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2013

19

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am in Vegas.

I am going to pop mollies, marry at least one hooker, possibly kill her accidentally and post it on FB, because that’s what you do…when you don’t want anyone getting in the way of rocking out in huge clubs listening to bad music with important people…and/or tourists spending their life savings from Tennessee who think my Canadian Mexican accent is interesting enough to buy drinks for cuz you told them you are Celine Dion…

Pool parties…have bikinis…Here are some links…

Kim Zolciak Pregnancy Picture…
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Olivia Munn Dislocates Her Shoulder…
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Girls With Huge Fucking Tits
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Irina Voronina in Black Lingerie
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Sexy Body Paint…
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Drunk Man Vs Hulla Hoop
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50 Indy Movies You Need to See Before You Die…
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Anastasia Ashley Has a Butt
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Demi Lovato’s Scary Looking
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Beyonce in Tights
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Pink Panty Upskirt
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Naked Guy Chases Police…
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You’re Confetti-Ing Wrong
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17 People Who Escaped Pain…
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Today in Dead Actors
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A Pair Of Tight Asses. Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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Dog at the Skate Park
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Selena Gomez Looking Shitty in Some Video Interviews
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Hard Rockers Admit their Favorite Pop Songs
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A Bunch of Weirdo Vines
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Angry Ram Attacks Dirt Biker
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Hot Girl Spreading her Hot Vagina
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Lady Gaga’s Ridiculous GMA Entrance
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Chrissy Teigan is Not that Hot…in a One Piece…Showering in Skittles…
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Hotties in the Wild…
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The World’s FIrst Prostitution Drive In
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Courtney Stodden Displays Her Tits At The Beach
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Hitchkiking Masturbator
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Hot Anorexic Sharni Vinson…
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Japanese Cooking Octopus Alive…
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife’s Milk Filled Tits
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Sex in a Tent Prank
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Big Tits
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Pantyless Upskirt with LIPS
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Hot Girls In Sports Bras…
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Slutty Celebrity Pics. Happy Monday.
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Norwegian Girls are Converting to Islam for Beiber Tickets
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Busy Girl on a Trendmill
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This cat Deserves an Oscar
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Some Greek Bikini Ass
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Emily VanCamp and Kat Dennings for Nylon
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Grossest Couple Ever
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Elizabeth Olsen in Dazed and Confused…
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Most Concrete Bricks Broken By a Senior
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Gwen Stefani in a Bikini on a Boat
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Judge Marilyn Milian Topless
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Lady Gaga’s New Video…
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Naked Girls – So Many Naked Girls….
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Some Girls Pleasuring Herself
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Incredibly Awkward Oral Sex Instruments
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Teen Playing With Herself
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A Man With a Black Pussy
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Sydney Leathers or Myla or Farrah

DSFCams is the Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Aug

The Lindsay Lohan vs. Oprah Interview Preview of the Day

You may hate Oprah, because you are a racist and you don’t feel like black people should succeed, especially not at her Oprah level…or maybe you just hate her for being an opportunist cunt who has convinced the world she is trying to save people, or really get to the bottom of the issues, when really she’s just exploiting down on their luck motherfuckers for their own personal gain, like this Lindsay Lohan they are pushing hard…because everyone cares about Lohan, since we’re all brain washed and the real issues of the world just don’t matter, whereas Lohan’s drinking and self destruction does…

The highlight of this video is when Oprah tells Lohan that she’s extremely talented, unlike all the other actors, even though acting doesn’t require talent…or more importantly, when Lohan goes off about how she has a gift to give the world, through shitty movies like The Canyons, that I actually watched and hoped for a drug overdose the entire fucking time.

I mean sitting and watching two delusional cunts talking about how they’ve changed and how much better they are now or that there is a higher purpose for them…is a whole lot of fucking crazy…

But I will say this, I love Lohan even though she’s turned her back on our love, I love her tits, even though they aren’t real, I love that her skin and face is back..and I am ready for her to win an Oscar in the comeback story doesn’t matter…while Oprah remains porn to me, ever since she was the only thing on TV one afternoon and I figured, I’ll give ‘er a go to this thing…..

TO SEE ALL THE PREVIEW CLIPS IF YOU CARE AND YOU DO CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER TITS IN THE CANYONS (GOOD TITS/WORST MOVIE EVER) CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

19

Aug

Sarah Hyland in Her Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some actor in her 20s who looks 12 with budding young breasts most 12 year olds would be too shy to show off because most 12 year olds didn’t work with Sofia Vergara the last 4 or 5 years and learn the tricks of going from single mom pushing 40 to Emmy winner…a trick that happens to be straight from the tits.

She was in Vegas this past weekend, she posted this pic to instagram or some other shit, at least one person masturbated to it, and now is your chance to get up on that too, even if masturbating to pics is some plaid out shit everyone’s doing, you fucking follower…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2013

19

Aug

Rihanna’s Underwear Pics for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna posted some crackhead videos of her in this outfit that she has since removed and I don’t have a copy of because I got my own life to live and it doesn’t mean sitting on ac computer documenting and saving all of Rihanna’s crazy self-produced work…even if I wouldn’t mind if my life consisted of that, since I think Rihanna is amazing…but not quite as amazing as the meltdown we all know is going to happen, because she’s too famous for her own good and the Illuminati always try to squash that by feeding their messengers they find in shanties in the islands through hard drug addiction….drug addiction that is safe to assume Rihanna is already knee deep in thanks to all her crazy…crazy I like because it is half naked.

