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2013

01

Aug

Tyra Kisses Bow Wow of the Day

Fat Tyra decided to kiss Bow Wow on BET, that’s the NON-White Television that is primarily watched by suburban white kids Television.

Apparently, this was a “Remix” as the urban folk say, or like Tyra would say, because despite her skin color, she’s whiter than the cocaine I railed last night, only because the cocaine I do is usually cut with piss.

Meaning, 3 years ago, she kissed him on her show, because she’s a fucking pervert child molester, cradle robber, that no one wants to charge, because Bow Wow isn’t actually a child, like his name would suggest, but rather a grown ass man, making out with models on TV in the tail end of their careers…

Some of you may like this, cuz you used to jerk off to Tyra, but I have a feeling the majority of you are racist hicks, and find this offensive…

I’m posting it anyway…

Posted in:Tyra Banks

2013

01

Aug

Paloma Passos for Marie Claire Brasil of the Day

My favorite thing about models is pretty fucking simple, they get half naked in pictures, usually for very little money, all in hopes of never having to work at Walmart, or in Paloma Passos’ case, the Brazilan version of Walmart ever again…

They want the good life, they want the A-List jobs and boyfriends, you know top clients and cock, but the only way to do that is by putting in work…and the only work people notice..is half naked…and as some fat dude in canada, watching from the internet sidelines on my soiled couch in my soiled sweatpants, that works out fine for me, because staring at pictures is far easier to fuck then real people, you don’t have to drug pictures to pull your dick out…right?

Posted in:Paloma Passos

2013

01

Aug

I Like Girl Surf Videos of the Day

I’ve been trying to convince Anastasia Ashley to marry me for as long as I’ve known she’s existed and started following her on the internet…unfortunately she never answers me…but the good news is, she’s hasn’t blocked me….not even when I threatened to kidnap her and lock her in my basement feeding her very little until she became to weak to resist my love…I mean there’s very little less romantic than that level of passion to break the laws for a bitch…But I guess in this generation, Romance is dead, people just want to fuck, and Anastasia Ashley is busy not fucking me..

But the good news is, I get to watch her surf videos over and over, pretending the wave she was riding was my dick…with her pussy.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2013

01

Aug

Jessie J Pantsless of the Day

Who the fuck is Jessie J, and why am I looking at pictures she posted of herself in a fucking leotard like she matters, oh right, cuz she’s in a fucking leotard, and historically, that makes her matter…I mean any bitch who squeezes into any outfit that touches her asshole, pussy and tits at the same time, is as famous as she needs to be…which is famous enough for me to ask her to autography my face…with her pussy.

Posted in:Jessie J

2013

01

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I may have failed as a Man, but I didn’t fail at following two babes, one in the shortest fucking shorts ever, as she did her nightly fitness walk…I kept right up with that shit like I was a pro athlete…and walking wasn’t the hardest thing ever…all thanks to a pair of shorts…

I am a new man, but I had to sleep 20 hours to recover from all the effort…

Here are some morning links…

Kate Hudson Booty
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Pick Pocket Ferret
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The Best NEws Bloopers of JUly
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The Best POV Motorcycle Videos Online
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33 Girls Teasing You
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Jojo is Leaving Her Record Label
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The Hottest Nude Celebs For PETA
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Courtney Stodden Eats a Vegan Hot Dog
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Obama is Doing the Tonight Show…Really?
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The Most Ridiculous Parking Attempt Ever
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This is the Hottest Tanning Babe Pic of the Year
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Baby Elephant Plays in the Pool
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My highlight of the day, other than staring at young ass in skimpy summer clothes, was when I got in a fight with some tranny looking contestant from Joe Millionaire who is in her 40s and has too much plastic surgery…because she’s rude.

ME: -> are you trying to start a fight bro?

IT: -> come on move on now…I am wishing you well and I am not a bro

ME: -> you could very easily be a tranny and your implants you need to chill out on the plastic surgery bro

IT: -> ok thank you for those kind words

ME: -> Octomom looks more “natural” – I don’t understand why girls do that to themselves

IT: -> and u never will

ME: -> i will and I do – it stems from self hatred, feelings of inadequacies, not having a father, insecurity. i get it. Maybe if you got tear drop shaped implants, it’d be a better strategy.

IT: -> are you talking about yourself .?

ME: -> no, i was just looking at your topless pics. are you an escort or stripper? or just a party girl and is your husband hetero?

IT: -> you are a guy with a mask posting girls pics online which you hate to people you hate or wanna be, I do get that. I don’t waste energy of people like you and I hope your “blog” gives you what you want. bye bye

ME: -> Are you 100 years old? Is that why your face looks like that. You’re a monster. You should be in horror movies, not reality shows from 1999.

****BLOCKED****

Here are some links….

