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2013

01

Aug

Sharon Stone Old Lady Bikini Pics of the Day

I would say that Sharon Stone is scary, especially in her bikini, because she’s old as fuck, but I kinda like it. I mean sure she’s gone through menopause, and probably 100s of men, giving her a vagina that is probably better to look at in slow motion and zoom watching the Basic Instinct DVD, I mean if you’re scared of an old used pussy, which I’m not…

The fact is, she walks around in see through shirts she just doesn’t give a fuck, almost like senile bitch, confused as fuck, at the grocery store in her underwear, only a little more refined and on luxury vacations, spreading her twat in a bikini, because she’s already put herself out there, and now, as she falls apart, is public domain, ready to be stared at by anyone willing to stare at her…and I am pretty ready to stare at her…

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2013

01

Aug

Paulina Gretzky Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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There’s really nothing to hate about Paulina Gretzky. She’s a rich kid, living the rich kid life, and she’s not fat or anything, I mean as far as I’m concerned, if I had the opportunity to be permanently in a bikini, having cocktails served my way all fucking day, I’d be Tara Reid about it too. I mean what do people expect her to do, get a job? I mean her allowance is probably enough to get by, and her credit card probably has a nice limit, and her dad’s got enough money that even if she tried as hard as she could to spend even enough for him to notice, he wouldn’t notice..it’s the life of the riches..and at least she looks good doin the good life, her bro she’s posing with, not so much…but I’m too busy staring at her vagina and hip to waist ratio to notice him.

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2013

01

Aug

Courtney Stodden Eats a Vegan Dog of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is a magical creature who makes a mockery of the hollywood and entertainment industry…but more importantly of the media and tabloid industry…because despite having never done anything but marry a d-lister, she’s got people talking about her like she matters…she’s even booking events where she is in a bikini…for PETA…rockin’ her animal friendly clown-like, circus performance caliber, novelty sized, tits…pretty much in line with the rest of her brand…from being a child bride who looked like a washed up hooker at 16, to this nonsense, I’m just ready to get on with it and have the sex tape released…because she’s built herself to look like a pornstar, she might as well do fucking porn, I guess she’s waiting for people to stop caring…I’m surprised they haven’t already.

To See the pics of her in the Lettuce Bikini CLICK HERE

Yesterday’s Irina Shayk’s Cameltoe of the Day

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Sometimes I post so much that by the time a picture of some low level mail order bride who played her mail order bride career properly because she’s hot as fuck…and good enough to be hired by a pro-soccer player in need of a beard…because being gay wouldn’t work out so well with him and his fans who get boners for him…which ended up landing her in SI Swimsuit loved by everyone and not just paying customers…which I guess is okay with her, but deep down inside she was born a whore and will die a whore and will show her pussy even if it’s through spandex pants…pants so good they would motivate me to go the gym….

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2013

01

Aug

Milla Jovovich for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Milla Jovovich may be 100 years old, a mom, but she’s still got it going on, at least when in a bra for a magazine, like it was 1998 and this was the Fifth Element premiere, and not 15 years later…but I have a feeling these are old pictures…and I have a feeling she looks a bit like a dude in a bra…your favorite…

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2013

01

Aug

Behati Prinsloo Got Some Juicy Jeans of the Day

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Behati Prinsloo is unfortunately tainted by Adam Levine so bad that she’s willing to marry the motherfucker…

I guess that’s just what these models do in their off time, they fight with each other to see who can land the biggest earning musician…

Behati is so bad at it, that she was willing to get back with said musician, who happens to be Adam Levine, after dated 3-4 other models who are hotter than her after they broke up…

I guess hat’s what true love is all about people…we just need to use models to show us the light…the light that is getting knocked the fuck up as fast as possible and not worrying about who else he fucks as long as you’re the one legally in line for 50% of his assets or at least a decent alimony settlement even though you make a million dollars or more a year as a fucking model.

Because it’s all about winning the “which A-Lister can you marry and get impregnated by”…contest…

I find her pathetic, but she’s an immigrant and doesn’t know better, and here she is in pants for Juicy, Juicy Pants for a Juicy girl, who only gets Juicy if you have so much radio play people want you and your high pitched voice dead.

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2013

01

Aug

Daniela Braga for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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I want to have sex with Daniela Braga…she’s got less of a fashion model and more of a porn chick look, straight out of Brazil, which makes you wonder, does she have a penis, would you find her in a tranny bar, and if you did would you still do it, and the answer..is yes…yes you would…at least I would…you know a girl so hot you’d suck her dick if she had one…no homo.

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2013

01

Aug

Ronda Rousey for Some Random Men’s Magazine I’ve Never Heard of of the Day

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Ronda Rousey is the lesbian, who may not actually be a lesbian, but who I saw fight a lesbian, in the first Female UFC match, that I think the lesbian was in on, just to have the chance to scissor with Ronda in public forum, so that people believed her when she told the story at the lesbian bar…which I guess makes Ronda Rousey a gay basher…like Russia.

She’s posing in some half naked men’s magazine pics, and it is semi erotic knowing that legally she’s considered a lethal weapon, all trained to kill if she needs to and shit, which would make being her submissive pretty fucking effective, even though powerhouses like this, usually like finding a dude to dom them, and powerhouses like this get off to being punched in the fucking face and locked in cages in the basement so much they made a job out of it.

She’s fit, she’s got a body, she’s a killer and I approve.

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2013

01

Aug

Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger for LOVE Magazine of the Day

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Models Saskia De Brauw, Jessica Hart and Georgia May Jagger are in their underwear or bikini bottoms on the streets for Love magazine, because Love magazine is so edgy and intense and crazy really make revolutionary social commentary on the state of the world we live in by using models no one really gives a fuck about, except maybe Georgia May cuz she’s an heir to Mick, or Jessica Hart because she’s Gold Mining Greek Billionaire Stavros the Paris Hilton Herpes Carrier….

I don’t know what that social commentary is, but figure it’s got to do with girl with the cowboy hat on has some pretty loose skinned cellulite legs and an ass that looks like it is eating itself…even after photoshop…I guess they are telling me that skinny’s hot when it’s tight and fit and not slim fat and sloppy…

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2013

01

Aug

Justin Bieber Treats a Phone Like it was Selena Gomez of the Day

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Everyone’s favorite illuminati Canadian from Youtube turned bratty weird pants wearing pop star with an ego because let’s face it, he’s Justin Bieber and bigger than god…more importantly, unlike most child stars, he’s still around…they usually fall off after society turns on them…you know locked up with a drug addiction self destructing in a hotel room in Los Angeles…and not still on stage….on stage shoving Cell Phones down his pants and throwing it away, like he did with Selena Gomez…and his tampons…once a month…because anything dressed like this has got to have a vagina…even if said vagina is a man-pussy that Usher has frequented back when they signed their first contract…where at least one of the line items stipulated “You can’t sue me for sexual harassment or molestation”…cuz when millions of dollars are involved and a mother doesn’t really care about anything but those millions…those things can be overlooked…we call it the Disney Clause…

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