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2013

06

Aug

Kimberly Garner Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some UK nobody. She’s on TV and I have a feeling no one gives a fuck about her even with that, but I could be wrong, I mean the UK is filled with pretty fucking trashy working class people as not everyone is the Royal Family, I’m talking toothless, fat, grey skinned potato eating chimney sweeping, factory workers all soot covered…living in a cold water flat that hasn’t been renovated since 1790 and they may have a thing for her the one person from the UK who can tan. It may be the only thing they look forward to after a horrible long day at the bangers and mash factory…

All I know is that I love bikini pics, on any person in a bikini, she hardly has to be famous, hell I’ve probably jerked off to more random girl and their vacation pics, because half half naked is better than clothed, and in the UK, not looking grey, diabetic and toothless…which is probably why this bid is being we’re looking at these pics here today…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kimberly Garner

2013

06

Aug

Arianny Celeste Behind the Scenes of the Day

Arianny Celeste is leaking some behind the scenes of her calendar shoot cuz she’s struggling to stay relevant. I mean there is only so long that a girl can be the den mother of the UFC before the younger hotter ones take over the reins from her. She’s 27 according to her Wikipedia, which means she’s probably 45, and her tits 27. She’s a stripper or show girl, and she’s been doing this since 2006…we call it her lottery ticket…

I mean maybe she should be looking at that calendar she’s gonna be half naked in and say to herself “It’s time, I’m old as fuck, I shouldn’t be doing this, but people like me, cuz I make an otherwise gay sport straight, and my body is pretty fucking fit, and I’m short and have no talent, there’s nothing else out there for me to do, so ride this til it crashes and fucking burns, until it’s comedic, cuz it’s all I fucking have…

How did you like my Arianny Celeste impression? Pretty good right.

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2013

06

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing ever is random girls I don’t know on snapchat sending me some of the best faceless nudes in the history of faceless nudes…it’s like everyday girls I’d never get nudes from without snapchat, pulling the fuck through…making me fall in love with technology all over again…I mean anything that helps a girl get nude, from the internet, to digital cameras, to smartphones to apps that give the illusion the nudes disappear…is some shit I can get behind and love…

That said, add me to snapchat – > drunkstepfather

Especially if you’re a babe…or even a 2 into getting half naked….

Here are some links….

Rihanna Drunk at Cropover…
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Mumford and Sons New Video Starring Comedians not Mumford and Sons
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Legs for Days
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J.Lo is Making 15 Million for American Idol…
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Today in WTF Pics
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Best K-Pop Albums,,,
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The Best 4 am Wake-Up Ever…
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Super Ninja Golf Shot
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Nina Dobrev in Cosmo
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Homeless Man’s Awesome Perfomance
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Today in Polish Brick Laying….
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True or False Random Facts
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Hot Bitches in Front of Mirror….
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Babes Naked on Cam
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of the weekend wasn’t sneaking backstage at a music festival…because security are fucking annoying and I don’t care about Macklemore and his gay friendly commercial music…

The highlight of the weekend was being backstage and trying to convince girls that I was someone important after drinking all the free booze I could…you know so they would suck me off in a dirty port-o-potty…

I am sure there were other highlights…but that’s the past, move on assholes..with some links…

Girls in Sports Bra
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Russell Brand Though of Other Girls When Having Sex With Katy Perry
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Lohan Disses Kristen Stewart
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Some Chick Named Emma Rigby is a Babe
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Zooey Deschanel Sucks in Some Magazine
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Today in Pop and Lock Dance
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For Some Reason this Trashy Bikini Turns me On Like it was 1992
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Lollapalooza Streaker Gets Taken Out
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Tara Reid Big Tits, Skinny Body at the Sharknado Premiere
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7 Dumbest Scenes in Otherwise Good Movies
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Weird Motorized Wheel Barrel
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Snooki Scares the Fuck Out of Me
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Stacey Cooke Topless Suntanning
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Eva Longoria Spreads Her Legs And Grabs her Tits
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Carli Bruni Hot in a White Bikini…
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T Is For Titties
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Aggressive Motorcyclist Ends Up in a Truck Sandwich
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Rihanna Braless Nipple Rings Cause Confusion
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Fisherman Loses a Boat….
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Some Cuban Model in a Sauna
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Lizzie Cundy in a Bikini
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Rain Wipes Away Building
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Leanne Crow Has Silly Tits…
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This Playboy Chick Named Celeste Looks Good
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Chandelly Braz Hot Ass in a Bikini
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You Will Be My Friend if You Can Name this Topless Chick
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Some Busty Babe in the Shower
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Some Babe in Chains with a Sword
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Miley in Some Shit Shorts
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Kayley Cuoco Has a Shitty Ass in Shitty SHorts
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Nerf Gun Trick Shots….
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Adriana Lima Leg Show
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Sharon Stone Bikini Ass Crack
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Lea Michele Smiling Cuz Her Fiance is Dead
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Alley Bagget Posting her Big Tits with a Sex Toy
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Atomic Kitten Nipple Slip
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Amanda Seyfried in White….
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Elevator Weather Man Prank!
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The List of the New Batman
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Britney Spears Hot for Church
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Lady Gaga is Trying to Stop People from Exposing Her as a Hack
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Hot Pics of Thigh Gaps
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A lot of hot as fuck girls getting naked.
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Gets Humped by Friend’s Dog
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Golden Shower of the Day
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Young Fuck Caught By Mom
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College Girls Masturbating Together
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Boring Bathtub Orgasm
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Hot Amateur Beach Sex
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Aug

