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2013

29

Jul

Xenia Deli is Amazing for Instagram of the Day

Xenia Deli is an amazing kind of Deli, much better than the Jewish Deli where the balding fat woman picks at your sandwich as she makes it…because this Deli has a meaty panty sandwich I want to eat as if it was an all you can eat buffet, where the other Deli, just gives me diarrhea.

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

29

Jul

Jaime King’s Gross Bikin Baby Bump of the Day

I don’t know who Jamie King is, but I guess I could use google to find out…oh right, she’s some babe model from a long time ago who is now in her 30s and posting pregnant pics of herself in a bikini with hard nipples because like all pregnant chicks thinks the transition her body is going through is some glorious fucking thing the world needs to see when really it should be something done in some bunker somewhere, that no one ever sees happens, making us assume the kid you’re carrying around is adopted, cuz it’s better for your comeback, or more importantly for our impression of your vagina.

This is a fail on so many levels, unless of course you’re one of those lonely freaks into ready to drop porn, knowing a bitch will never let you get her pregnant…and that this is as close as you’ll get to the magic that is child birth pussy ruining.

Posted in:Jaime King

2013

29

Jul

Andreea Diaconu for VS Pink of the Day

Andreea Diaconu is some new recruit from the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret. She’s a model from Romania who you can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased off the black market, because the black market likes to use the tall skinny girls abducted for human trafficking, for fashion, the money is just more lucrative, and instead of making their 4 dollars a minute masturbating on webcam in some dungeon, they get paid 4000 dollars a day to shoot shitty catalog pictures I can’t even masturbate to because they photoshop out the nipples.

The other nice thing about this whole VS Pink brand is that it is the gateway line to get girls in when they are young. So everything you see here is lingerie designed for 14 year olds, as the Illuminati and Hitler will tell you…get them hooked when they are young and they’ll keep coming back for more….it worked for McDonalds, and look how good that worked out for the obese nation of burger lovers…why not apply it to panties…awesome.

Posted in:Andreea Diaconu

2013

29

Jul

More Sarah Lane Big Titties from Some Shoot of the Day

I was just emailed more pictures of this unknown, busty, freckled girl name Sarah Lane…from her photoshoot with some photographer named Michael Benatar and I figured I’d post it..because I already POSTED THE FIRST BATCH

Let’s face it, aspiring unknown girls with huge tits deserve to be noticed, especially when they are willing to show off those huge tits, and leverage them into a successful career or at least a fan base of perverts who like big tits…which luckily for her is every dude out there….I mean just look what big tits did for Kate Upton…

I appreciate her hustle into the fame game…even if it’s pretty mindless and easy…it has tits and that makes it ok with me.

Posted in:Sarah Lane

2013

29

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I accidentally met fat chicks who care more about my site than I do. In fact they cared so much about it that they followed me around for over an hour yelling at me about how horrible it is and how mean I am to women. How I am a loser and how I am a misogynist.

They don’t get that I don’t hate women, I love women, I just hate fat women.

They also don’t get that I don’t even hate fat women, I just laugh at them.

They also don’t get that if you hate a website that much, it is pretty pathetic, it’s just the internet yo, you can not visit sites you hate.

I guess if I was them, I’d have enough time to hate too, you know with never getting fucked and all. Unfortunately, I didn’t video the exchange. But it was hysterical.

Here are some stepLINKS…

I Like the Hillbilly Slide
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This Babe Covering Nirvana Has it All Figured Out
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Australian News Achor Admires Size
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The Funniest “Girls Be Like” Memes
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Hey Look It’s Christina Ricci
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I’ve already Masturbated to this Miley Shirt Twice
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How To Pee in a Pool
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Hot Babe With Braids – NAKED
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Pigeon Fakes Death – WTF
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Here are some hot as fuck webcam girls webcamming for free….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Jul

Mila is the Late Night Booty Call Of The Day

Her name is MILA and I am in love…I figure it’s 3 am, I’m drunk, I want to fuck, why not turn to the internet to fall in love, while my wife snores her disgusting snores and smells her disgusting smell, when I want to ignore the girls I fuck on the sidelines to make me seem less eager, so I’ve turned to X-Art because they lure the hottest girls in porn imaginable…these girls are like actual models or some shit…only they bang out…or just get naked…all while being totally artistic, amazing, erotic, I’m in love….

To See Her 7 Minute Masturbation Video CLICK HERE
To see more of her CLICK HERE

Posted in:LNBC|NSFW

2013

29

Jul

Nikki Valant is the DSFcam Girl of the Day

NikkiValantDirect is the DSFCAM girl of the day…partially because she gets naked on the internet and puts on a hot little show like a hot little slut…but also because she’s 100 pounds with massive fucking tits….not to mention she’s a VIRGO…OMG…what can’t this girl do…according to her profile…not much…except ANAL, but like any girl, they can be easted into that.

