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2013

30

Jul

Sophie Vlaming for Telva of the Day

You may not know anything about Sophie Vlaming or her eagerness to BE A MODEL BY SHOWING HER TITS , but I do…not personally, that would just be weird, or creepy, or would ruin how interesting her tits are in pictures, because I would know the truth behind this dutch, eager, model, who like a Glamour model, or a stripper, or a porn chick, or a cam girl, is using her body to get ahead shamelessly….and there’s nothing wrong with that, if anything there is something wrong with you not getting naked for your career advancement, as you make your 10 dollars an hour, and these bitches live the good life…

She’s dutch, she’s hot, I want to get her pregnant with my mouth….

Posted in:Sophie Vlaming

2013

30

Jul

North Korea has a Suicide Bomber Corps of the Day

This is refreshing…I mean I always felt like the arab variety of suicide bombers lacked a certain level of discipline, organization, uniform…you know it just wasn’t official enough, almost seat of the pants, wingin’ it, committed, but not quite equipped with government or military issued bomb packs, with the nuclear logo on them, so people know they have a self destruct button…

I guess that’s not quite as exciting as two Minutes of Driving in Barnaul Russia…where the people are insane….because they are in Russia.

This is pretty dramatic drive. The World has gone nuts.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I got drunk and the highlight of my night was walking behind a couple of fat girls in short shorts…because as it turns out..when I am drunk I don’t mind staring at fat girls in short shorts…especially when they are 18 and just fat from all the genetically modified foods…it’s not their fault they are big booty bitches…society made them that way…and I am down to stare…

I also appreciated the guy ripping lines off his car’s hood, the homeless teen runaway who was probably 20 with a dog on her back I wanted to fuck, but who though 4 dollars in quarters was low balling, I guess she’s one of those high class street hookers, like the toothless asian one I saw getting beat by a black dude earlier in the night…and the ever amazing dude with throat cancer chain smoking…life’s pretty boring, but the people I come across are fucking maniacs…

Here are some links…for the morning..

Kelly Brook Bikinis
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Some Sluts at Some Event
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The Future of Video Games
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Former Model Becomes Head Coach of a Soccer Club
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Russian Dude Plays Piano With a Piano on his Back
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The Coolest Race Cars in Competition Now
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Alien Power Plant on the Moon
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Unfair Advantage Playing Basketball
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10 Life Hacks to Help You Through Summer
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The Best NEws Bloopers of JUly
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Real Housewives Tax Evasion
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Jennifer Aniston We’re the Millers Interview.
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Best of the Web for Adrenaline Junkies
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Heavy Bass Gives Girl an Orgasm
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

30

Jul

Late Night Booty Call of the Day


Mia is some American made 20 year old who is fucking amazing…whether she’s just posing or fucking. She’s fit, she’s bendy, she takes loads inside her, cuz that’s where loads are supposed to be taken…She’s got a great ass, hot little bush, and she’s fucking bendy…

It may be the booze talking, it is 4 in the fucking moring…and it may be the being horny from looking at so many short shorts tonight…and it may be cuz my fat wife is taking up 90 percent of my bed…but I am going to say one thing…I think I’m in love with MIA

Here are some of her pics…for tonight’s late night booty call…

To see more of Mia and Send Her a Private Message CLICK HERE

Posted in:LNBC|NSFW

2013

30

Jul

KeyLimePie is the DSFcam Girl of the Day

With a name like KEYLIMEPIE , how could you really go wrong. I mean naming herself that to being with was a fucking win, not only is it a refreshing southern desert, all tasty…but it also makes me hungry to get up in her pie…

She’s American, she’s bisexual, she’s got a bald vag and b-cup titties…she works the webcams over at DSFcams.com and she’s turned on by hands, hair and a beautiful mind, giving at least some of you some hope. Her expertise is fucking with your head, but i’m pretty sure, you can fuck with her right back…or at least masturbate to her.

I’m a fan and that’s why she’s today’s winner!


CLICK HERE TO SEE HER GOING WILD IN VIDEO WITH A GARDEN HOSE AND GARDEN TOOLS….WTF? So Good….

She’s amazing…ridiculous but amazing….

To Visit DSFCams CLICK HERE
To Visit Her Page…. CLICK HERE

Posted in:DSFcams|NSFW

2013

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I love Vagina Definition.

Whether it is in shorts, bikini bottoms, or leggings….or whether it is from walking, working out, or bending over to pick up your dog’s shit… seeing a pussy wrapped up…in tight clothing…is almost better than seeing it naked…but that could be because the vaginas I see naked…are often times scary and fucking alien yo.

