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2013

25

Jul

Girl Gives Her Friend a Wedgie on a Swing of the Day

Girls are such bitches. So catty and out to get each other. Even best friends will fuck each other up, if it means comin’ out on top. I blame our animal kingdom genetic code of girls craving to be top bitch that all the dudes want to impregnate, you know fighting for the golden cum, makes them disloyal to each other…and to the dudes they are dating…cuz the second a better one comes a long, they shut it down and move on, it’s all part of them having no soul.

This video is also one ofthe reasons I tell girls they should never wear underwear, because underwear are a liability.

Sure, underwear protects pants from getting smeared up by pussies, forcing a bitch to wash her pants more than she otherwise would. But it also gets in the way of fingering a bitch on the dancefloor, or really anywhere….underwear creates a breeding ground for yeast infections, especially the cheap underwear the bitches I hang with wear, and when in skirts, pussy flashes become far less exciting when there’s a fucking wall of fabric blocking out the meat….

Not to mention, your cunt friends can wedgie you on a swing and put it on the internet…and no one wants that…even if wedgies can feel kinda nice against your clit.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jul

News Reporter Draws a Penis of the Day

If you find this funny, you are such a child….so immature…you probably laugh at fart jokes….you fucking half wit retard who needs the Make a Wish Foundation to step in and help you get to Disney Land or some shit, no wait that’s for dying kids not retarded kids, whatever…

I mean, what we should be feeling is sorry for this poor girl, just trying to get the news to the people, you know and sometimes that involves drawing a dick on TV…

No wait, we should be laughing at her, how did she not realize she’s drawing a fucking dick. Idiot.

Maybe she realizes, dick jokes always win, always go viral, and that this is her version of a sex tape to become household.

Who cares.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jul

Blondtron Brings Merkin Monday Vines of the Day

Yesterday, I was introduced to the Vine of some spectacular Canadian chick who is a professional twerker, whatever that means, but is also kind funny.

Her named is Blondtron and she takes her Vine pretty fucking seriously.

From random hot twerk shit, to other jokes like creative blowjob techniques to her masterpiece….you know the thing that makes her matter….her claim to fame…her life work…#MerkinMonday… which, as you’d suspect, involves her putting random shit on her pussy….

I’m a fan…

Here are some of her MerkinMonday vines….

The Nacho Cheese Merkin…

The Cat Merkin…

The Just Beaver Beiber Merkin…

Here are some of her pics…

It’s pretty special…

Posted in:SMB

2013

25

Jul

iHop Twerk Girl Gets Shown Up by a Dude of the Day

This is an old as fuck video that I’ve probably seen already but don’t remember, because the internet and all the garbage I am exposed to is just one horrible fucking blur of shit.

But it was emailed to me today, and I got a bit of a kick out of it, because last night there was at least one girl twerking, and when I think about it, every time I’ve been in a club or even a bar the last 3 months, there’s a white girl twerking…thinking they got shit on lock, like they have the right to twerk cuz they saw it on MTV and practice it, but really they are just being white girls….straight from the mainstream frats, all slapping the ground as they awkwardly shake their skinny ass…making a mockery of real twerkers…real twerkers like this guy who owns the situation….funny.

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Jul

Anthony Weiner Wiener Pics and the Ass Who Exposed Them of the Day

I don’t care about dick pics, whether they are my own, a celebrities, a politicians, or just filling up the phones of girls I meet in bars and make show me the dick pics in their phone to see how slutty they are, cuz every girl has at least one dick in her phone.

But I do care about sexting, whether it is a silly scandal involving people of interest, or whether it is just some slutty college girl, cuz everyone is doing it, it’s the whole basis of the internet and smart phones. It is why social media works, we are all self taught pornographers, we have all done this, and it is the only hope I have for society…

If dick pics aren’t your thing, here’s the ass of the girl he was sexting, if I was a politician, I’d do better, hell I’m not a politician and I do better.

Her name is Sydney Elaine Leathers, and she takes shitty selfies. Her pose is all wrong, and those high waisted panties, seriously? are you in your 40s bitch?

I guess on the internet things live forever.

Posted in:Anthony Weiner|NSFW

2013

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about being known as a pervert celebrity smut peddler is that when I see girls or meet girls and they know anything about the site…they are down to be slutty…usually they won’t let me take pics of me sucking on their tits…but they are always down to let me suck on their tits.

It’s like if present it as “it’s all in good fun”…with enough persistence…while they are wasted and they are always down and it doesn’t even require roofies.

Last night, I went from trying to get girls naked at a Riff Raff photoshoot, to trying to get girls naked at his hotel room, to trying to get girls naked at the show, to trying to get girls naked at the restaurant…and motherfuckers, there were tits.

