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2022

12

Dec

Kate Upton’s in a Bikini of the Day

You know, I used to shit on Kate Upton, not officially, since she was a rich kid who wasn’t in the model game for the money, she was in it for something to do, or for the celebrity and attention, as rich models do…..not that I could have afforded to pay any model to let me shit on her, or would I pay any model to shit on her, but I shit on her with WORDS…the other anus.

Anyway, I’d call her boxy, sloppy, square, but the tits were enough to carry her, and this was like a decade ago…so 10 years older, a mom of kids, not really in a better position to justify that mom look…but at the time it was confusing….

She’s doing what she made a name for herself doing…BIKINI shit…now with a body that makes sense since it’s not 19….and a body that looks exactly like it did to me when she was 19….

So yeah, Kate Upton in a bikini with her Husband who just won a World Series and landed a 200 million dollar 3 year contract…so they’re chillin’.

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2022

12

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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I wonder if the MILF appeal is that they’ve had sex to completion…..like they’ve seen it all through….from start to fucking finish so they’re far more serious about it than these half assed girls of hook-up culture who just get abortions…..you know the LOW stakes game…

I figure the MILF appeal is really nothing to do with being older, more experience but rather them lower standards with less needs and wants because they are busy being moms…..

Unless your MILF is an empty nester and looking to replace their needy kids who are off to college or living on their own with you….but then you’ve got a bitch who wants to cook, clean, take care of you, do your dirty laundry and blow you on command, as MOMS do…so that works too…

I used to be against MILFs but now I think the childless women are the REAL fucking monsters…so while I debate this with myself because I have no friends….These are self proclaimed MILFS

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2022

12

Dec

Kate Beckinsale in some Tight Shorts of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale posted a slutty selfie in a pair of bike shorts and despite thinking there’s not much gayer than bicycle shorts, except when the girls are wearing them, and girls they are wearing them, even old as shit bitches…I dedicate weekly tight pant post to the trend….

Kate Beckinsale who must be a vampire who doesn’t age, or just really good at filters, fillers and photoshop….and most importantly, not getting fat, still looks good, despite knowing her cunt was ravaged by Pete Davidson….

I’m generally not one of those dudes who hates what a whore puts in her, or who that dick they put in them was attached to, but Pete Davidson’s fucking gross to look at, no matter how big his dick is rumored to be or how charming he may be as he plays up the 9/11 conspiracy….making us wish it was TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY when it happened….at least for his dad….if you’re gonna die, bring your piece of shit with you.

ANYWAY, this tight short selfie is shocking because I can’t see ANY pussy definition, like she doesn’t have an old, leathery, blown out, dried up cunt at all….or like she’s not up on the trend of FRONTAL wedgie, and if that’s not a GREAT way to ruin a good time with TIGHT pants, I don’t know what is.

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2022

12

Dec

Grocery Brawl and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Fast Food Antics

Chevelle Accident

Car Vs Shop

Popeyes Fight

Fat Fucks Too lazy to workout Not too lazy to make dance videos

Security Guard in Action

What’s for dinner?

Naked in the Store…

Flexible babe in action

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

12

Dec

Madison Beer’s Titties in a Tank Top of the Day

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Madison Beer posted some picture of her tits, doing some big cleavage, because those tits, doing some big cleavage, has been a lot of her marketing.

She’s a youtube singer who was put out there by her mom who didn’t care about her daughter’s well being, but instead felt that making her a youtube celebrity that creepers from around the world DEFINITELY sexualized at a WAY too young of an age, since Youtube doesn’t protect the kids and either do most fame whoring stage parents, but WHAT DO I KNOW.

She’s older know, richer now, from that Youtube money to what I bet was a lucrative deal when she went from self produced to corporate, assuming she wasn’t always corporate and launched through social media to trick people into thinking she just made it organically…the world is a stage and I believe none of this shit.

Anyway, she’s apparently dropped 1 album in the last 5 years, she still has millions of followers, and she posted this titty in a tank top pic from the studio since it is her home away from home or some shit….

Who cares, I’m here for the tits, whether they are real or not, who cares, they are tits.

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2022

12

Dec

Bartstool Sports Staff Assault Comedian and Topless Homeless Black Man of the Day

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We can all agree that Barstool Sports are a bunch of faggots who made a lot of money off gay shit like other men playing with balls…because they did blogging right….and now are rewarded for it and feel important because of it.

Well, troll Alex Stein, who has gone viral for showing up to city council meetings to basically showcase how woke and idiotic the world has become the last two years and who also attends protests amongst abortionists or tranny story time, always triggering outrage and other ridiculousness, ended up having some sort of beef with Portnoy, the leader of the Barstool Sports groupies / employees.

I don’t really give a fuck about Portnoy or his successes as a blogger, I just find him corny as shit, whether they properly executed a “media empire” or not…..and I do think it is funny that he likes dropping how rich his is as a reason for why his opinion matters….or as a rebuttal in any online fight….

