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2013

18

Sep

I Like the New Miley Cyrus of the Day

Eliza Gonzalez is the new Miley Cyrus, at least according to everyone saying she’s the new vagina that Miley’s ex-Fiance is sticking his penis inside, and she’s pretty lovely, all hispanic and beautiful, a model I assume with a decent fan base, who is probably not actually in a relationship with Miley’s ex fiancé, but more the kind of girl who had sex with him to increase her profile and it is working…and I would assume Miley hates her, but Miley is too busy getting railed by black dudes to come up for air long enough to realize that his dude is up inside something way hotter than her…even if no matter what Eliza Gonazelez does, she’ll never be Miley, but she probably could have the same name of one of Miley’s maids…

She’s a babe.

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2013

18

Sep

Nina Agdal for some Underwear Collection of the Day

Whenever I see Nina Agdal…I am reminded that she has had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, like she is still stained by his semen, but more importantly, she wasn’t good enough to keep Adam Levine…which makes her pretty fucking awful…

She also reminds me of the guy I saw making out with a girl with Down’s Syndrome in public, in a he took her out of the institution she clearly lived at for a day trip, and was taking advantage hard…not because of true love…but because mentally handicapped people have a hard time saying no…literally…not to mention they are horny as fuck and always masturbating….

Here she is posing in underwear.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

18

Sep

Vietnamese Bong Hit of the Day

It is safe to say that this is what happens when you beat America in a war…you get high motherfuckers…so high…30 years later….still celebrating…yo’….

I’ve been to Vietnam, and besides seeing the people who were blasted by Monsanto’s Agent Orange begging for change, and the land mines still in fields, it’s a good fucking time…and hitting a bong like this is probably the least exciting thing you can be doing….sex tourism bro…sex tourism….

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Sep

Nabilla Benattia’s Got a Good Dress of the Day

This is pretty legendary bottom feeding…by some chick named Nabilla Benattia, who was on some French Reality show about French sluts from France trying to make it in Hollywood…which I guess is exactly what she’s doing at this event…trying to get noticed the only way a slut who got to this level of celebrity…you know a level where she’s getting invited to events…and that’s by wearing a ridiculous outfit, you know she wore intentionally, so that people, if all went according to plan, would post…like it was a big deal, even it if isn’t…and I’m just posting it cuz I have nothing better to do, but more importantly, because I am a fan and believer in the american dream…the fame game hustle…because I love how desperate people are…and how low they will actually go to get even the lowest level of fame…like bitches will let you shit in their mouth in front of a room of Japanese investors, if you promise her a reality show, and that to me is so fucking crazy, but equally amazing.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nabilla Benattia|NSFW

2013

18

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot Happened and the Paparazzi were There of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo were shooting a lingerie photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret and the paparazzi were called because the people at Victoria’s Secret love the paparazzi because the paparazzi make their girls more relevant that the Sears Catalog panty models of the 80s….

You know, in a pre-Victoria’s Secret era, lingerie models didn’t matter, and if you look hard enough, you may still find one pulled up to a dive bar somewhere drinking their sorrows while chain smoking and looking for a dude to go home with because they no longer have a soul, they lost that back when they got naked for a lingerie catalog, thinking it would lead to bigger things, but all it lead to was a coke problem and a understanding that getting naked got you paid…

But Victoria’s Secret..turned them into stars..and in doing that sold a lot of fucking panties…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

18

Sep

Imogen Thomas’ Classy Upskirt Picture of the Day

Imogen Thomas is a Glamour Model…who I am sure not very many people care about…not only because she’s got a stupid name…but because she’s been in this Glamour model game for the last 10 years…meaning googling her will lead you to far more than just a weak ass panty flash up skirt pic for the paparazzi because she’s probably medicated, drunk, but more importantly, has already put herself out there, so that a little pussy flash getting out of the car won’t change anything for her, but on the flip side may get people talking about her again…just not very many people…but for some reason..I’m posting it…I guess her strategy works….

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Imogen Thomas|NSFW

2013

18

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

One of life’s great tragedies is not being able to find someone to sext when you’re in a drunken state of “I need NOODZ from random girls from the internet”…

I am sure there are other great life tragedies, but for now, that’s the only one I feel…or see…

Girls…step your sending me NOODZ game up yo’….

