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2023

08

Feb

Tallulah Willis Flashing Titty of the Day

Tallulah Willis, or as I like to call her, AT LEAST SHE IS NOT RUMER WILLIS, who I think may be pregnant right now, but I could be confusing her with Ireland Baldwin, because they are equally not very impressive celebrity kids…..

She’s the once hipster, artist Willis, who I guess figured out that slutty content or using her hip tits for attention was an angle…

So clearly, now that her dad is a retard and her mom is off doing poppers at parties that people die at, despite being 70, thinking like she’s still in her 20s, this one’s figured out a way to keep the family legacy going….A GOOD OLD FASHIONED TIT SLIP..

I don’t know about you, but I know about me, and ME thinks that a TIT flash is a timeless thing to have the paparazzi capture, even if it’s stage, attention seeking, it’s candid enough to feel real in this world of DEEP FAKES AND LIES….

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2023

08

Feb

Lili Reinhart Swimsuit of the Day

Lil Reinhart’s not so lil at all, but you know, with the right angles, facetune, photoshop, she has the ability to look like she’s not the tanker truck that she is….maybe she just went so big with her hair that it made her look like she’s smaller…these celebrities and their teams have all the optical illusions!

In this one-piece bathing suit clickbait for attention she posted in efforts to keep her celebrity alive, because she knows, like we know, after Riverdale, she’ll be left out to ONLYFANS….she’s just not that big of a seat filler or draw….I mean she is that big of a seat filler, not quite a two seat on the plane seat filler, but still big…just not in in this shot…..

This doesn’t even look like the Lili we know, it must be 100 years old, WAY BACK WEDNESDAY, but for whatever reason, it is still terrifying to me!

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2023

08

Feb

Charlotte Lawrence See Through Nipple Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence is some celebrity rich kid who’s dad is back at the top of his game because he’s got a few high paying shows on APPLE like Ted Lasso, but he was already rich as shit from other shit shows people like since people have no taste, like SCRUBS, which is where he met this girl’s mom…..Kate from Drew Carey…

Anyway, she once emailed me bitching about me posting her slutty pics that were circulating, like Hailey Bieber she was mad that old creepers posted their pics, not realizing that’s how the internet works and that’s the volume of clicks and follows they get…it ain’t the cool folk following you sister…it’s the sad and lonely perverts…

It amazed me that she didn’t realize how the internet works, where sites exist and post or repost shit they post like we care, when we don’t…..but it’s famous by affiliation perv content which is enough reason to google the bitch…

It also amazed me that she acted like I was some kind of predator who raided her panty drawer, especially after everything she’s posted since being braless with nipple exposed….

We get it, rich and in the shadow of famous parents, an ego that she can do anything, a need for attention and a willingness to use the tits, it’s edgy….but dudes still like to stare at tits, so she’s pretty much a low key pornographer….rich girl titty porn.

It’s not that exciting, but she’s trying, real fucking hard and it’s see through dresses, so it’s exciting enough…do what you can to get seen…make dad proud knowing his baby could be anything and she chooses socialite in a sheer dress going to all the parties she can….no so interesting and innovative, but she’s a coddled rich kid from an insular scene of yes-men and dick suckers, so in her mind, it’s probably high concept clickbait she pretends isn’t clickbait but that we know is clickbait…we are onto you!


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2023

08

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay Fit motherfuckers…

We live in a society that is trying to kill us, whether it’s the air, the pharma, the water, the food…the debt, the price of things, the overall unhappiness most people feel….

They do it by design, probably not with bad intentions, but rather in what they think is making the future world a better place….but in doing that, there’s a lot of fatness and fatness is gross…fatness makes you weak, unattractive, lazy….but also a great consumer of all the thing they want to sell you…THEY ARE PLANNING SOMETHING…

My opinion is fight the system, by working out, getting hot, getting tight, getting fit, because the more time goes on, the more I know you’ll fucking need it to survive this insanity…plus chicks who are fit look better…

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2023

08

Feb

Jordyn Jones Slutty Nerd of the Day

Jordyn Jones, who was a reality show star, influencer that they built up a bunch of followers with, who realized that the money wasn’t going to be in her lame dancing, her lame pop career, her lame music, lame brand deals, it’d be in selling her fat dance ass to paying customers…

It’s been a long journey to get her to the point of flashing her bare ass like a common hooker, or a drunk bitch who thinks MOONING is funny, but she’s doing it in a cheeky or sexy way, trying to be seductive.

She started doing bikini try ons for her pervs, moved to OnlyFans, where she does the lamest underwear shoots, and as she tries to keep the people compelled and engaged in her bullshit, to ensure they keep paying her stupid money she clearly doesn’t deserve, but the internet is a weird fucking place the celebrates mediocrity…and that means bare ass..

This time next year, fuck videos, or just dildo videos, or maybe dyke videos, who knows, she’s a porn chick now, ANYTHING can happen.

I remember when porn chicks were not allowed to do anything mainstream, porn was the death sentence, it’s weird that that has changed, yet this site still can’t get GOOGLE ADS or make any money since they consider it a PORN site.

