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2023

08

Feb

Alison Brie Mini Dress of the Day

Alison Brie has lost her title as the celebrity that you make Brie Cheese jokes about, because that troll Brie Larson has some how managed to weasel her ugliness to top of mind with the mindless retards who buy into anything they are sold.

I am not saying that Alison Brie is all that hot, she looks like a middle aged CAT AND WINE AUNTIE at the Sweet Sixteen party with one too many drinks in her, living the glory days while trying to convince one of the 16 year olds, or a group of them to jerk off to her in the bathroom. You know, to feel young despite looking old again.

She is married too a FRANCO brother, so we’ll assume that James didn’t diddle her but if he did, it would have been when she was celebrating her sweet 16….I’ve heard local rumors about that guy…..

Anyway, racy middle aged childless auntie in a skimpy dress and pantyhose living like it’s the glory days, when clearly it’s not.

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2023

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The stepLINKS, or at least putting the stepLINKS together really impedes on my true passion of staring at the wall.

I like to think I hate the stepLINKS because no one clicks them, the site makes no money and any added effort is a waste of fucking time, but clearly I’m not money motived and the site hasn’t made money since its inception….it’s my lame ass rebellion that became a distraction from all the available dot com billions I could have made if I wasn’t updating this shit for free….

But I actually hate the stepLINKS because I’m a lazy person, who prefers staring at the wall, it’s my true passion.

Since I am a creature of habit, who believes that if you keep doing the same thing expecting different results, then you are a crazy person, but yet I keep doing the same thing expecting different results, thinking MAYBE this time a motherfucker will ACTUALLY click my stepLINKS that I put my blood, sweat, anal juices and semen into…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Cam Girl Crush of the Day
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On Set with WWEs Mandy Rose
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Larry David’s Daughter’s Nipple on Instagram
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Salma Hayek Fact Checks Wikipedia for her New Photoshoot
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Zendaya’s Braless Selfie
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Olivia Wilde’s Pokies and Cameltoe
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Dove Cameron’s Sheer Black Bra
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Hailey Clauson’s Booty
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Stifler’s Mom to Star in Legally Blonde 3
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Hayden Panettiere in the New Scream Trailer
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Stefon Diggs Responds to his Alleged Creeping on the Cheerleaders!
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Charlotte Lawrence’s Nipples at the Grammys
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5 Fun Things about Having an Alcoholic in Your Life
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Two Moose Fight in Alaska Streets
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Ben Stiller to Play Triplets in the Story of the Triplet Strangers
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Rihanna Does a FENTY Lingerie Drop
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Gracie Hunt – Chiefs Owner / Heiress in a Bikini to Inspire a Win
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Swimming in a Pool full of Shade Balls
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Jude Law’s Daughter Iris Shares her Skin Care Routine
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McKayla Maroney’s Cleavage at the Grammys
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Uhaul Truck Full of Fireworks Explodes
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Emimen’s Daughter is Engaged.
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Compilation of People Complaining About their Car’s Sounds
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Man Pranks People By Pretending to be CEO and Firing Employees
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Model Larsen Thompson in SKIMS
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People Are Calling this ONLYFANS MODEL a Livvy Dunne Lookalike
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Stefanie Ferrario’s Lingerie in the Woods
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Oldest Driver in France
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Fisherman Makes a Big Mistake Filling Boat
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Lily Allen and her Stranger’s Thing Husband’s House Tour
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Working Out with Genie Bouchard
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Lilian Castro’s Lingerie Work for Rihanna
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Car Tier List for Billionaires
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Giving Cats Medicine Compilation
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Heidi Klum’s Big Grammy Cleavage
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Tom Brady’s Internet Girlfriend in a Red Bikini Looking Hot
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Iskra Lawrence in Valentine’s Day Lingerie
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The Worst Nightmare of Every Mantis
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Recycling Used Hotel Soaps – Gross
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Olivia Culpo in a Cat Suit in the Snow
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Taylor Hill is Pretty in Pink Lingerie
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Josie Canseco Does her Best Cowboy in the Snow
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10 Life Hacks that Work
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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In Case You Missed It – and a I hope you Did – All Things Grammy
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A Hilary Duff Round-Up
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Beth Behrs Dressed like a Banana
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Josie Canseco in a Black Dress
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Ellie Goulding in a Weird Shirt
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Pfizer Pusher Pink in a Weird Bathing Suit Shoot and Still Looks Like a Dude
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Ginger Gonzaga in a Weird Dress
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Kathryn Newton in a Semi Sheer Dress
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Alison Brie Legs
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Kara Del Toros’ Big Tits in a Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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Fitting it in
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Big Slow Motion Tits
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Camtastrophe
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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13 People Having a shit Day
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Titty Tuesday
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One Shot Kill Shot
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9/11 Themed Masturbation
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Beach Showers
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Shaky has the Pool Tits
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Sorry for Impregnating You
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Undercover Vending Machine
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Amanda Beard’s Throwback Nudes
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Holding the Bat with her Butt Cheeks
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WALL FUCKER
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Fancy Some Indian?
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Orgasms with Alexis Tae
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Dildo Titty Fuck
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Tits in the Playground
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Panties to the Side
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Amateur Couple Fucks
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Sultry Nicole Nude
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Legs Up Dildo Fuck
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Risky Car Fuck
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Mash Up of Weirdness
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Tattoo Girl Fucks Dildo
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Madeline with a Big Toy
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Japanese Blowjob
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Friend Uses Dildo on Friend
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Danielle is Naked
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Dick Sucker
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Dildo Rubbin
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2023

