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2013

07

Aug

LovelyChey is the DSFCams Girl of the Day

Her name is LOVELYCHEY and she’s fuckng lovely…

You can see how lovely she is by by CLICKING HERE TO SEE HER TOTALLY NSFW VIDEOS

I am drunk, it is late, and some 22 year old Aries, who you may or may not be astrologically connected with but who you may appreciate her self-proclaimed expertise of being wet 24-7, rubbing her tight pink pussy until it creams everywhere, and deep throating….

I mean…don’t threaten me with a good time LovelyChey…let’s get married…

TO SEE HER MASTURBATING ON CAM CLICK HERE

TO GO DIRECTLY TO HER PAGE AND WAIT FOR HER TO COME ONLINE (Literally) CLICK HERE

TO SEE ALL THE GIRLS ON DSFCams CLICK HERE

Posted in:DSFcams

2013

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

Highlight of the day was when some babe was texting and driving and who went nuts when I said “you shouldn’t text and drive”…I’m talking on her period nuts where she was swearing at me and shit…only for me to say “it’s all good baby, no one was hurt”..and for her to peel off like a mad person…I think it was a real love connection…you know as a professional romantic, I really felt the connection….

Or the highlight of the day was trying to convince a lesbian waitress to let me into her lesbian relationship because I felt she was a lesbian who used the most realistic dick dildos…you know not quite a lesbian, just confused by Lady Gaga’s born this way song…that has guided her into eating pussy.

Or the highlight of the day was asking was asking an Old dude with a 25 year old imported wife how much money or viagra he had to make that happen after my friend ran ran over his scooter…he shared with his 20 year old imported Asian wife….

Or maybe it was this twerk video my friends shot of Anastasia Ashley when she was warming up that I’ve been staring at all day….

But the hightlight of the day is probably these links…

I think this is Jessica Alba and her Granny in a Bikini….I’m not sure all I see is Saggy Pussy
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Helen Hunt’s Got Huge Fucking Booty
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A Whole Lot of Downblouse pIcs
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This Panhandler Prank is Genius
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Intense Dance Routine
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Hilary Duff Mom Legs OOZING Mom juice…
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Roomba Riding Shark Cat Cleans the Kitchen
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Sarah Jessica Parker Covers Harper’s Bazaar and it’s Horrible…
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The Funniest Public Bathroom Sign
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Some babe With Small Fake Tits Takin’ Off Her Bikini Top
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Life isn’t All Sunshine and Rainbows….
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Eva Longoria in her Bikini….
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The Worst Celeb Cameos in Video Games
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Boston Priest Caught With Hooker Behind Cemetery
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Some Dude’s Wifey Topless on the Beach
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Carmen Electra is Still Alive and She’s Made of Plastic
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EDM and Rock Live Mash-Up
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The Hottest Pics of Marisa Miller
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I StilL Want to Taste Sienna Miller’s Used up Twat
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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I am into Carla Bruni in a Bikini…My Kind of President’s Wife
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Magic City, Despite the Hot Nude Scenes is Cancelled
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Who’s Up For Some Old Lady Tittie Fucking?
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Rosie Huntington’s Pokies
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Juno Temple Naked in Magic Magic
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Chinese Biker Takes Mattress Home in Style
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini
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Amanda Seyfried Awesome fucking Side Boob
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WOULD YOU HIT IT?
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The North Pole Turning Into a Lake…
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Bella Thorne Is Not Hot
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Amber Heard Gets the GIF Treatment
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This Is When You Know You Have Failed As A Parent
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Boobs Pouring Out of a Bra
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Sexy GIFs of Surfer Chicks…
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A Couple Babes Nude with Oranges
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Chris Brown is Retiring from Music – Who Cares
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Homeless Guy’s Kermit Puppet Queen Rendition Performance
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Homeless Guy Gets Assfucked by a Ghost
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Russian Fish Catches Russian Fisherman
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Riley Keough Awesome Cameltoe
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This Chick Can Ride My Face Any Day. Good God I’d Eat That Shit Up All Damn Day!
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Craziest Police Chase Ever
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Babes in Sports Bras
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A lot of hot as fuck girls getting naked.
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Asian Teen Committed to Finding the G-Spot
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Fat Tits Masturbating
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Asian Pussy Spread
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3 German Girls Masturbating
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Some Tentacle Rape
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Aug

Miley Cyrus Got Herself a New Tattoo of the Day

Miley Cyrus got a new Tattoo because she’s so fucking urban, you know now that she’s gone hip hop, because hip hop is pop music, and she’s a fucking pop star from LA and all she knows is pop…you know even when being underground she’s fucking mainstream cuz she’s Miley Cyrus…and the whole thing would be better if she was choreographing a hipster themed, but not very hipster cuz she’s Miley, and being hipster is impossible, twerk….

