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2013

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I love Vagina Definition.

Whether it is in shorts, bikini bottoms, or leggings….or whether it is from walking, working out, or bending over to pick up your dog’s shit… seeing a pussy wrapped up…in tight clothing…is almost better than seeing it naked…but that could be because the vaginas I see naked…are often times scary and fucking alien yo.

I also don’t mind girls cumming from the bass…

Or nasty girls using tits to open beer

Here are some more stepLINKS…

Lady Gaga’s Weird Blonde Eye Brows
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Hot Bitches in Sports Bras
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Lady Gaga Has a Rainbow Bukkake
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Selena Gomez Showing Off Stomach
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Tyra Banks Goes Goth for Flaunt
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DSFCams is the FUTURE OF CAM GIRLS
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Dude Jumps off Building into the Lake
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Celebrity Women Tattoo Fails
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If Porn Sites Were Actually Realistic
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Some Babe Named Ashlie Madison Posing with the Hand bra
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38 Year Old Bikini Contestent
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Backflip on a Skateboard – That’s Pretty Crazy
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Luisa Zissman’s Black Panty Flash
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6 of the Most Awesome Things About the 90s
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Gemma Atkinson is Hot and Sun Bathing
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15 Images The Will Turn Your Frown Upside Down
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Today in Cate Blanchett
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Sophie Turner is Busy on Instagram
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I am in love with this Mila Chick
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Old Kate Upton Bikini Pics
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Doggy Position While Texting. That’s Multi-Tasking!
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A Bunch of Girls with Really Big Tits
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Ashley Tisdale in a Short Skirt
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Apollo 11 Launch in Slow Motion
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A Really Oily Webcam Strip
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Miranda Cosgrove
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Babes From Hollyoaks Sunbathing Topless
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Lindsay Ellingson at Some Victoria’s Secret Bullshit
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10 Drunk People Being Dumb
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Hottest Pics of Some Girl Named Emma Frain
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Dianna Agron Hot for Nylon Guys
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Paris Hilton in a See Through Top
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Close Up Tit Video
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Candice Swanepoel for GQ
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105 Impressions from Some Dude Who Probably Doesn’t Have Many Friends.
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Hot Skinny Model Named Rose Byrne
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Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Braless Tits Around LA
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Jessica Biel Ass in Jeans
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Who’d You Rather? This Should Be An Easy Answer
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Some Amazing Greek Babe in a Bikini
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Hot Naked Bitch I Want to Marry
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Imogen Thomas Big Tits in the Park
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How to Get Your Cat to Come Inside
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I Wanna Fuck Emma Roberts
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Justin Bieber Shouts Out Eminem
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Beyonce Dipped in Glitter
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Hot Thigh Gaps
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Oiled up Woman Rubbing Clit…
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Phonesex Operator of the Day
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Car’s Base System Gives Girl an Orgasm
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Cam Girl Rocks the Dildo
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Girl Masturbates in Front of the Window
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Hot Teen Masturbation
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Spying on a Girl in the Shower
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MILF Used as a Birthday Cake
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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Get Into Phone Sex!! It’s a Welcomed Throwback
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Jul

Kelly Brook Shitty Selfie Bikini Pics of the Day

Kelly Brook is on vacation and she’s taken to her internet profiles to share her bikini body with the world, a body she has labeled #noabs #curvy….because I guess this is her idea of hot bikini body, because her idea of fitness is maintaining her tits under and any all circumstances, because without her tits, she doesn’t matter.

You may find it hot, I find it dumpy…if anything, I think she needs to take the Bean Curd Challenge…

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

29

Jul

Liz Hurley Slutting Out for King George Day of the Day


Woah…King George Day is getting hot and bothered when Liz Hurley participates in it…even at 50 years old and all menopausal and shit she still has it in her to get manhandled by dudes with expensive watches…in front of everyone…to add some kind of spice to her life…because I guess her vagina hasn’t completely dried up yet, and even if it did, she could use lube to trick a motherfucker into thinking it’s still functional…I mean with a body like that, dry sex would still be fun, and in my defense Dry Sex is all I know, because I have this skill I call making even the most lubricated bitch dry…Some dudes make girls get their period…all fertile and hormonal, I make girls hit menopause early…it’s my move..

All this to say, Liz Hurley’s still got it going on.

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Liz Hurley

2013

29

Jul

Gisele Bundchen in her Bikini of the Day

When you’re a mom, even if you faked the pregnancy because your husband is gay and you’re actually a Brazilian tranny who doesn’t have the lady parts needed to make babies, but you do have the money to buy good prosthetics, to give the illusion that you do, because it’s good for business and for your husbands’ image…all bikini pics posted to the internet should look like this.

Sure in Gisele’s case she’s got a rockin’ body, and seeing her body BIKINI BODY is hardly offensive even if she’s a “MOM”….but for the rest of you mom’s out there, polluting my internet feeds with bikini pics, you may want to stand in front of the sun and get washed out a little, it makes your saggy ass look better….

I’m just joking, I like looking at your saggy ass, but that’s just because I’m a pervert…

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2013

29

Jul

Hayden Panettiere’s Implant Dog Pillows of the Day

Hayden Panettiere’s dog is so lucky. He has a fresh set of implants to sleep on….

My dog’s pillow is my fat wife’s gunt but I’m convinced he just hangs there cuz it smells like raw sewage, cheese, seafood products and kitchen garbage…

But this isn’t about me, this is about Hayden Panettiere’s implants. Implants that changed the game from her and made her a girl…they balanced out her broad back and shoulders…but the one issue I have with her implants is that unlike every single girl I’ve met with implants, she doesn’t fucking show them off, nipples out, begging us to grab them, cuz they are just like buying a new bike, car, or whatever but not to her, to her they are sacred…and that reminds me why I hate her.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

29

Jul

Knockout Master at the Huntington Beach Riots of the Day

Some riot that happened after the US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach, because you know how surfers are, real fucking angry, I saw Point Break, I know how it is, all tweaked out on meth, robbing banks and fucking with the FBI and shit…or maybe it is just cuz kids are punks, they get drunk, they get rowdy, and putting them all in a group leads to trouble, or maybe it has something to do Trayvon Martin….

I wasn’t at the event, since I don’t like crowd, but this brawler was, and he knocks out three people in a row and it is kinda funny….in a “at one with the ocean, into yoga, surf zen” kind of way…

Posted in:Videos

2013

29

Jul

Nina Agdal Photoshoot of the Day

You may know Nina Agdal.

She’s some SI model who I predict will be this year’s cover girl, now that Kate Upton has been over saturated, like her fat, all fucking clogged arteries from non-stop eating…over-exposed and dumpy….

She’s also some dirty pussy that has been tainted by Adam Levine…because Adam Levine is the Model-Killer…and Nina Agdal fell into his spiderweb as a groupie who feels she’s made it now that she’s had him inside her…typical entitled model cunt…

Well not so long ago, we’re talking last year, she was taking topless pics, you know to pay the bills as she was working on her celebrity…and these are some of those pics…

I’ve posted her NUDE BEFORE …but these are good too…she looks less downs syndrome than usual.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

29

Jul

Emily Ratajkowski for Nasty Gal of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is famous now..

She’s booking all kind of jobs, from modeling, to spokesperson shit, to acting, shit’s gone out of control and all because she got naked and showed off her rockin’ natural looking tits, a lot, in a strategic way, working with the right magazines, the right photographer, fucking with the right famous dudes in LA, and that landed her tits on the right music video, that went so fucking viral, that she’s become a household name….

I’ve been supporting this girl for a long time, almost since the beginning and I’ve even written her at least one love song….and by love song I mean tried to masturbate to her a couple times…

But really her legacy, isn’t great tits, it’s telling girls everywhere, to show their fucking tits and dreams will come true, if done proper. So do it proper.

Here she is for Nasty Gal…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

29

Jul

Some Sunday TV Nudity of the Day

TV is pornographic now and I am a huge fan of that, because masturbating to music videos, figure skating, tennis and swimming competitions, Mary Hart’s legs, Chrissy from Threes Company…Jennifer Aniston’s nipples in friends, Roseanne and Oprah on the off days, some sluts on Jerry Springer and Scrambled porn, got boring fast and forced the world to turn to the internet to get off…and in TVs struggle to stay alive, they got a little European up in America….and said “hey sex isn’t all that bad, let’s fucking compete, fuck the Christians and the censors, and the advertisers, it’s on” and as far as I’m concerned that’s a good kind of evolution, progressive unlike when we gave women the right to vote.

Let’s just hope it leads to penetration…

Here’s Anna Paquin in True Blood

Here’s Brooke Smith in Ray Donovan

Here are the pics..

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Brooke Smith|HBOobs|Ray Donovan|True Blood

2013

29

Jul

The Michael Hastings Car Crash Video of the Day

The owners of Pizzeria Mozza on Melrose have released the Michael Hastings car crash video footage.

For those of you who don’t know the story, Michael Hastings worked for Buzzfeed, but was better known for doing an article for Rolling Stone that ended up getting a high ranking General fired.

He was rumored to being working on another article to expose something, no one really knows what, but that’s pretty much what I would want out of a journalist.

The day he died, he emailed his co-workers saying he was being followed and had to go into hiding.

Then at 4 am, he was driving down Highland Ave in Los Angeles going 100 miles per hour, hitting a tree and blowing the fuck up.

The reason I am posting this is because in my lifetime of seeing car accidents, I’ve never seen a car explode, even going faster than this, hitting a fucking gas station.

It just doesn’t make sense. It looks like there was serious foul play. It also looks like the “powers that be” wanted to keep him quiet, as he was a liability.

There’s a lot of grey areas around this story, and I suggest you go research it, because it’s your right to protect your freedom.

I’m just a Canadian watching from the sidelines confused…ask questions!!

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