07

Feb

Iggy Azalea Putting Her Booty To Work of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s pretty much been a career dicksucker, she was just lucky enough to go viral in an era where people actually went viral, when it was easy to get famous and when those who did go viral weren’t just a bunch of FEDS or plants from the FEDS to shape the culture in the weirdest ways….if you control the influencers, you control what is being influenced….

Anyway through her career cultural appropriating like the fakest bitch around, the middle-class suburban Australian got herself a fake ass that people found comical, black guys found hot, one even knocked her up because of it….but that always was pretty fucking stupid.

All these years later, post pregnancy, post 30th birthday, the whore who clearly needs money because no one cares about her inauthentic “art” that’s really just trash clickbait, so she did an Onlyfans…where she is FINALLY putting her fat fake weird ass to use, monetizing….

This is probably from that, you know her big ass has been around a while and it’s been used for monetization and attention for a while, but seeing her produce shitty self shot twerk content is so bargain basement that I think it’s fucking MINT. LEGEND. SOLID. HYPE. DOPE. COOL…whatever the fucking word for HILARIOUS AND DESPERATE IS…but the joke in all this is that she makes more money doing this shit content than with over produced shit rap music backed by a label and radios….because the world is fucked and rewards laziness thanks to low expectation motherfuckers with a credit card….so I guess this is Iggy continuing to game the system, staying current with the scam of the times!

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2023

07

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I was talking to my only friend earlier today and he was saying how excited he was to run into a girl at his work who was under 25 and had a set of tits that looked like they were round bolt ons, but after further discussion with said girl he realized that they were totally fucking real and impressive….

To an old timer like him, it was inspiring or at least a reminder that the perky tit is a real thing, he’s just been exposed to old and sloppy mom tit for so long, it was a distant fucking memory that he was happy to have sparked up again.

Which bring us to TINY TITS, that are nature’s way of giving us a perky looking tit, even on an older broad, even on a mom, because there just isn’t that much to them, so they don’t sag like a set of balls on an old guy, there’s no weight to them……

So if you were a betting man into tits, or the aesthetic, you’d be better off focusing on tiny tit girls, they rot slower, last longer and are still tits….

I support the tiny tit movement, anything to stop a natural tit from being jacked up with a rubber implant, like its a trashy stripper who fell into 5k….and you should too.

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2023

07

Feb

Ariel Winter Birthday Suit of the Day

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I forgot that Ariel Winter was a thing, I guess it’s because she stopped posting pics of her fat ass going to the grocery store with her tits spilling ou of her top like she was some kind of crackwhore struggling to survive on her diet of junk food and cookies….

I didn’t watch Modern Family, if anything I hate that that show existed, it’s just all part of the fall of society I guess….like most sitcoms are…as they push their propaganda on us and trick us into thinking that the shows are worthy of the money the idiots on said shows get paid…

I know a lot of people probably did watch the show so seeing her be some fat disaster in her real life was probably entertaining or erotic…since she had the sloppy tit….but to me she was always very troll like and still is.

Apparently this is her birthday stripper outfit, so this is her dolled up and looking her best and as far as I’m concerned she looks like she’s celebrating her 50th.

Seriously, she reminds me of a slutty rich mom on vacation at the luxury resort in Mexico after a few too many cocktails…but she’s really just a broken down young girl who looks like she’s at her retirement party….because the industry violates your soul so hard, even botox can’t save you.

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2023

07

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants always remind me of the girls who wear the tight pants get mad….

