Are you fucking kidding me Sea World? I hate these animal themed parks, especially the marine mammal shit…dolphins and whales are my jam. So seeing asshole corporations mistreat them and make money off them almost makes me want to join the vegan lesbian tree huggers, and not just because of their rockin’ bushes and menstrual cups, but because I want to chain myself to the entrance gate telling motherfuckers to not pay money for this cruel fucking shit…

I am the kind of guy who celebrates when the bear attacks the trainer at the circus, even though I know the bear is going to get put to sleep, because…let’s face it, at least someone is standing up for his rights.

The fact that Sea World Orlando allowed a whale to beach itself and struggle to get back in the water, so hard his whale homies tried to pull through and help him,

Let animals back into the wild. This captivity shit…is the fucking worst..

And assholes reading this, stop going to these shows, they are lame anyway, save your money for strippers…it’s a real family excursion that exploits people with no souls, not animals who don’t have a choice but to be there…and they aren’t even getting paid a dollar a day….

I seriously want to protest this shit. Shut down Sea World.

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Here’s a valuable life lesson.

Never apologize, especially not to a girl, because girls hold grudges and are totally irrational…so they won’t take your apology seriously, and if anything it will bring up all their hatred for you and turn them against you when otherwise they would probably just be cool about shit…

An apology is a reminder…and a reminder gets you slapped.

No more apologies…

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The story goes like this…two bouncers beat the fuck out of two white dude in Florida because they were defending Trayvon Martin…and in defending Trayvon Martin, all white dudes must die…even though the dude who killed Trayvon was a Mexican….and the white dudes get arrested for it.

Bouncers are thugs, their favorite thing is that they can legally beat the fuck out of anyone they want, however aggressive they want.

I have been beat up by bouncers, one was wearing a padded kevlar glove and he pounded my face in, fracturing my sinus. I went to the cops, bleeding all over the place, and they told me that bouncers can do whatever they want in the bar, that I was at fault and if I didn’t get home or to a hospital I would be arrested.

So this video doesn’t surprise me, but it’s clearly excessive and people need to see it….

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This guy is the best kind of asshole. Some drunk dude in San Diego drove off a cliff, and this guy was there to capture the rescue footage, where he narrates a whole bunch of craziness, that makes me laugh…from calling the Ambulance driver Christopher Reeves, to making fun of the skinny reporter…shit may not be that on point, or that hilarious out of context, but pretty fucking solid…more news needs to be handled by amateur comedians… it is great..

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