Some Girls Showing Off their Nice Round Asses
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Hot Pics of Lohan Leaving Rehab
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Simon Cowell Knocked Up His Best Friend’s Wife
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Kirsten Dunst’s Got Huge Boobs….
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Meet Natalia Prozorova a Hot Russian Model…
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Hot Asian Low Level Model
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Amber Heard Hot in Flare…
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DSFCams are the Cams of the Future…
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I am in Love with Angelica
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Sara Jean Underwood Hanging Upside Down in Yoga Pants
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Black Or White. Who’d You Rather Fuck
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Model Jessica Gomes in Bathing Suits
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All Movies are Better with Sharks
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The 18 Most Insane Russian Videos of July
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If you’re wondering what that tickle is in your ear – don’t watch this…
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10 Awesome Videos of Idiots Failing at Pointless Stunts
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Ronda Rousey Topless in Maxim
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Girls Gone Wild
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Big Tits And Water Sports. Life Is Grand!
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Original stepGIRL Lisa Zee on Venice Beach Looking Hot of the DAy
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Jessica Chastain for Some Magazine
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Shirley Jones’ Secret to Looking Good at 80…
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Sophie Turner Pink Bikini
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Natalie Morris Topless!
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Blonde with Great Tits at the Beach
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Fernanda Marin Hot Wet Fucking See Through
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Paris Hilton Nipples In A Bikini
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Amanda Seyfried Hot Tight Body at the Premiere of Lovelace
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Erin Heatherton Smoking in her Bandage Dress….Cuz that’s how Models Diet.
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The Hottest Barber You’ll See
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Chloe Amour is an Amazing Naked Chick…
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Try to Figure Out This Photo Series from Asia
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Isla Fisher in a Swimsuit!!
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Irina Shayk in Gym Clothes
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Gives Her Boyfriend a Blowjob on Live TV
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Awesome Lesbians Going At It
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Girl Enjoying Double Penetration
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Hidden Cam Captures Girl Masturbating in the Toilet / on the Toilet
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Black Dude Gets Fucked on a Speeding Train
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Girl Dressed Like a School Girl Touches her Asshole
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Weirdo Cam Girl
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2 Girls 1 Webcam
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Bonny is an Awesome Busty Cam Masturbator…
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Slutty Cam Girls Love Fucking Themselves on Cam
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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Get Into Phone Sex!! It’s a Welcomed Throwback
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

Jul

Girl Gives a Blowjob at a Televised Volleyball Game of the Day

This is just crazy….I mean I guess men’s indoor volleyball is not hot babes playing beach volleyball and that can be pretty fucking boring…or a perfect time to get your dick sucked…hopefully not because it turns you on….

Fucking in public, like really in public, with people sitting next to you is amazing, it is the future, and the future is now.

I know that I’m not complaining, the weirder people’s sex becomes thanks to the internet desensitizing us, the better it is for a pervert like me who likes watching…but I am sure her parents are…assuming she has parents…as this kind of wild behavior of girls so horny they can’t not have dick in their mouth usually comes from homes without a day…

I mean this couple got on TV for their behavior, now they are famous, all for a blowjob, that’s better than bitches I know who suck so much cock and get no TV time….

Either way, this video changed my life for the fucking better.

I like how he kissed her head…so romantic…especially in a public arena blowjob setting…what a gentleman…

Posted in:Videos

2013

31

Jul

Lana Del Rey’s Hot House Hunting Pose of the Day

I am so into the paparazzi when they snap off pics of Lana Del Rey showing off her panties , even if I don’t give a fuck about Lana Del Rey, or find Lana Del Rey hot in any way, other than that she’s got some pretty catchy anti-pop-pop songs…I gotta appreciate her bending over a Jag as looking for some over-priced house in LA, because she’s living the good life…and I’m just bummed I can’t see her asshole…cuz like I always say, an asshole is the gateway into a girl’s soul….you just have to fuck it right.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lana Del Rey

2013

31

Jul

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the DAy

Britney Spears decided to walk around in a bikini and it wasn’t as disgusting or amazing as it could have been. I mean seeing fetus head, cheetos, a bottle of Mountain Dew sticking out of her cunt like it was old times would have been a lot more fun…

I mean sure, she’s not offensively fat, she’s actually kind fit and thick, in a fertile bitch I want to fuck like I was K-Fed and not just because it comes with a retirement plan kind of way…but in a she’s got good fucking booty to stick it in her pooper, even if said pooper smells like fast food…no wait…especially since said pooper smells like fast food.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2013

31

Jul

Snooki in a Bikini of the Day

Apparently this is a bikini, but it looks more like a diaper, which is appropriate because Snooki shits so hard that it comes out as a living and breathing creature they pretend is a baby…

You see, as a pile of shit so horrible she can’t be human, anything that comes out of her has to be shoot…

I can’t accept that she can reproduce, the government wouldn’t allow that…unless you believe theories that the government wants us all dumb so they can fuck us over…but that can’t be possible…either can Snooki being a mom…

MTV, I hate you for creating this….even when it is half naked…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Snooki