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2013

31

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Kendall Jenner is an aspiring bikini model, who at 17 already knows how she wants to leave her mark on the world, she’s already established her superficial, vapid legacy and it is all thanks to her sister’s porno career and her mom’s ability to prostitute her kids, because let’s face it, kids are ungrateful assholes who ruin your naps, and life, and cost you money and tie you down, so you might as well put them to work, and make having them worth it…right?

Well, since she’s not hired by Victoria’s Secret, she’s gone to instagram to put out them bikini pics…herself…because I guess it’ll plant a seed…and the good news is if all else fails she can leak a porno…her sister already knows all the right people and you know she’s already getting her fuck on…practicing for the big day whenever that may be…cuz her momma taught her right.

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2013

31

Jul

Kate Upton Posing With a Giant Pic of Her Fat Self of the Day

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Kate Upton has figured out another way to not look like she’s pushing 180 pounds….

I am not talking wearing black cuz it is slimming or loose fitting tailored dresses that cover up her “problem” spots…or how she managers to stretch her average at best face at the right angle so that her double chin stretches out….or even the fact that she’s wearing massive fucking heels or facing the wall at an angle so no one sees her belly….or width…

I am talking posing with a massive picture of herself, because with this optical illusion it’s hard to figure out how big she really is…

She’s always one step ahead…mastering the art of deception while making millions…tricking people into thinking she’s in high demand…insane…..

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2013

31

Jul

Cop Teaches a Protestor a Lesson of the Day

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Now that America has passed laws that prevent people from coming together as a group to protest , because having people come together as a group to protest things, especially government initiated things, is something the government doesn’t want you doing, so they want the authority to lock you up if you do, seems pretty fair, I mean historically the government always knows what is best for us. They always have our best interest in mind. They aren’t owned and operated by big businesses, and they don’t pass laws like cigarette and oil and corn and all the other crazy shit they do because it kills us, they do it for our own good…so don’t protest that shit…

What better way to celebrate that law then to show how cops handle protestors in Austria….it’s kinda horrible, kinda funny, but better than when shit in Austria was run by Nazi Germany…right?

FREEDOM!!

Posted in:Videos

2013

31

Jul

White Girls Caribana of the Day

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Nothing like some gutter bitches looking for some black cock at Caribana…This is almost like a flight to Jamaica, where the fattest, most ratchet, monster bitches in slutty clothes on the plane with their half black babies going to see baby daddies they met at their 3 star all inclusive resorts…

They are from Canada, I like when they drop the N-Bomb…and when they say “and we OOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHT”…cuz hip hop is the only way they get fucked…

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2013

31

Jul

Helen Flanagan Likes Celebrating her FHM Issue in a See Thru Dress of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is not important, at least not in America…but she is busty, and we do like tits and that does make her semi relevant, at least relevant enough to quit her UK Soap Opera acting, and pursue a much more Glamorous life as a chick known for her tits, like so many girls before her, that instead of just sticking to acting, has now become a Glamour model, a far less lucrative or respectable gig, but one that will open the door for high paying escort gigs, I mean no one gave a fuck about her when she was on TV…and look at her now….Here are her and the FHM pics:

To See her in her see through dress CLICK HERE

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2013

31

Jul

Hunter King in a Bikini of the Day

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Hunter King is a young soap star I haven’t heard of because despite living the life of an obese woman on disability or welfare from my Walmart cashier job..you know rockin’ the couch of the trailer home with a bag of chips and cookies every day at the same time for her stories…I don’t actually live the life of an obese women on disability…but after looking at this Hunter King girl and her instagram pics…I probably should…horrible acting, bad sex scenes, stupid storylines, are better when they come with hot young pussy…she’s 19, but her implants look 2. She’s got it all figured out and is on the right track. I am a fan.

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2013

31

Jul

Edita Vilkeviciute Hot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute is some Victoria’s Secret model, who is pretty amazing to look at, but even more amazing, because a year ago, SHE WAS POSING TOPLESS …and as any pervert photographer trying to lure a girl into giving him a blowjob with promises of a future in the fashion modeling industry would say, if you aren’t willing to take your shirt off, you haven’t got a fucking chance girl, cuz look at Edita, she was a titty model before being a Victoria’s Secret model, so get serious…and the stupid girl, in fear of looking like a killjoy, or unprofessional will get naked…and 4 years later when they don’t make it as a model, they will turn on the photographer and tell people he took advantage of her, you know in hopes of a little exposure…

Here are the standard catalog pics you can try to masturbate to.

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2013

31

Jul

Olivia Garson for Passionata Lingerie of the Day

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Olivia Garson is some UK model, in bikinis for Passionata Swimwear, a bikini line that has used people like Bar Rafaeli before her..and like bikini models before her, she’s tall, busty and looks good in a bikini…shocking, I know…it’s kinda the whole fucking point of her…you know her life work, all she reallyh has to offer the world, I mean it doesn’t matter if she’s got personality or not…it all starts and ends with them tits…

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2013

31

Jul

Irina Shayk Hot Fitness Pics of the Day

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Irina Shayk inspires me to get my fitness game on, unfortunately, every time I go to the gym, the girls who look like Irina Shayk are in hiding, and the girls who look like Roseanne, Oprah, or really any obeses disgusting pile of shit, covered in sweat, dying for a donut, or an ice cream you know she’s going to get after the work out, cuz she’s earned it…you know, disgusting fat chick shit…so I’ll just stare at Shayk’s intagram instead…it’s less work this way.