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2013

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was on a plane flying home last night and got stuck sitting next to some older chick pushing 60, who brought her own weird blanket for the flight, and who was rubbing herself the entire fucking time, I’m talking straight up masturbating the entire flight, like some retard at the retard camp doing retard things, only with a little more cheesy smells radiating from her, and a lot more fun for me cuz the in-flight movie was shit and watching freaks masturbate, is the best kind of fun.

It’s one of those “God Giving You Masturbation Material” miracles..that happened yesterday morning when my friend SPEEDMONKEY found these bloody panties…

Here are some morning links…

Kourtney Kardashian Breast Feeding in a Bikini
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The Best Thing About the Royal Baby…is this Newscaster
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Some Heavy Set Big Titty Bitches
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Ice Ice Babies Sung By the Movies
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Bull Runner Crashes Through a Window
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New Hunger Games Photo Op at Comic-Con
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The Sexiest GIFS from Naya’s Complex Cover
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4 crazy Sunken Cities..
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Deaf Baby Hears for the First Time…Seriously. Dead.
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Some Babe Named Fernanda Marin in a Bikini…
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Nicole Trunfio Hot Tits in a Photoshoot…
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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2013

20

Jul

Rihanna in her Weird See Through Outfit of the Day

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Whatever Rihanna is wearing here…is amazing…I endorse all she does as she slowly falls into a whole level of crazy…because I know it is cumming and thanks to this outfit…so am I…

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

19

Jul

Nicki Minaj Twerking in the Pool of the Day

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Nicki Minaj may be a pile of shit clown the record labels recruited from some acting school to be the Gaga to the black public, even though her audience is probably 95 percent white, but she has taken her lack of identity, and weak personality too seriously, and she’s been trying to define herself as an artist, and as hip hop, and she’s doing it in thongs, and tweaking and I don’t complain, but if she goes too far, her handlers who own her, may end up killing her off…like they do with so many other “artists”…they use to fuck with us.

Here are some Pics…

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2013

19

Jul

Some Sofia Vergara Bikini Pics of the Day

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I think this is the reason Sofia Vergera likes to put as much focus on her tits…you know because despite being in her 40s, she is still totally compelled to take pics and model in a bikini, even though she should be retiring and squeezing into the one piece only when necessary, like on Vacation…or at mommy swim class or some shit…you see cuz her ass, despite being totally worth a fuck, is too old for this shit…I guess she’s a late bloomer…or just milking her body like she always wanted to now that people care…either way, she’s in a bikini and that’s a win…even when it is a fail.

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

19

Jul

Miley Cyrus Posing Like a Caged Animal of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posting in front of a fence while random people look on, is pretty representative of her life, you know the caged animal who can’t escape the prison her life has become, working for the illuminati to brain wash the masses, as we watch on like idiots, so they can take over the financial system, eventually imprisoning us more than they already have…

Which happens to be my new porn…I love a good sexy cry for help…all lean and tight bodied…knowing she’s a fucking spoiled brat. cuz caged women with tight little bodie who are puppets for Disney execs..and the devil…is erotic.

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2013

19

Jul

Selena Gomez’s New Video of the Day

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Selena Gomez “leaked” her newest video…that I didn’t watch but suggest that if you do, you do it on mute, because lets face it, shitty mind numbing pop that they shove down our throat and drive subliminal messages into our heads, without us wanted them to, using these Disney starlets to get them while they are young, isn’t really anything I like to support, especially when it sounds like robot, over produced shit, that I know I will hear too much of…horrible…this is all that is wrong in the world….

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2013

19

Jul

Today in Dogs are Amazing Videos of the Day

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If you read the site than you know I love dogs…I try to raise money to help them…it’s my cause…so seeing this dog freak the fuck out when his owner comes back from a 6 month tour in the army…makes me pretty fucking happy…I mean this is more than just a “hey feed me buddy” situation, this is a real fucking connection that blows my mind…it’s way better than my weird neighbor who’s connection with her dog involves peanut butter…

And here’s another one…that’s a little creepier…because of the narrator…sounds like some kind of serious pervert…or child molester weirdo…making one of the weirdest videos ever….

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s Silly Tits of the Day

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Courtney Stodden and her pervert puppet who is playing along with this stunt because she’s clearly got serious dirt on the motherfucker…you know enough dirt to make him quit whatever he was doing before her did whatever he did that she’s blackmailing him with…to pull this storyline of being the old dude married to the young hooker, who probably isn’t that young, but in prepping for this stunt has covered her backstory so that it makes sense to the one person who would bother looking into her nonsense….

She went from Stripper looking “child” bride…to ridiculous fake tits….40 year old mom looking but pretending she’s 18…about to do porn and release a sex tape…but before that happens they are at the Ava Caddell Relationship therapy program to learn to love again…

Very fucking silly…up on some clown shit that makes me question humanity.

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2013

19

Jul

Kristen Stewart is on Camp X-Ray Set of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is not a babe. If anything she’s some inbred looking redneck hick that I can’t really figure out how she got cast for anything, or even how she ended up in LA at Castings, when really, you’d think she’d be smoking meth in the back shed, the one where daddy makes her suck his dick cuz she’s better at it that mommy since mommy has diabetes now and has a hard time getting out of bed…but instead she’s doing this Hollywood shit…it’s crazy…I mean the only fence this bitch should be behind is some chicken wire coop daddy puts her in at the farm when she uses teeth.

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2013

19

Jul

Some Naked Throwback Emily Ratajkowski of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is the kind of girl I appreciate.

She’s hot, she gets naked, or at least she used to on her quest to be household, and she’s on the verge of blowing the fuck up, and being household….

I predict she’ll be in SI this year, I mean no that that’s saying much, if Kate Upton can do it, I guess so can barn animals…not that Emily Ratajkowski is a barn animal…just my spirit animal…

Part of me wants her to not quite make it, so the nudes keep coming and the desperation gives me hope in having sex with her, but she will, even though fame iss probably a horrible place, but the money is good, and the line-ups and potential rockstar, athlete, actor boyfriends to have kids with are ample…which I guess is what all hot models want to use their talents for….when I prefer when they use their talents like this…

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