I don’t know the story, but I guess Alex Stein was on the receiving end of Dave feeling like he won the pissing contest because he has 100s of millions of dollars and a hot girlfriend…..

Since Stein knows that beef is good for his views, he’s continued the beef, this time by showing up at the Barstool Office, where some angry bitch ended up smacking him up in the name of protecting the honor of their leader, who I guess she cucks for….

I think that is Orange is the New Black’s Laverne Cox throwing down slaps in DAVE’s honor….

When you help a black trans get off the street like a stray dog because of inclusivity optics and give her a job, there’s nothing she won’t do to defend you with her inner outrage….

Even though he is likely in Miami getting his dick sucked by the pool, but luckily an old dude wrestled the internet troll out, cock on cock….they even threw out Alex Stein’s wife’s boyfriend out too, THAT IS RACIST.

I figure it’s a pretty weak shit show, but ya know, there’s something funny in the troll, even if trolling isn’t what it used to be.

Calling out @stoolpresidente and @franciscellis at Barstool Sports Headquarters with my wife’s boyfriend Dontarius pic.twitter.com/Fj4cmVojvC

— Alex Stein #99 (@alexstein99) December 12, 2022

Here’s the podcast that shockingly people listen to reacting…..

https://t.co/LseRt7YCn4

— Aaron (@86ixer) December 12, 2022

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

12

Dec

Hand Stand on Hoverboard Ass and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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In the Kitchen

Panty Flash and Boot Removal….

Tight Outfit

Hand Stands

Panty Hose

Whore offers Sex facts

Thigh Jiggles

Yoga Stretch

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

12

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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You gotta wonder who out there has a tit feeding fetish….

Is it anyone who likes tits, even though milky tits are function of tits, they’re hardly what has been marketed to us as being the hot thing about tits, if anything, that’s when tits take a break from being hot to anyone other than the husband or baby daddy in a monogamous relationship with said tit, because they are engorged and delicious…

Is it the lonely guy who knows a woman will never let him knock her up, so seeing tits doing what they are meant to do is exciting.

Is it the amateur naturalist with his Field Guide fascinating that a tit can make creamy goodness, DAIRY LIKE ALL MAMMALS….THAT IS WHY THEY ARE CALLED MAMMALS…HOW novel…even if it’s the reason we exist…fucking and milky tits the SURVIAL of man…

Is it just a perversion now that titty pics are boring since all tits are exposed at all times, we are swimming in tit, so milky tits is a NEW kind of tit to jerk off to….

Or is it just our traditional values that have been destroyed by social media, connecting with what social media has done to us, but turning a totally normal thing into something to jerk off to.

WHO cares….RIGHT….there are girls sexualizing their milky tits, and I’m down to watch.

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2022

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder where this “I identify as” end…meaning if a man identifies as a woman, a woman as a man, a man as an animal, all these pronouns are fucking crazy, but they are generally accepted and if you don’t accept them, you can go down for being involved in some sort of hate crime, so it’s real…..

But there are some things that you could identify that could really benefit your existence, like if you identified as a native, which would be frowned on, but hey, that’s what you identify as because you were born in the wrong body, could you get out of paying taxes? Maybe you identify as a non-resident who doesn’t live here more than 6 months a year, even if you do, you were born that way, in the wrong body….could that get you out of taxes….I guess I am just finding ways for the general public to not pay taxes by following the lunacy they put on you becaue your gross pay is yours not theirs….

Now, I don’t make money, so I can’t be those things, but if I was a taxed employee somewhere, it’d be worth testing out the theory, you know since taxation is theft and they spend your money on all kinds of fucked up things…

Then you could also identify as other fun things to get other benefits like if you identify as a dog, Starbucks has to give you free whipped cream in a cup…or if you identify as someone having their birthday – free drinks….I mean the simple being a Lady on your official documents for the Ladies Night drink specials and gym lockerroom showers are more than enough perks….but this can run DEEPER and DEEPER….and I task you with figuring out other things to identify as in order to WIN at life…

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2022

09

Dec

Denise Richards Nude of the Day

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Denise Richards continues what can only be seen as ritualistic humiliation for her overlords to know she still stands by selling her body and soul to them all those years ago when she first hit the scene…

Or it’s a weird level of narcissism where she thinks she’s still hot as shit and that the fans are still there to jerk off to her and I am sure some are…because people are fucking weird….

Or it’s just a weird cash grab for someone with a lot of money, who probably blew through that money, maybe she owes drug dealers a bunch of money, because why the fuck would a 50 year old famous chick who has been married to very rich guys, be doing this….it’s just fucking weird….

But I guess it’s so photoshopped it’s not even her, just a fucking version of her, a caricature of her so it makes it less embarrassing….but sometimes the act of doing it is worse than the pictures from doing it….

Old Denise Richards smut was fine. We didn’t need the update….

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