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2013

29

Jul

Knockout Master at the Huntington Beach Riots of the Day

Some riot that happened after the US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach, because you know how surfers are, real fucking angry, I saw Point Break, I know how it is, all tweaked out on meth, robbing banks and fucking with the FBI and shit…or maybe it is just cuz kids are punks, they get drunk, they get rowdy, and putting them all in a group leads to trouble, or maybe it has something to do Trayvon Martin….

I wasn’t at the event, since I don’t like crowd, but this brawler was, and he knocks out three people in a row and it is kinda funny….in a “at one with the ocean, into yoga, surf zen” kind of way…

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2013

29

Jul

Nina Agdal Photoshoot of the Day

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You may know Nina Agdal.

She’s some SI model who I predict will be this year’s cover girl, now that Kate Upton has been over saturated, like her fat, all fucking clogged arteries from non-stop eating…over-exposed and dumpy….

She’s also some dirty pussy that has been tainted by Adam Levine…because Adam Levine is the Model-Killer…and Nina Agdal fell into his spiderweb as a groupie who feels she’s made it now that she’s had him inside her…typical entitled model cunt…

Well not so long ago, we’re talking last year, she was taking topless pics, you know to pay the bills as she was working on her celebrity…and these are some of those pics…

I’ve posted her NUDE BEFORE …but these are good too…she looks less downs syndrome than usual.

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2013

29

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski for Nasty Gal of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is famous now..

She’s booking all kind of jobs, from modeling, to spokesperson shit, to acting, shit’s gone out of control and all because she got naked and showed off her rockin’ natural looking tits, a lot, in a strategic way, working with the right magazines, the right photographer, fucking with the right famous dudes in LA, and that landed her tits on the right music video, that went so fucking viral, that she’s become a household name….

I’ve been supporting this girl for a long time, almost since the beginning and I’ve even written her at least one love song….and by love song I mean tried to masturbate to her a couple times…

But really her legacy, isn’t great tits, it’s telling girls everywhere, to show their fucking tits and dreams will come true, if done proper. So do it proper.

Here she is for Nasty Gal…

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2013

29

Jul

Some Sunday TV Nudity of the Day

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TV is pornographic now and I am a huge fan of that, because masturbating to music videos, figure skating, tennis and swimming competitions, Mary Hart’s legs, Chrissy from Threes Company…Jennifer Aniston’s nipples in friends, Roseanne and Oprah on the off days, some sluts on Jerry Springer and Scrambled porn, got boring fast and forced the world to turn to the internet to get off…and in TVs struggle to stay alive, they got a little European up in America….and said “hey sex isn’t all that bad, let’s fucking compete, fuck the Christians and the censors, and the advertisers, it’s on” and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good kind of evolution, progressive unlike when we gave women the right to vote.

Let’s just hope it leads to penetration…

Here’s Anna Paquin in True Blood

Here’s Brooke Smith in Ray Donovan

Here are the pics..

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2013

29

Jul

The Michael Hastings Car Crash Video of the Day

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The owners of Pizzeria Mozza on Melrose have released the Michael Hastings car crash video footage.

For those of you who don’t know the story, Michael Hastings worked for Buzzfeed, but was better known for doing an article for Rolling Stone that ended up getting a high ranking General fired.

He was rumored to being working on another article to expose something, no one really knows what, but that’s pretty much what I would want out of a journalist.

The day he died, he emailed his co-workers saying he was being followed and had to go into hiding.

Then at 4 am, he was driving down Highland Ave in Los Angeles going 100 miles per hour, hitting a tree and blowing the fuck up.

The reason I am posting this is because in my lifetime of seeing car accidents, I’ve never seen a car explode, even going faster than this, hitting a fucking gas station.

It just doesn’t make sense. It looks like there was serious foul play. It also looks like the “powers that be” wanted to keep him quiet, as he was a liability.

There’s a lot of grey areas around this story, and I suggest you go research it, because it’s your right to protect your freedom.

I’m just a Canadian watching from the sidelines confused…ask questions!!

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2013

29

Jul

Some Chick Eats It at the Stiletto Foot Race Finish Line of the Day

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This video is the highlight of my day…if not my life…

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2013

29

Jul

Christina Aguilera’s Been Working Out of the Day

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The most important lesson we can learn from Christina Aguilera…is that Cyberbullying is effective.

I don’t care what the fat chicks, the lesbians in their birkenstock’s eating vegan food, or the latch on losers who pretend to be nice say…the fact is that bullying people, is human nature, mocking people for getting fat, is effective in letting them know they are fat, and making them do something about it, you know doubting that second serving of donuts, leading to them getting healthy an fit and looking better than they have in years, but more importantly, feeling better than they have in years, and fucking better than they have in years, and living a longer life thanks to doing something about us.

Bullying is a fucking social service, and that is why I will continue to make fun of fat girls until they start doing squats and runs, and not from sprinting the to buffet and running to the toilet to shit all of it out…but in fitness.

Christina Aguilera looks hot, despite the fact that her personality is probably still shitty as fuck.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2013

29

Jul

Cassie is Fucking Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Cassie is amazing. She’s one of Diddy’s bitches and I understand why, because looking at her in her bikini, even after all these years….is hot…but it could just be because I know girls who have banged Diddy, and he doesn’t actually fuck them, he makes them rub his head, before he mistreats them and makes them take the public transit system home, rather than paying for their cabs, cuz like all good half billionaire rappers, he has no respect for hoes, but he keeps them around, especially when they look like this, cuz they are easy to own and operate, and still have it going on.

I am a fan.

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2013

29

Jul

Taylor Swift is Paddleboarding with Some Pasty Brit in a Shitty Bikini of the Day

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Taylor Swift has a long lean body…and lately, I’ve been finding her hot, but for some reason, every time she gets into a bikini, which happens every once in a while, she’s rockin’ these old lady form fitting, belly hiding, gunt/muff gut shaping bottoms that just look fucking clown-like.

She rocks these so much, that I am convinced she’s hiding something from us, maybe a freakish birthmark, or damage from all the sex she’s had, or even a scar, or testicles, or who the fuck knows, a twin she ate and hasn’t had removed because it gives her her demon powers to manipulate the youth, or a tattoo….

There is something behind this constant high waisted bullshit, and someone needs to get to the bottom of it…like it’s one of life’s great mysteries, which it is, cuz right now, as I stare at it…it is all that fucking matters..and it’s confusing me, turning what could be hot, into something horrible…

I mean she’s in her 20s, get her some Brazilan cut shorts yo!

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2013

29

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio in a One Piece of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio must be on her period, you know feeling a little bloated, or maybe she’s on vacation and hasn’t been working out, getting soft….or even worse, maybe she’s all pregnant again, broadcasting to the world that she doesn’t care about her vagina, she wants to shred that shit, even though it’s critical in making her money in the tail end of her modeling career….or maybe, she’s decided to take up competitive swimming and this is her uniform, because that is the only acceptable way to justify the one piece…I mean at least for a fucking lingerie model, who should be half naked, while the other moms, who should be in a one piece are in a bikini. What does it all mean? Where did it all go wrong?

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