What a fucking babe and she Twerks…

To Visit DSFCams CLICK HERE
To Visit Her Page…. CLICK HERE

Posted in:DSFcams

2013

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I like making friends…it is my new hobby. My only prerequisite is that the people I make friends with have vaginas…or at least tits…

I guess it is time to see what magical adventures the weekend brings me…

Here are some links…

Girls in Front of the Mirror
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AnnaSophia Robb Dyking Out
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Tatum O’Neal is Turning into Rene Zellweger
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Fernanda Marin Bikinis
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Russian Vespa!!!
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Ryan Seacrest and Selena Gomez Posing Together….
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Here are the Hottest Van Styles Pics
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10 Best Fails of The Day…
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Tamara Eccelstone Pokies
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Lauren Ashley is Some Fake Titty Model…..
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Kate Beckinsale is Tired as Hell
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22 Pics of Kids Being Creepers
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Bill Burr on How to Be a Good Dad
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7 Sea Creatures You Should Fear More than Sharks
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Selena Gomez Showing Stomach
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When you are 8 feet Tall Basketball isn’t Fair
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One of Them Looks Pretty Experienced With Blow Job…
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Drunk Russian Kung Fu Fight
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Fat Guy Beaten By Two Dildo Wielding Chicks
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Marissa Trying On Bikinis at the Beach
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Helena Christensen Naked for some Magazine
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Cate Blanchett Boring as Fuck
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Kylie Minogue in her Bathing Suit
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Marilyn Monroe News……10000 years later…
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The Best Nirvana Cover You’ll Ever Hear
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Some Bitch Named Sam Faiers in a Bikini of the Day
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Olga Kurylenko in a White Dress
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iPhone Robbery Fail…
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Short Skirt Flashing Box
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Frank Ocean Cancels Tour From Throat Injury From Suckin’ Dick…
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Some Bitch Named Jade Foret in a Bikini
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Weirdest My Little Pony Convention
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Flashing Boobs in the Parking Lot
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Man Wins Brooklyn Smallest Penis Award…
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Big Booty Bitch….Sitting in a Sink…
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Big Silly Tits in the Pool…with this Coco of Greece.
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Melissa Goga in a Bikini
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Awesome Fish Tank Fance
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Some Hot Redhead Bitch Flashing her Tits…
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Ferrari Drift and Crash….
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Winnie Cooper’s Ass on Set
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Car Selfies!!
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Babes on Web Cam For Your Pleasure …
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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GOOOEY ASSHOLE
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Hot Latina Gets Eaten in the Kitchen…
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Three Girls Fucking Each Other
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Masturbating on the Counter
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Eastern European Cam Whore
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Pink Panties Get Fingered
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Lesbian Ass Play!
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Illegal Looking Masturbation
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Today in Shit Videos
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Jul

stepGIRLS Posing with a State Bicycle of the Day

The other day, we rounded up a couple of our amazing, and I mean amazing stepGIRLS and got them to pose with our favorite bicycle, which happens to be an amazing State Bicycle Co bike…

State Bicycle Co is a company, that if you know bikes, you will know, make some of the most stylish bicycles around that will get you noticed…which is really what you should want.

Like these:

You know the kind of bicycle that will get any girl excited to ride with you, even if you don’t have a car, because they just have that much cool…

I find bicycles highly erotic. I love girls on bicycles, girls next to bicycles, sniffing bicycle seats when they are still warm after a babe happens park her bike next to me on a hot summer day….creeping on some panty shots when the wind blows bicycyle riding babes and their skirts the right way…so it was only natural to get our stepGIRLS half naked and next to a bike….and shit is HOT HOT HOT.

You can find the perfect bike for yourself at StateBicycle.com , they are as low as $389 + Free Shipping…

Even better, every State Bicycle Co. model is limited edition, so you can be sure that the bike you buy will be unique.

Because we did this shoot, State Bicycle Co has decided to offer, Exclusive for Drunken Stepfather readers, 10% off your order now until July 31st.

Use coupon code: drunkstate at check out.


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Posted in:Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

26

Jul

Girls LOVE Jimmy Jane of the Day

Apparently, a lot of dudes are threatened by sex toys. More than one girl has told me that their boyfriends don’t allow sex toys in the bedroom, because they feel they challenge their manhood, and that they should be the key to any fake orgasm…which is insane…

But if you are like me, you fucking love sex toys…because no only are they fun to use, they take any pressure off you to get a girl off, and allow you to trick girls into thinking you’re a great lover, without them realizing, that it’s has nothing really to do with you, you just happen to be there.

You see, a primed and ready girl who has either just had an orgasm or is about to have an orgasm, is far more fun to have sex with, and she’ll usually leave you wanting to come back for more…not to mention, when she masturbates and you’re not around, she’ll remember how good it was doin’ it together.

One of the best out there is the HELLO TOUCH Wearable Vibrator by Jimmy Jane….This shit is from the fucking future, you put it on your hand and you can massage a girl better than she’s ever been massaged…

Remember, there’s nothing better than leaving a girl happy, with what she considers a memorable sexual adventure…a doctor doesn’t go into surgery without proper equipment….a tennis player doesn’t hit the court without a racket…a race car driver doesn’t show up to a race without a car…technology is designed to help us be lazy…and get better results…you can’t turn your back on that…

JimmyJane is Offering 20% off their premium futuristic toys Use Coupon Code DSFSUMMER2013 ….Offer ends JULY 31….So get up on it…any girl you use it on will appreciate it, just don’t tell them you’ve used it on other girls, you player you…

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Here are some pics of some girls in panties posing with their awesome JIMMYJANE!!

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some of these pics were found on MeInMyPlace

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