisters Trying to Look Hot
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So Many Girls Getting Down on Cam!
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Stripping On the Beach
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Lesbians!
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Pattycake has a Fat Ass
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Porno Slap Fest
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PENIS Target Practice – Don’t Click This
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Big Tits in a “Waterfall” Fantasy
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Can in the Ass
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I Like Pubic Hair Decorations
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Weird Fat Girl Webcam Exchange….
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Big Cam Tits
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Disgusting Cam Shows of the Day
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Fun Twerk!
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

18

Sep

Houston Stripper has Miscarriage Twerking of the DAy

Twerking is fun and games until some ratchet ass famous stripper loses a fetus….

This Houston Stripper, who is actually a bit of a low level celebrity on the internet, had a miscarriage when twerking…and I find that fucking hilarious, because I have no soul, but also because the world doesn’t really need anymore fatherless kids who will grow up to be criminals…

Here’s the story:

Last Wednesday, as the young performer was reportedly twerking on stage, she began to bleed profusely.

When Blaze left the stage, witnesses allege, that she went in to a convulsion. The paramedics were immediately summoned, transporting her to the nearest emergency room, where she was reportedly given a transfusion.
The self-described “pole assassin” and proclaimed “Queen of Houston” was reportedly treated for a miscarriage.

That’s not to say strippers can’t be good moms, no wait…that is to say that…either way, here’s a Vine she posted…saying she’s sick…you know…cuz she just had a miscarriage….

I call publicity stunt…Here are some random pics of her

I know what you’re all thinkin’ if only Twerking made Miley suicide.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

18

Sep

Lookin’ Down Kaley Cuoco’s Shirt on Twitter of the Day


Kaley Cuoco is the slut who killed John Ritter…at least that’s the story I heard from a homeless guy in LA who claimed to be on set the day John Ritter died…who went on and on about how Kaley Cuoco was actually doing a sex lap dance in his dressing room for him, as they did before shooting their scenes together, and his heart just couldn’t take it…not because she’s all that hot, but because she was a young tight enough body, and he was married and as you know, at least if you’re married, any new pussy, even fat girls, can be exhilarating…

I don’t know if the story is fact, but I do know that Homeless people usually have a more interesting take on the world..so I am going to pretend it is…

Clearly she is a fraction of as hot as she was back then, but she’s more famous now, so it’s a trade off, and in being famous, she’s got a geek fan base that have probably already seen these pics and framed them in their geek apartments….but I’ll post them for those of us who don’t really care that much…

Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2013

18

Sep

Barbara Fialho in Some Bikinis of the Day

Barbara Fialho is some model, if you look her up on google, you’ll see her topless, or you could just CLICK THIS LINK because I have apparently already posted on her…where I said, what I’ll say again today, she’s just a tall bitch trying to make an honest living by getting half naked for anyone who pays her and gives her exposure, because it may lead to a life of luxury…like it has for so many girls before her, and I’ into her hustle…cuz she’s hot….and that’s really all that matters…

Posted in:Barbara Fialho

2013

18

Sep

Nicole Neal for FRONT of the Day

This is a pretty gangster photoshoot…FRONT UK…I mean the lad mags usually have shitty caliber pictures of average looking girls posing like they were in a 1990s shitty calendar or poster for a mechanic’s garage, but this shit is like hipster or hip hop or Terry Richardson…you know almost edgy…almost high concept…and for some reason that makes the average looking girls far more substantial….if only more magazines hired a good photographer to put a little fucking effort in…I mean the average busty girls willing to get naked…would be that much hotter and I’d hate their hustle, despite being topless far less…

Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW

2013

18

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Fat Thighs in Leggings of the Day

This just in…Lohan’s thigh in leggings is looking kinda fat..because either she’s got coke bloat like she was Chris Farley…or so many fat coke heads before her…or maybe the medication she’s on has some fat chick side effects….or maybe just maybe she’s sober and taking up eating again…but I don’t care…I would still link every square inch of her, and this weight gain just means there’s more lohan to lick…I mean I’m so into this girl, I’d do it during a herpes outbreak while she’s on her period…I’m a fan….which is probably gross to some of you, but sounds a lot like heaven to me…

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