These girls, intentionally jack the pants up in their cunts so that the amateur gynocologists of the grocery store, like myself can do our preliminary exam, you know map that shit out like your a blind mind using your hands to know what a motherfucker looks like because you’ve decided to that a portrait drawing class despite being a blind man….

Then these girls intentionally get mad at dudes who look at their outfits, calling them out as creeps, screaming HASHTAG METOO, even if we’re just looking and not touching, all because narcissism is fucking insane.

I saw a meme about this being an issue at the gym, girls doing hair, make-up, wearing the skimpiest outfits around to do unnatural body poses in, only to get mad when a dude looks….

That’s why I like these tight pants, by girls who upload their tight pants, knowing they want to be looked at, creeped on, or jerked off to.

I know some people prefer the unsuspecting creeper cam pics of tight pants, it’s so much more exciting when you get to be stealth, but there’s too many issues with that, mainly that the bitch in the tight pants, despite being in tight pants, is annoying about you wanting to fuck her tight pants off her….you know from the friction of your dry humping her leg destroying the fabric’s integrity and causing a collapse of the infrastructure.

So here are those tight pants because it’s a fashion style trendy thing…..you can jerk off to, it just upsets a lot of the tight pants people wearing tight pants, but NOT these ones.

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Posted in:Yoga Pants

2023

07

Feb

Jameela Jamil Got Them Titties On of the Day

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I once wrote a post on Jameela Jamil’s big brown tits….and as much as I don’t like quoting myself, I’m not that interesting, it gives you some context on the annoying personality that she is….

She’s now 36 and equally annoying, you know, the type of person who quit Twitter, who main platform because Elon Bought it, you know a fucking woke idiot piece of shit born in a pile of shit….with her pronouns in her name who fancies herself an expert on all things while pulling out her tits for attention like a basic fucking bitch….but I guess when you have a breast cancer scare you find a new love for your tits, even though you are about genderless weirdness like Sam Smith.

She literally. took to her instagram to defend people BODY SHAMING the weird, mental, Devil Worshipping clown…..

She wrote:

People were OK with Sam Smith having curves when THEY. were signing about being sad and lonely. But happy, confident and thriving Sam Smith is sending people over the edge

We’ve known for YEARS that there are severe body image issues in the LGBTQ+ community. And yet in…..BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH…does this bitch shut the fuck up.

God…I don’t even want to repost my post on her, but I’ll put it after the jump because….

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2023

07

Feb

Jenna Dewan Attention Seeking in a Lace Top of the Day

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Step Up Stomp the Yard, a movie that I’ve never seen, is an expression I sometimes find myself saying when trying to describe something that is shitty. I say “That’s like Step Up Stomp the Yard”…..or when I’d see a stripper struggling in her dances I’d say “Step it Up, Stomp the Yard”…..because from what I remember that was the name of the shitty a movie….a shitty movie that back-up dancer, never in the front of the stage, Jenna Dewan probably holds near and dear to her heart because she seduced Channing Tatum on it and that’s likely been a very lucrative union or divorce…..

You know, she’s remarried but still collecting checks from that Male Stripper who like all Male Strippers is probably GAY FOR PAY, or was, that’s how you become top of the fucking charts like he did.

Anyway she’s rich, she’s a mom, she’s 42, she’s married, she probably has creepers DMing her romantic messages like “SHOW ME YOUR GAPING TATUM BUTTHOLE”….yet like so many other chicks, she’s compelled to post whorish content on the internet, pretending it’s fashion or letting the fans into her life because she’s a real person, just like them….and by real person I mean shameless exhibitionist seeking attention….aka a whore….just a rich , dialled in, connected, OLD as shit one.

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2023

07

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Living the beach life is probably the way to go. You’d have to be some kind of faggot to choose the snow drifts and cold….even if you hate the sun, have skin cancer because you’re a pale fucking troll who. lives in the basement jerking off to porn all day…because of the bitches in BIKINIS man….seeing a bitch. in a bikini, even an ugly one is fucking INSPIRING. It’s legendary. IT’s living. IT MAKES YOU FEEL FUCKING ALIVE….and it also makes you feel like fucking.

I guess the things to wear to the beach, my swimwear round-up is a good compliment to the tanline thursday post I do, where I celebrate the after effects of swimwear at the beach….not that a bitch needs swimwear or a beach for tanlines, where there is a will there’s a way, but the swimwear helps them stencil the non-tanned portions of the tanline erotica.

All this to say, when asked the important philosophical question of which came first, the swimsuit or the tanline…you’ll know it doesn’t matter so long as half nakedness is involved, we’re good.