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2013

02

Aug

Megan Fox is Pregnant Again of the Day

Megan Fox has decided to continue her family planning with her high school TV crush she finally landed when she moved to LA, who I guess she sold her soul to in exchange for a career when so many equally hot and more talented girls were getting the gigs she wanted, because why else would she be so committed to such a joke, even if he had a huge cock, he’s still some 90210 has-been…which I guess works out nicely now, cuz she’s a has been too…a has been who may not get work, but who can still get pregnant, but more importantly, who can still do duck face, even with all that botox and fillers she’s rockin’…

She’s the worst, her second pregnancy comes from a place I call not getting work after her first pregnancy, that she might as well just commit to being a parent, she’s got enough money to retire, her 20s paid her well, and now it is over for her and her vagina, even though I always thought it was over for her the first time David from 90210 penetrated her and brainwashed her…with his dick.

She’s a weak person, who never went nude, but will, now that it’s too late…but at least her legacy will live on from such great movies as….I don’t even know what she’s been in…who cares…she’s pregnant and I hate pregnant chicks…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2013

02

Aug

Kate Bosworth for Instyle UK September of the Day

You wanna know what I like? Kate Bosworth, cuz she’s some hot old enough to be a mom, who doesn’t look like a mom because she probably hasn’t had a kid yet, but she has probably had at least one abortion.

You know an actor, from whipped cream bikini fame, turned nobody, turned model, all tall and lean, who even in her old age is looking amazing…who unlike most 39 year olds, hasn’t let her looks go to shit,even if her vagina has…because as long as their clothed, no one needs to see the damage done from baby making or at least trying to baby make, like with Kate Bosworth, I’m sure she’s had so much cum in her that if we were to fill a bath tub with it… it’d be disgusting, but when she’s showing off her thin legs, in pictures none of that matters…In fact I am kinda into it.

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2013

02

Aug

Magdalena Frackowiak for Hogan of the Day

I have a crush on this model. Her name is Magdalena Frackowiak , and she’s got a pretty fucking legendary body. She’s one of the vaginas that the evil people at Victoria’s Secret are dabbling with to see if they will use her as part of their first string team, you know she’s young now, and they need to put her the ringer to see if she’s up to their standards of selling her fucking soul to them, or more importantly, that she’s got marketability that will make making her famous worth their time.

I prefer when SHE POSES NUDE

But this awesome booty shot for some company works for me, I’m easy to please like that.

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2013

02

Aug

Isabella Lindblom Hot Nude Pics of the Day

This Isabella Lindblom bitch has been modeling for a long fucking time, like so many hundreds or thousands of decent looking girls who are 5 foot 7 or taller, who think they have some sort of edge that the fashion industry will pick up on, as they do low level shoots for free for anyone willing to take a pic of them, in hopes of it opening some doors, you know build that portfolio to a place where people will actually pay them, so they can live the good glam life of getting paid millions to pose in shitty sweatshop made clothes…you know livin’ the fucking dream cuz they are tall and skinny and can…

Well, I guess she’s still not household, so she’s still out there showing her nipple hoping to get noticed, and being the good guy I am, I figure I’d notice, cuz nipples are fun…especially when they come with such desperation.

Posted in:Isabella Lindblom|NSFW

2013

02

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s in a Bikini Like It’s her Job of the Day



The best thing about a model, especially a bikini model, in a bikini, is that she does it so well, I mean that’s why she gets paid all that money to do it…

The worst thing about a model, especially a bikini model, in a bikini, is that she’s on the beach with her kids, reminding me that under those bikini bottoms she’s wearing for free, is a ravaged mom vagina, that isn’t all that tight…cuz no kegels can really restore a vagina to it’s original form despite what moms will tell you, as no girls, not even those who bang black cocks, ever want to admit their junk is stretched out like a animal pelt being turned into a pair of fine italian shoes…

I don’t know what that means, but it made sense at the time I wrote it. What I do know is that this is the bikini model equivalent a dentist doing free dental work for homeless people, or some doctors doing doctors without border, or some lawyer helping out some ghetto mom on welfare for free…you know some community, pro-boner shit, only the bikini model’s more about the pro-boner than about actually helping anyone with her “life work” of standing around lookin’ pretty…a contribution to society, one could argue is not quite a contribution.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2013

02

Aug

LAPD of the Day

This cop is the Rhubarb lady of police work. She doesn’t like tatted up gangsters…who park in parking lots…I find her assertiveness kinda hot, far hotter than the bike cops I saw last night who were chasing a “perp”…that’s what they call them…because they looked so fucking silly…even in their spandex police shorts…I mean I’d let them arrest me on bike just because I’d feel bad that they were put on bike patrol, like that’s a shitty fucking deal, so I’d want to help them look good to their peers who get to drive the cars and motorcycles, you know and carry the real guns…

If you don’t like, maybe you’ll prefer this dude’s attempt at getting an insurance claim.

Cops are the worst.