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

The Best in Underboob…
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Arianny Celeste – The UFC Whore in a Bikini
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Zac Efron – Coke Head
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Ben Affleck on the Batman Casting
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417 Pound Man Gets Thrown to the Ground…
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Excuse Me I’m Not a Pillow GIF
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How to Have a Better Party in 70 Seconds
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Olivia Wilde Cleavage in Allure
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55 Unfinished Flims…
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Dudes Using Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
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Katy Perry Knows What Cum Tastes Like…I Mean How Else Did You Think She Got Here
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Dizzy Bat Ends with Failure
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Dog Sings Along to Accordian
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LeAnn Rimes No Make-Up
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1000s of Girls on Cam!
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2013

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

If you aren’t drinking right now, it’s time you start….because drinking…helps us forget all the bad in the world and focus on the good or at least on trying to find girls to have sex with while our wife is at home dying slowly…far too slowly of sleep apnea…

Here are some stepLINKS…follow me on INSTAGRAM

Rihanna Without Make-Up
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Britney Spears Makes Puke Face when Announcing her Vegas Residency
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Massive Dog Won’t Get Out of Bed
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Miranda Kerr is Such a Whore
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Hot Black Girls
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15 Dating Fails from OK Cupid
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15 People Who Make Failing Awesome
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Jewel’s Got Tits…
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Mom of the Day – Ditches her Kids at Motel with No Food for a Miami Trip
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Her Name is Candace and She’s Awesome…
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True Facts About the Tree Frogs
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Car Exploding in Slow Motion
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Drunk Woman Attacks Roommate for Listening to the Eagles
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The Most Morally Reprehensible Things You Can Do in GTA
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Liam Hemsworth’s New Girlfriend
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Sydney Leathers is So Classy
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A Pedophile Pretended to be Bieber to Get Kids to Do Things…
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Our Girl Emily Ratajkowski Just Landed a Movie Deal…
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Sky Ferreira – The Homie Who Isn’t a Homie Anymore Cuz She Got a Record Deal is Arrested for Heroin and Ecstacy…
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Julianne Hough’s Hard Nipples
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Hiding Octopus
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Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball Tom Brady Edition
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Lola Ponce is Built to Last in her Bikini
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Breaking Ice Game….
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the Day
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Sofia Vergara on Set
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Madonna Thinks She’s 12
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Marty McFly Screaming Supercut
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Cruise Ship in Heavy Seas
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Olivia Wilde Cleavage in ALlure….
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Guy Finds His House Plumbed with Beer
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Some Greek Babe in her Bikini
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Brave Guy Saves Neighbor
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Girls in Bed
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is Pretty Perfect
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Tiffani Theiseen Lives! and Wears a Tight Dress
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Woman Records Her Own Suicide….WTF
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Steve Aoki and Phelps Pull a Switcheroo
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Woodrow Wilson in New Movie
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Miley Cyrus is a Shitty Fuck
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Cher Turned Down the Olympics Cuz She’s a Man
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Paula Patton Ass in Leggings
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12 Signs You Might Be Addicted to a TV Show
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The Most Practical Hipster Beard
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Rebel Wilson’s Got Some Tits…and They are Scary….
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Girls Going Nuts Over Clint Eastwood’s Son…I’m Too Busy Lookin’ At His GFs Cameltoe
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So Many Girls Ready and Willing on Cam….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Very Big Boobs
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Bush and Pussy Rub
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Some Girl With Monster Curves
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These Girls Look Like Friends
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Making Love to a Bed Post
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Real Life Porn Couples
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Dildo Party….
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In Da Bum…
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Girls With Curves….
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Sep

Iggy Azalea for Complex of the Day

Iggy Azalea is some manufactured garbage but everyone loves her music, even me…but I listen to it on mute, because she’s a fat ass white girl, from Australia who pretends she was ghetto poor and a stripper, and she showcases those stripper moves in her videos, that you know are manufactured garbage, but it’s okay that they are, cuz she’s fat assed and doing stripper moves…if you know what I mean…

I just don’t trust anything that happens not he internet…or in pop culture…cuz someone’s got their hand wrist, even elbow deep in her ass, and meeting that person to begin with probably involved a lot of other people elbow deep in her ass…you see everyone wants to be famous, and I guess it is working for IGGY….

As much as I love the people at Complex, this coulda been way more grimier…I mean if you’re gonna showcase a hooker…showcase the hooker…

Right?

TO SEE THE ARTICLE AND MORE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2013

17

Sep

Irina Shayk for Beach Bunny of the Day

Irina Shayk is probably the hottest mail order bride around, at least in terms of fame, because I know a couple mail order brides that I’ve seen on mail order bride sites who i am trying to replace my wife with after she dies of her fat and miserable fatness…and figure these Russian hookers who are straight up about why they love me and that’s a passport…who look as hot as this and fuck me…are a good option…and if they act up, I can always show them pics of their war torn villages and threaten to send them back, not to mention that are used to communist war camps, and if they don’t turn on me like the spies that they are and stab me in the dick, they’re pretty handy to have around the house….

Anyway, when you look like Irina Shayk you go from cold water flats, to SI, to their affiliate bikini line called beach bunny, that they don’t want you to know about, like McDonald’s doesn’t want you to know they own Chipotle…and all it takes is a famous soccer playing john who is trying to stay in the closet…

I am into it…

TO see video screenshots… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk