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2013

31

Jul

Girl Gives a Blowjob at a Televised Volleyball Game of the Day

This is just crazy….I mean I guess men’s indoor volleyball is not hot babes playing beach volleyball and that can be pretty fucking boring…or a perfect time to get your dick sucked…hopefully not because it turns you on….

Fucking in public, like really in public, with people sitting next to you is amazing, it is the future, and the future is now.

I know that I’m not complaining, the weirder people’s sex becomes thanks to the internet desensitizing us, the better it is for a pervert like me who likes watching…but I am sure her parents are…assuming she has parents…as this kind of wild behavior of girls so horny they can’t not have dick in their mouth usually comes from homes without a day…

I mean this couple got on TV for their behavior, now they are famous, all for a blowjob, that’s better than bitches I know who suck so much cock and get no TV time….

Either way, this video changed my life for the fucking better.

I like how he kissed her head…so romantic…especially in a public arena blowjob setting…what a gentleman…

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2013

31

Jul

Lana Del Rey’s Hot House Hunting Pose of the Day

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I am so into the paparazzi when they snap off pics of Lana Del Rey showing off her panties , even if I don’t give a fuck about Lana Del Rey, or find Lana Del Rey hot in any way, other than that she’s got some pretty catchy anti-pop-pop songs…I gotta appreciate her bending over a Jag as looking for some over-priced house in LA, because she’s living the good life…and I’m just bummed I can’t see her asshole…cuz like I always say, an asshole is the gateway into a girl’s soul….you just have to fuck it right.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2013

31

Jul

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the DAy

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Britney Spears decided to walk around in a bikini and it wasn’t as disgusting or amazing as it could have been. I mean seeing fetus head, cheetos, a bottle of Mountain Dew sticking out of her cunt like it was old times would have been a lot more fun…

I mean sure, she’s not offensively fat, she’s actually kind fit and thick, in a fertile bitch I want to fuck like I was K-Fed and not just because it comes with a retirement plan kind of way…but in a she’s got good fucking booty to stick it in her pooper, even if said pooper smells like fast food…no wait…especially since said pooper smells like fast food.

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2013

31

Jul

Snooki in a Bikini of the Day

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Apparently this is a bikini, but it looks more like a diaper, which is appropriate because Snooki shits so hard that it comes out as a living and breathing creature they pretend is a baby…

You see, as a pile of shit so horrible she can’t be human, anything that comes out of her has to be shoot…

I can’t accept that she can reproduce, the government wouldn’t allow that…unless you believe theories that the government wants us all dumb so they can fuck us over…but that can’t be possible…either can Snooki being a mom…

MTV, I hate you for creating this….even when it is half naked…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

31

Jul

Kendall Jenner’s Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is an aspiring bikini model, who at 17 already knows how she wants to leave her mark on the world, she’s already established her superficial, vapid legacy and it is all thanks to her sister’s porno career and her mom’s ability to prostitute her kids, because let’s face it, kids are ungrateful assholes who ruin your naps, and life, and cost you money and tie you down, so you might as well put them to work, and make having them worth it…right?

Well, since she’s not hired by Victoria’s Secret, she’s gone to instagram to put out them bikini pics…herself…because I guess it’ll plant a seed…and the good news is if all else fails she can leak a porno…her sister already knows all the right people and you know she’s already getting her fuck on…practicing for the big day whenever that may be…cuz her momma taught her right.

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2013

31

Jul

Kate Upton Posing With a Giant Pic of Her Fat Self of the Day

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Kate Upton has figured out another way to not look like she’s pushing 180 pounds….

I am not talking wearing black cuz it is slimming or loose fitting tailored dresses that cover up her “problem” spots…or how she managers to stretch her average at best face at the right angle so that her double chin stretches out….or even the fact that she’s wearing massive fucking heels or facing the wall at an angle so no one sees her belly….or width…

I am talking posing with a massive picture of herself, because with this optical illusion it’s hard to figure out how big she really is…

She’s always one step ahead…mastering the art of deception while making millions…tricking people into thinking she’s in high demand…insane…..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

31

Jul

Cop Teaches a Protestor a Lesson of the Day

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Now that America has passed laws that prevent people from coming together as a group to protest , because having people come together as a group to protest things, especially government initiated things, is something the government doesn’t want you doing, so they want the authority to lock you up if you do, seems pretty fair, I mean historically the government always knows what is best for us. They always have our best interest in mind. They aren’t owned and operated by big businesses, and they don’t pass laws like cigarette and oil and corn and all the other crazy shit they do because it kills us, they do it for our own good…so don’t protest that shit…

What better way to celebrate that law then to show how cops handle protestors in Austria….it’s kinda horrible, kinda funny, but better than when shit in Austria was run by Nazi Germany…right?

FREEDOM!!

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2013

31

Jul

White Girls Caribana of the Day

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Nothing like some gutter bitches looking for some black cock at Caribana…This is almost like a flight to Jamaica, where the fattest, most ratchet, monster bitches in slutty clothes on the plane with their half black babies going to see baby daddies they met at their 3 star all inclusive resorts…

They are from Canada, I like when they drop the N-Bomb…and when they say “and we OOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHT”…cuz hip hop is the only way they get fucked…

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2013

31

Jul

Helen Flanagan Likes Celebrating her FHM Issue in a See Thru Dress of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is not important, at least not in America…but she is busty, and we do like tits and that does make her semi relevant, at least relevant enough to quit her UK Soap Opera acting, and pursue a much more Glamorous life as a chick known for her tits, like so many girls before her, that instead of just sticking to acting, has now become a Glamour model, a far less lucrative or respectable gig, but one that will open the door for high paying escort gigs, I mean no one gave a fuck about her when she was on TV…and look at her now….Here are her and the FHM pics:

To See her in her see through dress CLICK HERE

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2013

31

Jul

Hunter King in a Bikini of the Day

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Hunter King is a young soap star I haven’t heard of because despite living the life of an obese woman on disability or welfare from my Walmart cashier job..you know rockin’ the couch of the trailer home with a bag of chips and cookies every day at the same time for her stories…I don’t actually live the life of an obese women on disability…but after looking at this Hunter King girl and her instagram pics…I probably should…horrible acting, bad sex scenes, stupid storylines, are better when they come with hot young pussy…she’s 19, but her implants look 2. She’s got it all figured out and is on the right track. I am a fan.

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