Here’s some MTV VMA preview shit…that would be much better if she was shaking that ass…it’s pretty fucking lame…

To See The Rest of the Pics of Her with Kat Von D, my favorite fat nobody Nazi who doesn’t deserve to be famous… CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

06

Aug

Chris Cornell’s Wife Topless on the Beach of the Day

Chris Cornell is some singer from some band you’re probably really into called Soundgarden cuz you are stuck in the 90s because that was the last time you got laid…you’ve fallen off pro, peaked in high school, and that’s ok, because so did this bitch, I mean seriously if I was in a shitty band, the topless bitch I was married to would not look like this pile of slippy shit….but i’ll still post the pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chris Cornell|NSFW

2013

06

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Leaving the Gym of the Day


Rosie Huntington-Whitely is pretty spectacular…I like when she gets her fitness game on, not quite as much as I like when she gets her fucking old, bald, jacked up dudes game on, or even as much as when she gets her making Megan Fox obsolete, not because of Megan Fox’s pregnancy, but because she showed how a talentless model can carry her role, and not even as much as I like seeing her topless for fashion…but enough to do this post…she’s a babe.

TO see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

To see more ass pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

06

Aug

More from Rihanna’s Cropover Party of the Day

You’ve probably seen these pics of Rihanna at her Bajan Crop over event doing her whole Caribana shit and if you’re like me, you probably loved it, if you’re a racist you probably hated it, thinking it was a negro festival and that shouldn’t happen, and if you’re a Christian, like Rihanna, but less confused about being a Christian, and more into being a slut…an exhibitionist slut…who loves attention because she sold her fucking soul to the devil and as far as I’m concerned it was a good deal..

Apparently, this is the video…

Here are the pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

06

Aug

Anastasia Ashley’s Warm Up Twerk of the Day

Her name is Anastasia Ashley. If you’ve never heard of her, she’s a pro surfer I’ve posted on before. If you have heard of her, you know she’s got an amazing surfer ass, a surfer ass that she’s warming up the right way before her recent surf contest, that according to the internet, she didn’t win in competition but seriously fucking won in her warm up….a warm-up she twerked her way through while listening to her iPod while the other surfers looked on in confusion…a warm-up I want to marry…a warm-up I wish I could write a song for…a song where the chorus goes like this “do that warm-up on my dick”….it’s a work in progress, I’m not very musical…but it gets the point across….

This is amazing. Her ass is amazing. Her warm-up…amazing…all sports need warm-ups like this…all high school gym classes need warm-ups like this…all amateur and pro sporting events need warm-ups like this…hell all gym work-outs need warm-ups like this. It’s fucking perfect, she’s fucking perfect…

The best thing in all this is that I have a feeling she has no idea that she’s being watched, you know she’s a surfer and surfers just don’t give a fuck…I have a feeling she has no idea she’s being filmed as she warms up before the contest…which makes it so much hotter, at least to me, because I’m all about watching a bitch, whether through her bedroom/bathroom window…or in public..I’m a creep like that…a creep who needs more twerking in my life…

via VIDHUNTR

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2013

06

Aug

Elena Satine Naked in Magic City of the Day

I’ve never seen the show Magic City, apparently it’s about Miami in the late 50s, a time when Miami was probably just as Cuban, which is probably why they made the show, knowing that Cubans would watch it obsessively…

I’ve never heard Elena Satine, but I am quickly become a fan of her work, all naked and dressed like Marilyn, someone get this chick an Oscar, I believe her struggle…and the depth of her character…and by depth of her character…I mean her bra size…

I’m always down for an aspiring actor to pay her rent and aspire the naked way…it’s better than working a strip club and who knows, maybe she’ll get famous for her tits, I mean this is a far better strategy than fucking execs as some call girl or some shit, unless of course she’s only here from fucking execs…and who cares if she is, we’re all fucking hookers….it’s human nature…what matters is her nude scene.

Posted in:Elena Satine|NSFW

2013

06

Aug

Miranda Kerr in Vogue UK of the Day

Miranda Kerr keeps on trying…now that she’s quit Victoria’s Secret, she’s got a whole lot of hustle to do to stay relevant. Now that she hasn’t got the marketing team of the brand behind her, she’s gotta figure this out on her own, because the second no one cares and forget she exists is the second she’s gotta go back to making babies with A-listers and that shit is dirty for a pussy, it just ravages it, but not too dirty for me to turn my back on it, if anything it’s just the right amount of dirty that I’d want to volunteer to use my mouth to clean it up…

So she’s in Vogue UK, she still matters for now, people pay attention to her, because if you don’t, it’s back to the delivery room shitting out babies from her twat…and we can’t have that..because even if she bounces back, there’s no real guarantee she’ll bounce back quite enough…

I’m still a fan of her alien face…thanks to the rest of her body….a body that she’s barely covering with clothes, but still covering too much for my liking, strategic nudity that’s just a miserable cocktease…the fucking worst…

All this to say, keep up the good work bro. You don’t need that evil empire to own you. Break free…run while you can….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

06

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute in her Bra for Mango of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute has an insane fucking body…and by body I mean tits…tits that before they went all commercial and sold out to the brands and the bras they make were NAKED …probably not for money…because that’s how you take a babe from who gives a fuck where, but I’ll assume somewhere run by the Russian mob, from a fate of pissing on webcam for perverts like you, to getting paid heavy, almost as heavy as her heavy hanging breasts, to get half naked for billion dollar brands…

I’m thinking she’s from one of those weird Soviet test sites that are near a nuclear plant or some kind of lab facility that fucked with cloning back in the 70s to win Olympic medals, to prove that communism rocks…

You know like one of those small towns your shitty car breakdowns in, where all the girls are 6 foot tall big-C cup, looking for new cock to fill them…only that never happens, that’s why this bitch was scooped up by big companies, she’s a freak of nature, in a good way.

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