I also don’t mind girls cumming from the bass…

Or nasty girls using tits to open beer

Here are some more stepLINKS…

Lady Gaga’s Weird Blonde Eye Brows
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Hot Bitches in Sports Bras
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Lady Gaga Has a Rainbow Bukkake
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Selena Gomez Showing Off Stomach
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Tyra Banks Goes Goth for Flaunt
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DSFCams is the FUTURE OF CAM GIRLS
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Dude Jumps off Building into the Lake
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Celebrity Women Tattoo Fails
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If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic
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Some Babe Named Ashlie Madison Posing with the Hand bra
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38 Year Old Bikini Contestent
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Backflip on a Skateboard – That’s Pretty Crazy
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Luisa Zissman’s Black Panty Flash
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6 of the Most Awesome Things About the 90s
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Gemma Atkinson is Hot and Sun Bathing
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15 Images The Will Turn Your Frown Upside Down
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Today in Cate Blanchett
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Sophie Turner is Busy on Instagram
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I am in love with this Mila Chick
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Old Kate Upton Bikini Pics
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Doggy Position While Texting. That’s Multi-Tasking!
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A Bunch of Girls with Really Big Tits
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Ashley Tisdale in a Short Skirt
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Apollo 11 Launch in Slow Motion
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A Really Oily Webcam Strip
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Miranda Cosgrove
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Babes From Hollyoaks Sunbathing Topless
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Lindsay Ellingson at Some Victoria’s Secret Bullshit
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10 Drunk People Being Dumb
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Hottest Pics of Some Girl Named Emma Frain
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Dianna Agron Hot for Nylon Guys
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Paris Hilton in a See Through Top
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Close Up Tit Video
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Candice Swanepoel for GQ
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105 Impressions from Some Dude Who Probably Doesn’t Have Many Friends.
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Hot Skinny Model Named Rose Byrne
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Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Braless Tits Around LA
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Jessica Biel Ass in Jeans
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Who’d You Rather? This Should Be An Easy Answer
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Some Amazing Greek Babe in a Bikini
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Hot Naked Bitch I Want to Marry
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Imogen Thomas Big Tits in the Park
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How to Get Your Cat to Come Inside
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I Wanna Fuck Emma Roberts
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Justin Bieber Shouts Out Eminem
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Beyonce Dipped in Glitter
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Hot Thigh Gaps
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Oiled up Woman Rubbing Clit…
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Phonesex Operator of the Day
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Car’s Base System Gives Girl an Orgasm
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Cam Girl Rocks the Dildo
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Girl Masturbates in Front of the Window
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Hot Teen Masturbation
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Spying on a Girl in the Shower
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MILF Used as a Birthday Cake
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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Get Into Phone Sex!! It’s a Welcomed Throwback
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Jul

Kelly Brook Shitty Selfie Bikini Pics of the Day

Kelly Brook is on vacation and she’s taken to her internet profiles to share her bikini body with the world, a body she has labeled #noabs #curvy….because I guess this is her idea of hot bikini body, because her idea of fitness is maintaining her tits under and any all circumstances, because without her tits, she doesn’t matter.

You may find it hot, I find it dumpy…if anything, I think she needs to take the Bean Curd Challenge…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

29

Jul

Liz Hurley Slutting Out for King George Day of the Day


Woah…King George Day is getting hot and bothered when Liz Hurley participates in it…even at 50 years old and all menopausal and shit she still has it in her to get manhandled by dudes with expensive watches…in front of everyone…to add some kind of spice to her life…because I guess her vagina hasn’t completely dried up yet, and even if it did, she could use lube to trick a motherfucker into thinking it’s still functional…I mean with a body like that, dry sex would still be fun, and in my defense Dry Sex is all I know, because I have this skill I call making even the most lubricated bitch dry…Some dudes make girls get their period…all fertile and hormonal, I make girls hit menopause early…it’s my move..

All this to say, Liz Hurley’s still got it going on.

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Liz Hurley

2013

29

Jul

Gisele Bundchen in her Bikini of the Day

When you’re a mom, even if you faked the pregnancy because your husband is gay and you’re actually a Brazilian tranny who doesn’t have the lady parts needed to make babies, but you do have the money to buy good prosthetics, to give the illusion that you do, because it’s good for business and for your husbands’ image…all bikini pics posted to the internet should look like this.

Sure in Gisele’s case she’s got a rockin’ body, and seeing her body BIKINI BODY is hardly offensive even if she’s a “MOM”….but for the rest of you mom’s out there, polluting my internet feeds with bikini pics, you may want to stand in front of the sun and get washed out a little, it makes your saggy ass look better….

I’m just joking, I like looking at your saggy ass, but that’s just because I’m a pervert…

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2013

29

Jul

Hayden Panettiere’s Implant Dog Pillows of the Day

Hayden Panettiere’s dog is so lucky. He has a fresh set of implants to sleep on….

My dog’s pillow is my fat wife’s gunt but I’m convinced he just hangs there cuz it smells like raw sewage, cheese, seafood products and kitchen garbage…

But this isn’t about me, this is about Hayden Panettiere’s implants. Implants that changed the game from her and made her a girl…they balanced out her broad back and shoulders…but the one issue I have with her implants is that unlike every single girl I’ve met with implants, she doesn’t fucking show them off, nipples out, begging us to grab them, cuz they are just like buying a new bike, car, or whatever but not to her, to her they are sacred…and that reminds me why I hate her.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere