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2013

30

Jul

Kelly Brook’s Vacation Bikini Action Continues of the Day

Kelly Brook posted this video of her chunky body in a bikini in Greece on Vacation, because her life isn’t a fucking vacation, she works so hard standing around half naked 4 days a month people, that’s the kind of shit that can burn you out…you know those rough going to lunch meetings with your business managers and clearly not watching what you eat….you lazy fucking hooker….

I guess at 7 am, when all you idiots are getting up and ready for your day, this kind of “hey, I show my tits for a living, I’m in a bikini on a yacht” shit, is a real wake-up call, to get you to take your fucking shirt off, cuz if you’re girl you got tits too, why are you fucking failing…cuz you don’t want to upset your dad…you prude bitch…

That said, feel free to use me as a testing ground, cuz getting nudes, I’m talking to you random snapchat girl, is the highlight of my day, even if I only get 5 seconds to try to jerk off to them…snapchats….

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2013

30

Jul

Izabel Goulart is Awesome on Instagram of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is really good at Instagram…from her killer fucking bikini body…to her fitness…I think I may be in love…I think this is the Brazilian object of my desire, who I want to sing love songs to and romance into the next great American love story, one that movies will be based on…movies like “ASS RIMMING 19 – ENTER THE BRAZILIAN DRAGON”…not that I know if Brazil even has dragons, but you get what I’m saying, and that is that I’ve never felt a love like this before…that I cherish this love…and that I’ve learned to love again…because he’s fucking amazing…roses and rim jobs and marriage people…that’s all I see.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2013

30

Jul

Latin Singer Doesn’t Like Apologies of the Day

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Here’s a valuable life lesson.

Never apologize, especially not to a girl, because girls hold grudges and are totally irrational…so they won’t take your apology seriously, and if anything it will bring up all their hatred for you and turn them against you when otherwise they would probably just be cool about shit…

An apology is a reminder…and a reminder gets you slapped.

No more apologies…

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Jul

Malena Costa Re Creating Movie Babes for GQ Spain of the Day

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Her name is Malena Costa, she’s some tall hot model from who the fuck cares, and she’s recreating some randomly selected movie babes in her GQ Spain spread….

If you look at the pictures you will see her as Bo Derek as Jenny in “Ten”, as Halle Berry as Jinx in “Die Another Day”, as Jinx again, as Jessica Alba as Sam in “Into the Blue”, as Sam again, as Raquel Welch as Loana in “One Million Years B.C.”, as Loana again, as Sue Lyon as Dolores Haze in Kubrick’s “Lolita”, as Lolita again….

It’s like a mix of old and new that makes absolutely no fucking sense,haphazardly thrown together, it’s like a horrible internet top 10 list, but the picture version, only unlike the horrible top 10 list, you know all chosen at random, this list involves bikinis..and I’m into that and so are you…that’s why we are friends.

Posted in:Malena Costa

2013

30

Jul

Bouncers in Florida Gone Nuts of the Day

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The story goes like this…two bouncers beat the fuck out of two white dude in Florida because they were defending Trayvon Martin…and in defending Trayvon Martin, all white dudes must die…even though the dude who killed Trayvon was a Mexican….and the white dudes get arrested for it.

Bouncers are thugs, their favorite thing is that they can legally beat the fuck out of anyone they want, however aggressive they want.

I have been beat up by bouncers, one was wearing a padded kevlar glove and he pounded my face in, fracturing my sinus. I went to the cops, bleeding all over the place, and they told me that bouncers can do whatever they want in the bar, that I was at fault and if I didn’t get home or to a hospital I would be arrested.

So this video doesn’t surprise me, but it’s clearly excessive and people need to see it….

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Jul

Constance Jablonski for H&M Sport of the Day

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Constance Jablonski is modeling some activewear, some bikinis and some lingerie for H&M, because I guess that’s what models do…at least when they have finally made it and a corporate brand wants to scoop them the fuck up…

But I’m more into her modeling her NIPPLES …

She started at her nipples or a willingness to show them to photographers for fashion, now she’s here.

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2013

30

Jul

Best Independent News Reporter of the Day

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This guy is the best kind of asshole. Some drunk dude in San Diego drove off a cliff, and this guy was there to capture the rescue footage, where he narrates a whole bunch of craziness, that makes me laugh…from calling the Ambulance driver Christopher Reeves, to making fun of the skinny reporter…shit may not be that on point, or that hilarious out of context, but pretty fucking solid…more news needs to be handled by amateur comedians… it is great..

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Jul

Sophie Vlaming for Telva of the Day

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You may not know anything about Sophie Vlaming or her eagerness to BE A MODEL BY SHOWING HER TITS , but I do…not personally, that would just be weird, or creepy, or would ruin how interesting her tits are in pictures, because I would know the truth behind this dutch, eager, model, who like a Glamour model, or a stripper, or a porn chick, or a cam girl, is using her body to get ahead shamelessly….and there’s nothing wrong with that, if anything there is something wrong with you not getting naked for your career advancement, as you make your 10 dollars an hour, and these bitches live the good life…

She’s dutch, she’s hot, I want to get her pregnant with my mouth….

Posted in:Sophie Vlaming

2013

30

Jul

North Korea has a Suicide Bomber Corps of the Day

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This is refreshing…I mean I always felt like the arab variety of suicide bombers lacked a certain level of discipline, organization, uniform…you know it just wasn’t official enough, almost seat of the pants, wingin’ it, committed, but not quite equipped with government or military issued bomb packs, with the nuclear logo on them, so people know they have a self destruct button…

I guess that’s not quite as exciting as two Minutes of Driving in Barnaul Russia…where the people are insane….because they are in Russia.

This is pretty dramatic drive. The World has gone nuts.

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2013

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got drunk and the highlight of my night was walking behind a couple of fat girls in short shorts…because as it turns out..when I am drunk I don’t mind staring at fat girls in short shorts…especially when they are 18 and just fat from all the genetically modified foods…it’s not their fault they are big booty bitches…society made them that way…and I am down to stare…

I also appreciated the guy ripping lines off his car’s hood, the homeless teen runaway who was probably 20 with a dog on her back I wanted to fuck, but who though 4 dollars in quarters was low balling, I guess she’s one of those high class street hookers, like the toothless asian one I saw getting beat by a black dude earlier in the night…and the ever amazing dude with throat cancer chain smoking…life’s pretty boring, but the people I come across are fucking maniacs…

Here are some links…for the morning..

Kelly Brook Bikinis
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Some Sluts at Some Event
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The Future of Video Games
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Former Model Becomes Head Coach of a Soccer Club
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Russian Dude Plays Piano With a Piano on his Back
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The Coolest Race Cars in Competition Now
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Alien Power Plant on the Moon
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Unfair Advantage Playing Basketball
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10 Life Hacks to Help You Through Summer
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The Best NEws Bloopers of JUly
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Real Housewives Tax Evasion
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Jennifer Aniston We’re the Millers Interview.
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Best of the Web for Adrenaline Junkies
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Heavy Bass Gives Girl an Orgasm
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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