Miley Cyrus Pantsless of the Day

I have a thing for Miley Cyrus…

I just like the whole Disney starlet turned slut because Disney made her that way dynamic…you know it’s pretty marketable because people love talking about it…and it’s pretty amazing…because she’s not fat, she twerks, she barely wears pants, like the girls who snapchat me their little jean shorts, or the girls I see in the park or at the coffee shop in their little shorts, revolutionizing asses everywhere…

Sure she’s probably a cunt, with a shitty personality, but she’s fun to watch, even if you think she’s got a bigger dick than Beiber…or that she is Beiber…cuz let’s face it she probably is…

I mean exploited youth are all one in the same…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

05

Aug

Crazy Girl Doesn’t Like the Postal Worker of the Day

I have no idea who this woman is, but she’s kind of amazing. She’s hitting up random postal workers and calling them stalkers, I guess either she’s legitimately crazy and thinks the postal working coming to her house everyday is them stalking her, but I am going to assume that it has more to do with “Performing Art”….you know a little youtube stunt…a prank to get viral because being freaked out by the postal workers is an easy target that everyone can relate to…pretty genius whether she’s insane or not…

Here’s another video…

And one more….

Posted in:Videos

2013

05

Aug

Isla Fisher Panty Flash of the Day

The wind is our friend. Isla Fisher, not so much. I mean bitch obviously didn’t get the memo that you’re not supposed to wear underwear with your little flimsy skirt that the wind can easily blow up…you know to keep it sexy..unless you have your period in which case you can wear underwear…even though I like the tampon string…it’s a sign of fertility, a wet pussy, a horny girl, and not pregnant….but make the underwear just a little sexier than this old lady, cotton, full bottomed shit that might as well be pants…

I like when the wind collaborates with us, if the girl involved with being exposed by the wind, is collaborating with us too, otherwise, shit just ends up confusing…like whatever is going on here..

Side note, I have no idea who Isla Fisher is…

To See the REst of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Isla Fisher

2013

05

Aug

Nina Agdal in Some Lingerie of the Day

Not only does this bitch look semi-retarded with her big old water head, you know high functioning retard that the modeling agencies take advantage of because they can, you know cuz she’s a retard…but she was also dumped by Adam Levine, which pretty much makes her as close to worthless as a body this good can get…worthless in spirit, not in money, cuz I am sure her day rate is 10,000 dollars…

Here she is posing in underwear…

Here are some other pics of her in her lingerie CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

05

Aug

Sydney Leathers Nude Clips of the Day

In people who really don’t matter but matter news…Sydney Leathers, the girl who sexted Anthony Weiner, only to expose his dick in efforts to ruin him, like a little self-serving vindictive bitch, who happens to not have the tits, or ass, or even face and body to really deserve to be sexted in the first place….

You know the kind of girl who would really sext anyone horny and desperate enough to pay attention and sext back, just to make her feel desirable…to give her a taste of being a hot girl without actually being a hot girl…something that happens to ugly girls all the time, cuz guys are perverts and we will tell anyone anything to get the spread asshole shot as we’re jerking off…even if we’re actually disgusted by them…

Well, she’s got some sort of nude clips available at VIVID.com …which in itself is fucking awesome, because girls who get nude to next level their already low level careers make me happy.

So it’s clear that she decided to expose the Weiner for her own personal gain, not because she felt the people needed to know he’s still a pervert, but because she could leverage her own name, in a “You only got one shot” don’t miss it move…

No one likes a girl who exposes anyone, we call them rats, and in this case she looks like a lot rat…all pointy faced….a rat who has taken the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Route , only unlike Farrah Abraham, no one actually cares…because Farrah is hotter and funnier and more relevant, which in itself is a pretty depressing thought….But as a pervert, who wants to see everyone naked, I prefer the this opportunist route to suicide…

I’ll watch any babe, even if she’s not anywhere near a babe, bang out on camera…Here’s what VIVID.com put out.

This is a flash in a pan kind of person who no one will remember in 5 minutes…but at least you’ve seen her tits…and I think it’s pretty amazing, even if it is textbook. Good Hustle..

I still think Weiner only fucked with her because he figured he was doing her a favor, being ugly and all. A make a wish foundation that he would have thought she would have been appreciative of. Thinkin’ to himself, she’s ugly, she’d never expose me, no one would believe her, she’d be too ashamed to show her ugly face, the media will chew her up, only to learn that ugly girls usually don’t think they are ugly and usually do more damage than the babes…lesson learned.

TO GET HER EXCLUSIVE CLIPS CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW|Sydney Leathers

2013

05

Aug

Rihanna Gets Down for Carnivale of the Day

Rihanna has gone back home to Barbados to participate in some Carnivale shit, in efforts to feel like she’s still connected to her roots, even though she’s all fucking Hollywood now…and so far from her roots that when she goes back home she stays at the baller hotel, where her high school friends clean up her shit stained white towels, as she tans on the beach…because Rihanna is bigger than fucking god…and really I wouldn’t be ghetto trash all down to earth if I was Rihanna too because I didn’t sell my fucking soul to the devil for nothing…I would have sold my soul so that I wouldn’t have to be a Bajan townie…

The nice thing about Carnivale is the nakedness, the hot dancing, the good times, the memories, and the Vagina definition in a weird one piece…because you know all the local shit talkers are groupie-ing up on her, if security lets them past, with shit like “Remember me Rihanna??! I love you”…because no one ever talks shit to people’s faces.

That said, Rihanna is pretty perfect. I am a fan.

To see the rest of the pics HERE

Posted in:Rihanna