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE…

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2023

08

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

In this modern society, if your pants to offer the innocent bystander a 3D model of what they pussy structure, anatomy, meatiness is, then they aren’t pants at all.

Luckily, there’s a lot of girls out there who are lowkey trying to fight the tranny narrative, maybe subconsciously, by having their pussy pride, not by wearing it on their head like a protest EM RATA attended to try to make you believe she’s a feminist and not a shameless whore who prays on the unsuspecting male with big tits that overpower her butter face…..but pussy pride in their pants, with their actual pussies, so you know it’s real.

I support the pussy and the pussy movement….and I’m into anything that allows a fat slob like me to see a pussy I wouldn’t otherwise see, even if it’s through a pair of pants.

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2023

08

Feb

Lucy Hale See Through of the Day

Lucy Hale is the CW’s princess, who I guess has some sort of exclusive contract with them since she’s been on a dozen shows with them….and that’s about all I’ve ever seen her in, besides some leggings while leaving the gym, hardly jacked up in her cunt enough, but still leggings.

Well, she’s spicing things up, because people still jerk off to celebs, or at least brands like to think they do, and the only way to keep people interested in their line-up of influence, which they like to maintain so they can condition the public into buying shit or buying into shit they don’t need, they have to compete with the whores of the internet by slutting them up.

So here’s Lucy Hale in some lingerie, pants unbuttoned like a prostitute at a bust stop trying to convince you to finish the job she already started, and it’s not that racy, while being pretty racy….

I’m sure her ex SKEET ULRICH is SKEETING to this shit…right.

Apparently this is her tit…

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2023

08

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I wish the weed girls actually got to that vegetative state that you’d expect them to if you followed or bought into all the weed propaganda featuring half dead idiots on the couch…

Sure, weed girls can be fat and lazy slobs who eat too many munchies when they are high, but they are still women, so they’ll just keep on yammering away with their now more annoying observations about all thing women yammer on about.

It’s not quite as fun as doing sedatives with women so they shut the fuck up and leave you the fuck alone….but I guess it’s natural, laid back and has some medicinal qualities that make it better than dealing with an annoying drunk girl…

Point of the story, high or not, bitches be crazy and bitches be annoying and here are some slutty weed girls.

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2023

08

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

DUDE……

This is my fat girl for inclusivity post, because fat girls can get naked and be jerked off to also. It’s not just for fit girls. Plus, in this era, there’s more fat girls than skinny girls, some men out there have statistically only ever experienced a fat girl, so it’s all they know and what they’ve been conditioned to like.

I post these for you, because I think fat girls are the fucking worst, vile, mess, disrespecting their god given bodies that aren’t supposed to be like this, but instead get like this as a god given sign to AVOID them….especially if you’re footing their FOOD bill.

Not only are they gross, lazy, representative of excess, unhealthiness, laziness, sloth behavior, but I think they have no respect for themselves or the lives they’ve been gifted….as a fat person, I know first hand that fatness is throwing in the fucking towel….not having a lust for life, more a lust for baked goods and sitting.

Not to mention, Fat girls are evil and shame skinny girls on social media ALL the time. They cry about how society hates them, but the second they see a tiny body on social media cast or promoting something, they try to eat them up like they are an all you can eat buffet.

They say shit like EAT A SANDWICH….not realizing shaming skinny hot chicks is like shaming vile fat chicks…..and they usually get even more annoying in their shaming, like quoting articles they’ve read about shit, or scientists and psychiatrists to drive their fat girl point home….all eager to SCHOOL people with a crazed diabetic smirk on their face, and crumbs dripping down on their exposed bellies….

The funny thing is most people didn’t even shame fat girls, when a fatty posted a selfie, they’d do the “cute outfit” or some shit, because they felt bad for the fatty….they considered shaming fat girls was celebrating hot skinny girls…and now we’re in this fat inclusive body positivity hell that we are in because ignoring fat chicks until 3 am….whilst drunk for a fuck has become take me on a date, get in line, I’m a hot item, etc.

It’s a crazy world, but at least everyone’s into getting naked on the internet…right?!

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

08

Feb

Caroline Vreeland’s Got Some Big Valentines Day Boobs of the Day

Hometown Hottie, who I should probably hire to be the body of DrunkenStepfather since it’d be convenient, however, none of you motherfuckers give me money to pool together to hire big boobs to do fun and exciting DrunkenStepfather content with and brands pretty much hate me, so I’d probably have to no pay her the fee she’d want and our weekly Vreeland/Stepfather photoshoot ART PROJECT would end after one shoot.

Life as a failed media EMPIRE…..

Anyway, she moved from the LA scene she was pretty dominant in to Montreal Canada because of LOVE…and the big titty influencer, turned Fashion influencer, who is now an OnlyFans influencer, because the big titty she was gifted could not be neglected, has graced us with some Valentine’s Day themed lingerie content featuring her big tits, that are now mom tits, but that were big tits before they were mom tits, just when they were lactacting mom tits, they were obscene sized tits, and the whole thing is just moderately exciting in a world where NO ONE cares about ANYTHING…even BIG TITS.

Well, I fucking won’t let the general apathy and negativity of the population get me down, BIG TITS still excite me and I’m fucking staring at them like it was still the fucking 90s bro.

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