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

19

Aug

Raica Oliveira for Some Shitty Catalog of the Day

Catalog pics are the fucking best. I mean taking a 29 year old Brazilian model who has been in Sports Illustrated and putting her in shitty clothes, posing her in shitty ways, shooting her from shitty angles that focus primarily on selling the shitty clothes…that she’s fucking awesome..

I mean, it’s not like at her level of model fame, or even at her old model age, she wouldn’t put some effort in and get naked, maybe even spread her vagina for a photographer, I mean none of us would want that, when we can just google vaginas on the internet, and save Raica Oliveira for posing in garbage…am I right?

Posted in:Raica Oliveira

2013

19

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio is in a Bikini of the Day

In case you were wondering where Alessandra Ambrosio was, and I know you were, because you are weird and you wonder about these bitches when you’re not masturbating to them, since your life fucking sucks…She’s in Greece and that doesn’t mean she does it Greek, but having a couple kids probably means she does, because even the biggest vagina misses the tightness their wife once had before making the stupid decision to have kids…a vagina that is luckily wrapped up in her bikini so we can focus on her amazing baby momma recover…rather than that fleshy womb hanging halfway down her thigh, as most mom pussies work….

TO SEE THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2013

19

Aug

Beach Chair Fight of the Day

Sometimes all a beach needs a little friendly game of throw your beach chair at your neighbor to really allow you to take in the horrible techno music, fully embrace your molly roll, as half naked girls in bikinis walk by you….I mean why take in the sun and scenery of a beautiful hot summer day…when you can start beach chair riots…

It happened in Israel, I can’t be too sure if it has anything to do with the Palestinians and the Jews fighting over beach territory, but I am going to assume that it is, provided Palestinians are allowed on the beaches…

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Aug

Helen Flanagan’s Topless Hustle of the Day

Helen Flanagan is the future…I am not sure what that even means or if it is a reference point to us all being doomed because girls are so hung-up on fame and male attention, and not even the typical girls you’d assume would be hung up with male attention, you know the ones with daddy issues…but rather every fucking girl with a cell phone taking camera phone pics for guys to give them likes…and sometimes herpes…if they are lucky enough to make the ill decision of going to meet their biggest fans…because everyone wants to be Famous for nothing, you know, appreciated for their tits, where all they need to do is bow down and out of a traditional TV role level of fame and say to the world “Hey look at me, I’ve got tits”…it’s kinda insane, but it makes for dumb bitches and dumb bitches make for decent blow jobs, but in then again, I’ve never had a blow job I didn’t like, even a shitty blow job is good, so being a vapid cunt who only cares about getting naked on the internet, isn’t a pre-requisite, it just makes jerking off to them easier…and here’s a topless pic I guess this nobody is proud of, probably not as proud as her parents when she said “I’m quitting my well paying TV gig on a national Soap to take off my shirt”…I mean assuming she’s got Parents…

It’s the Glamour model generation and I like it.

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2013

19

Aug

Tara Reid is in a Bikini in Ibiza of the Day

Tara Reid is an angel sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean some perpetual Spring Break in the sky, that is always eternal, and filled with fat necked dudes and fake titty bitches, like a Vegas pool party, where all walks of life, usually horrible places, come to live out their celebrity fantasies like they were J.Lo…by the pool, listening to bad music, wearing shitty bikinis, looking’ awesome with their ravaged fake lip plastic surgery…all wasted as fuck looking for rich dudes to fuck because rich dudes have bottles for them to drink and fun hotel rooms to get smashed in…

I mean I don’t think it’s a horrible life, it’s better than any movie she’s been in, even though she may or may be a little old for this, but sometimes it doesn’t take throwing away your youth, having kids who rob your life to make you the 60 year old in the Foam party rocking’ a Glowstick to Daft Punk…sometimes you can just never bow down from the college days…

I still think she looks good in a bikini, but in my defence, I’ve had sex with sandwich meat before…and it wasn’t even fresh.

Posted in:Tara Reid

2013

19

Aug

Toni Braxton’s Dress Falls Off on Stage of the Day

Toni Braxton is alive…and practicing one of her earlier rolls as a stripper…a stripper they want you to think was discovered when she was singing to herself as she was “Pumping Gas”…which I am guessing is code for rubbing her asshole on a dude’s leg for 10 dollars a song…but that’s just because it’s more fun than thinking about Toni Braxton pumping gas, especially when it is in reference to her dress melting away in the least erotic fucking way possible where she awkwardly dances with a dude in her leotard, hoping no one will notice, but I guess someone noticed, since it ended up on TMZ…which was convenient since before her dress fell off no one remembered Toni Braxton ever was…

I call this…unbreak her dress…she looks better that way….

Here’s the video

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Toni Braxton