Posted in:LAPD|Videos

2013

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night was a series of amazing starting with BBQ, fat strippers with attitude, and I mean fat fucking strippers who didn’t know they were fat, karaoke and ended with some dumpy chick making out with her hot chick friend to try to make the guy she was flirting with more into her…because now when he brings her home, she comes with a hot chick… a hot chick she was not letting go of no matter what, she had was grabbing at her ass so hard, all I saw was from the wrist up…I am sure more happened, I just don’t care to remember.

Here are some morning links…you morons…

Man Hangs Himself During Tough Mudder
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Jennifer Aniston’s Got a Swollen GUNT – Pregnancy Rumors Start Now
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Bad Girls Bend
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Facts that will Horrify You…
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DIY Pasties
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The Best Coming of Age Movies
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Kirsten Dunst Hard Nipples Turn Me On…
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Insanely Crowded Pool
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Jenna Malone in Glamour
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Failed pick-up line of the day:

I kinda wish you let me in your pocket…your front pocket…you know the one nature gave you.

Here are some links…


Tyra Kissing Bow Wow
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bra…
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A Whole Lot of Hot Asses
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Fashion Bloggers in Their Bikinis…Who Cares…
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Jena Malone Get Chic…
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This Seal Loves to Spin
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In Love with a Surfer…and her Ass….
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Some Chick Named Stacey Cooke Caught Topless Sunbathing
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The Hottest Photoshoots of JUly
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Kate Upton Is Braless. Leaves Me Speechless
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It’s a Twerk Off!
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Some Babe Named Mindi Posing Half Naked
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Truck Sandwich!
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Lemonade Stand Robbed at Gun Point
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Her Name is Forlani from False Witness
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Rita Ora Hot in a Yellow Bra!
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Lena from Girls Being Fed like the Farm Animal She Is
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Jackass – Bad Grandpa Trailer Looks Legendary
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This Cunt Needs Her Salad Tossed
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Fenanda Motta is a Hot Model….
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8 Celebs Trying to Escape Their Bodies
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Nick Cannon Hosts Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
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Courtney Stodden in Lettuce Bikini
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So Many Hot Redheads
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Excited Driver Spots a Moose
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Pokies
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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7 Epic Markting Mistakes Made By Big Brands
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Mena Suvari Alien Head and Calves
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Courtney Stodden in a Lettuce Bikini
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Nina Agdal in a Halter Top
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Dumbass Pics a Fight with the Cops
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Oprah Hates the N Word
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Video Footage from Italy Tornado
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Some Serious Fucking Tits
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Ashley Sky is a Dream Girl
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Sandra Bullock is Really Committed to Convincing People She’s not a NAzi
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Bear Steals a Dumpster
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Amber Heard in Flare
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Some Hipster Chick Performing as Her Cat Gets Up in her Face
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Kate Hudson with her Nephews….
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Alessandra Sorcinelli in a Tri-Kini
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25 Pics of Emily Ratajkowski
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Some Hot Tits on Some Chick Named Victoria Rae Black….
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Drunk Girls Deep Throating Beer
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Kat Graham Jogging
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Homewrecker Hall of Fame Goes To…Simon
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35 Images of Hilarious Pics
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Miss Italy in a Bikini
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This Guy Can Really Shred
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Asian Girls is the Worst Song Ever
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Mysteriously Lit Babes
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Bieber Puts Fan’s Phone Down His Pants….
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Girl Head Spins on a Pop Can…I prefer When They Insert Them in their Asses
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Foot Job!!
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Some Freak Bitch covers Herself in Peanut Butter and Lets Dogs Lick it Off her WTF
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Curly Blonde Masturbates in her Parents Bathroom
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Teen Masturbates with a Vacuum Cleaner…
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Toying and Squirting…
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Ass Spread
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Chubby Chick…
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Hot Young Thing Masturbates….
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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Get Into Phone Sex!! It’s a Welcomed Throwback
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

01

Aug

Olivia Wilde Topless in Drinking Buddies of the DAy

Olivia Wilde irritates me because she changed her name from Cock Burn to Wilde, which in and of itself is kind of pretentious. I mean as a slut trying to make it in America, you’d think she’d embrace Cockburn as a name, since it is something that by default happens to cock after she’s done having unprotected sex with it, I mean that’s probably the whole reason why she’s getting married, I mean once you get Cockburn, you can’t really go fuck other girls, for fear of giving them cockburn too.

Well she’s in a movie, she’s topless, this is apparently the clip.

The movie is called Drinking Buddies. I’ve never heard of it, but I am pretty bummed it doesn’t involve her ass being spread…cuz spread ass is better than this PG-13 shit…

Posted in:NSFW|Olivia Wilde

2013

01

Aug

Hilary Duff Posing with her Homegrown Sex Toys of the Day

Hilary Duff posed with some homegrown sex toys she made in her garden, because as a famous head of a billion dollar company, she knows how important it is for sustainable living…you know the whole Green movement…

So why use plastics in your hippie ass, when you can use vegetables designed to be inserted in your hippie ass, by nature…it just doesn’t make sense to leave that carbon footprint.

I hear the big one is for her ass…a tribute to her husband’s memories of Hockey team initiation..self-hazing…and that is pretty hot…

Posted in:Hilary Duff