2013
04
Sep
I get that this is Claire Danes, but hearing her moan really reminds me of Claire Danes…it sounds like her way too much, even if it is her, and flashbacks of My So Called Life, where she played the girl I didn’t want to fuck, but rather the girl I hated, and seeing her fake smashed…non nude…doesn’t take away from that…see if this had more pussy..I’d probably be into it…
Posted in:Claire Danes
2013
04
Sep
Kate Upton being on the cover of Vanity Fair being labeled as the model of the year means one of two things…
1- Cyberbullying / Bullying has won and the war on skinny models, even if they are naturally skinny, has succumbed to all the negative press the last few years, thanks to fat people who hate skinny people, even though skinny people are hotter to look at, you know turning skinny people into the new fat people we frown upon and celebrating fat people because the majority of people are fat and it makes selling product to them easier if the bitch in the ad is the same pant size as her….
or
2- Vanity Fair is jumping on the Kate Upton train to sell copies of the magazine, cuz hell it worked for SI.
I know the staffers at the magazine don’t find her hot, probably laugh at her as they photoshop her gut that has progressively got bigger, but for marketing reasons, they just have to go with it…
The whole thing is funny to me, because I seem to be the only one asking what the fuck is wrong with people and why the fuck is this bitch where she’s at…she’s not hot enough to justify all this….it’s insane…but I guess so are all the lies the media feeds us…
Posted in:Kate Upton
2013
04
Sep
This video is shit…
There is still hope for Cyberbullying…because Christina Aguilera has taken the years of abusive “bullying” calling her fat cuz she was fat seriously…because fat people who aren’t told they are fat sometimes forget that they are fat and keep eating only to die prematurely because no one wanted to be an asshole to the fat guy, so instead they just help him hit a premature death…
Cyberbullying works and I guess Christina Aguilera is trying to also..but she’s chosen to do it in Maxim, which is weird to me since they haven’t done shit since the 90s, and all their celeb photoshoots are ghetto and low levels….She woulda been better off hiring the photographer and posting the pics to her own site….fuck Maxim. They are the enemy who send me lawyers letters every week…
Unfortunately, Aguilera is still fat, not all that hot, almost pathetic cuz she’s too old to be doing this, not to mention she’s a mom but she’s better than she was, and that’s worth celebrating, to encourage all the other fat girls out there, that they too can be hot, even if we all know they will rebound back to their fatness….
All this to say, Fat, Less Fat or Fatter than Ever or not, getting half naked is always a win…
To see the pics CLICK HERE
Posted in:Christina Aguilera
2013
04
Sep
This is very informative. So much information on breast feeding made accessible to high school drop outs in the ghetto, you know a song you can really get down to, I mean actually do a choreographed dance to…like going to some third world country and trying to interact with the youth through dance…because some social worker feels kids need to breast fed, so let’s put all that info out there…and the whole thing is fucking weird.
Posted in:Videos
2013
04
Sep
The highlight of my year was the Farrah Abraham sex tape…
Not because I knew who this teen mom was before the sex tape, or because I was shocked a teen mom would have a sex tape, because they did become teen mom’s by being broken bitches, and most porn chicks were probably teen moms, had they not aborted the mission, not that her sex tape was even a sex tape but more a hardcore porn….and even with the amazing squirting clip or the kind hot sex, I didn’t really care….
So when I see her in a bikini, I feel like I have to jerk off to her, because that pussy has paid me over and over again, and part of me feels like it’s whore…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
TO SEE THE EXCLUSIVE SQUIRT CLIP CLICK HERE
Posted in:Farrah Abraham
2013
04
Sep
Call me gay, people do all the time, but I don’t get excited by the tits of middle-aged actors who were overrated when they were in their prime…you know not as hot as the media pretended they were, but the general public just bought into because the general public are retards and buy into anything they are told…and buy into the nonsense…to sell product…
I don’t know if it is just that I don’t care about tit size or cleavage, or if it is all the stretch marks, or if it is cuz they are on someone I find a waste of space…..even after seeing her hacked nudes…or maybe I’m just desensitized, like the rest of the world and need a bitch doing real demented shit to actually care…but all the sites are going nuts over this shit so I’ll just go along with it cuz I’m a follower….
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Scarlett Johansson
2013
04
Sep
There are very few old as fuck women who excite me, but for some reason Helena Christensen, who must be in her 60s, still has it going on…she’s built to fucking last and the fact that she was modelling Victoria’s Secret in the late 80s and still looks like this 30 years later, blows my fucking mind…and that’s why she’s up there as one of my favorite models, even though I generally don’t groupie on anything, as I am not easily impressed, but when a bitch takes her shit so seriously she defies science and aging, I kinda have to notice…it’s like a freak of nature in a good way, unlike a freak of nature with a finger growing out of her neck thanks to being inbred, which is a freak of nature in a bad way, unless you’re a lesbian, in which case that neck finger is just a new phallus to fuck…fun.
Posted in:Helena Christensen
2013
04
Sep
My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe is not her tits, tits that she shows off all the time in her “My dad is famous, hire me” modelling agency so many rockstar daughters have…even though her tits are awesome…
My favorite thing about Daisy Low is her her daddy issues…
She’s one of those Daddy is a famous rockstar who fucks trannies and my groupie mom while touring, he denies I exist until I am 15, makes me take a paternity test like an asshole, even though no one should ever trust a groupie bitch, or any woman for that matter….I mean paternity test all women….only to assume responsibility after growing up father-less…and now he’s making up for lost time getting her work, making her relevant, despite what her stepmom Gwen Stefani who probably hates her thinks….
And as broken as she is, I think she’s great…but then again, I only like broken women…and not because I strive to fix them, but because I am into breaking them more…I’m a saviour like that…
If you want to see the other babes at the GQ Men of the Year Event CLICK HERE
Posted in:Daisy Lowe
2013
04
Sep
I don’t know who Elsa Pataky and I don’t care…but I did google her and she’s pushing 40, married, and from Spain….she’s a mom and she’s all European on the red carpet of some bullshit, being all European, not in a bra, wearing a see through shirt, because that’s how red carpets should be done when you are either craving some male attention to feel hot, or when you trying to get noticed for your career…and I support that hustle, but only when they do it without pasties…cuz that pasties shit offends me, it’s if you’re gonna do that shit, own that shit….like Elsa Pataky…
To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Posted in:Elsa Pataky
2013
04
Sep
Every time I look at Behati Prinsloo I see Adam Levine up inside her, tainting her groupie immigrant model groupie pussy….even if they are in “real love” and getting married.
I don’t know what it is about Adam Levine that makes me hate him, I guess because he’s always on the radio polluting my motherfucking life…coupled with not being a girl who thinks he’s so dreamy…cuz every single girl I ever talk to thinks he’s amazing and that this Behati is lucky…
So even in her lingerie, or bikinis, or whatever this GQ shit is, I just see Adam Levine’s face where her face is and it’s really fucking with my boner.
Posted in:Behati Prinsloo