Here are some morning links…

So many Hot Assese…So Little Time
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Uncensored Weiner Wiener
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Here’s the Ass of the Girl Weiner was Sexting
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Shakira’s Ass Causes Tidal wave!
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Fashion Models in Minnie Mouse Ears. Hip.
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Dog Gets Saved with CPR and It’s Amazing…
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Girls Wearing Corsets
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Porcupine Eats Bananas
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Michelle Williams in Some campaign
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Holy Shit – This Man Just Gave Birth…
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Supercut of Wolverine Screaming
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Rush Hour in Beijing
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Perfectly Executed Sawed in Half Prank
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Family Guy and The Simpsons Crossover Happening in 2014
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics And Their Tits
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Millions of Hot Babes Web Camming…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Wednesday and time to get my fuck on….which unfortunately means avoiding my wife’s fat pussy…that is unfortunately also stinky and disgusting thanks to obesity, diabetes, high sugar intake and an inability to wipe.

A vagina she tries to make me eat out in exchange for free rent…because that is what marriage is all about..

I can’t wait to get a divorce.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Dennis Rodman Killin’ It at a Bikini Fashion Show
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This is Probably the Next Batman
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So Many Braless Girls!
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Josie Canseco in a Bikini is Pretty Awesome
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This Sawed in Half Prank is Genius
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DSFCams is the fucking Future of Cam Girls…
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Where are they Now – The Actors on the Cover of the 2003 Vanity Fair Teen Issue…
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Some Crazy Bass
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Michelle Williams for Louis Vuitton
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Bus Drives Through Flood
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Jada Cheng is Some Asian Bitch With Fake Tits…
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Little Kids Failing
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Kate Winslet Thickness
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Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples
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Leilani Dowding Nipple Slip on a Paddleboard
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Classy People…
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Mother Places Ad to Get Son Laid
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The Howe Sisters Aren’t That Hot
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Lookin’ Down Naya Rivera’s Shirt….
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Wrestling Nip Slip
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Wolverine Press Conference
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Some Brest Checking
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Alyssa Arce Knows How to Use Twitter
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Big Boob Football
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What is this Retard Trying to Achieve?
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16 Beach Fails
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25 Funny Pics
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32 Hottest Summer Glau Pics
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Hot Girl in a Brazilian Cut Bikini
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5 Things You Didn’t Know About Emily Ratajkakakakakaski
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News Host Says we hunted the DILDO into Extinction…and I love it.
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Jennifer Lawrence Videobombs At Comic-Con
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Pink in Blowjob Stance.
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Girl Entertains Dolphin with Gymnastics
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Hundreds If Not 1000s of Webcam Babes Web Camming…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Bitch Named Monica Masturbating
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Some Blonde Pussy on Cam….
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Clean and Wet Lesbian
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Girl Gets Fisting
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Lesbian Strap-On Fucking
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Amazing Amateur Airplane Masturbation
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Scariest Pussy Ever
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Fun – Interesting Webcam Show…That Will Scare You
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Many Cam Girls Willing to Cam Girl….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Jul

Margaret Cho Has an Orgasm While Reading of the Day

I’ve seen this Youtube video concept of girls reading while riding some kind of vibrator until they reach orgasm….an idea I thought was clever and worth watching because I appreciate good literature and by good literature I mean clothed girls reaching orgasms….except when it is Margaret Cho…because she is digusting…

Posted in:Margaret Cho

2013

24

Jul

Selena Gomez Has a Slutty 21st Birthday of the Day

Selena Gomez turned 21, so it was only natural for her to be wearing a bra with a heavy underwire that she had her homies put on instagram, along with other pics of her cuddling up to some older dude, who is rubbing what is either her thigh or ass, because now that she is legal, she can rage out and get booze soaked, like a college coed, without all the education, because Disney cultivated her to be a robot puppet to brain wash your children, and keeping her as ignorant as possible is all part of their plan, she asks less questions that way.

As much as I don’t really care for this chipmunk lookin’ girl who is bragging on social media that her video and song got more airplay that Jay-Z, in what I can only assume are Illuminati popularity contests, but I’m always down for drunk sluts causing scenes, even if they are annoying while doing it, especially when they are sex offenders who rape Biebers when Biebers are underage and only into cock.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

24

Jul

Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples on Set of the Day

Jennifer Aniston kinda lost her appeal when she hit menopause. Seeing her hard nipples, even if she’s cast as a stripper, reminds me of when I see an old lady in the drug store buying her blood pressure medication, hit by the Air Conditioning. You know thick granny nipples, that have been sucked for generations, all thick and callused.

But maybe she’s not that bad yet, I mean she’s sitting on the fence, a few hormone therapy treatments away from being knocked up, the uterus on the last legs, so it’s not quite a fetish to jerk off to her yet, but in a 6-12 months, motherfucker, you’ll be into granny porn, and that’s so fucking vile….not that you already aren’t…freak.

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston